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Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Romance Section? by MrCork: 4:59pm On Nov 27, 2015
TOMTOM15:
durentt
Durrent is a known male who dresses as females....his nick name is tranny! sad
Politics › Re: Demon Is Occupying Enugu Government House – Archbishop Chukwuma by MrCork: 4:57pm On Nov 27, 2015
oluwaSmith1:
The ArchBishop of Enugu Ecclesiastical Province of the Anglican Communion, Most Rev. Dr. Emmanuel Chukwuma, on Friday in Agbani, Enugu State dropped a bombshell as he warned of a powerful demon dwelling at the Enugu State Government House.

DAILY POST reports that the ArchBishop spoke at the burial ceremony of a former First Lady of Enugu State, Nnenna Agnes Nnamani.

Chukwuma, who cautioned the Enugu State Governor, Rt. Hon. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi against moving to the Government House, said plans should be made to demolish the government house or exorcise the demon inhabiting the Government House.

Nnenna is the wife of a former Enugu Governor, Senator Chimaroke Nnamani.

More to come…



http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/27/demon-is-occupying-enugu-government-house-archbishop-chukwuma/
...but why r IBO people all ways seeein demon? (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: How Do I Return My Landlady's Pant?? by MrCork: 4:55pm On Nov 27, 2015
stupidity:
my Good people of nairaland, I don enter trouble o. Last week saturday I wash my clothe and dry them outside, while my neighbors and landlady also washed theirs, as my clothes dry I pack them enter house, the next day which is sunday, my landlady con dey shout say person take her pant wey she dry for outside, me nor even get am for mind to check my clothes o, she ask me, I tellam say I nor see any pants, she was just laying curses and threatening fire if she catch the person, just now I say make I wear my shirt, one extra large pant fall out from it.

How do I return the pant and avoid her wrath? Am finished o. All those babes wey I dey gonk for we compound go con dey reason me one kind.
...ok..bro..so u enjoy wherin yor lad ladys pant...u locky devil!! smiley
Romance › Re: Imagine What They Did To Our Ladies (photo) by MrCork: 4:53pm On Nov 27, 2015
Lucialovely:
cry cry
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Imagine What They Did To Our Ladies (photo) by MrCork: 4:51pm On Nov 27, 2015
money121:
I was searching for what to buy on this so called Black Friday, instead I found this. Painful memories!



See more at: http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/11/imagine-what-they-did-to-our-ladies.html
.. ...bro we not sure if u use glassssses but do they loook lightskin to u?....coz the last time I chek, this is 2015..not 1922!!!(no ofeense) angry
Business › Re: Meet The Wives Of 10 Most Successful Nigerian Billionaire Businessmen -Pics by MrCork: 4:11pm On Nov 27, 2015
chimere66:
They say behind every successful man is a woman. Meet the beautiful wives behind the success of most Nigerian billionaires today(Dangote not included). See pictures above..

1. Mike Adenuga’s wife:

Nigerian billionaire and the Chairman of Globacom is married and his wife name is Titi Adenuga

2. Femi Otedola’s wife:

Nana Otedola is the wife of the owner of Forte Oil Femi Otedola, and they are blessed with children. Their daugther D.j Cuppy is one of the best female D.j’s we have in Nigeria.

3. Cosmos Maduka’s wife:

Charity Maduka is the wife of billionaire automobile dealer and owner of Coscharis motors, Cosmas Maduka.

4. Sir Emeka Offor’s wife:

Ada Vivian Offor is the wife of billionaire business man, Sir Emeka Offor, the Group Executive Vice Chairman of The Chrome Group.

5. Tony Elumelu’s wife:

Dr Awele Vivian Elumelu is the wife of the Chairman of the United Bank for Africa, Transcorp and founder of The Tony Elumelu Foundation.

6. Alhaji Rasaq Okoya’s wife:

Folashade Okoya is the wife of Razak Akanni Okoya who is the owner of the Eleganza Group.

7. Prince Sunny Aku’s wife:

Ex-beauty queen Dabota Lawson Aku is the pretty wife of Prince Sunny Aku, owner of Novena Majesty Furniture and other businesses .

8. Ifeanyi Ubah:

Uchenna Ubah is the wife Ifeanyi Ubah, the owner of Capital oil and Gas ltd.

9. Musa Danjuma:

Caroline Danjuma is the wife of chief Musa Danjuma the Executive Chairman of Nigeria America Line Limited and Comet Shipping Agencies Nigeria Limited.

10. Chris Ubah’s wife:

Mrs Chris Ubah is the wife of Politician and business mogul, Chris Ubah
...wot the hell.....dont u people hav lightskin women in that africa place? ( no ofeennse) undecided
Romance › Re: Strange Situation.....what Do U Do? by MrCork(op): 11:24am On Nov 27, 2015
...you allow woman to take the disicion & it will be the biggest mistake u evet made!!(REAL TALK) lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Strange Situation.....what Do U Do? by MrCork(op): 11:22am On Nov 27, 2015
uboma:
Personally i will allow her to take a decision. If she wants to dance with him for a while, fine.

And if she doesnt want to, the guy should take a bow.

But despite her refusal, if he insists, then i will apply D from the list above.
....u will allow woman to make the decision?...bro are u not a black man?..or are You white?(no ofeennse) undecided
Romance › Strange Situation.....what Do U Do? by MrCork(op):

You take babe out to disco parry & then another guy (mofo) ask her for a dance:

A. Give him head boot angry

B. Dare her to dance wit him angry

C. Dare him to dance wit her angry

D. Call security to tow him out like a jive turkey sucka MC! angry


Please advise!
Romance › Re: What You Dont Knw About Each Nairaland Mods by MrCork: 11:33pm On Nov 26, 2015
humanbeing4th:
werey! oloshi! mtn don dash u free 10mb again?
...u r female this week sn then male nest week.. you fuuuuucktttard b!tch!
Romance › Re: Guys, How Do You Feel When Your Lady Has A Male Bestie? by MrCork: 11:29pm On Nov 26, 2015
Bbsharon:
We all know how bestie ish can be, as in the closseness might send wrong message to people around especially when is a guy and a lady.

My bestie is male and in our 100level days many thought we were actually dating because you always see us together. To me as long as you both set your priorities right then you are good to go but I find out some guys are not cool with it.

So guys do you feel comfortable when your girlfriend or fiancee has a guy as her bestie? If not tell us why.

Ladies you can also share your experience...
....it means she wanto phuck him....black men who truss blak women are ususly csll * mugu* (no ofeensse)l angry
Romance › Re: What You Dont Knw About Each Nairaland Mods by MrCork: 11:23pm On Nov 26, 2015
humanbeing4th:
signify ur interest by commenting, list coming soon
..MODS....KINDLY BAN THIS EDDDDIOT!!
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 11:21pm On Nov 26, 2015
...ladies..so can we all now conclude & agree that the londoner...moi...wud be yor prefad choice? smiley
Romance › Re: Was She Angry With Me? by MrCork: 10:41pm On Nov 26, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
you wanna cover ur shamehuh?




Dem don deport u from peckam cheesycheesycheesycheesy
....Awwwry I nid a babe to mate wit durin ma 2 week stay ther in nigeria...lukily..yor the choisen one.. at least u get the chance to roll wita londoner! wink
Romance › Re: Was She Angry With Me? by MrCork: 9:46pm On Nov 26, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
cheesycheesycheesycheesy


i have more dan enof.
..guess wot. .u r the locky chick who will keep me company for 2 week when I arive in nigeria next month....will be stayn at one of yor nice hotels ther in nigeria! wink
Romance › Re: Between Men And Women Who Cheat The Most? by MrCork: 9:31pm On Nov 26, 2015
Naughtysite:
You are sleeping with married women ?
....brother. I get 80% of my income fron slepin wit marryed women...ask mrs chima! (TRUE STORY) wink
Romance › Re: Was She Angry With Me? by MrCork: 4:55pm On Nov 26, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Wetin be gbonk selfhuh?
...sweery show me yor piccturre...I want to check if u hav supply n demand! wink
Business › Re: Enugu Shoprite....my Dope Swagg Pictures There.. Me And My G's. by MrCork: 4:18pm On Nov 26, 2015
Francis95:
Had a good time with ma hommies... cool
....even the wosrsst shop hear in pekam hear is better thab you peoples shopnite!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 4:01pm On Nov 26, 2015
Vanquay:
It's 3:47am right now and I'm in serious shock over what just happened. There's this aunt of mine whom is a Widow with 2 Grown up beautiful girls. I normally spend Thanksgiving with her for the simple fact that she's rich. It has been like this since my High school days.

She claims that I'm her favourite Nephew and Likewise her Money is my Favourite. Right now I couldn't sleep properly because my Legs hurt from Practice and driving from my University.

All of a sudden, I felt something going through my Briefs only to wake up and see her massaging my Manhood. I was quite shocked, she looked like a maniac. I tried confronting her but she started sweet talking me and all.

I have always had a crush on her but even I never dared to fantasize, she threatened me that I won't like the consequences if I failed. Fuelled by her touch, I had no choice my Penis had been rock hard since I woke up and it wouldn't come down. I guess she laced my drink or food.

She rode me till she orgasmed, right now she's currently next to me on my bed giggling and I feel so dirty and filthy.
...ONILA...THE NEST TIME U MAKE UP THIS CHEWWWWPID FAKE STORYS.....2 YEAR BAN AWAITS U & NO BEGGIN!! angry
Business › Re: Enugu Shoprite....my Dope Swagg Pictures There.. Me And My G's. by MrCork: 3:55pm On Nov 26, 2015
Francis95:
Had a good time with ma hommies... cool
.....but y r IBO people all ways stomin places..... does every wear loooiklike market place? (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Date/marry A European,australian,american Woman by MrCork: 1:38pm On Nov 26, 2015
Strahovski:
Seems you are looking for attention.. and you've got it. I advice you register for the 5k per month.

Fool
^^^funny when crackhead try to sound imporant usin big words like 5k.....the niggga aint even gata job!! undecided
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Date/marry A European,australian,american Woman by MrCork: 12:07pm On Nov 26, 2015
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Strahovski:
As I thought.. The empty vessels make the loudest noise.

Silly fellow.
[color=#000099] ^^^^^ ha ha ha...homebase likkle boy tryna impress a whole londoneer.. Goat!
undecided
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Date/marry A European,australian,american Woman by MrCork: 10:59am On Nov 26, 2015
Strahovski:
Your address and phone number or you are nothing but a fake.

I'm down for this big time. Address, Phone Number or shut up and never quote me. Redundant Fool
....u nid my adress to get visa from Nigeria?... ok..ask nicely. Goat!(no ofeeense) undecided
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Date/marry A European,australian,american Woman by MrCork: 10:14am On Nov 26, 2015
Strahovski:
Please let me have your address in London I'll be there by Monday.

You don't know who you just quoted. I'm not even Nigerian for your information . Please let me have your address in London please. Mail it privately to me and your phone number.. Let's hookup

I'm not a kid like you to return insults
...get a visa first.....you homebase people menn!!!(no ofeense) undecided
Family › Re: Day-old Baby Found Inside Uncompleted Building In Ondo (pictured) by MrCork: 7:49am On Nov 26, 2015
Ishilove:
Cork, ever the troll...
..dyammmmm...sweery u lie to us......why dint u tellus u waz lightskin?...I wid hav chased u! angry
Family › Re: Day-old Baby Found Inside Uncompleted Building In Ondo (pictured) by MrCork: 6:55am On Nov 26, 2015
smoothlips:
Mr. Cork you are really a cork head. Igbo not ibo, leaving not living, uncompleted not on-completed..Corkhead
..but y r IBO people nomaly agresive & cussin people....brother, dont u hav comunication skill?.. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Woman Accuses Omotola's Husband Of Bleaching On Instagram by MrCork: 6:14am On Nov 26, 2015
Family › Re: Day-old Baby Found Inside Uncompleted Building In Ondo (pictured) by MrCork: 6:12am On Nov 26, 2015
vivianblog2:
source http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/25/day-old-baby-found-inside-uncompleted-building-in-ondo/?wt=2

Cc; lalasticlala

Posted By Vivian Gist
. .but why r IBO people all ways livin babys inside on completed buildin?? (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Date/marry A European,australian,american Woman by MrCork: 6:08am On Nov 26, 2015
Strahovski:
I have seen a lot of people on Nairaland who are members of #TeamForeignGirls. .... it's a good thing and a good experience but trust me it's not so good as you think. .

Disclaimer: I'm not in anyway supporting Nigerian Ladies or Promoting them (wtf?) !You can marry or date an indian (still foreign) or Asian. I'm not supporting Nigerian Women.

1) Racism:- If you think racism is extinct you are making a big mistake. In the heart of Europe, Racism is so much that even if you are rich, you would regret approaching a European lady unless you are Caucasian.

2) Female Domination In Marriage: In my country, According to Law, women are the boss in the marriage. Not the man. You are the boss as a man according to your bible not the law. The woman can sue you for not giving her what she wants but you cannot sue her. She can sue you for cheating you can't sue her for cheating. Infact we, the males are still protesting for an amendment of that policy.

3) The Negro Vs Caucasian Offspring:- One of my distant cousins in Nigeria married an Australian(he is a Nairalander too). They are happy though but there is a problem. They have two kids. One is Negro (After him), One is Caucasian (After the mother)... The other one who is Caucasian is always bullying or intimidating the other who is Negro. The parents are cool but the kids ain't cool. So that is one thing you have to work to fix.

4) The Green Card Threat: When you marry a woman from the EU or America you get a free Citizenship based on Marriage. Of course no one wants to leave in Nigeria... who does? After flying to America or Eu and spending about 3 years with your wife and even gotten a job with your citizenship. . She begins to threaten you with a divorce. If things don't go her way, she threatens divorce. And once divorce is signed and stamped your citizenship is revoked dear. That's what many don't know. They think it's permanent. It only stands if the wife Dies. But divorce.... go back to your country. It all boils down to racism.

5) Poor Communication and Lifestyle: There is nothing like marrying from your home. How many women from these places marry Africans? The both of you have a different culture and lifestyle which can affect the home and children upbringing.

You can still give it a try though. It's fun and full of adventure but the downsides are not fun at all.

But if you still want an Australian Woman, come in Castle Rock in Sydney . So many beautiful ladies as long as you are rich!

But my final advice is to marry from your home. Sure there are crazy women but somewhere at a corner.. there are great women you can marry in your country.
....Sarah..see yor head like confuse kangarooo...how many atempt hav u made to enta london...15?...an how comes the ones who giv the mosst addvise r ussualy the ones who never been outter nigeria?.. Goat!!(no ofeense). angry
Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Date/marry A European,australian,american Woman by MrCork: 6:02am On Nov 26, 2015
Strahovski:
I have seen a lot of people on Nairaland who are members of #TeamForeignGirls. .... it's a good thing and a good experience but trust me it's not so good as you think. .

Disclaimer: I'm not in anyway supporting Nigerian Ladies or Promoting them (wtf?) !You can marry or date an indian (still foreign) or Asian. I'm not supporting Nigerian Women.

1) Racism:- If you think racism is extinct you are making a big mistake. In the heart of Europe, Racism is so much that even if you are rich, you would regret approaching a European lady unless you are Caucasian.

2) Female Domination In Marriage: In my country, According to Law, women are the boss in the marriage. Not the man. You are the boss as a man according to your bible not the law. The woman can sue you for not giving her what she wants but you cannot sue her. She can sue you for cheating you can't sue her for cheating. Infact we, the males are still protesting for an amendment of that policy.

3) The Negro Vs Caucasian Offspring:- One of my distant cousins in Nigeria married an Australian(he is a Nairalander too). They are happy though but there is a problem. They have two kids. One is Negro (After him), One is Caucasian (After the mother)... The other one who is Caucasian is always bullying or intimidating the other who is Negro. The parents are cool but the kids ain't cool. So that is one thing you have to work to fix.

4) The Green Card Threat: When you marry a woman from the EU or America you get a free Citizenship based on Marriage. Of course no one wants to leave in Nigeria... who does? After flying to America or Eu and spending about 3 years with your wife and even gotten a job with your citizenship. . She begins to threaten you with a divorce. If things don't go her way, she threatens divorce. And once divorce is signed and stamped your citizenship is revoked dear. That's what many don't know. They think it's permanent. It only stands if the wife Dies. But divorce.... go back to your country. It all boils down to racism.

5) Poor Communication and Lifestyle: There is nothing like marrying from your home. How many women from these places marry Africans? The both of you have a different culture and lifestyle which can affect the home and children upbringing.

You can still give it a try though. It's fun and full of adventure but the downsides are not fun at all.

But if you still want an Australian Woman, come in Castle Rock in Sydney . So many beautiful ladies as long as you are rich!

But my final advice is to marry from your home. Sure there are crazy women but somewhere at a corner.. there are great women you can marry in your country.
angry

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