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Romance › Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by MrCork(op): 4:41pm On Oct 14, 2014
EroticAngelina:
keep dreaming, I don't blame u sha. I blame the brain disease that has eaten u up embarassed I can recommend some good psychiatric hospitals in ur village or wherever u are. ewu congo
....see yor head like Ghana made alarm clok...so r u sayn if i come over to that Nigeria for holidays...pull out ma £28,000 (cash) range rover spot with alot wills & sat nav.....u wunt fall for me?

....sweeery lets quit front in....u no u want me..PIRIOD!
angry
Romance › Re: What Do Guys Really Want In A Woman? by MrCork: 3:58pm On Oct 14, 2014
Dbestmax:
U go kari mami water one day
...cant u see an talkin to a chick?....brother,please if u don't mind. .can u talk to me like next month or somtin?

. ..kinda busy right now!
angry
Romance › Re: What Do Guys Really Want In A Woman? by MrCork: 3:36pm On Oct 14, 2014
PPAngel:
I really will like to know...
. R u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by MrCork(op): 3:19pm On Oct 14, 2014
...outter 2.2 million registered females on nairaland. .only 3 are light skin.

...ladies,what's the logic?
angry
Romance › Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by MrCork(op): 2:52pm On Oct 14, 2014
...anyways,bak to the serious topic

....ladies,when u gonnno change color to yellow and guys ..when u gonna hav English names?

this goes out to Homebase people only

. .please advise
embarassed
Romance › Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by MrCork(op): 2:48pm On Oct 14, 2014
AnonymustME:
It is not too much to ask for change MRcork. I always ask for change too..like when the conductors in danfo buses try to make me forget my change,I never forget it...asking for change is very important grin grin grin grin
^^^^ clearly the side effect of living in Nigeria...they get confuse wit every tin include thread topic.

...clearly the side effect of hunger,no electricity and owbin juss one pair of shoes (no offense)
undecided
Romance › Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by MrCork(op): 2:22pm On Oct 14, 2014
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EroticAngelina:
Mrcork has brain issues!
...^^^this one definately wants me! wink
Celebrities › Re: Psquare’s 2014 World Tour Concert: See Peter & Paul Okoye’s WOW Crowd In Dubai by MrCork: 1:05pm On Oct 14, 2014
...amd u people ther in Nigeria shud stop idolizing ilitarate people like p square..wiss kidd.da shokey..2face..basket month..and so on who cant spek ordinary English graamma!

...no wonda Nigeria is 100 years behind
embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Psquare’s 2014 World Tour Concert: See Peter & Paul Okoye’s WOW Crowd In Dubai by MrCork: 12:04pm On Oct 14, 2014
lusciouslex:
Dude, why don't you come back to Nigeria if you still can because people are making it big time back home? That you are in the bush part of U.K should'nt make you feel on top of the world, should it? P-square has been certified as one of Nigeria's finest and they don't need your endorsement. Take your corrections: illitatates- illiterates, cabt- can't, spek- speak, crap- crab, hear- here, wot- what's...Proudly Nigeria based in Uyo not Barnet, Preston, etc.
....come bak to where?. Nigeria? . .wher u people have life chickens,cows,goats,untrained dog and mossskito chasin u people up and down like Dracula".. ......forgerrrrrit...aint happenin.

...and for the record,we do t rate o square in London ....bunch of Chris brown wannnabes (no oofense)
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Most Handsome Nairalander--- Timothy Washima by MrCork: 10:10am On Oct 14, 2014
timothy2396:
Timothy Washima
...see yor head like native doctor on hunger strike. ...brother,we r confused & curious though...

. Who told u u r handsome? (noo offense)
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opinion: I Think I'm The Prettiest On Nairaland. by MrCork: 9:28am On Oct 14, 2014
bestestgirl:
grin ; kkk. J ffD grin if I take offence at anything that comes from you (and your other monikers/minions), then I need serious psychiatric helps
...u tryna say u not fat? ....sweery pliss QUIT tryn to impress me cuz ama Londoner....it ain't gooono work!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Psquare’s 2014 World Tour Concert: See Peter & Paul Okoye’s WOW Crowd In Dubai by MrCork: 7:43am On Oct 14, 2014
lusciouslex:
(in M.I's voice)... For the benefit of those that wanna say things: have you eaten today? Then, why are you hating?
...sweeery how can we hate on ilitatates that cabt spek English?...we don't undastand there crap music hear in London. American wannnabes....

..why the heck r they tryna spek American English when they cannot get thru wit queens English?

....wot u wrong wit u people bak home mennnnnn?
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opinion: I Think I'm The Prettiest On Nairaland. by MrCork: 7:21am On Oct 14, 2014
Tolulope95:
lol.. Thanks.
.. Sweeery please don't listen to that fat elepant loookin donkey called bestestgirl.....she hatin coz u can easily take ha man anyday...u r preweeety cute though.

....our only consern & problem wit u is that u ain't light skin so our professional opinion...change color (prefarably yellow)
wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opinion: I Think I'm The Prettiest On Nairaland. by MrCork: 7:16am On Oct 14, 2014
bestestgirl:
Change the title of your thread. you are pretty but if you post your pics with such a title, you'll only receive bashing. and that would be a bad way to welcome you to Nairaland.

BTW, welcome to NL
^^^typikal black woman..always hatin on slim prweeetier females....

..dont mean to sound rides but i bet bestestgyal is over weight (no oofense)
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opinion: I Think I'm The Prettiest On Nairaland. by MrCork: 8:12pm On Oct 13, 2014
nairaman66:
Black is beauty! Your grandma never told you that? undecided
..see yor head like alarm clock....cant u see she dak skin?..

...hav u ever date light skin female in yor life?
angry
Romance › Re: To All Single Ladies by MrCork: 5:56pm On Oct 13, 2014
emaboi:
What happens to you that moment while in
church sitting in between your parents when your
pastor in middle of serious anointing service
announced that all virgins should march forward
to be anointed and prayed for and also warned
that anyone faking it would have herself to be
blamed. Your strict parents are waiting and
watching you to stand but you are scared of
facing the wrath as the pastor warned, now what
will you do?..

All sincerity please!..
....thank u pastor...please warn this girls vey well..especially dak skin ones.

..i hav given several advise but they refuse to lisen!
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Psquare’s 2014 World Tour Concert: See Peter & Paul Okoye’s WOW Crowd In Dubai by MrCork: 4:52pm On Oct 13, 2014
...p square that cant spek English? ...we don't rate those mofos hear in London..(no oofebse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opinion: I Think I'm The Prettiest On Nairaland. by MrCork: 4:20pm On Oct 13, 2014
ogaofficer:
so you dnt believe the dark skin can also be pweerie. She try
..how?. angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opinion: I Think I'm The Prettiest On Nairaland. by MrCork: 4:00pm On Oct 13, 2014
ogaofficer:
mr biology teacher, when did motorcyle start having head that resembles the gurlz own. . . Lmao
...serrriously...how can she be preerty when she ain't light skin.

..bro....the Ghana gyal ain't all that. (truss me)
angry
Romance › Re: Love Counsellor. by MrCork: 3:34pm On Oct 13, 2014
veegirl:
only children brag about wat dey av. Real men dont do dat. Congrats mr 'londoner' on ur life achievements (i hope dey're legal though). I date mature pple and not babies so dont worry abt my application. Lol. I guess i've derailed dis thread enuff. Sorry abt dat love doctor. Wont b replyin dis 'mr range rover sport' anymore.
...u date mature people who ride noto cycle but u don't wanna respect a Londoner who drives a £28,000 (cash) range rover spot? ...

...sweeery please dont derail the thread if u don't hav any questions
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opinion: I Think I'm The Prettiest On Nairaland. by MrCork: 3:03pm On Oct 13, 2014
Tolulope95:
Hello Guys.. I'm new on here and I am also less busy so I decided to share some Pictures Of Me.
...see yor head like motor cycle helmet......are u light skin? (no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by MrCork(op): 2:51pm On Oct 13, 2014
vizkiz:
Pls who can teach me how to cook semohuh I wanna make that for dinner and i don't even know where to start from sad
..please carry yor semo outter this tread...cheers! angry
Romance › Re: Love Counsellor. by MrCork: 2:31pm On Oct 13, 2014
. Counselor. Pls come and advise this chick... She nid help! angry
Romance › Re: Love Counsellor. by MrCork: 2:29pm On Oct 13, 2014
veegirl:
all u said wz hw r u? Oops! D dude doesnt know hw 2 read too. Cos i didnt c anythin like dat. Find man on nairaland? Who's lookin 4 man here. I av a real man not a virtual one.
. Sweeery am from London pekam and i drive a £28,00 (cash) range rover sport....quit fronting cuz u no i can easily get u if/when i want...ok.

...r u tellin me that if i say am single...u wunt apply?
undecided
Romance › Is it too much to ask for change? by MrCork(op): 1:52pm On Oct 13, 2014
...ok..from past research & obsavations,we noticed two issues which are makin everyone angry & upset. How can we relate when we cannot communicate like ladies & gentlemen?

..First issue:
Sweet nice English names:...people keep forgettin that 10% of us on nairaland are from London..so how do u expect us to relate & communicate wit u when u hav names like kapokokapoko,ogurugugi,etenaki, obagurudu or samkagu?...wots wrong wit sweet names like Joe,Wendy,sally,cork,Johnson or fendi?

Second. issue: complexion.
..our reseach jus found out that ther r only 2 light skin females on nairaland outter 3 million registered females...and then we did the right thing by simply askin u ladies to change color...guess wot?...dsk skin females cussed out every good Samaritan.

...the big question to y'all is...how r wr Londoners expected to relate or communicate wit y'all when all we ask for is change?

..please advise (mature contributions please)
embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Go Into Impediment Of Debt Just To Impress Ladies ? by MrCork: 12:53pm On Oct 13, 2014
...juss sent £5,000 to one of ma lovelys in Nigeria juss to repair her car....ladies r meant to be taken care off.

...pirrrriod!
angry
Romance › Re: Annoying Moments by MrCork: 11:37am On Oct 13, 2014
...bro,to be honest....we find this sagatolick tread more annnoyn...

...bro...wot as charging phone battery gots to do wit romance wit dak skin females? (no oofense)
angry
Romance › Re: Can Anyone Answer These Question Properly by MrCork: 10:31am On Oct 13, 2014
jasmine01s:
I can't still get a good answer to dis
question....? Why do we close our eye's when
we kiss ?.
....maybe yor brazilllan wig keeps enterin his eye

....sweeery r u dak skin?
angry
Romance › Re: Love Counsellor. by MrCork: 9:30am On Oct 13, 2014
veegirl:
oh darlin m not offended. Nobody dates dark skinned girls? Oh please. Do not let me start d sermon. I've seen u commentin on several threads seekin light skinned girls but nobody seems 2 b interested in u. So if any1 needs 2 change anythin abt dem, den darlin i tink its u. But i really doubt changin just ur skin color will mk dem notice u. Maybe u need 2 change ur tinkin faculty as well. (no offence boo)
...^^^ u see them? All i said waz how r u and she write up life story like typikal dak skin females wit attirude

...and then they complain they cant find man on nairaland
undecided
Romance › Re: Love Counsellor. by MrCork: 9:25am On Oct 13, 2014
veegirl:
oh darlin m not offended. Nobody dates dark skinned girls? Oh please. Do not let me start d sermon. I've seen u commentin on several threads seekin light skinned girls but nobody seems 2 b interested in u. So if any1 needs 2 change anythin abt dem, den darlin i tink its u. But i really doubt changin just ur skin color will mk dem notice u. Maybe u need 2 change ur tinkin faculty as well. (no offence boo)
angry
Romance › Re: Love Counsellor. by MrCork: 8:51am On Oct 13, 2014
veegirl:
hope u've changed ur own complexion
....how can o change ma color when Wesley Snipes look like me?....

...sweeery this is the problem wit dak skin women & why nobody date them....muss u always ansa question wit questions?...waz the question about me oe u? (bo oofense)
angry
Celebrities › Re: IS Blue Ivy A Spitting Image Of Her Father (JAY Z) Photos by MrCork: 8:23am On Oct 13, 2014
philantoxx:
its a girl sir.
...bro...dont mean to sound rude but is that how girls loook in yor country?...u cant see his face? angry

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