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ERCROSS:
Mrcork !
Mrcork !!
Mrcork !!!
How many times do I call u...
U need deliverance...
Serious one...
Darkskinned devils r trolling with ur life..

veegirl:
and wat's wrong wit dark skin if i may ask?

marieolae:
lalala

veegirl:
and wat's wrong wit dark skin if i may ask?

prettythicksme:
rubbish thread and you post a coment.wait make i ask you mrcork na only light skin ladies you like abeg black is beauty

msmon:
We heard that only women are
selective when it comes to dating men, but the truth is that men are equally
demanding when it comes to choosing the right girl.

These are the types of women who like
men:

*Miss Sweet

It is a genuine person without a single
evil bone in his body. Men do their best
to spend time with her. Women of this
type are rare. But if men are one, have
a real treasure in their hands.

*Miss Independent
This is a good woman if you do not
have much time to invest in a
relationship or you’re the type of
person who needs lots of space. She’s
the kind of girl who wants a man in her
life, but does not need a man in her
life. And certainly not looking for a
man to solve all their problems or
blame when things do not go as she
planned.

*Miss Sexual
Men feel very lucky to find one. Miss
Sexual loves men, loves sex and does
not refrain from it. She uses it as a tool
to manipulate men, she just naturally
craves it. Men love it because it’s a
free spirit who is really honest about
their sexual desire.



Source: dating360.com
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To make this thread interesting, ladies should kindly share which category they belong to while guys should share whom they are with. Thanks

NOTE: You are free to had yours to the list. I'm currently dating a miss independent and I'm really enjoying it.

kaya09:
No offence taken,my friend black is beautiful,look around you.

kaya09:
It depends on the context that you mean it,i have a beautiful girlfriend who happens to be darkskinned,but i love all God's creature. Hope i have answered your question. Now how may i help you my dear friend Mrcock?

kaya09:
Hello mrcork,good evening to you. We have alot of sad people in the world,people who just need some1 to tell them its gonna be alryt. Never underestimate the power of reassurance,it is inspiring.

kaya09:
Are you sad??
.
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Are you lonely??
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Are you going through heartache??
.
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Do you need help??
.
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Do you need a reassuring voice??
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If yes,this is the place to be,available 24/7.

iamdotune:
...Read the speach of President Mugabe...
True story:
1. Racism will never end as long as white cars use black tires
2. Racism will never end still as long as we wash white cloths first, before any other colour
3. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolize bad luck and WHITE for peace
4. Racism will never end if people still wear white cloths to weddings and black cloths to funeral
5. Racism will never end as long those people who dont pay their bills are blacklisted and not white listed. Even when playing the pool (snooker), you haven't win until you sink the black ball and the white ball still remains on the field
BUT I dont CARE, SO LONG AS IM STILL USING THE WHITE TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASSH0LE, IM STILL FINE

Drop yours....

sheedy407:
She brought me to this world and I will forever make her the most happiest woman on earth.

Mum, Happy Birthday.
Is my mum not beautiful?
kindly rate her pics cos I intend showing her this thread when it matures to put that special smile on her day today.
Also wish her well.

tosyne2much:
This is a controversial thread that would trigger bashing, crucification and condemnation

I wouldn't say this is a sort of woman wrappering cos many dudes are caught in this act of going into impediment of debt just to impress a lady. However, some find it so ridiculous to outrightly tell a lady they don't have.. Is this confession a hindrance or obstruction to winning a lady's heart ?

I was chatting with my babe few days ago and I needed to tell her I gat no kobo in my pocket. My friend glanced through my chat history and saw my msg. Could you believe he rebuked me saying no guy tells a lady such

I have also seen a dude who took a lady to an eatery, having spent all he had, gave the lady T-fare and trekked home from a very long distance.. Some take ladies out on a date only to be salivating while the ladies would be eating as if there's famine in the land

Countless times, I have seen dudes borrow a pair of shoe, trouser, wrist watch etc just to impress a lady. Is it really worth it ?

Dudes, apart from the fact that ladies act as if their life revolves specifically around money, is this rili against the ethics of dating telling a lady you are broke and/or is it worth to going out of ur way by creating an illusion just to impress?

MissYuzedo:
No picture sha


I met a Nigerian guy in Europe, he wants to marry me
in an European way and not traditional and he wants
to live and die in Europe, me I want to go back home
(Nigeria) one of this days.. he looks good but I think
there are good looking guys everywhere.. I am
irritated that he doesn't want to go back to Nigeria
and I don't think I want to marry black Oyinbo.. Abi
how una see am.. me I am naija for live ... Should I
marry him without my parents blessings


#BITG

cuteniva:
Hi nairalanders,today is my birthday. want to thank God for keeping me thus this far. wish those who are celebrating theirs too many more fruitful years to come.

Merlissa:



Sometimes I think that all the good guys are either MARRIED or IN A RELATIONSHIP..

I want to know where are the SINGLE Good guys??


Am ready to date you!

benega:
Ever since my younger years I've always been the favourite with ladies and thinking back 2 my second school days I can rember 5 or 6 incidents whereby girls I wasn't dating were fighting over me in class This trend continued even into my university years and it really caused much rift btw me nd ma male pals as their chicks were always forcing themselves on me. Am a really good natured guy and more than once I've succumbed 2 a girls request 2 date her out of pity and cuz I know most will become hostile and rude 2ward me if I rebuff them. My problem nw is dat @ d bank where I work my boss (who is older than me with 14 yrs) is asking me out!!! And I have a beautiful girl am currently dating, tho shes' not in d country now and I love her so much that I can't even Think of betraying her. So the question is: How do I turn my boss down without incurring her wrath? (She could sack me if she wish!!)

Jennydoris:
Yes, I am .
Do you have a problem with that

Jennydoris:
It shouldn’t come of any surprise to ladies that men are initially attracted to women via their physical appearance, but that does not mean all men are looking for the Tyra Banks super model type. Different strokes for different folks. Some men do like thick women, some like them curvy, etc.

But it’s the first five minutes that counts the most. That’s the time you have to use your physical appearance first and then your personality to “reel him in.”

Here are some characteristics that men say they tend to notice when they first encounter a woman.

• A woman’s shape- Relationship guru Dr. Paul Dobransky says men look at curves and shape. And he won’t hide it, either. So don’t be surprised to catch him looking you up and down when you enter his space.

• A woman’s attitude- Men love a woman with confidence. Her posture, her ability to look him straight in the eye and her air of confidence are all traits men will be attracted to.

• Her smile- Subconsciously, men are drawn to certain smiles. Some like sweet and genuine, while others like a mischievous look.

• Your girl friends- Oh yea. He is checking out whom you hang with. He will be intimidated by a large group of women, but will approach a lady in a trio. If he’s rejected, at least he knows the giggles will be at a minimum.

• A woman’s hair- They like well kept hair that smells good. So make sure your weave is fresh! In fact, research shows that men notice your hair before they notice what you are wearing.

• Your makeup- Keep it light and natural looking. And wear lipstick. It doesn’t (and shouldn’t) be bright red, but he will notice moist shiny (yet natural) looking lips.

• The butt and the bust- Yea, you knew that was coming. But be cool about it. That doesn’t mean you should wear spandex or a shirt that leaves nothing to the imagination. Do leave something to the imagination. And remember, some guys like a handful, while others go for the melons .

• Your bag- Yep. He will check out your purse. If you are lugging around a big ol’ bag, no matter if it’s Gucci or not, he will take that as a sign that you are high maintenance and that you are also materialistic (that you need a lot of things). So when it comes to bags, bigger is not better.

So ladies, look your best and show that smile , whether you are going to the super market or out with your crew. You never know when you are going to encounter “the one.”

jennia:
Please excuse this lengthy story but I am seeking advice.
I have been married to my husband for 25years now we have 3 children and 2 grandkids we are in our 40’s started young with the children. We have always been very happy in our marriage and also have had our ups and down.
My husband’s job takes him to different places and I as wife have always followed. Now I am in London and he is now in Nigeria. I have been having this feeling that my husband has been having an affair but I kept trying to disregard it.
One day when I went to pick him up from the airport I used his phone to call the taxi… (Ok I own up I did snoop as well). He had texted his brother in London a ladies number, I asked what was that for he said it was nothing. I memorised the number and stored it.
Again he came to visit I realised he had been phoning and texting this lady, i asked him what is this all about he started giving me stories the girl is crazy she is stalking him I had to look at him twice, yes you are my husband but why would someone want to stalk you.
I have been praying to God to take control of this situation but it keeps getting worse. This year I wanted to go to Nigeria for valentine’s day, my husband told me his brother was going to be in Nigeria around that time why don’t I postpone my visit to another time, I said to myself, last time I checked valentine day is for couples and not siblings. I went to Nigeria, getting to Nigeria I see my brother-in-law and a lady he said this is his girlfriend my spirit didn’t really take to her, I even had to call my mum in London and tell her that there is something about this my brother-in-laws new girlfriend that is repelling me. Well I shook it off and was still happy for my brother in law that he had now found his future wife as he said, I made the girl as comfortable as I could being that she would be coming into the family I told her about the rest of the family in the UK because that’s where most of all the family are (Mother in law, father in law, siblings). Most of the time I would leave my food and drink in the presence of these people, including my husband, and go to the bathroom. (You know what I mean). Thank God, came back to London in one piece.
I still couldn’t shake off the thinking of this girl that my husband said was stalking him. I decided to go onto the famous social media and search her out, to my surprise there was a picture of my brother-in-laws new girlfriend and the so called girl my husband said was stalking him together in a picture, clicking on the picture it shows they are sisters.
I called my husband and told him, he didn’t say anything or seem remorseful, for a whole month he didn’t speak to me, he came four days ago for our daughters’ graduation and says lets sweep all that under the mat and try again, let’s not throw 25yrs away. But I think to myself how can I be in a marriage with the sister of this girl if my brother in law decides to marry her and what kind of husband exposes his wife to something like this? I am God fearing but there seems to be a but in this matter.
Thanks in advance for your comments

obisite:
You hv ur own side fouls too,

Sis, you only air ur own side of the story, buh not witstanding..

1- meeting pals online n gettin close to them should hav a limit, in d manner of conversation,

2-reference to "Flirt" as per say to the guy.., I gues u also play along flirting with him, see ur topics sef, ,, "maybe not limited" , I'm not sure a guy can go ahead flirt with a lady despite d lady not reciprocating

3- concerning the guy.., I still wonder how one could just start loving someone he/she hasn't seen.., mayb chop_clean mouth! Lol #wondering# but one can never tell!! let not such threat frm him get u scared, you can stil open up to ur guy, if he will be understanding enough,, if he must trace u with line, then he's got nothing serious to do..,

EroticAngelina:
pls help me, I don't really know what is wrong with this guy!!
here is what happened, I met this very handsome man on one social network, he is 6yrs older than me, but one would think he's just 16 years old because of how good and young he looked, I added him, and we became friends, we've been close frnds for a month now and we like each other (not love o! I av a bf) but three weeks ago he started telling me how fun I was , and how I make him blush .we exchanged numbers(which I later regretted)..I took that as a normal thing a guy wud say to a girl he's probably flirting with. these compliments became deep and somehow intimate... I still brushed it aside, thinking 'typical boys who like flirting' I rejected all his direct nd indirect advances.. he finally told me he loves me and couldn't get me out ta his mind.... and I was like.. okay? he now became angry, and said that I should tell him "I love u too' na.. I was shocked... I was like who is this guy?? I replied that I can't say what I don't mean, that he is even lucky I'm telling him the truth, what about the guys I told I love u, but didn't mean it.... he became angry and said "fvck u" then went offline. I didn't know what to do. I just went oflyn too pissed. since then I became withdrawn, I don't talk to him.he started calling me at least 6 tyms a day asking me if I'm OK, if I need anything...one day I got fed up! and blocked him.

that very nyt around 2am, after I have just finished my midnyt prayer, I received a call from an unknown number turned he used another Sim... he told me to come onlyn and cut the call... I was speechless.. who DA fvck calls u in the midnyt?? I thought it was a prank, I ignored it and went to bed, the next morning I checked my phone, and I saw '47 missed calls' I just stared at my phone like it was shii, I was scared now, coz never in my life have I had that number of missed calls! I checked the caller and it was HIM I just dropped my phone.. he called again, I picked up and he started shouting saying that y didn't I pickup, that y didn't I come online.. I asked him what is it he wants to tell me that couldn't wait till today, he said he wanted to tell me that he loves me so much, that I make him go crazy, that he cudnt sleep, he's been thinking abt me, that y did I block him... blah blah blah.. I told him that I'm taken, and I don't love him!! the way I spoke to him..nd the things I said.... hmm I said them with anger, I was like he should stop disturbing my life, that I will never love a psychopath like him.. cant he get a hint!! I was fuming!

he became quiet, for 2mins or so, I thought he wasn't on the line anymore.I was so happy and relieved, I wanted to cut the call, then he now spoke, he said that I will regret ever saying those painful words to him, that I will love him, and he will track my location tru my number nd find me and he will do anything to get me, he promised to find me and make me pay for saying I dnt luv him. he cut the call.. tears were already building up... pls what should I do??!!?!? call police? tell my bf? I don't know what I've put myself into!!

rozzay:
Now I was inspired by my sis marieolae to open dis thread cos I also nid advise. Now here's d problem. My boy friend u all know him Olubukato( I no dey hide am), we love each oda soo much inspite of enemies nd rivals but d problem is he s jealousy, he s always jealous wen am flirting online with all my friends and I tell him its my personality here. Ystaday he caused a scene with king tom! So pls I nid advise on how to handle him and tell him to stop flirting too.
Ps- he won't come na for bed we dey settle am just drop ur advise nd go. Thank u. Hhehehhehehehehehehehehe

Romanciella:
u need help

EroticAngelina:
hmm! sexy? not hating but she's not sexy. she looks old