₦airaland Forum

Justeenaleo:
Sweun is fat! so are you!
Se.un of life
Stop derailing

Justeenaleo:
Lmao!!!
Calm down, see how your body is shaking cos I compared you to him, see you are se.un case closed.

Justeenaleo:
What if Mrcork is Se.un??
Hmm

Justeenaleo:
What if Mrcork is Se.un??
Hmm

EroticAngelina:
well, if I had the chance to come out of my phone and smack him, I will

EroticAngelina:
. yeah yeah #yawns. I was using u to curb my boredom by actually replying u, but I'm done with u now I've gotten a new toy to keep me busy.. so if u quote me again, babygurrl myt not reply

EroticAngelina:
ouch! did it hurt?!? my bad!

PS: its Angelina, not Angelita o.k a.y?

EroticAngelina:
ouch! did it hurt?!? my bad!

PS: its Angelina, not Angelita o.k a.y?

EroticAngelina:
lmao! awe because I said I don't want u? seriously, u don't expect a girl in her rite senses to want a faceless idiotic wanna-be-londoner like u, do you? oh, and just so u know, I'd rather be a lesbian than tag along with a mentally disturbed old man like u
cheeeerz!

EroticAngelina:
. i dont want u pls. , so i guess u have to endure my market woman way.nonsense. And one more thing...quit quoting me,thnx

EroticAngelina:
Seun should start paying us for posting topics that makes front page here on nairaland! Dont y'all agree with me? Becaz itz not easy to research all these stuff we post ya know Mods, dont get mad and ban me just making a suggestion

itsValo:
Me I think is we d Igbo guys........ #whayasay?

Atmmachine:
How many wraps of weed did you smoke ??

EroticAngelina:
u? My friend? Make thunder demolish ur goat brain there hell, u cant even speak correct english!??! I dnt hang around with drunk losers like u (no offense) u should even be happy that i responded, if not.. Its to ignore slowpoke like u wey sure pass ur sick in tha head, gorit? And for being the only one to post in my wacky thread, then you are wacky too. Mtccccchhhhhhheeeeeheeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

EroticAngelina:
so mods will now put rubbish on front page?? Corck or whatever u call urself, my topics are better nd understandable than urs by far, and u even knw it

EroticAngelina:
Seun should start paying us for posting topics that makes front page here on nairaland! Dont y'all agree with me? Becaz itz not easy to research all these stuff we post ya know Mods, dont get mad and ban me just making a suggestion

maysdrays:
i didn't make a sound now,have you even heard my voice.


niqqa all i did was type-in my thoughts now.. Its not a must you comment... Buzz off jarey

Enahi:
I have a minor issue and don't know what to do about it. Its about my skin color,am naturally light in complexion but my face is darker than rest part of my body.

To make matters worse I just discovered that my ears are lighter than my face,its light like my laps. Now I feel a bit nervous about it and uncomfortable. I need suggestions on cream I can use to blend my complexion,I don't want bleaching cream. I have used Fair and White in the past but I didn't like the fact that it contained Hydroquinone and it turns black after some time. Please I want a cream that the price is reasonable,thank you.

01karma:
I am the part that love eating good food alot, i fit joke with any thing but not my food. My girlfriend don't know how to cook and na she enter kichen pass anybody. Her food they make me pity her, too much oil and salt. The other day na Onion soup she cook so so onion, onion na him dey the soup And she's the proud type who won't take advice and now my relationship is about crashing.

The last time, we went to visit one of her friend and she serve us food. O boy the food sweet o . You know say i like food, and sweet one for that matter, i come they rush the food like person way never eat for 8 days. My girlfriend come dey look me bad eye, i no send oo i dey even beg her friend for extral. When we eat finish, i no know when i park plate wan go keep am for kichen. Her friend just dey smile.

Now she is acussing her friend of sneaking me, e fit be true oo because i dey alway go visit her friend now even when she no invite me.

Now i want to end our relationship and ask her friend out but she said i must marry her . Me i dey fear her o because she get power pass me and her father na native doctor. Pls advice me.

FLYGERIAN91:
# Girls pt 1
Most times wen I dey go work in d morning,,,,,,, I
dey always pass
thru national Stadium & e dey always make me
laff
anytime I see sum girls wey their belle big,,,,,, dey run round
stadium,,,,, all
in d name of say dem wan get flat tummy
But my dear sister,,,,,,,,,, as far say u don vow to
dey
chop boys money like say 2morrow no dey,,,,,,,, then, ur
belle don also vow to
dey big everyday like say u be Bendel Brewery
Factory Manager.
Gone are them days that guys were serial-eaters,
nowadays it is the ladies! Guy go use him godly mind take u out,,,,,,,
but u go
use ur bad mind
carry ur glutton friend(s) follow body.
Guinness Malt wey everybody know say na 1 u fit
drink in a day,,,,,,,, but u & ur glutton friend carry 6-6 bottles
drink,,,,,, like say na beer.
U feel u're punishing a guy by ordering d whole
food in an eatery.
We spend the money,
You lose d shape, You see a beautiful girl who's got everything, but
one thing just kills
them:
THEIR BELLY.
Only u go chop cow tail,,,,, cow head,,,, cow nose
& even cow
belle....... u b carnivorous animal? Then wen
2morrow reach,,,,,, u go wear tight,,,,, dey
run go stadium
bcus u want flat
tummy....... E b like say u neva hear dat english wey
dem dey
speak say "u can't eat ur cake & have it" U no dey see oyibo girls belle ? U no see as their belle
flat?......... D reason wey make their belle flat na
bcus
dem no get
dis bad attitude of "Tessy cum make we go wreck
dat guy" Wen u take oyibo girl out,,,,,,, d highest tin wey dat
oyibo girl go ask
for no pass ice cream & pop corn,,,,,, then 2nd tin
wey oyibo girl
want 4rm u is just to look her in d eyes & tell her
how much u love her as she dey lick d ice cream.......... Datz all
But take sum of our Nigerian girls out,,,,, only she
go
chop egg
roll,fish roll, drum roll, toilet roll. She go finish 4rm
roll enter,,, meat pie,fish pie,kpomo pie , even chop stockfish pie
smh,,,,still chop
sausage join,,,,,,
chop rice,,,,,, even chop d white paper wey dem
give
her take clean mouth smh
Why u nuh go see most girls having running
stomach on
monday?,,,,,,,, then on Tuesday,, u see them
running
round stadium. She dey bounce one side beleh dey bounce
follow
am(nzobu nzobu)
Make una Continue to dey chop guys money.......
Na the whole
State. una go soon dey run round every morning.

deebee13:
Like...never!

maysdrays:
Niqqa have we met..coz I don't know how you know the description of my head

goldenvicky:
Plss I need answers??

deebee13:
Sorry dear, dark meat!

deebee13:
Mr cork...honoured to have u on my thread,with ur usual comment!

MzPreshie:
And where's the gold here? Would've been good for a change if you make sense for once.