Romance › Re: Why E Come B Say Na Fine Fine Girls Full Nairaland by MrCork: 8:08am On Oct 08, 2014 |
maysdrays: like seriously, 90% of the girls I've seen here on nairaland are just too beautiful....wetin happen na  ....see yor head like baby donkey....wher did u c beaurifull gyal?...SHOW ME ONE! (no offfennse)  |
Romance › Re: The Baby-husband! by MrCork: 7:58am On Oct 08, 2014 |
MzPreshie: Sounds like he's an only child or son, they are always like that. You just have to bear with him, I believe once he gets his own family and children, he will set his priorities right. At least, he's a good man.  |
Romance › Re: The Baby-husband! by MrCork: 7:54am On Oct 08, 2014 |
deebee13: This is a really troubling issue for me, and I need mature advices pls.
My fiance and I have bin dating for the past two years, and our wedding date is fixed,but there's a problem...He is too attached to his parents,like a little child. it amazes me that he doesn't seem to see what it's doing to our relationship.
I want him to be a man, and stand on his own. I had to talk and talk before he moved out of their house,nd get a place of his own. Now he goes to their place every week, de call him almost everyday, and he does same. I really love him,cos he's a good man, but this is one thing I can't cope with. Pls Wat do I do about this?
maybe the parents e protectin him from u coz u a gold diggggger. . QUESTION?....
...r u dak skin?...YES! 
....r u dak nigerian?...YES! 
...ru only interested in his wealth?...YES! 
. . .u plan to use all his salary to by Brazilian wig?...YES! 
.... Do u plan to cheat later. ..YES! 
...and do u plan to trap him as soon as possible?..HELL YES SIR!!
....^^^ ther u go...u ansad * YES* to all the question....meanin the parents shud keep him far far far away from u (no ofeeense)  |
Romance › Re: Two Heads They Say,... Pls Contribute. by MrCork: 8:39pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
royalnikita: Met this guy in my second year in skul. I told him the type of relationship I wanted-one not more dan 3 yrs dating. No lieing, he's been seriously der for me and we love each other and hv decided to spend d rest of our lives togeda. Now, I finished my final exams dis august, and nxt year january wl make d rlatnshp 3 yrs. Now he's saying I shud gv him some tym. I dnt mean to rush him into marriage but am a very emotional person wen it comes to loving kids, having my own babies and all that. Now my problem is dat I kip asking myself hw long I might hv to wait. I rily want to be with him and also dnt wnt to break his heart. Pls how do I go abt it? I dnt plan on leaving him but I get sad wen I tink dat I wnt be having my own babies soon.(I rily want to). Pls, advices wil be appreciated. I'll be 22 dis month, so age is not d problem now. How do I talk to him abt it? NB: its a LDR. ...so u lie to a guy for 3 years to marry his 22 yeahs old brother coz he hav u moiney for exam?....sweery,u muss never be truuusted (no offense)  |
Romance › Re: What A Woman Needs... by MrCork: 2:41pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
ideyhere: How come you forgot to add money?
I'm a woman and I need money ooh   |
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Romance › Re: I Don't Give Up Easily by MrCork: 10:12am On Oct 06, 2014 |
Yungwizzzy28: No matter what happens I try not to let my love die
what about you? . ...bro. ...can u please go and finish up yor sckoool homewok & stop stressin us wit yor blankagoranish threads! (no offense)  |
Romance › Re: Guys Only Check In. by MrCork: 7:51pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
prettythicksme: Am I light skin  ...yea....that reminds me...r u light skin?  |
Romance › Re: Guys Only Check In. by MrCork: 6:31pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
[quote author=prettythicksme  post=26862646]Mr corck wating for your answer!![/quote] ..sweery..wots the question?  |
Romance › Re: Guys Only Check In. by MrCork: 6:29pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Afrok: Why not? Marriage is between two people so that they can share everything and complement each other, to me it'll lessen the burdens on the shoulder of the husband. It's of a general believe that women do allow wealth and education to get into their heads and thus disrespect their husbands, well I'll only say UNDERSTANDING is the key.
In conclusion, i don't mind so far the understanding will be there especially from the wife's perspective. I stand to be corrected. ^^^^ seeyor head like ostrich egg.......so u rather go to market while yor woman goes to wok..abi?...bro r u one of those male hairdresser and how long u been g@y?? ( no offense)  |
Romance › Re: Guys Only Check In. by MrCork: 5:22pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
prettythicksme: Guys can you marry a lady who is more educated and richer than you??  |
Romance › Re: Why Is He/she Your NL Crush? by MrCork: 12:42pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
rozzay: Its not me ooo. Make e com talk say na me ^^^^kaiiiiii.....this chick kinda light skin though....or is ma eye decievin me?  |
Events › Re: How Much Does One Ileya Ram Cost In Your Area? by MrCork: 8:24am On Oct 04, 2014 |
......this Nigeria mennnnnn.....gadeeeemit....so u people go to supermarket in that Nigeria to buy life cows,goat and rams as pet?..........such act is illegal hear in London....aM SHOCK!!  |
Romance › Re: How I Toasted A Female Bank Staff Today by MrCork: 8:16am On Oct 04, 2014 |
Unibenstudent: I sense an undertone of sarcasms  |
Romance › Re: The Modern Day Woman by MrCork: 8:14am On Oct 04, 2014 |
CaniiiceDim: . Full blooded Nigerian bro. Your question is shocking though,,, ....Nigeria?....)cool...how loooong u been nigerian?  |
Nairaland General › Re: This Is Confusing To All Men...seriously! by MrCork(op): 12:33am On Oct 04, 2014*. Modified: 8:29am On Oct 04, 2014 |
stormybucci: lol... u sound debauched 2 me so i rather let u rot in ur "cretinousity" (no offenses) ....thank u Sarah....anyways bak to the serrious topic....all men hate babies and we can't stand those greeeedy rabbit...light skin ones kinda ok though (no offensese)  |
Romance › Re: Advice To Gals by MrCork: 12:26am On Oct 04, 2014 |
Smallville10: This is my advice for all Ladies. =================== I'm sorry if it will annoy you but it's the truth, you really have to take correction now. if you are still struggling to find a husband at an old age because you are looking for a perfect man, something is wrong with you, sorry to say that but it's true. Your propaganda magazine tells you that 'All men are liars, cheats and useless, but let’s be honest here, which is more likely? Is it that there’s something wrong with over 70million of African men, OR there is something wrong with one African Woman? Ladies, you certainly will not get into a blissful matrimony if you are always hanging out with your so called girlfriends every night at a beer palour or bar and waiting for a guy to buy you a drink and take you home. Drinking yourself to stupor every Friday and Saturday nights does not exactly make you look like a marriage material. You want a man? Invest in a good wardrobe, and dress responsibly. When a man comes to you, smile and be polite, even if he doe ..bro......we r confused wit yor thread seriously...
.. wot as 70 million men gots to wit tryn to connect babe on nairaland?....please r u g@y by any shance?  |
Romance › Re: Romance Section And Fake Females. by MrCork: 10:09pm On Oct 03, 2014*. Modified: 2:06pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
upko: It is really pathetic that while we have genuine females on this section, some are males parading themselves as females using pictures of beautiful females gotten from the web especially Facebook and tumblr.
They come on here to deceive the entire NL'ers and try to pass off as females, they are mostly arrogant and create the most useless thread on this board. Like: "Ladies what size of deeks do you prefer" "I'm sorry my love" "forgive me my love" "my love I'm going crazy for you" "don't break my heart pumpkin"
They mostly crave attention and are most times given the attention, because their profile pic is that of a beautiful girl. The silly guys would even flirt with them with the hope of getting laid, they even go as far as defending them everytime so they would be noticed.
Beware of these demon two-faced monkeys!!! ^^^^ clearly the side effect of confusion and rejection.....when he waz chasin the females,they were angels......when he got rejected,they r now demons.
....ma professional advise....he need full quick medical checkup (no offense)  |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by MrCork: 9:58pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
. . And wot kinda bush name is tool? What the heck is she toolin?...she tryn to be a Londoner by force...i bet on ma £24,000 (cash) range rover spot that she o e of those bush girls who never beeen outside Nigeria but spek American accent....she looookit!  |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by MrCork: 9:53pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Janeify: you sound like an illiterate and i hope you don't behave like a fool outside nairaland.you are typing nonsense with no just reason.are you the first person to travel to londo/whatever, you brag alot and i was wondering where you kept your brain before typing ...^^^ typikal dak skin female...so rude,so agghgresive and so vigomistanik....and then they complain they cant find a man on nairaland?
....swweeery...wit this attyitude...i swaaar no man wud want u on nairaland (no offense)  |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by MrCork: 9:41pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
macklef: Its because its u cork, if it were another person callin toolz fat, illd set up my E-war amourey on d person. Lady is thick dammit. tick?...ok ..so u like women who loook like elepaaant?... And bro.. do u also realiaze she is dak skin?  |
Romance › Re: The Modern Day Woman by MrCork: 6:42pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
CaniiiceDim: THE MODERN DAY WOMAN
By Canice Dim
The 9ja modern day woman is very scary. She may fall for a man that comes for her, chase her, makes her fall in love. Yes, she can love that man. But not REALLY as much as she would to a man whom she saw first and fell head over heels in love with.
When a modern day woman is the first to get attracted to a man before he comes for her, The depth of her love for the man would surpass all known deepness.
Happy and Lucky is the man that marries a woman who first fell deep in love with him, While he ended up going for her, And loving her back too. That marriage would be made in heaven.
*If you know how many guys that try to woo an average lady per month...
*If you also know how ordinary it always seems whenever she accepts some of them as dates...
*And if you see how sorry she feels for the guys when they try so hard to impress her and win her love without success...
Then, you would understand how important it is for her to fall for her own type of guy without much efforts. Most times though, The type of guys she falls for, do not most times, look her way. THIS ALWAYS FRUSTRATES HER.
*But, if she gets lucky to lay her hands on that guy she has been drooling over... *If that same guy comes her way to profess the sweetest of love lines to her... MY OH MY !!! You would realise how powerful it can get, When A Woman Loves A Man.
That is the Modern Day Woman For You! ...0k..so u want to be come a woman? .....bro r u nigerian?  |
Nairaland General › Re: This Is Confusing To All Men...seriously! by MrCork(op): 6:30pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
stormybucci: mrcork, babies look lyk rabbits?? nd because they suck boobsi is annoying u. The thunder dat would fire u ehhn is lifting weight ...so ther human right is to suk boooobsi?..abi?...r u a lawyer or r u g@y?
...bro ..sounds like u juss dont gerrrit......maybe we shud re-type the thread slowly so u can catch up (no offense)  |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Encounter With A Deaf And Dump Pretty Lady. by MrCork: 5:10pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
folawiyoma: I have an encounter with a fraudulent female deaf and dumb this morning.
I will like to share the experience with my nairaland folks especially the male.
11.55am this morning, I was seating in front of my office. When this pretty and light in complexion lady walk up to me.
So I decided to ask what she want, but to my out most surprise she only give me a sign (meaning I can't talk). I decided to give her a pen and a book since I have it on my desk in the office.
So we started chatting.
Lady : I want to see you.
Me : you can see me
Lady: what I want to say, you will be angry but God , I am not telling lie.
Me: will you like to sit down.
Lady: yes.
I brought out a chair. So we sat down and something was dancing in me that I have catch a fish for my self.
Lady: my brother have accident and I need money to travel.
Me: do you want me to give you money
Lady: yes for God sake.
Me : I will give you. You are pretty.
Lady: thank you. You are handsome too.
My joystick start developing grim grim.
Me: do you know what they call love at first sight
Lady: yes.
Me: that is what I feel for you.
Lady: thanks for the loving.
A customer approach so I decided to give her 500h before attending to the customer.
When I got back, she was still waiting.
Chai that even make my joystick bigger.
Loading ................ ...see yor small head like baby donkey....so the lady is now deaf n dum simply becuz she reject u?. |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by MrCork: 4:46pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
...u people in that Nigeria think a woman who fat like donkey is beautiful...and then when i tried to correct u...u start givin me attitude.
....or isit ma fault u never been to London?  |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by MrCork: 4:38pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
NaijaChild: Abegi..!!...stay wherever you are!..who want you sef ....ermm sweery,may i remind u that am from London and clearly u never been to London talkless of pekam...so ma advise for u is to show respect. ...by theway,r y even light skin?....i bet the ansa is NO!!  |
Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies Called Babies By Guys??? by MrCork: 3:14pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Kirinwa: You will see a man calling a 40 year old lady baby. Is she a baby, more of a full grown adult. Guys why do you call ladies babies.
Give your reason. ...babies?....see yor head like pop corn...is that wot they call women in yor village?.....
... Bro dont u hav schkoool homework?  |
Celebrities › Re: OMG ! See What Akon Did To Prevent Him From Contracting Ebola In Congo (LOOK) by MrCork: 2:28pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
taiwoakin: wetin concern you, why not mind your own business Mrcork, poking nose into other people's business since 12AD ...bro that chick desperate. worst of all,she chasing a Homebase Nigerian..those boys dont usually hav class (bo offense)  |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by MrCork: 12:32pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
[quote author=Dbestmax post=/post/26827575]Remain wiaever u are...Not even as if anybody misses u here...we're even gettin too populous here ......#Nonsense[/quote] ....sorry to up set u bro. ....i doubt if u be able to survive hear in London coz we do t hav moooskito....anyways, may i remind u that the half cast females in ma area,peckan...is more than wot u people hav ther in Nigeria and Africa (no offense)  |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by MrCork: 8:07am On Oct 03, 2014 |
...and if this is how Nigerian females really loook bak home...truss me & fogerrrit...we ain't comin bak home!! (no offense again)  |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Goes Sexy On Her After Workout Selfie by MrCork: 8:04am On Oct 03, 2014 |
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Celebrities › Re: OMG ! See What Akon Did To Prevent Him From Contracting Ebola In Congo (LOOK) by MrCork: 7:23am On Oct 03, 2014 |
temigracie: Am so sorry, Seye......Honestly, I really wish I can reply your mails....
Thats not my active mail....I use it for social netwrks only......
I ll try as much as possible to reply your mails ASAP.....I hope you understand..... ^^^^respondin to Homebase guys....dyaamm she muss be desperate ....really really desperate! (no offense)  |