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Family › Re: A couple bought a washing machine and this happened. by MrCork: 5:11pm On Apr 28, 2024
SisterAnn:
To be a mom is one of the hardest tasks in life. People just see you dressed up and smiling but don't know your pains caring for the whole family and making sure everything is ok.
Moms must be super vigilant every minute because when something goes wrong,, you would be blamed without reservation.
helo how do u do.
My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (30.000 naira) cash pkus housegirl uniform plus cap & u will get freee break fast plus room & dinner.this is a great shance for u to make moiney.u want?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Legacies As Governor: Ben Muray Bruce Video Goes Viral by MrCork: 5:11pm On Apr 28, 2024
SisterAnn:
You fished this out of your cranky ass right?
helo how do u do.
My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (30.000 naira) cash pkus housegirl uniform plus cap & u will get freee break fast plus room & dinner.this is a great shance for u to make moiney.u want?
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by MrCork: 2:40pm On Apr 28, 2024
Elzazzi:
I noticed women love doggy alot. Most of them say its their favorite sex style because that is when the dick hits the Gspot so good and hard. grin grin

Now the ladies here. Why do you love doggy style so much ?
does yor sister hate doggggy sir.,please explain why sir?(no oofencsece) smiley
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Not Staying In One Bedroom Flat, Says NSC by MrCork: 9:53am On Apr 28, 2024
Morbeta11:
https://punchng.com/bobrisky-not-staying-in-one-bedroom-flat-says-nsc/#google_vignette
all men agree they lovevto fucck this guy...he yanshale thou & he give better bloooowjob. Look at his mouth shape sir & shes lightskin!((no oofencsece)) smiley
Romance › Re: Hook-up Girls Now Advertise Their Business by MrCork: 9:44am On Apr 28, 2024
Orubebe01:
Just imagine the level some girls can go.
Brother we cant see the nomba please. do they accept student union discount card & are they lightskin & can u repost there nomba please? (No oofencsece) wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrCork: 9:40am On Apr 28, 2024
Magnoliaa:
That's the reason why you were BEGGING for it to be edited? 😂


You can troll but you fear doxxing, lmaooo? Coward much?
U are wrong & i never beg for puccccci.ones i beg woman for pucccci & she dont giv me, i juss pay her 15 ,000 naira, 15k..cash. ones they see cash they are happy.. so u sayin u want mens begging u for puccccci? DATS ABSOLUTE WICKEDNESS & U ARE WICKED!!!((no oofencsece)) embarassed
Family › Re: Nigerian Men Are Wicked! He Abandoned Me With 5 Kids by MrCork: 9:35am On Apr 28, 2024
Klass99:
The text in bold reminds me of my Igbo ex (Chukwuka) from Enugu State. The look of shock and awe on his face when I told him I wasn't interested in having kids is a memory I will take to my grave grin. When he started talking next level things and marriage I told him that marriage to him would not only mean having kids, it would also mean repeatedly stressing and trying for a male child just to please, satisfy and hold him down. I cannot manufacture the sex of a child nor carry multiple pregnancies for that purpose. Biko, come and be going, we are not on the same page.

Chukwuka eventually got married and his first child was a girl. He came by my place one day to return some books he had borrowed from me, through the car windows I saw baby bibs and a baby car seat. Out of curiousity and good will I asked if they (him and wifey) had given birth. He said no the items I was seeing were not his but stuff he was meant to deliver to someone.

We have a mutual acquaintance called Nneka (not her real name but she's Igbo) whom I ran into a few days later. In the course of catching up, Chukwuka came up in our conversation and Nneka mentioned that his wife had given birth. Then I mentioned the baby bib/car seat incident, Nneka was so livid at his denial of a child. She said don't mind that idiot if the child was a boy he would have gladly told you about it, but because it was a girl he was quick to deny her existence.

Chukwuka's second child is a girl as well and he is not a happy man. Some time ago a male user on this forum shared a detailed post on how to produce the XY chromosomes to guarantee a male foetus/child. The guy seemed to know what he was talking about, so I sent the link to Chukwuka in the hopes that it would help him get what he wants and prevent his wife from going to the labour room multiple times like I dreaded.

A childhood friend is married to an Igbo man, they don't have a child at the moment, yet alone a male one, I genuinely worry for her and the future of that marriage.
^^^story
Kaiiii.We dont hav womens like this hear i london pekam.they make u age quickly with storys!((no oofencsece)) embarassed
Family › Re: Nigerian Men Are Wicked! He Abandoned Me With 5 Kids by MrCork: 9:33am On Apr 28, 2024
Klass99:
The text in bold reminds me of my Igbo ex (Chukwuka) from Enugu State. The look of shock and awe on his face when I told him I wasn't interested in having kids is a memory I will take to my grave grin. When he started talking next level things and marriage I told him that marriage to him would not only mean having kids, it would also mean repeatedly stressing and trying for a male child just to please, satisfy and hold him down. I cannot manufacture the sex of a child nor carry multiple pregnancies for that purpose. Biko, come and be going, we are not on the same page.

Chukwuka eventually got married and his first child was a girl. He came by my place one day to return some books he had borrowed from me, through the car windows I saw baby bibs and a baby car seat. Out of curiousity and good will I asked if they (him and wifey) had given birth. He said no the items I was seeing were not his but stuff he was meant to deliver to someone.

We have a mutual acquaintance called Nneka (not her real name but she's Igbo) whom I ran into a few days later. In the course of catching up, Chukwuka came up in our conversation and Nneka mentioned that his wife had given birth. Then I mentioned the baby bib/car seat incident, Nneka was so livid at his denial of a child. She said don't mind that idiot if the child was a boy he would have gladly told you about it, but because it was a girl he was quick to deny her existence.

Chukwuka's second child is a girl as well and he is not a happy man. Some time ago a male user on this forum shared a detailed post on how to produce the XY chromosomes to guarantee a male foetus/child. The guy seemed to know what he was talking about, so I sent the link to Chukwuka in the hopes that it would help him get what he wants and prevent his wife from going to the labour room multiple times like I dreaded.

A childhood friend is married to an Igbo man, they don't have a child at the moment, yet alone a male one, I genuinely worry for her and the future of that marriage.
angry
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 9:30am On Apr 28, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color]
We love the hips,height plus yansh & side yansh please. & boooooobsi please..you are a wifey material cheesy
Romance › Re: Is This True About Finding A Good Wife in Nigeria? by MrCork: 9:25am On Apr 28, 2024
iamtardey:
Abeg o
I no dey for here

🚶🏿
Arhhha..so u dont like women..abi??u beeeen expose.
why are u gay sir!!!!!!!! ((No oofencsece)) angry
Health › Re: "Thousands Of Doctors Could Be Considering Leaving The UK" - GMC by MrCork: 9:23am On Apr 28, 2024
labake1:
He shouldn't do that to me cry
kaiii...do wot 2u??i swaaar u need me in yor life.am very gentled coz i love women.i will handle u wit care & love u like a Londoner from pekam.hav u beeeento london? cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Most Ladies Don't Want To Date Or Marry Their Age Mates? by MrCork: 9:21am On Apr 28, 2024
labake1:
My age mates are not ready for relationship
^^^^^arhhhha...expose!!!
..so you a old cargo..abi? how much are u, 30 yers old..and then u complain u cant find mans on nairaland..cant u be nice when person is tryin to spin u?SHAME ON U FOR BEEN OLD OVER 30.u bettter come & marrrry coz am available!!(((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by MrCork: 9:48pm On Apr 27, 2024
Elzazzi:
I noticed women love doggy alot. Most of them say its their favorite sex style because that is when the dick hits the Gspot so good and hard. grin grin

Now the ladies here. Why do you love doggy style so much ?
brother Wot is yor sisters name sir?(no oofencsece) cheesy
Romance › Re: HELP!!! I Got This After Having Hot $.3x With Ash@wo Without C0ndom. by MrCork: 12:44pm On Apr 27, 2024
greatness77:
It happened last two week's Friday, after $leeping with a pro$titute, the $3x lasted about 49 mins and after ejaculation I saw thick red bl00d all over my d!ck, it happened that she was on her period, and hide it from me, which she denied that she thought it has completely dried off, I'm mad at myself because I didn't use a condom. "I haven't been using c0ndom with her though, I last had $3x with her about a month plus that was the evening of my marriage day, since then I haven't called or had $3x with her, until I went back last two weeks Friday.

So after everything, I went home that evening and took 3 cipro tab, next day, my groin was extremely painful and the lymph nodes on my groin swelled. Two days later I developed a mild fever, accompanied by a light headache, bitter mouth and 4 day's later I had sore throat, and swollen lymph nodes on my both under jaws and front of my right ear. Until now my throat is still sore.

I have taken full pack of cipro tab and other drugs but it's not working, I did $yphilis text on Saturday and it came back negative, yesterday I went for more text but the lab attendant isn't around, so I met the Dr on duty and explained everything that happened, he told me not to waste my money to conduct more tests that what I have is chicken pox and not an $TD infecti0n, I disagreed because I have previously had chick€n p0x about 11 years ago, although I had just one boil close to my nose back then when I contracted it.

So he gave me these drug$ below, I swallowed it last night and applied the lotion, but instead of the boils to dry down, they became more fresher and ripe when I woke up this morning.

I went to another lab this morning and the Dr I met told me that it's chick€n pox, he gave me drugs and injecti0n. I'm highly hoping for it to be effective.

Please, Dr's in the house is this really chicken pox? They're all over my face, little on my head, arms, legs, stomach, beards and back.
GO TO A FO@@#KING CHEMIST or HOSPITAL GADDDDEMIT......DOES NAIRALAND LOOOKLIKE A CLINIC?....wot tha heck is wrong wit you homebase
people mennnn Innnnit!!! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Which Of These Rivalries Is The Biggest In Nigeria? by MrCork:
Vinnie2000:
In Nigeria, These Rival Fans are like Cat and Rat and can NEVER see eye to eye. sad

Batists vs OBidients
Chelsea vs Man Utd fans.
Davido vs Wizkid fans.
Ronaldo fans vs Messi fans. smiley

Which of these Rivalries do you Feel is the BIGGEST?

Son..You dont hav schoool homewok?? angry
Romance › Re: Can Nigeria Women Pay For Date by MrCork: 12:22pm On Apr 27, 2024
Kcitytv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQ1TMPS3Ss?si=MbxDfBl9auFSHWOs
kaiiii..see booooooooobsi booooooobsi booooooooobsi cheesy

OP Kcitytv......u dont hav job?..is that yor schooooooool homewok sir?? ((no oofeincse)) angry
Politics › Re: Here Are Some Places That Also Bears The Name "Èkó" In Nigeria by MrCork: 3:05am On Apr 27, 2024
Magnoliaa:
You're sure your addiction-ladled brain would make you concentrate enough to do that? 🤣
I juss been told u have yansh & i love to no u
...
Gimmmme yor nomba now please hurrrry? cheesy
Romance › Re: Post Your Picture With A Lovely Caption And Let A Nairalander Rate You by MrCork: 3:01am On Apr 27, 2024
shaybebaby:
😂😂😂😂, love the swag.
Tanks...I no u swagg me.
But Kaiiiiiiii...
Hangon....whos the babe in yor profile wit dat wide potato yansh...she my type
..gimme her nomba .now?please hurrrry! cheesy
Romance › Re: Pray For Kanye West by MrCork: 8:49pm On Apr 26, 2024
Moshybear:
Seriously, dude's going bat shit crazy lately cry

Who noticed huh huh
WTF!!
Who care about karen west.dyammmit
..we here to chase women..PLEASE!!!!!((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: If You Feel It, Sing Along. by MrCork: 3:54pm On Apr 23, 2024
shaybebaby:
I Loooooove my vaganaaaaaaa grin grin grin
Wow....YOU LOVE VAGINAAA....ME TO...you my kinda babe & we must hoookup....kaiii cheesy
Family › Re: Woman Wants Divorce Over Husband’s Demands For Anal Sex by MrCork: 3:05pm On Apr 23, 2024
Klass99:
Smh and lol cheesy.
Hi Cork did I mention that I don't care, I didn't ask and I would never have asked in a million years. Londoner with range rover my foot, quit being a jackass and can you please write correctly whenever you quote me. Thank you!
^^^^this one is very rudes & not wifey material....she definitely Nigerian.goat!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Family › Re: Woman Wants Divorce Over Husband’s Demands For Anal Sex by MrCork: 3:04pm On Apr 23, 2024
Klass99:
Smh and lol cheesy.
Hi Cork did I mention that I don't care, I didn't ask and I would never have asked in a million years. Londoner with range rover my foot, quit being a jackass and can you please write correctly whenever you quote me. Thank you!
angry
Romance › Re: If You Feel It, Sing Along. by MrCork: 11:32am On Apr 23, 2024
shaybebaby:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYBdJwiSBec
We aint feeelin this krantopalick $hit mudic pleade........we lisen to afrobeat dyammmit. angry

anyways did i mentions am a Londoner from london....juss in case u ask smiley
Family › Re: Woman Wants Divorce Over Husband’s Demands For Anal Sex by MrCork: 10:46am On Apr 23, 2024
Klass99:
You call an unnatural act like anal sex something simple! And even said she disrespected her husband for not agreeing to it?

A former co-worker divorced her husband for the same reason, I will not hesitate to do so either. You think women exist simply for your carnal pleasures abi? No man should come near me with that sort of perversion in the name of sex and marriage.

On this same forum a married woman narrated her ordeal about anal sex in marriage and it wasn't nice. The husband she was trying to please still dumped her, claiming she smells and her asshole was no longer tight enough him.

Only a stupid woman won't know when to call out bullshit or walk away. Dem no use marriage swear for some of us sha. The lady in the original post has my applause and admiration.
helo did i mention dat am a Londoner from london & i drive range rover spot(only £28,00 cash)....juss in case u ask!!!((TRUE STORY)) smiley
Romance › Re: Being Kind Does Not Mean Be A Simp by MrCork: 1:17am On Apr 23, 2024
atoliman:
There seems to be a great confusion between being kind and being a simp. Please know the differences and know why some men are called a simp.
A man saw his girlfriend cheating on him. He quietly ended the relationship sharply in the most respectful way -That is being kind.
A man saw his girlfriend cheating on him, instead of leaving her he forgive her because she promise him that She will change. He went ahead to marry her and she still cheat and he is crying hoping that she will change- That is being a simp
Please know the differences
Did women chop yor moiney sir? (no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: 10,000 Naira Gifting by MrCork: 1:15am On Apr 23, 2024
guobe:
I will be gifting 10,000 naira to someone in dire need of this money.
All you have to do is sincerely tell me why this money deserves to be given to you.
Please don't drop your account number as I will select the person to be gifted .
Transfer will be made hopefully before the end of the month.
May God continue to bless everyone of us in Jesus name.
Bro i urgently need to see a olosho for short time sir...her service urgently require sir
. Please help! (no oofencsece) angry
Investment › Re: Selling! 3/4bedroom Fully Detached+gym+pool @ Ajah. N95/100m. Eunice 08029562694 by MrCork: 11:31pm On Apr 22, 2024
Looks interesting. Will call my accountant tomorrow
Romance › Re: Can anyone recomend a Decent Strip Club Please? by MrCork(op): 10:28pm On Apr 22, 2024
Silentgroper:
Is there anything decent Abt a strip-club...
Bro there are loads of fine women there & they no how to please a man,they the best wiifey material meaning u get all the package sir...u date one & truss me. U will stop cheating. Strpper are everymans fantasy.The way they talk, they way they walk. Bro i almost fell i lovd last year after one gave me lap dance, i swaaaar!!!((((TRUE STORY))) cheesy
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 3:48pm On Apr 22, 2024
tiswell:
what is it with defense for the evening newspaper 📰huh



Ofeke!
Wot has newspaper gots to do wit boooooobsi sir?..are u drinking?(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Remembering Dagrin 14 Years After by MrCork: 3:44pm On Apr 22, 2024
epondudu:
Just like yesterday hmmmmmn,he will only be remembered by few,the more the years the lower he will be remembered till his memory fades away just like dust is blown away by wind. embarassed
Never heard of him. Whos he sir?
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Congo? by MrCork: 3:40pm On Apr 22, 2024
shaybebaby:
Other than the shege King Leopold of Belgium showed them, not much at all.
helo please
My millionaire uncle is related to Dangote & he loookin for a beautiful womens to do housegirl work & u will be paid a coool 30k (30,000 naira) a months including a fashionable housegirl uniform plus housegirl cap wit breakfast & lunch including. U will get the opportunity to travel inside aeroplane to ondo, enugu & kwara state.this is a great shance for u to make moiney coz all women need moiney. Are u intaresssted please?

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