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Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Death Made You Cry by MrCork: 1:18pm On Apr 20, 2024
Venerealisles:
Goldie cry she was such a talent.. sad she had to go like that.
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 Naira a months) which include housegirl uniform plus cap & u wiĺll be entitiles to free sleeping room & 2 foods a day (breakfast & dinner). U will all so recieve free lesson school to help yor qualification.this is a great shance to makd moiney so are u intaresssted please?
Politics › Re: Retired Colonel Hassan Stan-Labo Is Dead by MrCork: 1:17pm On Apr 20, 2024
IamCookie:
In one of his interviews , I recall when he talked about some police officers at a checkpoint asking 'anything for the boyz' , after he had introduced himself to them... cheesy grin

Man said his wife pinched him and he couldn't respond accordingly cos his family were in the car.

I liked the way he presented that scenario and his gestures while showing dissatisfaction and disapproval of it.

He was so good! Ile n je eniyan cry RIP to the colonel
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 Naira a months) which include housegirl uniform plus cap & u wiĺll be entitiles to free sleeping room & 2 foods a day (breakfast & dinner). U will all so recieve free lesson school to help yor qualification.this is a great shance to makd moiney so are u intaresssted please?
Food › Re: Food Inflation Under President Tinubu by MrCork: 1:17pm On Apr 20, 2024
Ladyhippolyta88:
This administration is a calamity.
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 Naira a months) which include housegirl uniform plus cap & u wiĺll be entitiles to free sleeping room & 2 foods a day (breakfast & dinner). U will all so recieve free lesson school to help yor qualification.this is a great shance to makd moiney so are u intaresssted please?
Romance › Re: Can You Leave Your Phone Unlocked With Your Partner by MrCork: 1:16pm On Apr 20, 2024
pocohantas:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It is them o.
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 Naira a months) which include housegirl uniform plus cap & u wiĺll be entitiles to free sleeping room & 2 foods a day (breakfast & dinner). U will all so recieve free lesson school to help yor qualification.this is a great shance to makd moiney so are u intaresssted please?
Family › Re: My Mental Health Challenges, Who Can Help? by MrCork: 1:15pm On Apr 20, 2024
TimiRume:
Send me a message on whatsapp(check my signature). I'll be your friend for free. Saving contacts on my phone can be difficult for me sometimes. Are you an Atheist?
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 Naira a months) which include housegirl uniform plus cap & u wiĺll be entitiles to free sleeping room & 2 foods a day (breakfast & dinner). U will all so recieve free lesson school to help yor qualification.this is a great shance to makd moiney so are u intaresssted please?
Literature › Re: Indomie Heroes Of Nigeria, 2019 Edition by MrCork: 1:13pm On Apr 20, 2024
Foundationchamp:
The winners of the 12th edition of Indomie Heroes Award has emerged. In the Social category, 9 years old Kanyeyachukwu Tagbo-Okeke won the award for his exceptional artistic quality. This quality has been used to help and create awareness about autism in children.

In the physical category, Yahaya Zaki a 13 year old boy won the award for risking his life to save a little girl who fell into a well.



In the Intellectual category, 14 years old Lawrence Anthony won the award for his ingenuity. He created a prototype of police patrol van from waste.

Congratulations are in order for these brave Heroes. In appreciation, They received a sum of one million Naira in scholarship for Dufil Nigeria plc at the event which took place at the Marquee hall, Federal Palace Hotel, Lagos on the 12th october,2019 . A hearty thanks to the Indomie makers for promoting Heroism among Us.
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 Naira a months) which include housegirl uniform plus cap & u wiĺll be entitiles to free sleeping room & 2 foods a day (breakfast & dinner). U will all so recieve free lesson school to help yor qualification.this is a great shance to makd moiney so are u intaresssted please?
Family › Re: SEE HOW I COLLECTED MY OWN ONE BAG OF RICE!! PICS. by MrCork: 1:11pm On Apr 20, 2024
shaybebaby:
Tell him your female family members are in greater need of such largesse.
You very rudes.goat!! angry
Food › Re: How To Make Ofio (Tiger Nut) Milk by MrCork: 12:53pm On Apr 20, 2024
Beeseegurl:
Waohhhh, never knew one could easily get a nice nice milkshake from this kind of nuts...pls like d guy b4 me, does it have any medicinal value?
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 Naira a months) which include housegirl uniform plus cap & u wiĺll be entitiles to free sleeping room & 2 foods a day (breakfast & dinner). U will all so recieve free lesson school to help yor qualification.this is a great shance to makd moiney so are u intaresssted please?
Politics › Re: Cairo Ojougboh Dies Watching Super Eagles Against South Africa by MrCork: 12:53pm On Apr 20, 2024
Isholab:
Rip to the deceased.

Yesterday's match was not for the faint hearted true true. At a point I noticed my heart was beating sporadically, I quickly excused myself for some minute to calm down.

Ko easy at all
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 Naira a months) which include housegirl uniform plus cap & u wiĺll be entitiles to free sleeping room & 2 foods a day (breakfast & dinner). U will all so recieve free lesson school to help yor qualification.this is a great shance to makd moiney so are u intaresssted please?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Difference Between Quran And The Bible by MrCork: 12:52pm On Apr 20, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Jesus ( Isa) is mentioned ninety-seven times in ninety-three verses of the Quran. He is called the Spirit of God seven different times.
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 Naira a months) which include housegirl uniform plus cap & u wiĺll be entitiles to free sleeping room & 2 foods a day (breakfast & dinner). U will all so recieve free lesson school to help yor qualification.this is a great shance to makd moiney so are u intaresssted please?
Celebrities › Re: Portable Tells His Wife, Bewaji Ewatomi To Change Her Birthday Post Or Pack Out by MrCork: 12:50pm On Apr 20, 2024
bukatyne:
My concern is how Portable married this clean babe.

As in this woman lets Portable sleep with her? undecided

Omo!
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 Naira a months) which include housegirl uniform plus cap & u wiĺll be entitiles to free sleeping room & 2 foods a day (breakfast & dinner). U will all so recieve free lesson school to help yor qualification.this is a great shance to makd moiney so are u intaresssted please? smiley
Family › Re: SEE HOW I COLLECTED MY OWN ONE BAG OF RICE!! PICS. by MrCork: 12:49pm On Apr 20, 2024
shaybebaby:
You are quite hurt about this aren't you?
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 Naira a months) which include housegirl uniform plus cap & u wiĺll be entitiles to free sleeping room & 2 foods a day (breakfast & dinner). U will all so recieve free lesson school to help yor qualification.this is a great shance to makd moiney so are u intaresssted please? smiley
Food › Re: Milky Garri Doughnuts by MrCork: 12:43pm On Apr 20, 2024
Oovi5:
Your moniker ought to be MrRude not that one you wrote on there!
Silly!
angry
Food › Re: Milky Garri Doughnuts by MrCork: 10:54pm On Apr 19, 2024
Oovi5:
Pele! You go dey okay
U are very rudes angry
Family › Re: Police Arrest Grandmother For Locking Up Her 3 Grandchildren In Lagos by MrCork: 8:27pm On Apr 19, 2024
[quote author=nlfpmod post=129529440][/quote]Those childrens loooklike hungry ugly rabit!!(no oofencsece) angry
Food › Re: Milky Garri Doughnuts by MrCork: 8:00pm On Apr 19, 2024
Oovi5:
Rest!
Who even want yor ugly nomba sef.no body want u.no body like u.no body need u. No body lascarasak wit u.u not lightskin & u cant spek English grammma sir!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Man? by MrCork: 7:36pm On Apr 19, 2024
labake1:
Mr Cork, we are on holiday ((no oofencsece))
Holiday where? Ondo state or here in London? undecided
Food › Re: Milky Garri Doughnuts by MrCork: 3:50pm On Apr 19, 2024
Oovi5:
“Chance” not shance
Dense fellow
See yor headlike japanise fried rice.do u realice u talkin to a Londoner? U never beento london & yet, u trying to sound like one of us innnnit...and then u wonder why u cant find man on nairaland. U stand no shance wit thise attitudes.so groooww up!!!
anyways i hav moiney.gimmme yor nombA? undecided
Food › Re: Milky Garri Doughnuts by MrCork: 3:37pm On Apr 19, 2024
Oovi5:
“Chance” not shance
Dense fellow
angry
Romance › Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by MrCork: 12:30pm On Apr 19, 2024
ChizzyBuna:
Just ask her if she support women doing DNA test.

If she is against DNA test, She is A HOE
Who care about hoe?... u dont like women?
Brother, are u gay sir? Why are u gay??(no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Man? by MrCork: 12:28pm On Apr 19, 2024
labake1:
Why is it difficult to get these qualities in a man?
ONILA...YOU AGAIN WIT YOR RUBBBBBBBISH THREADS....dont u hav schooool homework sir??(no oofencsece)) angry
Health › Re: How Can I Get Rid Of Mosquitoes? by MrCork: 10:32am On Apr 19, 2024
Elclamour:
Lwkmd grin grin grin is this what they asked for?
angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Tinukevibes Slams 'Hausa' Muslims Offended By Her Dance Video In Saudi Arabia by MrCork: 10:31am On Apr 19, 2024
ukaface:
Good morning o
angry
Food › Re: Milky Garri Doughnuts by MrCork: 10:30am On Apr 19, 2024
Oovi5:
Anything for clout!
Mtcheeeew!
Are u hungry? If u hungry, please ask nicely so u can stand a shance angry
Romance › Re: Beautiful Lady Swallows Big Lump Of Fufu On A Date With Her Man (Photos, Video) by MrCork: 10:26am On Apr 19, 2024
TMSMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahemMKcrWig
But why she using her hand to eat like a ilitarate Nigerian?...they cant try this $hit hear in London..bush people!!((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: Why Men Suffer And Women Don't (photos) by MrCork: 9:32am On Apr 19, 2024
CaveAdullam:
Man's struggles:

Beneath his skin, he doesn't do these things for himself. The pains, the struggles, and the sacrifices.

He knows that without doing them he's practically useless. An evolutionary and cultural wiring that either makes or mars him.

The struggles of man are first for honor and ego. Successful men have their egos in check and can aggregate people to themselves.

Being able to run the game in his life without interference and fear makes him occupy the pedestal.

That's why men chose to go down the abyss.

An unsuccessful man is like a larvae. Won't be taken seriously until he metamorphoses into an object of complete life, strength, and beauty. Hence, the butterfly isn't limited to one position and can fly as it pleases.

Men understand this phenomenon deep down in their hearts.

Aesthetics doesn't bother men, unlike women.

For men, life is all about honor, bravery, resources, and respect.

The most beautiful man in the real, transcendental, and metaphorical sense is the man who occupies this terrain of value and material necessities to stand his ground.

The struggle is to establish a name, to not up as a failure, to protect his family and territory.

His inability will subject him to shaming tactics and ridicule. The rough road is his only remaining advantage. It is his path to hope and redemption.

These struggles shape men into different categories. Hence, everything around us comes under the influence of men. Whether good or evil. They are all products of men's struggles.

That's why the names of men are mostly pronounced in history and civilization.

Because men take the rough, turbulent road. The road less traveled, unlike women whose emotions wouldn't make them risk danger and darkness or get scared when challenged by the unknown.

Men know that it's only this unknown that can make them know the truth.

This desire for something tangible, for something great, for something that cuts across nations and generations, his posthumous remembrance, are the reasons men make a lot of sacrifices, bear harsh pains, and are willing to take risks to set themselves apart.

Many men don't see the light at the end of the tunnel. But wherever their journey ends, it has shaped their lives better than before. They aren't forgotten but become good lessons to those behind them. Ditto for men who eventually see the light.

It's a worthy struggle.

Here:https://twitter.com/baba_cave/status/1780964909313888450?s=19[/quote]>;sad
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Missiles Hit Iran, Iraq And Syria by MrCork: 7:18am On Apr 19, 2024
Thundafireseun:
huh
I believe if all nations have nuclear weapons there will be peace in the world

Yor commmmon sence is not commmmmmmon sir!!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Romance › Re: Girlfriend slapped me by MrCork: 9:00pm On Apr 18, 2024
dreamwords:
How is he gay sir?
His wife slap him...he must be gay sir.
Mastermindfixu is soft & weak & his wife slap him. Gay people are soft & weak meaning he must be gay
He definitely gay sir!!! (No oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Why Bobrisky Was Sentenced To Jail Without Bail by MrCork: 5:53pm On Apr 18, 2024
Solofresh2:
I noticed that a lot of people here on nairaland are wondering why Bobrisky was sentenced to jail so early and his fellow influencer,Cubana Chief Priest was granted bail.Some claimed this is injustice,some claimed Bobrisky was arrested because of transgender issues etc

I will like to enlighten you on what actually happened in my own opinion.When an accused is arrested and show up in court it is either you plead guilty of the offence or not.
Pleading not guilty means that you say you didn't do the crime. Or that you did, but you had an excuse which the law recognises as a defence. The court will then have a trial to decide whether you're guilty and you can be granted bail.If the court decides that you are guilty, you'll be convicted.

Pleading guilty means you admit to doing the crime.Then sentence follows immediately after that. Either a prison sentence or a community sentence without bail
So,according to the court, Bobrisky pleaded guilty and this lead to the six months jail sentence without bail

Cubana Chief Priest on the other hand, pleaded not guilty which lead to the bail he was given. So the court will have a trial to decide if he is guilty or not.

Nlfpmod,Seun,Justwise,Mynd44 front page if worthy
Everyman belifs bobrisky is yanshable & we all so belif she preeetier thsn 94% of all females out ther.shes lightskin!!!((Fact)) smiley
Romance › Re: Avoid Telling Men Your Age Until... by MrCork: 12:44pm On Apr 18, 2024
jeromestarks:
I shaa know that one day, I go slap you for this nairaland. Just continue.
U ask questions like woman so tHatsx why we thought u was gay. How long u been gay & why are u gay sir?? angry
Romance › Re: Avoid Telling Men Your Age Until... by MrCork:
jeromestarks:
I met this beautiful, hardworking and godloving lady somewhere at work. She's very nice and accommodating. She's also a graduate.
Let me quickly say that this lady is a decent lady - yeah, I went FBI on her; searched her socials: Facebook, insta, X etc and sincerely, all the pictures she took were done in her home (she stays with her mother).

As I interacted with her, I discovered she's a homely person. She doesn't club, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. She's just all about stability.

I fell in love with her personality until I asked one last question.
"Sorry, I don't mean to pry. Please, how old are you?"

Without hesitation, this lady answered "I am 27"

Immediately I heard 27, I lost every single ounce of interest I had in her.
I didn't show it to her. I just said " Wow! You look so pretty, one would think you're 18. Thank God I asked."
She laughed and I could see her blush.

We discussed about other things, exchanged numbers and she left.
I have made up my mind never to call her. The age put me off and I don't even know why.


So dear ladies, do not tell men your age until the both of you are in a serious relationship. Never tell a man your age on the first date. Never!
Wait until you see some level of commitment or at least, until he got used to you a little.

Brother...when u use to be female..u dint tell men yor name?(no oofencsece) angry

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