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CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky: EFCC Warning On Abuse Of The Naira (Photos) by MrCork: 10:07pm On Apr 12, 2024
Juliusganduje:
Agreed but you are one of those with personality disorder that needs medical attention asap.
brother between u & me, lets me honest.. all men agree Bobrisky is yanshable...she get yansh, booobsy & lip to kiss.

.. I lie?? cheesy
RomanceRe: What all women are Looooking for!! by MrCork(op): 7:28pm On Apr 12, 2024
Hypnotise:
Right especially them boujee girls
thank u sir
RomanceRe: What all women are Looooking for!! by MrCork(op): 6:53pm On Apr 12, 2024
Gsentme:
Kid... grow up.
brother..yor face have 2 color: Ezema and color brown and u here askin me to grow.
Can we buy u ezema cream sir or do u have anythin mature contribution sir? undecided
RomanceWhat all women are Looooking for!! by MrCork(op): 3:42pm On Apr 12, 2024
M.0.D.....FRONT PAGEPLEASE!!!


Apart from me & accordin to the latest womens magazine opinion poll..all women are looking for particular kinda man with these qualities:

1. Londoner
2. Very hand some.
3. Not africa base
4. Kind & humble
5. Smart & goood lookin
6. Speks london queen's English & not africa pigeon English
7. 6pack ..not pot bellly
8. Drives range rover (altho i drive one)
9. God fearing, church going, likes,love & respet women
10. Wears expensive parfume (altho i were tom ford, only £600)

These are the qualities woman are loooking for in any man, so guys, please make effort!!!! (TRUE STORY) angry
RomanceRe: A Girl Has Given This Nickname To My Husband by MrCork: 3:23pm On Apr 12, 2024
Nicenancy:
So this girl in my husband's workplace has nicknamed him 'Odogwu' for no reason

What does it mean
And what could she be implying
U no wot??..best thing to do is sleep wit me twice so we can make him jelos..this way, he will appreciate u better better!!!!!((((THANK ME LATER))))

Wots yor nomba? wink
RomanceRe: A Girl Has Given This Nickname To My Husband by MrCork: 3:21pm On Apr 12, 2024
Nicenancy:
So this girl in my husband's workplace has nicknamed him 'Odogwu' for no reason

What does it mean
And what could she be implying
angry
RomanceRe: I Met This Lagos Yoruba Jewish Boy In Canada by MrCork: 12:23pm On Apr 12, 2024
Ilamina:
He always wear that jewish cap on his head like white people

I am proudly Christian not jewish

Living in lagos is not perfect, you go there and become jewish. .you wld think everyone there are perfect Christian

When I move too lagos I will make sure I will maintain my Anglican/protestant roots
Smoking weed is iligal sir!!! angry
RomanceRe: Men, Are You Really Happy With Only One Woman by MrCork: 11:41am On Apr 12, 2024
realG101:
Was having random gists with my gf some days ago when she popped a weird question.

She was like 'hope you're not having any ideas about polygamy in this relationship'

Although I responded swiftly dismissing any chance that I will be a polygamist. but then in my mind, I was like, is that really what I want? Being with the same woman for the rest of my life.

It has bothered me for some days now and I realized that my answer to her that I won't take a second wife isn't entirely honest.

This is a dilemma for me because personally my word is my bond. It's not my habit to say something and do the opposite.

So it's scary that I have told this girl that I won't take a second wife.

Is it just me or do most men low-key want multiple women to themselves?
One womens??...bros how many times did u repet primary school sir??(((no oofencsece))) smiley
RomanceRe: I Was Given 100 Euros, Should I Hold It Or Cash Out by MrCork: 11:33am On Apr 12, 2024
dopedan:
Will euro rise to 1800 again?
Congrat!!
so Are u related to bobrisky & wot did u hav to do before getting payed sir?((no oofencsece)) angry
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 11:19pm On Apr 11, 2024
Eriggayabdem:
Sorry man..
I only do straight..
You cannot suck ma deek you little, cork-olded troll.
So get up, stop kneeling down and get ya gay ass outta here..
Too late to apologice..stop eating poooor man foood, you lazy youth
Stop eating loaf!!@ angry
RomanceRe: Ay's Cheating Saga: Men, What Do You Want Again? by MrCork:
labake1:
Mr Cork, are you fine? How is being faithful to one woman a trap? It's better not to get married than cheating after marriage (No oofencsece)
labake1, i have 2 girlfriends & they both happy.
They dont no of eaxh other.meaning its all about my happiness smiley
RomanceRe: Ay's Cheating Saga: Men, What Do You Want Again? by MrCork: 9:10pm On Apr 11, 2024
labake1:
In as much as I tried not to concerned myself on this matter. I made a post about Hakim's, Banky W and Davido cheating saga and I was trolled by NL redpillers and NL small boys. I can't help but to say my mind because I will always stand against men that cheat on their wife.

So, what do men want?

If men cheats, they will always blamed the wife.
If there are cases of domestic violence, they will blamed the wife.
If she did not get pregnant on time, they will blamed his wife.
If her child possesses bad attitude, they will blamed the wife.
If after marriage things fell apart, they will blamed the wife.
If she becomes more successful than her husband after marriage, they will always blamed the wife.

After going through his ex-wife page and reading the comments, I can only deduce that the African society doesn't respect women enough. So my fellow gender, never accepts less. If it won't work, walk away. Your man can't be fooling himself around and you will be at home taking the blames. Please, your mental health is important. Mind you, I don't support divorce but if it doesn't worth it, walka


Looking at these women, I don't see a flaw abi na beauty or good physique they no get.

Men, what do you want?
What can a wife do to stop her husband from cheating?
But Why shdunt A WHY yansh other women...so he shold be trap with only 1 woman...abi?... sweeeery are u ok!!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
RomanceRe: Ay's Cheating Saga: Men, What Do You Want Again? by MrCork: 9:08pm On Apr 11, 2024
labake1:
In as much as I tried not to concerned myself on this matter. I made a post about Hakim's, Banky W and Davido cheating saga and I was trolled by NL redpillers and NL small boys. I can't help but to say my mind because I will always stand against men that cheat on their wife.

So, what do men want?

If men cheats, they will always blamed the wife.
If there are cases of domestic violence, they will blamed the wife.
If she did not get pregnant on time, they will blamed his wife.
If her child possesses bad attitude, they will blamed the wife.
If after marriage things fell apart, they will blamed the wife.
If she becomes more successful than her husband after marriage, they will always blamed the wife.

After going through his ex-wife page and reading the comments, I can only deduce that the African society doesn't respect women enough. So my fellow gender, never accepts less. If it won't work, walk away. Your man can't be fooling himself around and you will be at home taking the blames. Please, your mental health is important. Mind you, I don't support divorce but if it doesn't worth it, walka


Looking at these women, I don't see a flaw abi na beauty or good physique they no get.

Men, what do you want?
What can a wife do to stop her husband from cheating?
angry
RomanceRe: Life!!! Please Read!!! by MrCork: 8:57pm On Apr 11, 2024
Rod67:
I just saw a post saying nollywood Actor jnr. pope is dead! I felt heartbroken 💔 cause the feelings brought back memories of my late elder brother to me, and then I remembered what happened to me, listen! I have a car so I drive the sienna for transport as a side hustle, one incident happened few weeks ago I was coming back around 7pm at night a truck heavy duty truck was speeding on a sharp bending corner and the road was a one way road, my side was a big ditch with river I had no where else to dive my car into to avoid being rammed by the truck, God helping I maneuver my way out but I felt that swoop death hot air at my cheeks as the truck passed by, passengers were shouting driver you’re a good driver, meanwhile I was crying inside thanking God for saving me, so as I was driving I was reminiscing so if I die I die and go just like that, the money I’m hustling for who will eat then?? I haven’t married, no kids, so this got me thinking, we should enjoy life like is our last, don’t mind the world, and it’s social engineering, you don’t need to be married to have kids, if you die without living an offspring here you die empty, you don’t need millions before your happy, or travel, just enjoy life right now, funny enough some people will die this night, please enjoy life now don’t wait for tomorrow,
am not reading it!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Don’t Believe I ‘Died, Resurrected’ – Oladips by MrCork: 8:22pm On Apr 11, 2024
Goodlady:
I want only 2 kids. So you are automatically disqualified!
angry
RomanceRe: I'm A Female. I Want To Go And Hustle In Abuja. Do You Have An... by MrCork: 6:49pm On Apr 11, 2024
HanisahZuwy:
Hello Nairalanders!

I want to go and hustle in Abuja. Do you have any advice for me? Or what might help me when I go there.

Just advise me as you would advise a friend.


Please I would really appreciate your contributions.

Thanks.
Sweeery dont listen to this unducated mofos askin u to continue prostitution work in abuja..they all silly. Anyways ...how much do u charge a hours please & do u offer student discounts please? (no oofencsece) smiley
RomanceRe: I'm A Female. I Want To Go And Hustle In Abuja. Do You Have An... by MrCork: 6:47pm On Apr 11, 2024
meum:
Just go. Whatever your hand findeth to do, do it well.
See yor head like cokacola bottle...so u wishing someone good luck to do prostitutes...abi?.u shold be areeested!!!(no oofencsece) angry
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Don’t Believe I ‘Died, Resurrected’ – Oladips by MrCork: 6:38pm On Apr 11, 2024
Goodlady:
Cos it looked like you lied.
But now that you are reconfirming it, no problem. Hope you are now better?
Sweery please can i date u so we can hav 6 childrens please? smiley
CelebritiesRe: Jnr Pope Is Alive: He Was Revived - AGN President by MrCork: 6:37pm On Apr 11, 2024
Nickymezor:
I pray he is alive
To hell with him i beg, he ugly
...can i date u so we can have childrens please? smiley
Science/TechnologyRe: Humpback Whales Photographed Having Sex For First Time – And Both Were Male by MrCork: 6:35pm On Apr 11, 2024
Nmezor:
Hmmmm,wonders shall Neva cease
Can i date u?
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 5:54pm On Apr 11, 2024
Eriggayabdem:
Mr cock abi Mr hen...
Go back and enroll in kindergarten classes.
You are barely making sense.
A CT scan may likely reveal two lobes of malformed ass instead of brain inside your cro-magnon man's skull.
I make semce to only people with moiney..they don't eat loaf sir!!(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 5:53pm On Apr 11, 2024
Ibkay32:
Mentally derail
Did u eat loaf today in front of a female sir? angry
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 4:08pm On Apr 11, 2024
Eriggayabdem:
One of the Colossians...
This guy's (Mr gbola) brain is permanently on COLOS. always spewing gibberish, and the most incomprehensible dolt I have come across here.
If you like, live your life for people, that na your own cross. Low key Albert Einstein that stopped downloading at 2%.
Eriyanyantagorrrila...calm down bro. If u eat loaf then u shold be embarass..the whole idea of this thread is to help u stepppup in life so women dont disgrase u in public..THANK ME LATER!!! embarassed
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 4:04pm On Apr 11, 2024
Ibkay32:
Is that all you can think?
Please stop eating pooooor man foood.loaf is for pooor people. U eat loaf in front of a babe & trusss me..she willl slap yor face send u backkto africa.
..do u no wot toasted bread is sir? Its not bread u fry.(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 12:31pm On Apr 11, 2024
Ibkay32:
Why do this guy always reason with yansh? Smh
What did u eat on chrissmas day..loaf??sadly guys like u eat bread.how could u..especially in front of woman. SHAME ON U SIR!!!(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: She Wants To Keep The Pregnancy by MrCork: 10:25pm On Apr 10, 2024
Ezechi18:
Sequel to this https://www.nairaland.com/8021883/girlfriend-wants-abortion.

After the easter break I went back to school and I saw her for the first time she told me about her been pregnant.

She'd tried to abort it but e no work, I took her to ultrasound for scanning and the result show she's 11weeks gone.

She says she won keep am.
On my side I de confuse weather to convince her to do abortion or not.
She's considering to defer her last semester before graduation.

In all this, my parents don't know and her siblings don't know too.
What will I do........i don't want the stress and I have been having headache since I saw the scan result.
Is she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 10:23pm On Apr 10, 2024
ukaface:
Fvck! I didn’t check the moniker before replying
Reallly??
Did yor boyfriend impress u wit 2 loaf of bread before u said yes i love u sir?....do u not wot toast bread is? angry
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 10:21pm On Apr 10, 2024
ukaface:
I don’t understand
Which kind mentality you get
What is wrong with eating bread? Bread is food, carbohydrate
So why should any man feel less for eating bread?
Is bread a poor man food?😮
Abi this one Dey whyne himself?
Which food come be rich man food
Toast bread is different from normal bread sir...so can eat nomal bread in public..in front of woman or half cast chick or lightskin babe??.do u have moiney sir?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Which Of Them Is Ur Spec by MrCork: 8:07pm On Apr 10, 2024
betonnaira:
Don't be shy
do u looooklike Bobrissky sir?? cheesy
RomanceRe: Need A Wife Who Is Responsible Any Tribe by MrCork: 8:06pm On Apr 10, 2024
Samuel1976:
My no 07034770232 am realtor she must be Christian and skillful..am samuel from akwa ibom
how many sir? wink
CelebritiesRe: Is Actor Junior Pope Really Dead? by MrCork: 6:13pm On Apr 10, 2024
Momcherry:
Please I'm in shock, someone should tell me it's a fake rumor..
Is he TuPac? angry
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 6:04pm On Apr 10, 2024
T0BY:
This op no get sense..
Son u shold be ashame of yor sef..so when a female comes to visit, u will offer her bread,garrrrrri & water...corrrrrect?...and then when she slap yor dace, u start calling them gold diggger. How sad!!! undecided

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