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RomanceRe: This topic has been removed by MrCork: 9:51am On Apr 16, 2024
Ourtruth247:
This might be a hard pill to swallow for lots of Christians and Muslims but the God they worship is actually a group of malevolent 4th dimensional beings that play the role of God and Satan simultaneously.

I'll share everything I know about the subject.

Let's begin
...and son..for the record..romance section is stricly for chassssin women...so kindly carrry yor bag pack bakkto yahooo.com/lonely sir!! angry
RomanceRe: This topic has been removed by MrCork: 9:49am On Apr 16, 2024
Ourtruth247:
This might be a hard pill to swallow for lots of Christians and Muslims but the God they worship is actually a group of malevolent 4th dimensional beings that play the role of God and Satan simultaneously.

I'll share everything I know about the subject.

Let's begin
^^^^another muslim terrrrrorist....GO BACCCKTO BED I BEG!!!!!(((no oofencsece)) undecided
RomanceRe: Should Men Actually Smile In Pics. by MrCork: 9:44am On Apr 16, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
Market Strategy Ride On
Sweet hat, are u here to smile or are u hear to nagg??...Google smile i beg!!!(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Should Men Actually Smile In Pics. by MrCork: 9:43am On Apr 16, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
Market Strategy Ride On
angry
RomanceRe: Boys Don't Owe You Money Because Your Yansh Is Big. by MrCork: 12:11am On Apr 16, 2024
Stephen2324:
Boys don't owe you money because your yansh is big.
HELL YESSSSSSS WE DO.
SON, WE PAY FOR LOOOOKIN AT YANSH....Looookin aint for free!! angry
RomanceRe: How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by MrCork: 5:38pm On Apr 15, 2024
Serendipity2023:
see who?

I am the author

You sound like a troll
Bleep off
Actor how? Where? STOP LYING MANNNN...who no u in Nollywood?..son tryin to impress me coz am a Londoner aint gonno fly innit..so QUIT LYING.go n read his post again!!! angry
RomanceRe: How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by MrCork: 4:05pm On Apr 15, 2024
Serendipity2023:
She is 24

stop the haate.
24 korrrr... 54 cup size niiii...do u were glassses sir?cant u see him tryin to molest under age chick? ((Juss askin)) angry
RomanceRe: How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by MrCork: 1:07pm On Apr 15, 2024
Serendipity2023:
MEETING A SLIM GIRL

I was outside waiting for lab results at the primary health centre when I saw a girl trying to cross the road.

The only visible thing was a portable backside and a clear light skin.

She was short.😂

On impulse I quickly told her I would like to talk to her again and would need her number.

She obliged with it.
This was on a Monday afternoon.

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The next day, Tuesday, I spoke to her and told her the backside got my attention and that I would like to see her.

She didn't sound angry at my remarks so I knew she could be game.

Where? she had inquired.
I told her my place.
I was very direct because I didn't rate her.

I didn't care if she left or stayed and I was ready to delete her number immediately.

After all she was slim and short. Not exactly my spec.

Surprisingly she accepted.

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The next day being Wednesday she came.

I entertained her and within minutes I was already making advances at her.

I would touch her laps, careless her breasts and backside.

She would remove my hands on each occasion.

The resistance wasn't firm. So I knew it was just shakara.
I continued.

I tried to unbutton her shirts. She kept resisting.

I succeeded in doing that then shifted the bra revealing small breasts.

I quickly started sucking it.
Sucked for a few minutes then unhooked the bra.

She was still resisting.
I now begged her to allow me do just small naa.😂🏃‍♂
I reached for her trousers and started removing them.

I succeeded, and she quickly covered herself with the bedsheet.

By this time I was hard as excitement of a new pussy engulfed me.😂🙈

NEW WOMANHOOD ❤️

New womanhood is always different. I can't just explain it.

Having worn my condom, I quickly inserted my curved designers manhood into her womanhood.

She moaned. She was tight.
And because of her small size, I could penetrate deeply.

This further confirms my observations that women with firm bodies usually have tight womanhood.

I have slept with plenty fat or chubby women, and their womanhood were as wide as Lagos-- Abeokuta expressway.😂😂

I continued softly, savouring every thrusts as I kissed her intermittently to enhance the feelings.😂

I released within 5 minutes.
I did 2nd round, did doggy style as well.

She acts naive. And afraid to hold my manhood.

She didn't give me blow jobs.
The next time I invited her she slept over.

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In all the occasions, while thrusting she looked like a lizard in my eyes.

The laps in missionary position were too tiny.

I didn't like the view at all. And missionary is my best sex position.

I like thick women. I need to see some meat so it wouldn't look like I was suffering or eating unbalanced diet.😂

I like big things especially big breasts.

After the 2nd visit, I swore not to invite her again but konji held me and I invited her for the 3rd time.

She was homely, cooked, did dishes and all.

Serendipity, writes from Lagos trenches.

So u are proud becuzz u sleep with disable under age girl from primary school health center tryin to cross road....corrrrrect??..YOU ARE A PETERFILE & MUST BE ARRRRSTED FOR RACISM....SHAME ON U SIR!!!!no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by MrCork: 1:04pm On Apr 15, 2024
Serendipity2023:
MEETING A SLIM GIRL

I was outside waiting for lab results at the primary health centre when I saw a girl trying to cross the road.

The only visible thing was a portable backside and a clear light skin.

She was short.😂

On impulse I quickly told her I would like to talk to her again and would need her number.

She obliged with it.
This was on a Monday afternoon.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖


The next day, Tuesday, I spoke to her and told her the backside got my attention and that I would like to see her.

She didn't sound angry at my remarks so I knew she could be game.

Where? she had inquired.
I told her my place.
I was very direct because I didn't rate her.

I didn't care if she left or stayed and I was ready to delete her number immediately.

After all she was slim and short. Not exactly my spec.

Surprisingly she accepted.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
The next day being Wednesday she came.

I entertained her and within minutes I was already making advances at her.

I would touch her laps, careless her breasts and backside.

She would remove my hands on each occasion.

The resistance wasn't firm. So I knew it was just shakara.
I continued.

I tried to unbutton her shirts. She kept resisting.

I succeeded in doing that then shifted the bra revealing small breasts.

I quickly started sucking it.
Sucked for a few minutes then unhooked the bra.

She was still resisting.
I now begged her to allow me do just small naa.😂🏃‍♂
I reached for her trousers and started removing them.

I succeeded, and she quickly covered herself with the bedsheet.

By this time I was hard as excitement of a new pussy engulfed me.😂🙈

NEW WOMANHOOD ❤️

New womanhood is always different. I can't just explain it.

Having worn my condom, I quickly inserted my curved designers manhood into her womanhood.

She moaned. She was tight.
And because of her small size, I could penetrate deeply.

This further confirms my observations that women with firm bodies usually have tight womanhood.

I have slept with plenty fat or chubby women, and their womanhood were as wide as Lagos-- Abeokuta expressway.😂😂

I continued softly, savouring every thrusts as I kissed her intermittently to enhance the feelings.😂

I released within 5 minutes.
I did 2nd round, did doggy style as well.

She acts naive. And afraid to hold my manhood.

She didn't give me blow jobs.
The next time I invited her she slept over.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖

In all the occasions, while thrusting she looked like a lizard in my eyes.

The laps in missionary position were too tiny.

I didn't like the view at all. And missionary is my best sex position.

I like thick women. I need to see some meat so it wouldn't look like I was suffering or eating unbalanced diet.😂

I like big things especially big breasts.

After the 2nd visit, I swore not to invite her again but konji held me and I invited her for the 3rd time.

She was homely, cooked, did dishes and all.

Serendipity, writes from Lagos trenches.
angry
RomanceRe: I Took A Loan From Fairmoney by MrCork: 10:26am On Apr 15, 2024
white3663:
I took a loan from fairmoney to help treat my mother, there so means of servicing the loan on sight, I can't pay back. What do I do?

Please help, you can mock me, but plsease help me proffer solutions, there's no family member to help too
You sure u dint spend it on olosho sir??...wot id yor spec? undecided
RomanceRe: I Took A Loan From Fairmoney by MrCork: 10:26am On Apr 15, 2024
white3663:
I took a loan from fairmoney to help treat my mother, there so means of servicing the loan on sight, I can't pay back. What do I do?

Please help, you can mock me, but plsease help me proffer solutions, there's no family member to help too
angry
RomanceRe: My Cousin Overlooked My Mother When Appreciating Those That Helped Her? by MrCork: 9:06am On Apr 15, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Next month… grin[/color]
Ok. Thank u. We will put the whip cream, vaseline, ice cream & tomato ketchup on standby cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: US President, Joe Biden Condemns Iran's Attack On Isreal by MrCork: 7:21am On Apr 15, 2024
okoolori:
Then you are another hypocrite as well... (No oofeinsce)
^^^another angry muslim terrrorist. but why do u people hate peace..hate women...hate God...hate isreael...hate sexx....hate animal...hate Nigeria..hate commmmon sence...hate christian...hate goin to church...hate yor sef & .hate everytin.why are u full of hate?..
..FIND ANOTHERPLANET I BEG..goats!!!((no oofencsece))) angry
Foreign AffairsRe: US President, Joe Biden Condemns Iran's Attack On Isreal by MrCork: 7:14am On Apr 15, 2024
okoolori:
Then you are another hypocrite as well... (No oofeinsce)
^^^another angry muslim terrrorist
. but why do u people hate peace..hate women...hate God...hate isreael...hate sexx....hate animal...hate Nigeria..hate commmmon sence...hate christian...hate goin to church...hate yor sef & .hate everytin.why are u full of hate?..
..FIND ANOTHERPLANET I BEG..goats!!!((no oofencsece))) angry
RomanceRe: Just Saw Something So I Want To Ask. How Does It Feel by MrCork: 12:14am On Apr 15, 2024
ItisWell22:
Face the hurt head on and move on like they never happened.

Like sonno mentioned up there, before the breakup, there would have been signs that the ship was wrecking and sinking. I think, that’s where the hurt starts.
By the time the main breakup is happening, you already know what’s up and healing is already taking place.

But if the relationship was still going seemingly well, and that happened; that would hurt like mad.
There’s nothing that won’t cross your mind, including suicide or showing up there to cause a drama…
Do u hav one please?
RomanceRe: My Cousin Overlooked My Mother When Appreciating Those That Helped Her? by MrCork: 12:13am On Apr 15, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]But that’s not a good look.[/color]
You dint answer our questions...when wil u replace yor photo profile backkto the one we love nah??..today?? undecided
RomanceRe: My Cousin Overlooked My Mother When Appreciating Those That Helped Her? by MrCork: 11:10pm On Apr 14, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my female cousin was giving shout outs to family members who helped her during her graduation but she did not mention my mother’s name.

What does that mean?[/color]
Please can u quickly change yor photo profile backkkto the one we like...the one wit the boooooobsi please? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Discos Struggle To Satisfy Band A Customers Over Gas Shortage by MrCork: 8:07pm On Apr 14, 2024
ogododo:
https://punchng.com/discos-struggle-to-satisfy-band-a-customers-over-gas-shortage/
We dont understand..so people cant go to disco night club becuzz ther is no electricity?,...weird undecided
RomanceRe: Is there Tuke Strike next week? by MrCork(op): 5:51pm On Apr 14, 2024
Wot lines are opened.

any ideas?
RomanceRe: Why Don't We Have Creative Nairalanders by MrCork: 5:50pm On Apr 14, 2024
The6thAustralia:
Back then in 2015/2018 we had many creative nairalanders in terms of writing, music and even scientific research.

Now reverse is the case. What's happening?
Brother ther is a reason why they hav click buttons on nairaland...meaning if u dont like wot u read..u click click to next page or u logout
... Is dat difficult sir?(no oofencsece) undecided
RomanceIs there Tuke Strike next week? by MrCork(op): 4:56pm On Apr 14, 2024
..M.0.D...FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!



Please advise angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Vows 'Stronger Response' After Shooting Down Iranian Drones And Missiles by MrCork: 2:52pm On Apr 14, 2024
TemplarLandry:
Of course Israel and its allies shall teach Ayatollah a lesson.
Those towelheads need to be tamed.
God is with Israel.

I diss IRGC, Ayatollah, Hezbollah, Hamas and their apologists with "If You Dey Crayze" by D'banj feat K-Switch.
Great jam!
True, we agree
...Isreal must destroy terrrrrorist group IPOD and there terrrrrorrorist leader NNAMDI Kanu. they all terrrrorist basstard that need to leave the earth! (no oofeincse) angry
Foreign AffairsRe: US President, Joe Biden Condemns Iran's Attack On Isreal by MrCork:
Kingkamba:
Hypocrite
^^^^another muslim terrrrorist (no oofeinsce)undecided
RomanceRe: Men, What Joy Do you Derived In Dragging Breast Milk With Your New Born Baby? by MrCork: 9:41pm On Apr 13, 2024
labake1:
Yesterday, my neighbor was telling me how she quarrelled with her husband because of breast milk. If you want milk, why not go to the supermarket to get milk. There are different brands of milk, I will recommend OUR MILK because I like that milk a lot.
Men, dragging breast milk with their new born are what Yoruba called AGBAYA because you also enjoyed yours when you were a baby, why are you fóolishly dragging breast milk with your child?
Breastfeeding a child is not an easy job, baby will even bite the nipple, the mother will sleep with swollen nipple yet one Agbaya will want to suck.
Thus, if you are doing that, stop it and go and buy milk and drink.
Don't be an Agbaya, don't let your child see you as a threat.

Be a good father abi Men, what joy do derived in dragging breast milk with your new born baby?
Kaiiiii...u selling boooooobsimilk? smiley
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 5:26pm On Apr 13, 2024
Pupanchy:
Nigeria has already disgrace itself, so who am l to be hiding myself in this poverty era because of one lady, did you even bother to ask the lady if she has even eaten ? So r u telling me that you will compare London to Nigeria? Do you actually know what u r talking about ? Even the loaf u buy in London can't be compare to the useless food that's being sold here
Brother ..a real man should not be eaten bread in from of a woman...its means he poooor..he weak ...he should be ashame to be a man& he should turn gay...pirrrriod....and yes we agree with u! angry
RomanceHi by MrCork(op):
angry
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky: EFCC Warning On Abuse Of The Naira (Photos) by MrCork: 9:54am On Apr 13, 2024
Juliusganduje:
Get out. Gays are mad people.
Bobrisky is not gay..he a cross dreser becuzz hes yanshable..do u no the difffffarense please & are u a ilitarate sir? (no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 5:21am On Apr 13, 2024
Pupanchy:
I have no reasons to hide what l eat from her, despite being broke now doesn't mean I should stress myself because of pussy that has been knacked by 500 people, and besides bread is just too cost now to be saying u won't be able to eat bread in front of who ? Let me sit in front of my house n eat my bread in peace and if u think I'm broke, let the rich person bless me abeg, make l see front. Who's next ?
So u would disgrase Nigeria in front of a female by eating loaf in public corrrrrect?....
Brother...have u ever beeento london..dont lie undecided
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky: EFCC Warning On Abuse Of The Naira (Photos) by MrCork: 10:35pm On Apr 12, 2024
osazsky:
do u even know y she was sent to jail
bro am asking if you can yansh bobrisky sir? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky: EFCC Warning On Abuse Of The Naira (Photos) by MrCork: 10:15pm On Apr 12, 2024
uuzba:
It's a f***ing a**hole thing.
What do you mean by "it's a NIgerian thing"?
Bad people spoiling this country.
nice one, so are u sayin u can all so yansh bobrisky if u have a shance sir? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky: EFCC Warning On Abuse Of The Naira (Photos) by MrCork: 10:11pm On Apr 12, 2024
osazsky:
Everyone condemning her and him have also committed same crime in wedding parties or birthday parties including d judge .it's a Nigeria thing
true. brother between u & me, lets me honest.. all men agree Bobrisky is yanshable...she get yansh, booobsy & lip to kiss.

.. I lie??

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