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Romance › Re: Avoid Telling Men Your Age Until... by MrCork: 11:15am On Apr 18, 2024
jeromestarks:
I met this beautiful, hardworking and godloving lady somewhere at work. She's very nice and accommodating. She's also a graduate.
Let me quickly say that this lady is a decent lady - yeah, I went FBI on her; searched her socials: Facebook, insta, X etc and sincerely, all the pictures she took were done in her home (she stays with her mother).

As I interacted with her, I discovered she's a homely person. She doesn't club, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. She's just all about stability.

I fell in love with her personality until I asked one last question.
"Sorry, I don't mean to pry. Please, how old are you?"

Without hesitation, this lady answered "I am 27"

Immediately I heard 27, I lost every single ounce of interest I had in her.
I didn't show it to her. I just said " Wow! You look so pretty, one would think you're 18. Thank God I asked."
She laughed and I could see her blush.

We discussed about other things, exchanged numbers and she left.
I have made up my mind never to call her. The age put me off and I don't even know why.


So dear ladies, do not tell men your age until the both of you are in a serious relationship. Never tell a man your age on the first date. Never!
Wait until you see some level of commitment or at least, until he got used to you a little.
angry
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With An Orange Seller On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:10am On Apr 18, 2024
1000Capacity:
What do I do
Is she lightskin angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: US President, Joe Biden Condemns Iran's Attack On Isreal by MrCork: 9:56am On Apr 18, 2024
okoolori:
Coming from a sense and despicable sudden lover of Naija ....
To whom a brain is given, sense is required of him.
We know your likes werey... We are not distracted from saying the truth, what an hypocrite you are and a bigot as well crying wolves.... Who the Bleep are you
Thank u mr mr okonkokokakakoko
Juss to brong yor muslim terrrrrorist views to nairaland any more or else....
There are no under age womens for u to marrry here!!(no oofencsece...abubarka) angry
Education › Re: A Female Nigerian Student's Luxurious Room Leaves People Astonished by MrCork:
kay29000:
She is definitely not ugly. And not all guys are into ass, some are into breasts.
Of cose ugly..NO YANSH..NO BEAUTY SIR.
go n look at Rokiat's yansh & u will understand!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Girlfriend slapped me by MrCork: 10:11pm On Apr 17, 2024
Mastermindfixu:
My girlfriend and I have been together a little over a year, and it's always been rocky. We've broken up many times (almost always me with her) but then we end up back together in a few days.
She has never hit me until today, and then suddenly slapped me after she held my shirt and pinned me against the wall. FYI - I did nothing to her in retaliation . However, I feel pained and disappointed by her action.

Reason - she saw me with a lady who was supposed to apply for the post of a chef at our residence and thought I was having an affair .

I explained myself and next best thing she said to me was that she is done with the relationship.

What do I do?
Yor wife slap,u?..are u gay? why are u gay sir?((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: Girlfriend slapped me by MrCork: 10:10pm On Apr 17, 2024
Mastermindfixu:
My girlfriend and I have been together a little over a year, and it's always been rocky. We've broken up many times (almost always me with her) but then we end up back together in a few days.
She has never hit me until today, and then suddenly slapped me after she held my shirt and pinned me against the wall. FYI - I did nothing to her in retaliation . However, I feel pained and disappointed by her action.

Reason - she saw me with a lady who was supposed to apply for the post of a chef at our residence and thought I was having an affair .

I explained myself and next best thing she said to me was that she is done with the relationship.

What do I do?
angry
Romance › Re: Our Girls Are Loosing It Everyday by MrCork: 7:17pm On Apr 17, 2024
Snowx:
If you realised that your wife or your wife to be have less body count and doesn't cheat on you, hold her tight you found a good woman.

Social media have have brought more damages on Our ladies.

When you enter Tinder, coded runs and so on you will begin to wonder if you will ever see women to marry in this generation. Very pretty little girls especially on Tinder where they will just get verified easily. Though I can't denied that good and decent ladies still exist..

Imagine the kind of body counts those girls are accumulating and one day a man will fall in love with one and pay her bride price without realising many dick she had received.

Some times I catch cruise with them telling and asking them how much and when to meet..the least they can say is 40k. what is 40k compare to the risk you will be expose to? You don't think of murder, you don't think of several diseases and so on. Mehn it's terrible out there.
True
Wifey materials dont exist anymore...91% of women are now olosho .i paid 50k juss last week for 3 minute action & it worth it(Fact)) angry
Romance › Re: "Kneeling Down To Propose To A Lady Is Satanic," Says A Pastor (video) by MrCork: 1:48pm On Apr 17, 2024
Rebuke:
Are yhu always this drunk?😅😅
So u sopot muslim terrrrrorist ...corrrrrect?...are u
also muslim sir?(no oofencsece) undecided
Education › Re: A Female Nigerian Student's Luxurious Room Leaves People Astonished by MrCork:
Gistmedia10:
A pretty Nigerian student's room is making waves online for its sheer luxury. The room is like a dream come true, filled with expensive things that leave visitors in awe.

As soon as you step in, you're greeted by a beautiful bed with fancy pillows and covers. A huge smart TV for entertainment, and the room stays just right with a fancy air conditioning system.

But the real showstopper is the home theater setup! It's like having a cinema at home, complete with amazing speakers. And then there are the shoes, bags, clothes, and wigs—all top-notch designer stuff.

Every corner is designed with a feminine touch that shows off her style. Even the kitchen is not just for show—it's stocked with the best stuff for cooking up a storm.

Adding to the allure, her beautiful portrait hangs prominently on the wall, adding a personal touch to the lavish space. Each element exudes a refined, feminine style, including the fully stocked kitchen for culinary pursuits.


People are amazed, but they're also wondering: How does a student afford all this? It's the talk of social media, with everyone guessing about her secret. A notable absence, however, is the reading table and chair, which seem to be missing from the lavish space. shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBSYAGkLDWA
She ugly mennnn....NO YANSH!!!!! ((no oofencsecse)) angry
Romance › Re: The topic has been removed by MrCork: 1:35pm On Apr 17, 2024
Ourtruth247:
Hi guys.

I'll like to get your consent a very important subject that I want to bring to light.

For most of you that have been following me or have seen my threads, you should know the kind of subjects I get into.

But there is one subject that I avoid getting into because of how dangerous it is.

Not only have people been killed for sharing information to the public on the subject, YouTube and Google have clamped down on it so massively that it's almost impossible to find any material on the subject.

Luckily for me I have been researching this subject long before the clamp down and I have a mountain of verifiable evidence that I want to share.

It's on the subject of child trafficking, ritual child abuse, pedophilia, child sacrifice and the eating of children by those that the top of the pyramid of world power.

This subject ties in with everything I've been saying about the original of humans on Earth and the beings in control of our planet and their human puppets. It also ties in with the P Diddy case currently making waves

What I want is your consent to share the information and a show of interest to receive the information.

As long as there are people eager to learn the truth and an instrument willing to share the truth, the truth will triumph.

Please show your consent by liking this post. If I get enough likes then I'll take my time to package the information and present it step by step.

I'll be sharing lots of shocking information that most of you have never heard of before and presenting undeniable evidence to back up whatever claims I make.

If I get enough likes on this post I'll present the information on Saturday morning by 10:00am. If not, then I'll keep the knowledge to myself.
angry
Romance › Re: "Kneeling Down To Propose To A Lady Is Satanic," Says A Pastor (video) by MrCork: 1:25pm On Apr 17, 2024
Glimpsetv:
Hello and welcome to Glimpse tv. I know that when it comes to how certain things are done, there are always different approaches and opinions, especially when it comes to relationship matters. However, in this video, we are going to be playing soon, a pastor has revealed that kneeling down to propose to a lady is satanic.

The pastor said he discovered from the Bible that kneeling down to propose to a lady is satanic. He said most people think it's romantic: go into the house and propose, "he that finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor. What are you bringing it to social media for? Must everything be on social media?"

He continued, "People now kneel down and propose, how can the Lord kneel down and propose to his subject? It's like saying they want to ordain the king of this country but the King must lie down. The Lord of the woman is now kneeling down to propose to the woman, and tomorrow he wants to be Lord over her. What we think is romantic is actually Satan orchestrating our downfall."

The pastor went on to make further revelations about marriage while making reference to the Bible.



What's your take on this message? Do you think it's of any importance to actually kneel to propose to a lady? Please, we would like to know your opinion on this. Feel free to drop your thoughts in the comment section.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-FZ9kgbS6U
^^^another muslim....whats wrong wit u muslim people menn!!! (No oofencsece) angry
Romance › Area code by MrCork(op):
...loading! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You date men with thin mustache?? by MrCork(op): 9:34am On Apr 17, 2024
Vinnie2000:
For you to be Waiting for Mr Cork to create a Reasonable topic,
Shows that something is wrong with you. huh undecided

Mr Cork is a Clown and a Joker! He is just Playing around here. sad
This is a seriios topic sir....very seriiios!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You date men with thin mustache?? by MrCork(op): 6:50am On Apr 17, 2024
MidasTouch15:
This is the type of immature reply I expected. you are very predictable. the only thing missing from your response is that idiotic "no oooffeenseee"
you really need to grow up.
You angry becuzz u hav thin mustasche..corrrrrect?..did u hear us call u gay? Bro its yor human right tonbe gay if u want. Please dont take yor anger outvon us.if u expose yor sef, thats your problem. Juss dont bring yor gay problem to nairaland!!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You date men with thin mustache?? by MrCork(op): 12:52am On Apr 17, 2024
MidasTouch15:
I'm actually waiting for the day you will bring a reasonable topic but i don't think that will ever happen.
This is a reasonable topic sir...u have thin mustache or is ther somtin u trying to tell us??
We will try & help angry
Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by MrCork: 12:28am On Apr 17, 2024
Assurance1000:
Nice work Souloho. Never imagined I'll finish reading in time but here I am waiting for an update. The story line is amazing and full of suspense. More ink to your pen.
Please do u also have one?
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad's Wife Wunmi Singing Mohbad's Song During Liam’s Birthday Party (Video) by MrCork: 12:27am On Apr 17, 2024
IamDora:
Nobody should talk about DNA test here
hello but Why are u steal another person photo on yor profile..please are u a theif please??(no oofencsece) angry
Celebrities › Re: EFCC To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest On Wednesday For Naira Mutilation by MrCork: 12:25am On Apr 17, 2024
grandstar:
A Yoruba actress was first jailed 6months.for this offense.

Next, was Bobrisky who is now chopping beans at Kirikiri. He too was Yoruba.

Cubana is Igbo. No one should scream tribalism

The emphasis here is that this is not a witch hunt.

Peace.
^^^^^. ANOTHER TRIBALISTICK RACIST BIGOT.......WOT HAS IBO..YORUBA OR HAUSA GOTS TO DO WITH ANYTIN...EFFC ARRRESTED A CRIMINAL..PIRRRRIOD...stop sayin dumb $hits!!! (((no oofencsece))) angry
Celebrities › Re: EFCC To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest On Wednesday For Naira Mutilation by MrCork: 12:21am On Apr 17, 2024
Dapromzy333:
https://platinumtimes.ng/breaking-cubana-chief-priest-to-be-arraigned-wednesday-for-naira-mutilation/
GREAT WORK EFCCA...FINALY...THEY ARRRESTED THE FAT FRAUDSTER.....he so fat he loooklike bake beans!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Romance › Ladies Can You date men with thin mustache?? by MrCork(op): 5:17pm On Apr 16, 2024
M.0.D...FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!


Acccording to the latest opinion poll the most popular Online Magazine, all men finally agree that guys who wear thin mustache are definately gay...meaning they have somtin to hide, which is usually becuzz they want ther lips to loook feminine for other men.
Ladies, why do u feel embarasss dating them and can u be around such things? be nice please angry

MATURE CONTRIBUTION PLEASE
Foreign Affairs › Re: ISRAEL Vows To Take Revenge 'clearly And Forcefully' After Iran Drone Attack by MrCork: 5:10pm On Apr 16, 2024
Romance › Re: How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by MrCork: 2:01pm On Apr 16, 2024
Serendipity2023:
die?

how?
YOU AGAIN!!!!
so u wannto die...can u juss drink petrol??((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: This topic has been removed by MrCork: 9:51am On Apr 16, 2024
Ourtruth247:
This might be a hard pill to swallow for lots of Christians and Muslims but the God they worship is actually a group of malevolent 4th dimensional beings that play the role of God and Satan simultaneously.

I'll share everything I know about the subject.

Let's begin
...and son..for the record..romance section is stricly for chassssin women...so kindly carrry yor bag pack bakkto yahooo.com/lonely sir!! angry
Romance › Re: This topic has been removed by MrCork: 9:49am On Apr 16, 2024
Ourtruth247:
This might be a hard pill to swallow for lots of Christians and Muslims but the God they worship is actually a group of malevolent 4th dimensional beings that play the role of God and Satan simultaneously.

I'll share everything I know about the subject.

Let's begin
^^^^another muslim terrrrrorist....GO BACCCKTO BED I BEG!!!!!(((no oofencsece)) undecided
Romance › Re: Should Men Actually Smile In Pics. by MrCork: 9:44am On Apr 16, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
Market Strategy Ride On
Sweet hat, are u here to smile or are u hear to nagg??...Google smile i beg!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Should Men Actually Smile In Pics. by MrCork: 9:43am On Apr 16, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
Market Strategy Ride On
angry
Romance › Re: Boys Don't Owe You Money Because Your Yansh Is Big. by MrCork: 12:11am On Apr 16, 2024
Stephen2324:
Boys don't owe you money because your yansh is big.
HELL YESSSSSSS WE DO.
SON, WE PAY FOR LOOOOKIN AT YANSH....Looookin aint for free!! angry
Romance › Re: How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by MrCork: 5:38pm On Apr 15, 2024
Serendipity2023:
see who?

I am the author

You sound like a troll
Bleep off
Actor how? Where? STOP LYING MANNNN...who no u in Nollywood?..son tryin to impress me coz am a Londoner aint gonno fly innit..so QUIT LYING.go n read his post again!!! angry
Romance › Re: How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by MrCork: 4:05pm On Apr 15, 2024
Serendipity2023:
She is 24

stop the haate.
24 korrrr... 54 cup size niiii...do u were glassses sir?cant u see him tryin to molest under age chick? ((Juss askin)) angry
Romance › Re: How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by MrCork: 1:07pm On Apr 15, 2024
Serendipity2023:
MEETING A SLIM GIRL

I was outside waiting for lab results at the primary health centre when I saw a girl trying to cross the road.

The only visible thing was a portable backside and a clear light skin.

She was short.😂

On impulse I quickly told her I would like to talk to her again and would need her number.

She obliged with it.
This was on a Monday afternoon.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖


The next day, Tuesday, I spoke to her and told her the backside got my attention and that I would like to see her.

She didn't sound angry at my remarks so I knew she could be game.

Where? she had inquired.
I told her my place.
I was very direct because I didn't rate her.

I didn't care if she left or stayed and I was ready to delete her number immediately.

After all she was slim and short. Not exactly my spec.

Surprisingly she accepted.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
The next day being Wednesday she came.

I entertained her and within minutes I was already making advances at her.

I would touch her laps, careless her breasts and backside.

She would remove my hands on each occasion.

The resistance wasn't firm. So I knew it was just shakara.
I continued.

I tried to unbutton her shirts. She kept resisting.

I succeeded in doing that then shifted the bra revealing small breasts.

I quickly started sucking it.
Sucked for a few minutes then unhooked the bra.

She was still resisting.
I now begged her to allow me do just small naa.😂🏃‍♂
I reached for her trousers and started removing them.

I succeeded, and she quickly covered herself with the bedsheet.

By this time I was hard as excitement of a new pussy engulfed me.😂🙈

NEW WOMANHOOD ❤️

New womanhood is always different. I can't just explain it.

Having worn my condom, I quickly inserted my curved designers manhood into her womanhood.

She moaned. She was tight.
And because of her small size, I could penetrate deeply.

This further confirms my observations that women with firm bodies usually have tight womanhood.

I have slept with plenty fat or chubby women, and their womanhood were as wide as Lagos-- Abeokuta expressway.😂😂

I continued softly, savouring every thrusts as I kissed her intermittently to enhance the feelings.😂

I released within 5 minutes.
I did 2nd round, did doggy style as well.

She acts naive. And afraid to hold my manhood.

She didn't give me blow jobs.
The next time I invited her she slept over.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖

In all the occasions, while thrusting she looked like a lizard in my eyes.

The laps in missionary position were too tiny.

I didn't like the view at all. And missionary is my best sex position.

I like thick women. I need to see some meat so it wouldn't look like I was suffering or eating unbalanced diet.😂

I like big things especially big breasts.

After the 2nd visit, I swore not to invite her again but konji held me and I invited her for the 3rd time.

She was homely, cooked, did dishes and all.

Serendipity, writes from Lagos trenches.

So u are proud becuzz u sleep with disable under age girl from primary school health center tryin to cross road....corrrrrect??..YOU ARE A PETERFILE & MUST BE ARRRRSTED FOR RACISM....SHAME ON U SIR!!!!no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: How I Met And Slept With A Girl Under 36 Hours by MrCork: 1:04pm On Apr 15, 2024
Serendipity2023:
MEETING A SLIM GIRL

I was outside waiting for lab results at the primary health centre when I saw a girl trying to cross the road.

The only visible thing was a portable backside and a clear light skin.

She was short.😂

On impulse I quickly told her I would like to talk to her again and would need her number.

She obliged with it.
This was on a Monday afternoon.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖


The next day, Tuesday, I spoke to her and told her the backside got my attention and that I would like to see her.

She didn't sound angry at my remarks so I knew she could be game.

Where? she had inquired.
I told her my place.
I was very direct because I didn't rate her.

I didn't care if she left or stayed and I was ready to delete her number immediately.

After all she was slim and short. Not exactly my spec.

Surprisingly she accepted.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
The next day being Wednesday she came.

I entertained her and within minutes I was already making advances at her.

I would touch her laps, careless her breasts and backside.

She would remove my hands on each occasion.

The resistance wasn't firm. So I knew it was just shakara.
I continued.

I tried to unbutton her shirts. She kept resisting.

I succeeded in doing that then shifted the bra revealing small breasts.

I quickly started sucking it.
Sucked for a few minutes then unhooked the bra.

She was still resisting.
I now begged her to allow me do just small naa.😂🏃‍♂
I reached for her trousers and started removing them.

I succeeded, and she quickly covered herself with the bedsheet.

By this time I was hard as excitement of a new pussy engulfed me.😂🙈

NEW WOMANHOOD ❤️

New womanhood is always different. I can't just explain it.

Having worn my condom, I quickly inserted my curved designers manhood into her womanhood.

She moaned. She was tight.
And because of her small size, I could penetrate deeply.

This further confirms my observations that women with firm bodies usually have tight womanhood.

I have slept with plenty fat or chubby women, and their womanhood were as wide as Lagos-- Abeokuta expressway.😂😂

I continued softly, savouring every thrusts as I kissed her intermittently to enhance the feelings.😂

I released within 5 minutes.
I did 2nd round, did doggy style as well.

She acts naive. And afraid to hold my manhood.

She didn't give me blow jobs.
The next time I invited her she slept over.

➖➖➖➖➖➖➖

In all the occasions, while thrusting she looked like a lizard in my eyes.

The laps in missionary position were too tiny.

I didn't like the view at all. And missionary is my best sex position.

I like thick women. I need to see some meat so it wouldn't look like I was suffering or eating unbalanced diet.😂

I like big things especially big breasts.

After the 2nd visit, I swore not to invite her again but konji held me and I invited her for the 3rd time.

She was homely, cooked, did dishes and all.

Serendipity, writes from Lagos trenches.
angry
Romance › Re: I Took A Loan From Fairmoney by MrCork: 10:26am On Apr 15, 2024
white3663:
I took a loan from fairmoney to help treat my mother, there so means of servicing the loan on sight, I can't pay back. What do I do?

Please help, you can mock me, but plsease help me proffer solutions, there's no family member to help too
You sure u dint spend it on olosho sir??...wot id yor spec? undecided

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