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RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 6:01pm On Apr 10, 2024
jetguy:
Try to read and understand...
I didn't said I will combine garri and 🍞 😕

I meant, even if I want drink garri, I can do that without looking anybody face.. Is it not my garri or bread...

Some of you that uesd to form online may not have something to eat at home oo 😅😅

So, who are you trying to impress 😇
TOO LATE TO APOLOGICE.....read yor last post. U clearly said u drink garrrrrri & bread & its ok..SHAMEON U FOR BEING POOOOR. so u honestly sayin yu can eat bread in from of females? U SHOULD ASHAME SIR!!! angry
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 2:19pm On Apr 10, 2024
jetguy:
People are finding it difficult to even see ordinary garri to drink and you are here talking about bread 🍞 that has turned to gold... I can drink garri in front of anybody...

Op- receive sense in Jesus name 😉
WOW!!!!
Bro u must be really really sufarrrinG....why on earth are u sutving on garrrrri & bread..is dat your idea of balance diet? Are u a lazy youth sir?? angry
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 2:15pm On Apr 10, 2024
MidasTouch15:
I didn't even check to see that you are the one that posted this topic. I for no reply. U don't usually have sense. I don't know why.
You need eye drop?
Ok so we shold feel soooory for yorsef becuzz u chop bread like poor man...cant u find a job so u can eat proper...juss askin??((no oofencsece)) angry
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op): 12:40pm On Apr 10, 2024
MidasTouch15:
How is bread a suffering food? Doesn't she eat bread as well? Na wa o.
Eating bread in the afternoon is different from eating toast sir. ...they are not the same.
Mechanic eat bread...not toast angry
RomanceGuys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by MrCork(op):
M.0.D.......ANOTHER ONE FOR FRONT PAGRR PLEASE!!!


Of couse nobody wants a female to tink he is jobless, unemployed or sufarrrin ,& smiling...so guys, how would u feel if a fine lady catch or see u eating bread ...especially if shes lightskin or half cast?
How would u respond...wot will you do??...were will you hide??((((no oofencsece to pooooor people please)))) angry

MATURE CONTRIBUTIONS PLEASE
RomanceRe: ***** by MrCork: 8:47am On Apr 10, 2024
Light2023:
Hi, please if you have passed through this or have any great advice am open to hear them.

I just broke up with a 24yr old lady who is an orphan because she tells lies a lot. (She became an orphan at age 12)
I feel very sad because i know she has nothing apart from the things i gave her while in the relationship.

She has told so many lies which has made me not to trust her but i really love her.
Is she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Is This True About Finding A Good Wife in Nigeria? by MrCork: 9:58am On Apr 09, 2024
iamtardey:
Abeg o
I no dey for here

🚶🏿
Brohher You can remain bein gay & wereing dress ..its yor human right sir!!(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Scared Of Dead People And I Can’t Sleep. Help by MrCork: 12:10am On Apr 09, 2024
Christianoir:
I just lost someone close to me and I can’t sleep
I'm scared of their ghost being inside or them appearing to me, many thing are running through my mind, is it normal Why can’t I sleep? I’m scared

Is there a way to overcome this fear because I’m the only one living alone embarassed undecided embarassed

I’m scared of sleeping tonight
It get worst at night nd when it is dark
Bro wot u need is pucccccci....juss find one 7k olosho & yor issue is resolved!!(((THANK ME LATER) smiley
RomanceRe: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork(op): 6:59pm On Apr 08, 2024
Bluezy13:
I can't believe I read all of that angry
Great..it will change yor life meaning u will learn to loook handsome so women will ni longer ignoe u sir((THANK ME LATER) smiley
RomanceRe: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork(op): 6:55pm On Apr 08, 2024
Pickieox:
Thrash. Inferiority complex
Really? So dat means u looooklike a Nigerian...the homebase type..corrrrect?? undecided
FamilyRe: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by MrCork: 4:27pm On Apr 08, 2024
Nickymezor:
Strong , and a loving wife cheesy
prooof it then,,, maerrrry me? angry
RomanceRe: Does A Lady Shooting Her Shots Make Her Look Cheap by MrCork: 4:26pm On Apr 08, 2024
Rokiat:
never ever.

First and foremost men are not the center of my world so I never liked any of them first never.

He have to actively pursue me, likes me way more, and have qualities I desire for me to even think of liking him
And giving him a chance.
if u the real Rokiatu....then wheres the photo profile of yor yansh??...WE ARE ANGRY!!!
are u the real Rokiatu sir? angry
RomanceRe: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork(op): 3:47pm On Apr 08, 2024
advanceDNA:
U should try stand up comedy though or have an Instagram handle we're u sell stvpîd content....u will make money
Bro ama londoner. from london. I have moiney. I help people angry
RomanceRe: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork(op): 3:42pm On Apr 08, 2024
advanceDNA:
Lol..... U are stupîdly impressive.....like I said..I'm impressed by ur consistency
u sayin stewwwpidity impresses u....corrrect? dosent that make u stewwwpid or very stewwwpid sir? ..juss askin! (no ofeincse) embarassed

anyways backto our serious topic. who wants change? cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork(op): 3:16pm On Apr 08, 2024
advanceDNA:
After ilamina mamagee, Mrcork .....are the most consistent nairalander when it comes to posting weird shitsss.. I mean...u guys have been at it for years......



As in...how do u guys do it??
well apart from moaning & yor usual naggggggggin sir...have u got anytin intelligent to contribute on how yor life can be improved thru Londoness sir? u need help toastung women? U need help with cloths, foood, rent, schooool fee,.
how can we help u please? U have bank account nomba? undecided
RomanceHow To Loooklike A Londonder!! by MrCork(op): 2:51pm On Apr 08, 2024
M.0.D front page please!!! smiley


It aint rocket science that women love guys from London becuase we look like Londoners, act like Londoners & say exactly what the ladies need to hear. You see a Homebase guy & the nomally loook different (no oofensce). Homebase guys will benefit from this thread becuzz by the time u finsh reading the thread, yor english will improve, yor swagg will improve, your comunication skill will improve, yor engligh granmma will improve, yor loooks will improve to handsome, yor skin tone will improve, Yor job offffer will improve, yor ability to toast women will multiply & most impotantly, yor life & confident will improve for good. So please please please, loookout for my next thread on how to behave like a Londonder so that u will be apreciated. Remeber, Londoners are the greatest & thats why we help. By the way, am a Londoner from PEkam, South East London, juss in case u ask!!! (((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
RomanceRe: I Miss My Ex by MrCork: 1:21pm On Apr 08, 2024
Auxtan:
Redpillars will say na simping grin grin

But walai, I miss my ex so much o cheesy

She was a very transparent girl. My only relationship ever, lasted for close to 4 years.

I wish my next will be as transparent as her.

Lastly, how can I get over her?
askme again..please!!! angry
RomanceRe: I Miss My Ex by MrCork: 1:21pm On Apr 08, 2024
Auxtan:
Redpillars will say na simping grin grin

But walai, I miss my ex so much o cheesy

She was a very transparent girl. My only relationship ever, lasted for close to 4 years.

I wish my next will be as transparent as her.

Lastly, how can I get over her?
angry
RomanceRe: Am Sick But Don't Know The Cause � Help by MrCork: 12:45pm On Apr 08, 2024
Benki003:
Mr cork ☺️ have gone to the hospital
plenty steeeepiddd people on nairaland. They have sicknesss & insted of loookin for the nearest chemist to get better advise....they come to Romance section to ask steeewpid dumb medical questions from nairalanders people who are unemployed and loookin for moinry to buy food. USE BRAIN PLEASE!!!! (no oofeinsce) angry
RomanceRe: Am Sick But Don't Know The Cause � Help by MrCork: 11:35am On Apr 08, 2024
Benki003:
Please doctor's in the house I have a problem

So as of last month, probably like the second week I felt a pain sharp pain in my scrotum which lasted about few hours, but then I slept off and waking up I didn't feel no pain again so I just brushed it off, only for after few days later in the night i had a fever more like an inside burning sensation.

After that the next week I did urinary test which showed that I had UTI (mildly) according to the lab results, so I was given antibiotics to buy which I ended buy costing around 20k

Ps: note that before this period I had a moving sensation inside my leg more like nervous movement and I was asked to buy calcium which worked.

So during the period of medication I started having back aches, and I thought it was malaria so I bought anti malaria drugs to add up to the treatment. But during this process I was scared that I had contacted hiv so I also did hiv test and whole body test which the HIV resulted to negative and the whole body test indicated that I had
-low blood
- vitamin B12 deficiency
- calcium and vitamin c deficiency
Though I haven't gotten any drug for the rest not until today I got the vitamin B12.

So after my antibiotics my back pain moved from the middle to the left side of my hip around the sternum but after taking my anti malaria the pain reduces but when I try sitting down I notice it but just little. Though am still having fever but it doesn't occur on all part of my body like sometimes it happens on my leg the other time it happens on my back or armpit.


Aside this, I usually have dyspnoea and heavy chest plus difficulty breathing which happens mostly when am in a lateral position and very loud rumbling stomach like ot doesn't pain my as per ulcer but it rumbles so loud.


Please doctor's in the house help me out am just tired 😩 or anyone with such issues
Cc: seun (please don't be angry I posted in the wrong section)
Cc: nlfp mod
Cc: lala help push to fp for wide contributions thanks and God bless 🙏
USE YOR COMMMMON SENSE & GO TO A CHEMIST GADDDDEMIT....DOES ROMANCE SECTION LOOOOOKLIKE HOSPITAL??.....tha heck is wrong wit this boy!!!! (No oofencsece) angry
CrimeRe: Zambian Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife by MrCork: 11:15am On Apr 08, 2024
post=129321795:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/4/zambian-man-commits-suicide-after-killing-his-wife-2.html
is she Nigerian?..but..who give her the right to cheat on him??(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Why Is The Curvy Shape So Intriguing For Men? by MrCork: 10:42am On Apr 08, 2024
Rokiat:
.,
Weres the curvy shape?? angry
RomanceGood morning Nairaland by MrCork(op):
angry
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic & Her Husband, Anosike Doing The Trending Pluto Dance (Video) by MrCork: 9:31am On Apr 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
May this their marriage last amen.

I don't trust this man, he will like playing games as I'm seeing him so.
BROTHER..FOCUS MORE ON MINDING YOR BUCINESSS SIR....they hav moiney..u dont!!!(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Is This True About Finding A Good Wife in Nigeria? by MrCork: 9:29am On Apr 08, 2024
Xenry:
I heard that to see a good girl to marry, one must have connection. That's, you have to know someone that knows another person that knows somebody that knows the good girl. Is it true? grin

Sometimes I dey wonder, who go marry those girls that dance in Odumodu Black and co's videos.
Don't you realise it yet?
Las las, without connection, na oloshó all of una go marry. grin
I will connnect u to Tinumbu sir...he will help u find a goood wifes....juss hanggon!!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
PoliticsRe: We As Citizens Must Do Better - Buy Made In Nigeria by MrCork: 11:16pm On Apr 07, 2024
CountinBlessins:
This is why I do not pity Nigerians who cry about DSTv extortion. Because that's what we deserve!! I still pay the N19k every month because I am guilty too.

When TSL came out as a competitor to DSTV, what did we do? We opened threads here on Nairaland mocking them and calling them local , substandard etc !!!

We ran down TSL!! Our very own Nigerian company?!! Imagine that! That's can't happen in any other country intm the world. And we wonder why DSTV do not respect us? We are foolish! We blame the government and senators , we say DSTV must be bribing them etc that is why they allow.DSTV extort us. But that's not the case. Is it the government that made us ignore TSL and keep patronizing DSTv ?

Just see what Airpeace has accomplished by making all these evil foreign airlines start reducing their air tickets.

So if we had supported TSL today we would have been paying less than half what we pay monthly for DSTV and TSLA would still be functional creating jobs and giving DSTV good competition
Please make sure U DO NOT BEG ANYONE FOR MOINEY..u all ready disgrase yor sef in romanse section..STOP BEGGING FOR MOINEYPLEASE!!!!! angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Answer by MrCork: 8:24pm On Apr 07, 2024
Seunpapa65:
What is the answer to this
A
B
C
whoever offer him pucccci first......dats the wife sir!!!(((REAL TALK)))) angry

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