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Romance › Re: I Tink She Likes Me? by MrCork: 11:10pm On Sep 15, 2014
aro1: Hi guys,pls i wuld lyk u to advice me on dis issue,there is a lady in my church,i tink she kinda lyks me. There was a particular time that she left her seat jus to seat wit me..nd also anytym am arnd her,she do make sure dat i notice her,dis y am trowin dis 2 nairalanders. Pls i dnt want to be 2 forward..i need ur advice!
....so u fell in love with babe cuz she say next to u in church?.. Abi?....is she light skin? angry
Romance › Re: I Love You Reuben!!! by MrCork: 10:58pm On Sep 15, 2014
EroticAngelina: I just wanna use this opportunity to say I'm sorry to a very very close friend on naira land. Ben, I know u are here, and u can and are reading this, I want u to know that I'm so sorry for what I did, I love u and I never realised it. u were the only guy who truly loved me and was ready to do anything to make me happy sad but I ignored u
Im sorry pumpkin, I jx want u to know I love u xxxxx kisses sweetheart'm
...ok sweeery...I forgive u!! angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 10:52pm On Sep 15, 2014
...maybe she waz protectin ha sef from Moskito......anyways poster..., how comes she ain't light skin?? angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 8:39pm On Sep 15, 2014
lorRhyMeZ: Is it ur wedding? Moreover didn't u see where he wrote " introduction"?
....so u introduce a woman to his family by wrappin blanket all around her like Christmas tree? ....in 2014?...this is serrrrious! embarassed
Jokes Etc › Re: A silly Thread by MrCork: 8:12pm On Sep 15, 2014
jerry20019: [img][/img]
and i bet u aint nigeria, cos if u were u wouldn't insult d whole nation cos of sm post
.... Correction,ama London pekam Nigerian but luckily i don't look Nigerian...i look more Jamaican! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: A silly Thread by MrCork: 6:42pm On Sep 15, 2014
Tinubu: angry angry angry... Since so many stupid threads are now making front page, let the race begin.. #teamcreateastupidthreadtoday#




So, if she can't cook ordinary Jollof rice, can you marry her?
...u sound like a Nigerian idol reject ....i bet u r Nigerian (no offense) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Did You Go Into A Relationship? by MrCork: 5:24pm On Sep 15, 2014
....and to be honest,real men go into relationship wit light skin women. ...loookat jay z and beyansi,lookat me,loookat kanye west,loookat,50sent,loookat ll cool j! angry
Romance › Re: Why Did You Go Into A Relationship? by MrCork: 5:01pm On Sep 15, 2014
adonbilivit: thats ur reason bro not every other person's. some people may even be in a relationship to disguise to come across as straight. gerrit?
...r y g@y?...every man is innnit for the punnny...pirrriod! angry
Romance › Re: Why Did You Go Into A Relationship? by MrCork: 4:43pm On Sep 15, 2014
...serrruiosly..what kinda thread is this??...y else do we men go into relationship??....isnt it for punnnny?..

. ..serrriously, i giv up!
undecided
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 3:32pm On Sep 15, 2014
. ..but..why is she wrapped up in blanket? .... Is she cold?..and bro cant u wear suit and tie? angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 3:31pm On Sep 15, 2014
angry
Romance › Football Talk With A Female? ...our Anger!! by MrCork(op): 2:48pm On Sep 15, 2014
....Guys how do u feel when yor talking to a chick and some reason u start talking about foootball....and then she knows about football more than you.

...Dont you feel insulted?...please advise!
angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Are So Annoying And Misbehaving, Pls Help!! by MrCork: 2:15pm On Sep 15, 2014
V0lv0: I should since I am one
...ok babes,i here u....so, please describe yor sellin point & identify yor gooody bags: how big and what size?....one of my Londoner friend from pekam is looking for a wife (a black woman). .he kinda drives a £23,000 (cash) range rover spit wit alloy wills smiley
Romance › Re: Every black Man's Problem With Black Women; by MrCork(op): 10:58am On Sep 15, 2014
. But serioously,y does every body agree tht Nigerian women hav the worst atitude in terms of actin like a lady?

...why do we dislike them so much?
angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Naija Babes Lack Unique/specific Dreams/vision/ambition? by MrCork: 10:37am On Sep 15, 2014
obongproff: Am not hia to fight with women liberation ppl oh, am just stating an observation based on my experience and dat of many of my friends.

Why is it dat most of our naija babes lack unique dreams, vision or ambition, especially d pretty ones? And if day manage to get any ambition at all, its to get a job and den get married, and day always emphasise on d 'get married' part. Dats not an ambition to me, dats just one of life's chores.

Dont get me wrong oh! I didnt say all naija babes oh! But a huge number of our ladies dont seem to not have any significant or unique dream. Even d 'get a job and get married' dream day usually hav is not enof specific or detailed.

Its so discouraging to see a beautiful girl without a vision for her life. As any girl above 20 where she sees herself in 10yrs time, 90% will tell u 'graduate from school, get a job, and den get married.' Like I sed, dis is not a dream, its just life's progression dats all.

Why is dis so? Is it our soceity dat is responsible for dis? Or is it dat 'gender equality' does not involve having unique dreams?

I hav also observed dat most ladies are yet to discover themselves. Is it dat day nid a man to help dem discover demselves and also help dem develop a unique dream?

Why do our lovely ladies reason dis way? How come more ladies in d developed world seem to hav more specific and unique dreams dan our naija ladies? Why is getting married such a big dream to our naija ladies?

I wd really appreciate some answers...no offense ladiescheesy
...see yor head like Somali made touchligt......so u hav a dream but then,in yor picture profile, u wear sunshade at night?...abi?....bro,u don't like women then marry a man...(no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Are So Annoying And Misbehaving, Pls Help!! by MrCork: 10:09am On Sep 15, 2014
V0lv0: angry angry oh Ghana why cry cry
....u like Ghana people? angry
Romance › Re: Check Out The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by MrCork: 7:35am On Sep 15, 2014
Samiceman: ;DLol. Its been a while since I last saw a thread like this. Is there any guy on Nairaland as handsome as I am?
. .brother, how r u. .i don't mean to sound rude but u look like those Nigerian guys who sell cattles (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: I Need Help ASAP by MrCork: 7:30am On Sep 15, 2014
hakeem4: There's this girl I've been dating for over 5 months .... During all my exams I'd look for time to chat with her becos she sed I don't give her enough attention ... Then early this month she told me that I should never talk to her that she's having exams then I felt bad .... So what can I do to her
. ...is she light skin? angry
Romance › Re: What Did You Really Miss About Your EX? by MrCork: 7:23am On Sep 15, 2014
...well, her punny was great but she was dark skin! angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Are So Annoying And Misbehaving, Pls Help!! by MrCork:
EroticAngelina: Hi, i want to use this opportunity to warn nairaland guys to stop disturbing me with emails!!! I jx registered, and lots of guys are sending me emails. D one dat made me loose my mind was wen i logged in, nd i saw dat abt 35guys sent me emails, i had to do sumtin to stp dis madness! It is making my mail box crowded wit useless mails, nd i hate letting my email get crowded! Its tooo much, and it gives me headache. I try to be nice nd answer 'em all, bt thrz jx too much a girl can take okay? embarassed pls stop sending too much mails. Am sure thr ar some gals who ar facing the same thing im complainin of. Ask bfor u send, nd if i say no. Pls dnt try to send! Iv tried to make u guys stop, bt it seems impossible, so i had no other choice but to post lt here as a topic. And pls does anyone knw hw to ban someone frm sending u prvt msgs or emails on nairaland? If u knw, pls share wit me. I rly need it to tame these nairaland guys angry Sorry if i sounded rude, but like i said, i had no choice. No insults pls. angry
....see yor triangle head like Ghana made fish tank....u came to loook for man..man chase u....and then u started complaining like market woman....r y light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by MrCork: 7:10am On Sep 15, 2014
mizcalvina: and who said am looking for a man? I have got a fiance so get that shitt..love my American boo foreverrrrrr
....jay z??.....but serrriously,y r chicks always tryn to impress me simply be cuz ama Londoner??....was the logic?
..first she live in nigeria...an then witin 5 munute, she now lives in America wita boyfriend . ...srrriously...black women....we giv up!
undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by MrCork: 10:35pm On Sep 14, 2014
mizcalvina: mtcheeeeeeeeeeew go and sleep jor..
^^^ no wonder she can't find man....attitude! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by MrCork: 4:15pm On Sep 14, 2014
mizcalvina: mtcheeeeeeeeeeew go and sleep jor..
..sweery u very locky ama lover not a fighter...so ma only advise for u is to please please please change color cuz that's wot all men want....light skin females! angry
Romance › Re: Dealing With Teenage Girls Can Be So Frustrating! by MrCork: 3:20pm On Sep 14, 2014
unyours: This is just my opinion and many guys have only a teenage will counter me on that! Dealing with teenage girls had always been a no-go-area for me. They just act too immature, over sensitive and inexperience. They are also too proud and pompous of themselves you don't even dare stop them on the way to ask for direction. Don't think about complimenting them for you just get a hiss or some other sort of arrogancy. Don't dare to correct them especially concerning their dressing cos it's just What You Seek Is What You Find(Wysiwyf - synonym for hot-dirty-slap). My friend once asked a teenage girl to adjust her dress to cover her expose panties na so the girl recharge 1500 for my guy face. Throughout that day na so my guy hold hand for face like person weh dey make call. I pity the guy... Teenage girls are really frustrating and difficult to deal with... Stay out of them and stay out of trouble. Well if you ain't intolerant like me, i wish you goodluck!

Unyours speaking for...
#teamMaturedAndGrownupBabes
...u this morogonik peter file...what the hell r u doin wit teenagers & why the hell u talkin to them? U criminal.

.....serrriously...u molesters should be jailed...u should be ashamed...f*** that s***
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies: When It Comes To A Mans Height, Pls How Tall Is Your Tall? by MrCork: 3:00pm On Sep 14, 2014
MrsBreezy: Hahaha I'm not from Ghana.

That's me in my profile lol
...that ain't u coz she dyamm fine...they don't hav females like that in that Nigeria and lookin at her face...she clearly a Londoner! angry
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Breaths So Deep When Standing Close To Me by MrCork: 2:56pm On Sep 14, 2014
datguru: I've met this girl for close to 4 months now and I've proposed to her and she said NO but she won't stop coming close, I proposed the second time, she still said NO but because I like her, I didn't take her NO serious and we are still getting along. But recently I observed that when ever she is standing close to me , her mood will change, she will be sounding so cool and breathing so deep and I don't know why undecided .

Do any one have an idea why the deep breath?
...hangon...is she light skin? angry
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Breaths So Deep When Standing Close To Me by MrCork: 2:54pm On Sep 14, 2014
datguru: I've met this girl for close to 4 months now and I've proposed to her and she said NO but she won't stop coming close, I proposed the second time, she still said NO but because I like her, I didn't take her NO serious and we are still getting along. But recently I observed that when ever she is standing close to me , her mood will change, she will be sounding so cool and breathing so deep and I don't know why undecided .

Do any one have an idea why the deep breath?
...google asthma!!
Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by MrCork: 2:51pm On Sep 14, 2014
mizcalvina: u re a fuvking Ñigerian too
..errm correction...swwery, my own Nigerian is different coz am from London.....u been to London?....clearly ansa is NO! undecided

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