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Romance › Re: Some Girls Really Have Guts by MrCork: 9:49pm On Sep 12, 2014
...true.....this dak skin females hav guts.....they think they can talk to people anyhow like market women

They talk bak and they never obey!
angry
Romance › Re: Our Biggest Concern Of 2014!! by MrCork(op): 9:45pm On Sep 12, 2014
Spicylate: to your face, BLACK IS DAMN BEAUTIFUL.
angry
Romance › Re: My Tenant Has Finish All The Varslean In My Shop. by MrCork: 8:15pm On Sep 12, 2014
BoiledCorn: I am young females of under 20 ,Everytime he come to shop, he always buy like 2 or 3 tins of vaslean angry angry I don't know what he use it for. One day I ask him what he use all my vaslean to do and he say I shoul bring 1 tin and follow him to his room angry but I become scare and say no.

Shoul I stop selling vaslin to him? Or shu I report to police? Am scare of him now. angry
...i don't mean to sound rude but is yor head ok? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by MrCork: 7:23pm On Sep 12, 2014
Anoneism: Mrcork, u re derailing this thread.
Op, u have to do something
..ok lets remain focus.....light skin females all the way! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by MrCork: 7:12pm On Sep 12, 2014
.....sweeery..hav u ever dated a guy who drives £23,000 Range rover sport, owns 4 properties in West London, lives in Peckam and Plays golf with that Nigerian Mikel Obi every Saturday at a Private Golf Course near Chelsea habour??....and may i also remind u that am richer than most of yor ugly lookin politians .....u no u want me so quit frontin!!! angry
Romance › Our Biggest Concern Of 2014!! by MrCork(op): 6:41pm On Sep 12, 2014
....Ladies....we are concerned...every guy wants to no how comes outter 10 million registered females on nairaland....ther is no single light skin female....we are angry,concerns & disappointmented.

.....please advice?
angry
Romance › Re: Trust Me, Every Girl Thinks She's Beautiful. by MrCork: 6:35pm On Sep 12, 2014
Coldfeet: No doubt at all.
...really?...then come bak and talk to me when u change color! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by MrCork: 6:26pm On Sep 12, 2014
Enahi: lol hey London Boy,this girl doesn't give a hoot about London. You all stink.
. ..hangon....so u want to compare me..a whole Londoner...to those yor boyfriends in Nigeria that smell like engine oil ..my advise....u berrra change yor color if u want ma undivided attesion or if u want me! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by MrCork: 4:45pm On Sep 12, 2014
Enahi: You are such a dickhead.
. ..sweery..when was the last time a Londoner ever talk to u.. .never. ..so u should be happy am talking to u...so please show respect! ...village gyal undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by MrCork: 4:06pm On Sep 12, 2014
immortalvoices: addictive obsession.... U ain't the creator bro
...^^^^this one clearly never dated light skin female in his life....they usually very defensive for no reason..what the hell as creator gots to doo wit light skin females?.... Goat!! embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by MrCork: 3:51pm On Sep 12, 2014
mstik: are you naturally stoopid or do you have to work at it? grin
wat does light skinned females have to do with this??
^^^thee u go....u see how they change the topic quickly when we talk about light skin females?...clearly she is dark skin.. they too aggressive! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by MrCork: 3:16pm On Sep 12, 2014
WisdomTank: As for me l like ladies who have both but in a situation where one of the two is absent I will rather prefer boobs to hips(AKA Barcelona or Bakassi).
. See yor face like hyena....bro its all about light skin females! ...pirrrriod! angry
Celebrities › Re: Statue Of Satan With Huge Erection Appears In Canada (photos) by MrCork: 3:14pm On Sep 12, 2014
. .at least my kondo is bigger. 17inches long! angry
Romance › Re: Am I The Most Handsome Dude On Nairaland? by MrCork: 2:52pm On Sep 12, 2014
...that boy liook like moskito....dont they sell food in Nigeria? (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Flavor And Anna Banner by MrCork: 2:46pm On Sep 12, 2014
pretydiva: Dey wil mk a biuriful couple...first 2 comment 4 d 2nd tym dis morning..indeed 2day is gonna b a grt day
^^^this one is clearly from the village.....cant she see that boy is albino?. angry
Romance › Re: GUYS ONLY!!! How Do You Maturely Wave A Woman Off by MrCork: 2:40pm On Sep 12, 2014
...no offense but what kinda question iz this?.....how do u wave at a woman? ...cling thing.......bro hav u tried usin yor nose"

. . am of to play golf. Laters!
angry
Romance › Re: Trust Me, Every Girl Thinks She's Beautiful. by MrCork: 2:21pm On Sep 12, 2014
chinazaekperem2: your I.Q cannot move a toy car, every girl don't reason like a twerp like you.
....which country did u say u from again?.. Ibo?. ..brother,am only tryn to help u...serrriously...ther is no way London immigration will ever allow u to enter our London wit a name like chinapagogo.

...bro u will be deported wit immediate efect (no offense)
angry
Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Beautiful Girl/lady Between>|rozzay| |farano| |marieolae|.[pics] by MrCork: 1:48pm On Sep 12, 2014
Leetunechi: grin grin

mrcock

i said beautiful not pretty cheesy


nd beside,i dont hype whit folks here..i'm a nigerian... I love em ebony undecided
. .bro i don't mean to sound rude but one look like boxer.. One look like ice cream seller and worse of all..one look Nigerian (no oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: Trust Me, Every Girl Thinks She's Beautiful. by MrCork: 1:42pm On Sep 12, 2014
chinazaekperem2: man, i know how to deal with paraplegic slugs like you.
....but seriously..how do y expect females to take u serrriously when u hav name like chinapogopogo?...clearly u don't hav a woman ..clearly u don't hav moiney..and clearly u never been to London...

...i rest ma case...laters!
undecided
Romance › Re: Trust Me, Every Girl Thinks She's Beautiful. by MrCork: 1:35pm On Sep 12, 2014
chinazaekperem2: you keep disgracing london with each comment you post, not every thread are meant to have much comments, some threads are created for you to take note of something. its better we don't have comments than having comments from lowlife uneducated londoners, don't you think so? grin
..chinapogopo ..bro..the only time i can continue wit this mifogolic thread is when u find sensible english name....or else we start callin u bingo.

....u hav 10 minute!
angry
Romance › Re: Trust Me, Every Girl Thinks She's Beautiful. by MrCork: 12:59pm On Sep 12, 2014
chinazaekperem2: I thought londoners had a very high intelligence quotient, what's up with yours. My post up there isn't really that complex and shouldn't be difficult for people to get the literal undecidedmeaning grin
..errm brother...am not gonno say yor thread is dry but may i remind u that yor thread as only 200 views and jus 3replys....and am the only one respondin....u still don't get the message?....r u Nigerian? undecided
Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Beautiful Girl/lady Between>|rozzay| |farano| |marieolae|.[pics] by MrCork: 12:51pm On Sep 12, 2014
Leetunechi: This thread was created for fun sake only.no pun intended
undecided undecidedg


leggo!!

shine ur eyes befor dropin comments.. Insults here....expt u
wanna get BANNED!!
And dnt forget to click the button wink wink



give it up for














ROZZAY embarassed embarassed
...brother...i don't mean to sound rude & am not sure if u one of those nigeria boys who wear sun shade at night...but do u realiaze they r dak skin? ....u call this people pretty?...am jus askin? undecided
Romance › Re: Trust Me, Every Girl Thinks She's Beautiful. by MrCork: 12:43pm On Sep 12, 2014
chinazaekperem2: Are you a londoner? wow!!! you sound more like someone from sudan who lacks a proper education in cultural/ethnic diversity grin
...so every gyal un yor village is beautiful....including those sellin yam..abi?... Bro..u people mus really hav taste! (no offense) embarassed
Romance › Re: Trust Me, Every Girl Thinks She's Beautiful. by MrCork: 12:40pm On Sep 12, 2014
Coldfeet: You dey mind am? Let him tell us if mrcork is the name his parents gave himangry
^^^ see this one...r u even light skin? undecided
Romance › Re: Trust Me, Every Girl Thinks She's Beautiful. by MrCork: 12:15pm On Sep 12, 2014
chinazaekperem2: lol, I'm igbo bro and that's an igbo name.
..ok..so they don't hav nice English names like Cindy,dingo,telvin,bingo or lucky in ibo country? ..abi?...bro how do u expect white people or we londoners to relate to u? (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Trust Me, Every Girl Thinks She's Beautiful. by MrCork: 12:02pm On Sep 12, 2014
chinazaekperem2: i have took my time to go through some comments from our girls on nairaland, coupled with viewing their pictures and sometimes their pictures don't really reflect what they think about themselves or comment about themselve. i have met lots of girls who won't be appealing to any correct guy (except for bed warming) but still they make statements like "am beautiful and i know it". Don't know if am the only one that have noticed that a girl finds it difficult to believe she's ugly.
...bro...i don't mean to sound rude but don't they sell nice English name in that Nigeria?...what the heck is Chinanapogopo?....serriuisly! angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 11:52am On Sep 12, 2014
..ok...i don't mean to sound rude but to be honest...dark skin guys always looook like arm robber ..(no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Top 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Date A Lightskined Girl[pics] by MrCork: 11:17am On Sep 12, 2014
Leetunechi: No insalt tongue tongue


1. STRETCHMARK

liteskin girls tends to av lot of stretchmark..nd dem dey show wellashocked .check dia bööby and yansh armpit well..omo na dia be dia dwellin zone.. Nor be say black gehs nor get oh but lite skin girls na huge turnoff for we guys undecided

2. flat chest

u tink say na lie??..check all dis fair girls wey dey ur area wella.u go notice say dem nor get bOöby.even if dem get at all..e go belike onions grin lipsrsealed .chek ur nollywood sistas..u go no wot am talkin bout

3.they are not curvicious

have u seen d likes of toolz nd omosexyhuhhuh?.just to name a few..liteskin girls are not curviscious!!!. Dia ukwu look like fry pan angry angry

4.they uses pancake alot

YES!
Dey depend on pancake jst to keep dia skin alive.face go yellow wel wel..oda part go dey brown.. It is not good huhhuh

5.they are ugly

lastly..dey ug lee.i say dem wor wor angry .na jst dey fairness dey help dem.as dem dey advance na so dem dey ugly dey go..wrinkle wrinkle go full dia body.u neva hear pesi say.

Dat geh ug lee oh ..she get luck say she fair..u neva hear am huh

I dey vex angry

i rest my case


#teamblackisbeautiful# smiley smiley

undecided undecided
...OP...see yor head like g@y baby elephaant....who hav u the order city to compare dark skin females to everybody's beautiful light skin females?...r u from Gana?. angry
Romance › Re: what Do U Think About Women Who Wear Noisy Shoes?..high Heels? by MrCork(op): 10:53am On Sep 12, 2014
...ooooo loooord hav meeeercy.. ...NIKKKKY MINAJ!! tongue
Romance › Re: Does A Woman Deserves To Be Hit Back If She Hits U? by MrCork: 10:41am On Sep 12, 2014
hidenconyo: What u think? I think if a b*tch is gonna
act like a man then yea... angry
. ..bro,if i slap your sistersface coz she is dark skin...wud u be upset"..and why? smiley
Romance › Re: What Is Going On? by MrCork: 10:36am On Sep 12, 2014
Beniye: I'm extremely dark in complexion.
Why do you ask?
..sweery.u dark skin?...how loong u been dark skin? angry
Romance › Re: What Is Going On? by MrCork: 9:24am On Sep 12, 2014
Beniye: A guy who said he loves me started sexting sms, but now he no longer sext. He has turned it into texting. What is going on?




And the truth be told I like him too. We are in the same level in uni.



Comment pls.
..r u light skin? angry

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