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2nkechi: ok so dis is my story. have dated "guy A" for 7 years, we have being through a lot,( lost me virginity to him) . but the truth of the matter is, i dont tink am gonna get married to him. at the same i cant let him go. but, my parents are not in support of my relationship with him cos we are not from the same tribe. weird right? And have dated "guy B" for a year. but i luv him, not as much as i luv guy A. Guy B is from the same tribe as me but i luv guy A so much dat i dont know how to let him go. pls i need advice, not criticism. thanks

mizcalvina: u looking for fame by all means damn it!

MrsBreezy: This is soooo unfair. Why amnt I tall

rattlesnake: Follow this process...WARNING DONT SKIP ANY STEP


Girl is 16 years....leave her
17 years leave her
18 years leave her
19 years leave her
20....22 years leave her
23 years...toast her....she will say NO
OK...
24 years leave her
25 years leave her
26 years...flash her...she will say " you don't even call me again"
27 years leave her
28 years...she will flash u once
29 years she will flash u three times
30 years....she will start calling u....don't pick
31 years call her ONCE she will pick...then greet her
32 years call her and say "baby will u....." She will say " marry me ?"
....GBAM

Very very easy....*thumbs up*

freshness2020: ♈όϋ can direct that question to the gods! I don't mean to be disrespectful sir!

freshness2020: first of ǻƪƪ , what was the caption of the pix..
When I looked closely, I saw a reflection of a driver's car steering from her shades !

Unibenstudent: u r the only man that bears name cork and u r a disgrace to all people who would ever bear the name cork

Unibenstudent: why would someones parent name their child cork,I think that there must be seroiuos spiritual crises in ur family

Eniqurl: Why do they nid tu send Pm na If u wahn tlk tu ani one of dm den Pm dm first, so simple.

Unibenstudent: ur father was a gay ,maybe that's why u gay too

Unibenstudent: I have noticed that nairaland girls maybe self absorbed or lesbos,because I have noticed that I hardly see any girl sending pm, I think we need to consort the gods here

Heebucun: I geuss dats a rhetorical question

Heebucun: Its a get together post!!!

We dem girls vs dem guyz
#here is a chance for you to ask the question any question that has been bothering u about d opposite sex and an opposite sex must give
you an answer or else dey will loose a point.



#Signed

#TeamGirls vs team Guyz
#rules and regulation apply

Mzmira: Have yu eva wondered who mr wright may be probably that annoying guy who does nothing but derails other people threads .have you ever really wondered?

marieolae: lol yes I have a colour television in my house!

chimerase2: dude dnt be offended u re dry ok
I personally and oda ibo tribes dnt joke with the name

marieolae: hello.

iHustle: I can now confirm that you are a BIG FOOL. Do I have to go to London to know that you are suffering from inferiority complex? And for your information, I spent more than a year in the UK, proudly using my native name (I have not a single foreign name) and I didn't enjoy less rights/priviledges than those who have foreign names.

ERCROSS: Broz u're mistaken..
Just because u came hia to look for punny doesn't mean every other member came for the same purpose as urs...
Btw... what is d meaning of "PUNNY"...

ERCROSS: Mrcork...
If there is one thing u r very good at doing, den it is derailing threads..
Is dat d only talent u have

iHustle: You are really suffering colo mentality. I weep for you. Tell me how many English people bear Tayo, Chukwuma or Ejiro? Or how many English people even know the meaning of their name?

Arsenalholic: Hey green-skinned co.ck STFU already. This your montonous trash you keep spewing is so annoying.

If you hate dark-skinned ladies that much, why do you come to a forum that is the pride of black Africa? Don't you know forums where the white-skinned ladies reign supreme? Go there and meet 'em joor.

ERCROSS: [b][/b]Before u start feeling inferior about yourself, u may like to consider these post. If u think you must open a thread for nairalanders to tell u if u are beautiful/handsome or not, this message might be for u.

Ever wondered why The most beautiful chick in your street may end up in the arms of someone who isnt too handsome as you or why that hot handsome guy in your hood may end up chasing after that lady who isnt as beautiful as you are. The facy is that beauty does not ensure if you will have the best partner for yourself, so beauty is noy everything.

Consider the popular saying that "Everything Na packaging". Thats just it, being beautiful depends on how u package urself, how ypu present yourself, how good you can make yourself look..if u are to borthered that U weren't created as beautiful / handsome as your friend, maybe a little packaging of yourself may add more to that which God has endowed you with.


And i dont know if u've heard about this saying too "Owo ni fine boy/gurl" .. it is a yoruba saying that means money makes u beautiful, thats jst it. What you shld worry about is how to get this money, not your look, with money u can bed agbani darego herself, u can make ramsey noah/john dumelo ur guy with money.

Bottom line is u guys shld Stop feeling inferior about yourselves, Everybody is beautiful/handsome in his/her own way, believe me , when the time comes, you will have little or no time to bother about Your looks.

And you guys should stop creating threads about being the most beautiful gurl / handsome dude on nairaland, no one is a citadel of an all-round beauty. No one has it all.

ignis: Funny thread....
Guys are just jobless.