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Romance › Re: What Is So Special About Them Ladies??? by MrCork: 9:18am On Sep 12, 2014
Olusanya333: I hate to say this,but its a neccesity i ask.
. ..sharon....see yor head like katapot...r u g@y? (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: How Can I Convince Her That I Love Her? by MrCork: 9:09am On Sep 12, 2014
BedLam: I no mention bus na. How many days does it take to "fall" in love?
...the number one rule is that u fall in love within 3 weeek only if she dark skin.....for light skin females...u fall only after 5 month! angry
Romance › Re: How Can I Convince Her That I Love Her? by MrCork: 8:01am On Sep 12, 2014
BedLam: I met this girl about 2 weeks ago, we talked and exchanged contacts and we started getting involved. She is friendly, cool and the greenlights are there but she said I should "CONVINCE HER" that I love her. Meanwhile, she has been all over me that you would think she is my girlfriend already, I do call as "normal" and we chat too, we've gone out once and I treated her close to perfection.

Please how do I convince her of my love or prove to her that I love her? huh I'm not really the patient type, I haven't chased a girl beyond 3 weeks before.
...betty...see yor head like Ghana made portmanto....so ..u fall in love in 2week juss be cuz babe sat next to u on a bus??..abi?

...bro..no offense but don't u hav skool home wok?
angry
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is More Beautiful & Talented?? Tiwa Savage Or Seyi Shay! by MrCork: 7:39am On Sep 12, 2014
..dont u people hav light skin women in that Nigeria?....coz every man want light skin female... Pirrrriod!! angry
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is More Beautiful & Talented?? Tiwa Savage Or Seyi Shay! by MrCork: 7:37am On Sep 12, 2014
..tinwa & siyi?...but serrrioily...wha the heck is wrong wit u people in that Nigeria?...those two mofo ain't even light skin....

...serrrriously, i giv up! ( no offense)
angry
Romance › Re: Who Do U Think Is The Most Beautiful Gurl On N/L by MrCork: 10:24pm On Sep 09, 2014
Jaycool18: for me its mindependent smiley
....see yor head like Ghana made engine oil....do u realiaze she iz dark skin?? (No ooofesese) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Rude??? by MrCork: 3:11pm On Sep 09, 2014
Alleluia: thirsty niggas everywhere. angry
...sweery did they call u b!tch be cuz u wear brasullian wig or be cuz u always refuse to giv out yor number....or jus be cuz u talk bak too much?....which lucky guy call u a b!tch? cheesy
Romance › Re: I Have A Huge Crush On Andyblaze And Boiledcorn by MrCork: 1:38pm On Sep 09, 2014
Alleluia: Dunno who to choose embarassed
^^^ side effect of desperation & no taste!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Rude??? by MrCork: 12:44pm On Sep 09, 2014
Alleluia: They refer to any girl as biatch.

No respect hun! angry
...sweery ...did anyone on nairaland call u a b!tch? wink
Celebrities › Re: Miley Cyrus Parties Topless by MrCork: 11:56am On Sep 09, 2014
.....kaiii..see booobsi....dyammm, we lov white women!! cheesy
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 12:21am On Sep 09, 2014
DVMtuppence: guy, m not fighting with u coz of girls on NL,have your way that's even if you can!!!
...bruv..Again I apologies for sayin u ugly like witch doctor .....anyways, we take it u hav never dated a light skin female in yor life....is that correct? undecided
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op):
vivalableue: MrCork ...yes we see you have a preference for light skinned sadchicks. But, if a woman loves who she is, then leave her be. Especially since she's proud of who she is. And FYI I'm perfectly in the middle... In the summer I'm darker and white I'm light, but I love the darker any day of the day.

So, please take my response from a member of #teamdarkskin
angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 11:09pm On Sep 08, 2014
MrsBreezy: Yeah don't worry
....please stop using other people picture in yor profile jus to impress me.....anyways,tell the real owner of the picture that she looks like ma future wife!; wink
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 11:05pm On Sep 08, 2014
DVMtuppence: nigga,u looking 4 attention? sorry, u've made a mistake
did u say u are talking to a Chickhuh
you can ask breezy bout me
m off dis thread,see u later in life
...hangon..u want me to ask MrsBreezy if u really look like witch doctor?....dont u hav mirror?...wud i lie to u? ....bro jus backof from ma woman!! angry
Romance › Re: Edited by MrCork: 10:29pm On Sep 08, 2014
Leetunechi: She is currently base in the u.s

well..i think she's hot smiley smiley

huh undecided
...bro hangon...she is dark skin....she look like hipopopopotamos...she wear Brazilian wig....and then u say she hot?...bro, no offense but did some body steal yor glasses?..she ain't even light skin angry
Romance › Re: Why Some Ladies Smell So Bad by MrCork: 10:16pm On Sep 08, 2014
Atmmachine: No disrespect to them ladies.
I have met alot of them who are so beautiful but their underground smells like rotten fish.


The bad smell is caused by unclean pussy & dirty armpits.
They have an open wound in-between their legs that bleeds for 4 days in every month yet they wouldn't take good care of it.
#Buy a douche-bag.. I will advice them ladies to douche their pussy twice a day or after sex so as to remove bacteria & sperms.

Some use only paper tissues to wipe their big backyard after going to the toilet ( pooing ).. Please, Wash with water also to freshen up.



For we guys, i know where we care less to clean but i will address that in my next topic.

#PEACE.
....see yor head like panasonick tv remote control...so ladies now smell simply be cuz they ignore u...abi?...goat!! (noo offense) lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 10:10pm On Sep 08, 2014
MrsBreezy: Lol that is me on my picture.

Haha I am darkskinned.
...anyways,plus can u change yor color to yellow? ..u hav 2 week!! angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 10:05pm On Sep 08, 2014
DVMtuppence: if u don't believe her then keep off
..errm brother..i don't mean to sound rude on yor picture profile but u lookalike witch doctor on hunger strike..

..anyways,do u mind talkin to me like next month or something coz am kinda busy....cant u see am talkin to a chick?
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Guys, How Do You View A Guy Who Cries. by MrCork: 8:37pm On Sep 08, 2014
...any man who cry is g@y....pirrrriod!! angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 8:19pm On Sep 08, 2014
MrsBreezy: Oh Yah... definitely.

You live in London and u know all about 419. Obviously.

No I'm Malaysian.
..sweery...an a lover not a fighter & an not goin to embarrass u coz yor clearly doin it fir love....u lied u wher light sskin & then u thief some body picture jus to impress me.

...anyways its not too late...al we ask is for u to change color coz u if u really want me..u wud!
wink
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 5:51pm On Sep 08, 2014
MrsBreezy: Yupp #TeamDarkSkin smiley
....really?....so y the hell r u using someone else picture on yor picture profile simply be cuz u want to impress me coz am from London...wots wrong with this 419 girls?..

. ..sweery r u Nigerian? (no offense)
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Guys, How Do You View A Guy Who Cries. by MrCork: 5:40pm On Sep 08, 2014
humnsikan: I'm a very emotional person, but I find it very difficult to express it, especially when I'm among ladies. For instance, at the climax of some very emotional movies, people cry; but I don't do so, especially in the presence of my sisters. I could still recall an occasion that something happened, and I was spontaneously moved to tears before everyone. After that incidence, I was so, so ashamed. Now, let's forget about that "there's no shame in crying" thing. Ladies, guys, how do you view a guy who cries? Ladies, would you love spending you entire life with such a guy? Pls, "no forming"; be very honest in your response.
...ok...bro..so u r emotionall? R u g@y? (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 5:37pm On Sep 08, 2014
MrsBreezy: Well I can see myself too. I'm not lightskinned.
..huh??.....sweery...r u sayin u r dark skin? angry
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 5:30pm On Sep 08, 2014
MrsBreezy: Well I can see myself too. I'm not lightskinned.
....well,as far as my researchers r concerns, look like coco butter and that's good enough .....PASS MARK!! wink
Romance › Re: ladies, Please Advice by MrCork(op): 5:25pm On Sep 08, 2014
MrsBreezy: I'm not lightskinned.
. ...o yesss u r. ..thats how i like my lovely's to look like. ...coco butter! wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Help Me Thank God..i Was Attack Last Nite By Two Unknown Monsters [pic] by MrCork: 5:22pm On Sep 08, 2014
marieolae: wonders shall never end
..mariya mariya..u remind me of my bed time story ...lyrics!! smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Help Me Thank God..i Was Attack Last Nite By Two Unknown Monsters [pic] by MrCork:
marieolae: wonders shall never end
...ok..wot has wonder gots to do with this thread?....this chick needs a husband..urgent! embarassed
Jokes Etc › Re: Help Me Thank God..i Was Attack Last Nite By Two Unknown Monsters [pic] by MrCork: 4:43pm On Sep 08, 2014
experimentist: picture or you r lying! cry
. U want me to send u a picture of London? ..serroisly?.. Bro u will be very surprised..we hav working traffic lights,cycle lane,parks,swimming pull,beaches,ice cream shops,nice cars,half cast females and light skin women.

...it would be too much for u..true story!
angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Help Me Thank God..i Was Attack Last Nite By Two Unknown Monsters [pic] by MrCork: 4:38pm On Sep 08, 2014
experimentist: yes. But nigerian time
..bruv,am from London pekam....Nigerian time is not relevant...worldwide (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Is Sex Really The Relationship? By FUNMI AKINGBADE by MrCork: 3:59pm On Sep 08, 2014
bamoza: People who think enough to know that a relationship is important in their life and off course are matured!!! grin undecided
...brother. . Real men..real gangstas .. .macho men loook for punnny.....only g@y people look for relationship! (true story) angry
Romance › Re: I Caught My Landlord Sniffing At My Panties. by MrCork: 3:16pm On Sep 08, 2014
temigracie: ..Londoner...shey na this type of engrish unna dey speak for that village??...lwkmd
angry
Romance › Re: Is Sex Really The Relationship? By FUNMI AKINGBADE by MrCork: 2:47pm On Sep 08, 2014
bamoza: People who think enough to know that a relationship is important in their life and off course are matured!!! grin undecided
...brother...every man is looking for punnny.....purriod ...since when did anyone ever look for relationship? ...even women don't want relationship! angry

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