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[quote author=*Kails*]we know.[/quote]...which no. ![]() |
...but serrriously..hav u people down ther in nugeria ever seen or eaton this kinda snack b4.. and please dont try to impress me coz ama londoner...juss be honest ![]() |
Popowaa: Lmao.london Burger u are not in anyway sexy....sweery if u see me on person..u would wanna hav my baby...truss me am sexxxy! ![]() |
...but why is underage marraige legal in Nigeria??...65 years old man marryin 7 years old?..we juss dont gerrrit! ![]() |
..Ok guys i know u never ever heard or seen Apple Pie before but this is wot it looks like.....the babe eats this and she is yours!! (Swaaga Move) ![]()
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[quote author=Omo_Alata]is that how you spell it in your village? yes i have, but i don't like to eat out[/quote]..u fine? ![]() |
[quote author=Omo_Alata]what is sweery? lol[/quote]...are u from the village??...Sweeery means Sweet hat..have u ever been to resturant? ![]() |
[quote author=Omo_Alata]I blame you cos you should have told her before she entered your kitchen[/quote]..I agree... sweery do u people hav Micro wave there in Nigeria?..do they no it? ![]() |
MR Cork <<<<<< best known example! ![]() |
[quote author=Omo_Alata]Mr Cork, I will love to meet the lady who did you wrong, it has turned you into a bitter man and it is not healthy for your psychic[/quote]...are u referin to the first EVER Nigerian girl i dated who spoilt my Microwave?...she said she thought it waz a fridge! ![]() |
Hardy dude: what's so special about London...well, we (Londoners) dont hav mossskito bites on our face..you people do...anyways bak to the serrrrious topic. .Apple pie snack is recommended for a first date! ![]() |
[quote author=Ammanda ]I've been to America, I don't like london[/quote] . ..london is 10 times berra than america! |
Booty butt chic: London so borrinng ![]() |
...will u people stop actin like nigerians an try to be civiliced 4 once?...y the cussin?...is it my fault u never seen,tasted ,eatin apple pie or even been to london b4? ... we gov up! ![]() |
[quote author=Ammanda ]Bad market for u if you don't sell fufu Dat's what we eat here[/quote]..i take it u never been to London! ![]() |
..ok..I wil do u people in Nigeria a favour and Open a Apple pie resturant in Nigeria: LAgos & Abuja...Hopefully, u people down ther will move up to our London Standard so when we come over for holiday..we can relate! ![]() |
Golden Lady:...sweery u sound like a wifey material and i bet u from London & I bet u r light skin & i bey u loook like Beyansi ![]() |
..serrrious;y..but who cares about Mindy? ![]() |
Adamskuty: babe...bro i suspect u hav yellow fever since yor eyes are yellow...u berrra back off from my woman..u Ghana boy!! ![]() |
ayobase: Who be this?..Bro..thanks for the romantick speeech ![]() |
Segeggs: @Mr cork....bro ..are u one of those Holiday people from Nigeria? ![]() |
[quote author=*Kails*]we know.[/quote]..U guys heard of Apple Pie in Nugeria? ![]() |
...APPLE PIE!!!! ...ok...U people eat fufu there in Nigeria but juss imagine Fufu with sliced apple, cheery, cream soda & lemon cookey..Yea. ..Its the idea snack for a first date ...U guys can google & see the picture. U buy this for any babe & uyor gettin a kis..truss me!!.. London UK Swaaga advise!! ![]() |
..juss finished eatin Apple Pie...Not sure if u guys in Nigeria ever heard of it but its Simila to wot u people call Fufu...Only difference is that it has apple & cheery in it!..LONDON!! ![]() |
..i just heard one 5 years old boy juss got married in Lagos...what the hell is goin on in that planet? ![]() |
REALITY101: Did I just ask that question lol.. Of course I know he's full of ish btw he can't nyash a real chick.. He's favorit is Asian male and female mannequin...u edddiot..I haev Nyahshed more chcks that u will ever dream of in Nairaland..that includes Sandboy himsef ![]() |
Sanboy25:...why are u cheatin on me with that ELton John lookalike?...u tink its funny? ![]() |
Sanboy25: Of course it is not! It's Mr Cork we're talking about, he's talking bullsh*t all the time...sweeery did u juss call me a gay? ![]() |
Sanboy25: Hum... you're in the USA ?...corrrection..he lives in San-fransisco...GAY Capital of the USA..(google it, its true)..even the Governor of San=fransisco, Ted Bahergi has a byfriend! |
..OP...Quit wastin yor time...Mynd44 (Mindy) is Gay & ppraud!! ![]() |
..but Ladies, I woud never cheat on u coz am a gentleman....we treat women like Queens here in Peckham...truss me! ![]() |
REALITY101: It's simple... Because he is a fa g...you certified crackhead...do u realiaze I already nyansh the babe when we met in london??...U can never EVER get a girl like her coz she not on yor level...My advise..stick with yor cuban she.males ![]() |
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