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Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 4:18pm On Aug 02, 2013
..ok what pic do u want?
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 4:16pm On Aug 02, 2013
Booty butt chic: show us a pishure let's c wat u got..its not by mouth :8
...picture of my wealth?...can u handle it? undecided
Romance › Re: In-love With A Yoruba Beauty Queen "Awesome" by MrCork: 1:32am On Aug 02, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Ill sit my fat ass on your skinny gf and squish her. angry
...ermm sweeery..why dont u kindly sit yor fat botttom on me instead....ama humanitarian guy..i swaaar!tongue
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 12:44am On Aug 02, 2013
Booty butt chic: aint impressin no broke ass niqqa dude :p
...hangon?..do you realize I earn £90,000 Per annum?...u think I juss loook goood for notin? undecided
Romance › Re: In-love With A Yoruba Beauty Queen "Awesome" by MrCork: 12:39am On Aug 02, 2013
..walks in....sees dry thread...makes U turn!! angry
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 9:56pm On Aug 01, 2013
Booty butt chic: u berra live dat riverine area u are in d north,,,and stop givin ur self lamba...I wonda aw u do get netwrk gan cheesy cheesy cheesy
...sweeery if u tryin to impreesss me that u been to Peckam...forggerrit...it aint gonna work!! angry
Health › Re: Mosquitoes Find Some People More Delicious Than Others by MrCork: 2:39pm On Aug 01, 2013
...how do u people expect we Londoners to come to Nugeria when u people hav mossskito flyin up & down? angry
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 8:14pm On Jul 31, 2013
...the whole idea of this thread is to help u people secure a babe...I had Honey crunch cornflakes 4 breakfast although u guys would normaly prefa yam for breakfast...My advise...eat light food! wink
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 8:11pm On Jul 31, 2013
...hav u guys ever herd of Jacket Potato?...its wot we normaly coook to maintain the 6pack & women love it....its not a leather jacket though undecided

Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 7:26am On Jul 31, 2013
Booty butt chic: London so borrinng angry
...we hav McDonalds in London...You hav Beer Parlour ther in Nugeria...& u sayin London is Borrring??...I GIV UP...AM GOIN TO BED!! undecided undecided
Romance › Re: See As Dis Dog Spoil My Runs by MrCork: 12:53am On Jul 31, 2013
fubbyy: 2days back was a good friday,so she didn't go to work, this hard to get hot chick finally came to visit me, the stup!d local dog in my compound didn't let her in, I tried everything I could but she was so scared, I went to the extent of dragging the dog to the next compound but didn't succeed because of her aggressiveness and mistakenly the dog's chain cut

And I had already mount camera wey go video me and this chick, I even bought new condoms,this mumu dog come spoil my show and the landlord have the mouth to halla me for a dog's useless local chain wey no even reach #200

This is the second time this mumu dog is chasing away my guest, I dey vex here because na the blue film wey me and dis chick 4 act I suppose dey watch now

I fit kill dis dog o, make una hold me o
...I swaaaar that dog loook like Bingo! undecided
Romance › Re: Tired!!! by MrCork: 12:19am On Jul 31, 2013
prettyjo: dat moment when you get so oo tired of breaking people's heart and want someone to break your own too
...so u tired coz no one toasted u...u been to LOndon? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Like Sex by MrCork: 12:16am On Jul 31, 2013
..Ok i confesss...i hate sexx!! angry
Politics › Re: Sambo: Nigerians Will Soon Produce An Aircraft by MrCork: 11:50pm On Jul 30, 2013
..aircraft or Kites? undecided
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 11:49pm On Jul 30, 2013
REALITY101: Do you ever get tired of bn stuupid? No offense undecided
...ok..thank u Linda! embarassed
Family › Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by MrCork: 11:45pm On Jul 30, 2013
...big deal...whats wrong with men wearin high heels? NEXT!! undecided
Romance › Re: For Married Couples -7 Reasons You Should Be Having More S*X!!! by MrCork: 11:44pm On Jul 30, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]NoteD![/quote]..dammm..sweery Nadia..pls can i mate wit u? wink
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 11:39pm On Jul 30, 2013
..guys...please be advise that U DO NOT EAT APPLE Pie WITH GARI....NO. NO .NO!!!!..dont even think about it....u only eat it with Custard and thats the only way u can get a female to ressspect yor swaaaga....We do this in London!! smiley

Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 11:21pm On Jul 30, 2013
Yield: LOLzz



I love apple pie. I want to try making it sometime. The store-bought ones usually have too much sugar in them.
...sweeery the next time u put up that Somali Rap Music on my thread..i will get u arrrested for harrrasment! angry
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 9:47pm On Jul 30, 2013
...i cant understand why u guys would rather use it to make SaLad though..it loooks nice lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 9:42pm On Jul 30, 2013
....u giv this to any babe....TRUSS ME...you are guranteed at least 3 rounds!! smiley
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 9:40pm On Jul 30, 2013
......ok..althugh u people normaly cook flowers...which is kindaok...but hear in London, this is what we giv females ona first date..... we call it:.. 12 Roses! wink

Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 5:00pm On Jul 30, 2013
Monicasque: Poster you keep refering to us as '' you people'' and you keep dissing us and our home. What are you trying to prove, achieve or do? Someone who does like you is someone who is seeing something for the first time. You making so much noise. Its just like if someone is really rich they will not keep making noise about it and dissing others. I think you are very immature with these your comments. So what is wrong with the way we do our things? does it mean that you are better than the rest just because you stay in london? you sound like the kind of a guy who would lie just to score brownie points with his girlfriend's dad
....….sweeery… are you tellin me drinkin Palm wine wit yor babe is berrra than drinkin Pina Colada with yor babe?.. ..sweeery u need to STOP actin like a Nigerian and grow up!..(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: How To Chase Him Away by MrCork: 12:49pm On Jul 30, 2013
angry
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Love Guys With Sense Of Humour by MrCork: 12:33pm On Jul 30, 2013
...…Corrrecktion…Nigerian girls DON’T love humans….they love moiney! angry
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 12:10pm On Jul 30, 2013
...….ok I no u down ther in Nigerian drink only Tap water but in London, we drink chlorine free Evian Water or Scottish Highland water made from London Thames Water & Women love this.. Drink this after eatin Apple pie & truss me..The babe will ask for yor hand in marriage. wink
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 10:42pm On Jul 29, 2013
...and juss in case u people arewonbering what that it...it is made from coconut & Spanish wine!
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 10:40pm On Jul 29, 2013
..ok I no you guys never heard seen this but in London, we call romantic drink: Pina Colada.. Am drinkin it right now...I no u guys normaly buy beer or palm wine for yor babes ther in Nigeria but my suggestion for u is to change yor swaaga & flow with Pina Colada...get her one & SHe will NEVER leave u..truss me! wink

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