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Booty butt chic: show us a pishure let's c wat u got..its not by mouth :8...picture of my wealth?...can u handle it? ![]() |
SniperInADiaper: Ill sit my fat ass on your skinny gf and squish her....ermm sweeery..why dont u kindly sit yor fat botttom on me instead....ama humanitarian guy..i swaaar! ![]() |
Booty butt chic: aint impressin no broke ass niqqa dude :p...hangon?..do you realize I earn £90,000 Per annum?...u think I juss loook goood for notin? ![]() |
..walks in....sees dry thread...makes U turn!! ![]() |
Booty butt chic: u berra live dat riverine area u are in d north,,,and stop givin ur self lamba...I wonda aw u do get netwrk gan...sweeery if u tryin to impreesss me that u been to Peckam...forggerrit...it aint gonna work!! ![]() |
...how do u people expect we Londoners to come to Nugeria when u people hav mossskito flyin up & down? ![]() |
...the whole idea of this thread is to help u people secure a babe...I had Honey crunch cornflakes 4 breakfast although u guys would normaly prefa yam for breakfast...My advise...eat light food! ![]() |
...hav u guys ever herd of Jacket Potato?...its wot we normaly coook to maintain the 6pack & women love it....its not a leather jacket though ![]()
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Booty butt chic: London so borrinng...we hav McDonalds in London...You hav Beer Parlour ther in Nugeria...& u sayin London is Borrring??...I GIV UP...AM GOIN TO BED!! ![]() |
fubbyy: 2days back was a good friday,so she didn't go to work, this hard to get hot chick finally came to visit me, the stup!d local dog in my compound didn't let her in, I tried everything I could but she was so scared, I went to the extent of dragging the dog to the next compound but didn't succeed because of her aggressiveness and mistakenly the dog's chain cut...I swaaaar that dog loook like Bingo! ![]() |
prettyjo: dat moment when you get so oo tired of breaking people's heart and want someone to break your own too...so u tired coz no one toasted u...u been to LOndon? ![]() |
..Ok i confesss...i hate sexx!! ![]() |
..aircraft or Kites? ![]() |
REALITY101: Do you ever get tired of bn stuupid? No offense...ok..thank u Linda! ![]() |
...big deal...whats wrong with men wearin high heels? NEXT!! ![]() |
[quote author=nadia_SA]NoteD![/quote]..dammm..sweery Nadia..pls can i mate wit u? ![]() |
..guys...please be advise that U DO NOT EAT APPLE Pie WITH GARI....NO. NO .NO!!!!..dont even think about it....u only eat it with Custard and thats the only way u can get a female to ressspect yor swaaaga....We do this in London!! ![]()
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Yield: LOLzz...sweeery the next time u put up that Somali Rap Music on my thread..i will get u arrrested for harrrasment! ![]() |
...i cant understand why u guys would rather use it to make SaLad though..it loooks nice ![]() |
....u giv this to any babe....TRUSS ME...you are guranteed at least 3 rounds!! ![]() |
......ok..althugh u people normaly cook flowers...which is kindaok...but hear in London, this is what we giv females ona first date..... we call it:.. 12 Roses! ![]()
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Monicasque: Poster you keep refering to us as '' you people'' and you keep dissing us and our home. What are you trying to prove, achieve or do? Someone who does like you is someone who is seeing something for the first time. You making so much noise. Its just like if someone is really rich they will not keep making noise about it and dissing others. I think you are very immature with these your comments. So what is wrong with the way we do our things? does it mean that you are better than the rest just because you stay in london? you sound like the kind of a guy who would lie just to score brownie points with his girlfriend's dad....….sweeery… are you tellin me drinkin Palm wine wit yor babe is berrra than drinkin Pina Colada with yor babe?.. ..sweeery u need to STOP actin like a Nigerian and grow up!..(no oofeinse) ![]() |
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...…Corrrecktion…Nigerian girls DON’T love humans….they love moiney! ![]() |
...….ok I no u down ther in Nigerian drink only Tap water but in London, we drink chlorine free Evian Water or Scottish Highland water made from London Thames Water & Women love this.. Drink this after eatin Apple pie & truss me..The babe will ask for yor hand in marriage. ![]() |
...and juss in case u people arewonbering what that it...it is made from coconut & Spanish wine! |
..ok I no you guys never heard seen this but in London, we call romantic drink: Pina Colada.. Am drinkin it right now...I no u guys normaly buy beer or palm wine for yor babes ther in Nigeria but my suggestion for u is to change yor swaaga & flow with Pina Colada...get her one & SHe will NEVER leave u..truss me! ![]()
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