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Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:32pm On Jul 23, 2013
spongeback: Yes mr cork it does if you sell all your properties and convert the money to naira do you know how much it will be?
..i bought my 5th property just 4 months ago...thinkin...if I convert my total pound sterling to Naira..it will me a billionaire there in Nigeria..REAL TALK... would u marry me then?
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:22pm On Jul 23, 2013
Sanboy25: Really what do you have in this nice weather ? huh
I'm fine thanks. cheesy
....sweeery I juss broke my nail...Throw me a kiss?embarassed
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kate Middleton & Prince William's Son (Pictures) by MrCork: 9:59pm On Jul 23, 2013
...huh??...u people no of kate Middleton ther in Nigeria?...Nigeria has really advanc..4real!undecided
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 9:58pm On Jul 23, 2013
spongeback: But corky you are too rich to be giving this type of advice sad
...calm down sweet hat...juss becoz i own 5 properties in London & drives a 2010 Range Rover Spot will aloy wills does not mean am rich undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Congratulation!!! by MrCork(op): 9:55pm On Jul 23, 2013
...why did that MOD boy move my serrrrious thread from Romance to joke section?angry
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 3:23pm On Jul 23, 2013
Beync: U need help seriously
..^^another angry black woman...what is goin on? ...is it illegal for a partner to protect his woman??..i giv up! embarassed
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 3:00pm On Jul 23, 2013
...but how can they relate to the thread when they cant find man??...I jusss dont gerrrrit!!
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op):
AmBeautiful: Attention Seeker.... Nothing more!
**yawns**
^^^^sweeery, u will find a man someday..hopefully! undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 2:57pm On Jul 23, 2013
Teenzy: The OP needs serious help Asap
^^^^lonely female undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Congratulation!!! by MrCork(op): 10:23pm On Jul 22, 2013
..ermm did u people hear the news at tall? undecided
Romance › Re: Depressed: My Fiance Says Am Too 'slim' by MrCork: 10:22pm On Jul 22, 2013
...sweery serahsadeiyare..send me yor picture...let me inspect u? wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Congratulation!!! by MrCork(op): 10:20pm On Jul 22, 2013
[quote author=Nasty-clown]Princess of Peckham? huh tongue[/quote]...bro am not sure if u hav electricity but she gave birth to a boucing baby gorl...do u hav radio?
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys, have You Ever Recieved This Kinda Look From A Female? by MrCork(op):
ClassicLady: MUMU THREAD! angry
...who told u that u waz classsy?...bus conductors?. undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 10:15pm On Jul 22, 2013
...everymans fantasy is 3some & i had my forst expeirence last month..so ladies, when ever yor partner has 3 some wit other fwmales...he tryin to protect u coz he dont want u to gfet hurt..pLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND..he loves u! wink
Jokes Etc › Congratulation!!! by MrCork(op): 10:08pm On Jul 22, 2013
..GUYS& GYALS...JOIN ME IN CONGRATULATING OUR FUTURE QUEEEN: THE DUTCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE, KATE WINDSOR AND YORU FUTURE KING:PRINCE WILLIAMS..WELCOME THERE NEW BABY GIRL BORN TODAY AT 4 PM..HER NAM IS PRINCESS LUCY. PEOPLE SHOULD CELEBRATE!!...LONG LIVE OUR QUEEN & LONG LIVCE YOUR KING..PRINCE WILLIAM...HIP HIP HURRRRAY!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 10:00pm On Jul 22, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I would rather swim with the pirahnas.[/quote]....sweeery u no am goona ht hit that punnny so quit frontin...anyways ..i have a business meetin next Month in New York and I be stayin at Penn Hotel in Times Square..44nd floof....just 5 nights...will come by...say hello? wink
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 9:57pm On Jul 22, 2013
spongeback: Don't mind that gay he thinks its everyone on nairaland that finds him funny.
...sweeery 190 is a known crackhead....forggggerimm..anyways, u gots Nyansh?
Romance › Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 2:51pm On Jul 22, 2013
IZUKWU: Smh! A man can no longer slap / discipline his wife! What a world we live in these days.
....I dont gerrrrit...isnt Nyansh supposed to be for slapppin?undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 2:46pm On Jul 22, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Maybe they are jealous of your elaborate lifestyle dear lipsrsealed
...Sweeery am a Yupppy..do u no what Yupppy means? angry
Romance › Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 2:38pm On Jul 22, 2013
....yipppy...OFFICIAL & CONFiRMED!!..Ms Chima finaly promiced me punnny...we goin to Nyansh!!smiley
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 2:35pm On Jul 22, 2013
190: ^come kiss the darkest part of my a-r-s-e

idiot undecided
...you make eddddiots proud..very proud..thats the greatest gift about u!! embarassed
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 1:31am On Jul 22, 2013
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190: ^get outta here with ur ugly face angry
...problem wit u is yor out dated swaaaga...how can u tell a lady to Gerrrout? undecided
Romance › Re: Shymexx♥♥ by MrCork: 1:29am On Jul 22, 2013
...but serrriously..whats the story wit the Onila girl.. she fine? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 1:27am On Jul 22, 2013
SniperInADiaper:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1l5Zo_mymY

This girl is pretty. shocked
..YEA...she reminds me of my ex..Diandra wink
Nairaland General › Re: SHOCKING.....I Caught My Boyfriend Fucking My Brother. by MrCork: 1:24am On Jul 22, 2013
carzola: Pheeeeewww cleans sweat off my forehead.. There is no how u would see that topic and not want to read the story.. Well is me carzola nairalands drama KING... M.o.d abeg if una trash this topic dont ban me abeg.... Say no To Gay.. Lets come out and protest maybe jonathan go give us milions.. What do u think? join the fight againt gay log on to www.sayno2gaynigeria.com and sign up to be a member... Thank you i hope say i make sence..
..bro..so he slept wit yor boyfriend..whats the big deal?..I GIVE UP! undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:21am On Jul 22, 2013
Sanboy25: Really what do you have in this nice weather ? huh
I'm fine thanks. cheesy
...sweeery..someone juss mistakenly called u a lady..are u?undecided
Romance › Re: Cabanna by MrCork: 1:19am On Jul 22, 2013
Obinnau: I so so love this strategy. Coming from a lady though.
..u tnk Sound boy is a lady?..serrrriously?undecided
Romance › Re: True Definition Of Bastard by MrCork: 1:17am On Jul 22, 2013
MEGA4BILLION: If you were born less than 9months after your parent wedding ( traditional, court or church) you are a true definition of a bastard.
REALITY101 <<<< best known example! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 1:11am On Jul 22, 2013
scribble: Peckham is not a ghetto. Ajegunle is a ghetto. I hear okokomaiko is a ghetto. Peckham is better likened unto a hell than a ghetto.

Let us all pray for Mr. Cork. That he may yet find deliverance. 1500 quid a week habit whilst languishing in a bottomless pit. Surely someone is playing Ludo with his destiny.

Kush is okay
..bro , what in the name of Mr Cork r u talkin about?..r u askin for moiney? undecided
Romance › Re: Help Please !!! by MrCork: 8:35pm On Jul 21, 2013
[quote author=Real_Hot_Girl]helo,im new hair mi man wan 2 live mi beecos i cant plise him in the bed he had promiss mi marry-age he alrady met my famili an wi had all agri on di mater bot 2day afta chuch he told mi dat he dont wan 2 animor plise help mi i don no wat 2 do !!! plise plise cry i cant stop cryin sory 4 mis-steak wit ingrish plise help mi[/quote]..are u dark skin? angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys, have You Ever Recieved This Kinda Look From A Female? by MrCork(op): 8:31pm On Jul 21, 2013
suogal: What look?i see no pic or any look at all
...u dont have electricity??..cant u see the picture of the face symbol at the beginnin of the thread?undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 5:32pm On Jul 21, 2013
baba dey: You're seriously obsessed wif Nigerian babes grin
..Nigerian women drink Beer too much! angry

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