₦airaland Forum

Sanboy25:

..sweery wher is my gadeeem kiss?

Yield: Mr Cork, it's Malian music . Toumani Diabate's an excellent Kora Player from Mali.


P.S: I'm glad your swaaga steps have been inspiring so many men.

..sweeery are u from Mali?

Yield: Lwkmd

....sweeet hat...why are u putttin Somali song on my swaaaga thread?

...no body knows them here in UK and we dont rate them..truss me..there swaaga looklike mechanic eatin bread and sugarcane!...THEY SHULD QUIT SINGiN!

sally Binta: English aint our language Mr its just borrowed so swity I tink u shud be gettin a life n stop hating....give dis men some credit its NT like u have anytin 2 offer ursef....or better still manage ur fan ,rope n chair cos am so proud of Dem

...P squuuur is a Publick this grase to Africa and a National this grace to Nigeria...Insted of investing there life saavings on English grammmmar..they r dancing like Michael jacksin...how can anybody understand ther grammmaer??...even white peple cant hear there grammmar (no oofeince)

...ASK FOR APOLOGY?? ....OP muss be gay...Real PLAyA,s DO NOT ask for apology!!! (no oofeinse)

...YOU LOOOK AT MY GIRL'S NYANSH....I SLAP YOR FACE.......PIRRRRIOD!!

..hmmm..i suspect those 3 nairaland females have hunch back:.. Ms Chima, REALITY101 & Onlila...ther is sumtin fishy about them!!

....Another Touching tank u letter ...Vry emotional!s!!!

..Dear Brother. You are my hero, I swaaar. I toasted a light skin female for the first time in my life & she said she will call me next month..Brother, Thanks to yur Swaaaga step advice, we love u..Please do us a favour here in Nigeria & write a Book coz we nid swaaag help..we wiil buy it.

Yours Truly.
Bros Kurondo

...blushin!!

..hw can u people be praud of P squuuar when they cant even spek english?...Nigeria produces one star every 20 years..is this a achivemnent? ...i people are so bak ward.. I GIVE UP!!

...p squuurw are a illerate that cant sell record...pirrriod!!

....kaiiii...seee PANT!!! ...more pictures please!!

...wheres the virgin?

[quote author=oche_ejemb]The awkward moment when this illiterate talks about grammar, not on your life with that spelling mate. They sell out shows in London, dumbass.[/quote]...which London?... P.Sqqquure impress u peoople in Nigeria with breakdance in 2013 AN u tink they are Michael Jacksin??...brother,u peple are bakward..truly and truly.. i can help them improve ther swaaaga coz ama Londoner..we look down om people like them coz they usualy work in barber shop(no oofeinse)

..Nigeria is still backward and it will take u about 20 years to catch up...we dont act like that hear in London (no oofeinse)

Apawa: A friend of mine who is 5.7ft dark n beautiful, i always envy her to see that at her age n birth she looks 25 had been divorce for two years wit four children. A brillant n hardworking lady.she usualy complain to me if any man would want her. Athough few come and make passes but she feels insecure to enter a relationship well my dear nairalanders pls advice

..is that friend of yours likely to be you?

...looook at this 2 skinny ugly MTV MIchael Jacksin wanna-be who cant sing?..they need to quit music & look for berrra englsh teacher to help there english graaaamar....we dont even rate them hear in London (no oofense))

Shankboye: Which one be home base guys again? Sunday mba dey here?

...bro ama Londoner....am refering to you guys ther based in Nigeria....U tooo aggresive towards females and u need swaaag counselling (how to talk like gentlemen)

onila: u r so arrogant

but I still Mr COrk!!

^^^^^ You berrrra!!

REALITY101: Jealous? Yeah?

Well you're delaying to do me. I'm not even sure if you're fine smh

...bro...serrriously... u need to make up yor mind if yor gay or not....today u want him..tommmorow, u want her!

REALITY101: Not yet.. I think she's a lesbian

...I suspect its becoz yor gay...she probably wants a real man like me

Kirinwa: Am very depressed right now and suicidal.Please I need u guys to brighten my mood.Thanks..

..HANG ON!!!... SO U ARE A MALE....SERRRRIOUS LOOOONG HISSSS!!!

REALITY101: Eww hell no. Get him Feur du Male by Jean Paul Gaultier or at least old spice. Damn so your boyfriend actually stinks? Lmao

...disboy...bro..waz the deal wit u and that Onila girl...hav u nyansh her or u juss friends?

Ladies...you need to start suspecting yor man if he dosent cheat on u...serrriously..its a bad sign!

....one Nigerian girl just gave me dirty loook for no reason..... wher is the unity?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Why are you complaining Corky? You can stop begging me for punny since you can marry babies.[/quote]..SHARRRRAP!!!...I get up to 20 punnny a day!!

..NIGERIA..LION OF AFRICA?...serrriously?....damm i love Peckham!

Check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQJ8Rbgiox4

190: im here to take my woman spongeback

....bro..you the 2nd ugliest person on Nairaland....how do u expect to succeed? (no oofeinse)

190:

...WILL U GERRRROUT FROM THIS THREAD??....ARE U A FEMALE??

mantop7: Experienced women/ladies in the house pls wat does it mean for one's wife to start wearing bids around her waste again after she decided to stop using it many years ago before she got married?

...dont truss those Ngerian women..the bead will make u disappear!