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The rock5555: While i was in sec. School (ss3) to be pricise, i dated a girl in my class and when we graduated, we lost contact...errrm brother, is that u in the picture wherin Bow tie?... maybe she likes yor Bow tie ![]() |
[quote author=SniperInADiaper]Short girls are fat too [/quote...correction..short females have bigger nyansh!! ![]() |
..short females are much sweeeter to nyansh actually..they dont giv u back pain when u lift them ![]() |
...I wonder what Nairaland females are sayin about mine! ![]() |
REALITY101: You fuccking son of a b1tch...did u juss say that in yor feminine voice? ![]() |
caribchic: No I live in Trinidad, its blazing hot right now too...ermm Sweeery Carib.., please be careful & dont move too close..U r preeetier than Sandboy & she dont like Competition...she will scrach yor face ![]() |
Candyness: Romeo & Juliet...u applying for best man? ![]() |
Sanboy25: I created this topic because of you......and she finnaly got her man...*You love me*...now,Say it like you mean it!! ![]() |
Sanboy25: No it's OK, he has calmed down, thanks....HALT THER..U THIS BOY!! ..WHY U SPREADIN RUMOURS AND WHEN DID I EVER HARASSS U?? ![]() |
..STORY"...self service is the best cure..pirrriod ![]() |
HURUCHI: you are bad..Brother, I no REALITY10 more than anyone on Nairaland..2 years..truss me..He removed his first picture profile simply becoz he kissed his buddy on the lips & Nairalanders reacted strangely..TRUE STORY...Nothin wromng with being Gaay & we hav nothin against Gaay people..why wud I lie? ![]() |
..I remembered follwing my aunt to ther local market over ther in Lagos Victoria Island for the first time in my life, I saw a 4 yearold butcher...This boy was selling us Goat meat, COw leg & Shaki...I waz shocked!! ![]() |
..bro, u normaly take pictures upside down?...anyways, Nice thread though. People there in Nigeria normally keep housemaids from 3yrs old and above anyways. SAD! ![]() |
..Ladies...QUIT wasting yor time ..4real...REALITY101 is 1000% Gaay & Proud!! ![]() |
ogugua88: Cork, you're very funny lol. Thanks Sweery MOD Ogugua. ..Bro..ighoosagie...., didnt I juss tell u that MOD Ogugua is waz the sweetest & the nicest wifey material on Nairaland??..prooofs my point!! ![]() |
REALITY101: I am virgin. I have been keeping myself for my future wife but I can't take it no more. Any advice?...bro..Melvin wil be honnored 2 disvirgin u..he juss bak from Prison & wud treat u like a queen ![]() |
...99.8% of males in Nigeria smoke grass & weed ..majority of them hav dark burnt lower lips but for some reason, Nigerian females like them ![]() |
[quote author=caribchic]And i bet ur wrong [/quote ] ...sweeeery..they not as preeety as that in nigeria..so u must be from London..am always right...truss me! ![]() |
caribchic: Lol..i saw that...ok u got me...U loook like a Wifey material & i bet u from London!!! ![]() |
...QUESTION!!..why is it that guys who cheat on their partners last longer with them??...TRUE..any realationship that last more than 3 month..trus me he cheati & he loves you. ![]() |
Sanboy25: Hum ok but how may I help you solve your problem ?..solved what??..sweery do u realize u owe me 2 weeek punnny?...we need to discuss..serrriously! ![]() |
..juss recieved a tank u text message...**Your Swaaga steps helped me.I finally got that babe and thanks to u, I bought my first perfume & she loves it. ..awwww..this is emotional & i feel like cryin.. Blushin! ![]() |
caribchic: Ur logic leaves a lot to be desired lol...amusing tho....hmmm ![]() |
Truckpusher: When last did you take your med, Mr cork?...IS IT ILLEGAL FOR HOMEBASED NIGERIANS BE NICE? ![]() |
..ladies simply need to understand that Cheatin is healthy for a relationship...BUT ..only the man must cheat..4real. BIGGEST HERO & BIGGEST EXAMPLE...tiger woood..he cheated coz he loved his wfe..but guess wot?..he gave her $500 million dollars...THAT IS A PURE ENDLESS LOVE!! ![]() |
caribchic: Lol omg..in which other dimension does this make sense?...sweeery it takes time.... when u over 18years old..u will understand! ![]() |
Desric: I didn't know there are a lot of women like this on Nairaland. Just look at the way they are rushing this topic.^^^THIS IS MY HERO...THIS IS MY CHAMPION..THIS IS MY MAN..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...THANK U SIR...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT.DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENTDESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT ![]() |
..also..ladies do u realiaze when anothr female walks up to u while u wit yor partner..and he pretends he nevr seen her...again, he tryin to protect u!! And lastly...why do u think marryed men always give there girlfriend fake name/number or a standby phone number....becoz they love u...SERRRIOUSLY..U SHULD BE GRATEFUL! ![]() |
..ladies..do u realiaze that when a guy hides his other phone from u..he still tryin to protect u..this is becoz he dosent want u to see things that will hurt u....he dosent want to hurt u..WHAT ELSE DO U PEOPLE WANT?? |
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