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Romance › Re: Am In A Serious Palaver!!! Former Girlfriend Wont Leave Me Alone!!! by MrCork: 10:02pm On Jul 20, 2013
The rock5555: While i was in sec. School (ss3) to be pricise, i dated a girl in my class and when we graduated, we lost contact.
We met after 3years in a mutual friend's house and she wanted both of us to kickstart our relationship where we left, but the problem is that i have a girlfreind presently but she dont care, she just want us to continue.
When i told her i have a girlfriend, she laughed and told me that even if i marry she would never leave, pls i dont know what to do about her because if my girlfreind finds out its another problem, i need advise quickly....
..errrm brother, is that u in the picture wherin Bow tie?... maybe she likes yor Bow tie embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Do Short Girls Demand Tall Guys? by MrCork: 10:00pm On Jul 20, 2013
[quote author=SniperInADiaper]Short girls are fat too tongue[/quote


...correction..short females have bigger nyansh!!angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Short Girls Demand Tall Guys? by MrCork: 8:34pm On Jul 20, 2013
..short females are much sweeeter to nyansh actually..they dont giv u back pain when u lift them wink
Romance › Re: See What Nigerian Women Haveto Say About Manhood Size by MrCork: 8:04pm On Jul 20, 2013
...I wonder what Nairaland females are sayin about mine!wink
Romance › Re: Help Please by MrCork: 8:02pm On Jul 20, 2013
REALITY101: You fuccking son of a b1tch
...did u juss say that in yor feminine voice?undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 6:27pm On Jul 20, 2013
caribchic: No I live in Trinidad, its blazing hot right now too
...ermm Sweeery Carib.., please be careful & dont move too close..U r preeetier than Sandboy & she dont like Competition...she will scrach yor face embarassed
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 6:10pm On Jul 20, 2013
Candyness: Romeo & Juliet grin grin grin grin grin grin
...u applying for best man?embarassed
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 6:07pm On Jul 20, 2013
Sanboy25: I created this topic because of you.... undecided
..and she finnaly got her man...*You love me*...now,Say it like you mean it!! wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 5:47pm On Jul 20, 2013
Sanboy25: No it's OK, he has calmed down, thanks cheesy
....HALT THER..U THIS BOY!! ..WHY U SPREADIN RUMOURS AND WHEN DID I EVER HARASSS U?? angry
Romance › Re: Overcoming Loneliness by MrCork: 5:37pm On Jul 20, 2013
..STORY"...self service is the best cure..pirrriod angry
Romance › Re: Help Please by MrCork: 5:33pm On Jul 20, 2013
HURUCHI: you are bad
..Brother, I no REALITY10 more than anyone on Nairaland..2 years..truss me..He removed his first picture profile simply becoz he kissed his buddy on the lips & Nairalanders reacted strangely..TRUE STORY...Nothin wromng with being Gaay & we hav nothin against Gaay people..why wud I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: Give D Gurl Child A Pen Not A Penis by MrCork: 5:22pm On Jul 20, 2013
..I remembered follwing my aunt to ther local market over ther in Lagos Victoria Island for the first time in my life, I saw a 4 yearold butcher...This boy was selling us Goat meat, COw leg & Shaki...I waz shocked!! embarassed
Romance › Re: Give D Gurl Child A Pen Not A Penis by MrCork: 5:19pm On Jul 20, 2013
..bro, u normaly take pictures upside down?...anyways, Nice thread though. People there in Nigeria normally keep housemaids from 3yrs old and above anyways. SAD! undecided
Romance › Re: Help Please by MrCork: 5:14pm On Jul 20, 2013
..Ladies...QUIT wasting yor time ..4real...REALITY101 is 1000% Gaay & Proud!! angry
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 5:11pm On Jul 20, 2013
ogugua88: Cork, you're very funny lol.

You were not banned by Sexkillz. You were banned by the antispambot, just as your profile said. It was a mistake. We're sorry. The sitewide ban has already expired. I just lifted the ban from the Romance Section, so you are free to post again. smiley

Thanks Sweery MOD Ogugua.

..Bro..ighoosagie...., didnt I juss tell u that MOD Ogugua is waz the sweetest & the nicest wifey material on Nairaland??..prooofs my point!!
wink
Romance › Re: Help Please by MrCork:
REALITY101: I am virgin. I have been keeping myself for my future wife but I can't take it no more. Any advice?

Maybe I should just put it up for sell on eBay for that Lucy highest "female" bidder just $12.99cents.
...bro..Melvin wil be honnored 2 disvirgin u..he juss bak from Prison & wud treat u like a queen angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 1:33am On Jul 20, 2013
...99.8% of males in Nigeria smoke grass & weed ..majority of them hav dark burnt lower lips but for some reason, Nigerian females like them undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 9:47pm On Jul 19, 2013
[quote author=caribchic]And i bet ur wrong tongue[/quote ]

...sweeeery..they not as preeety as that in nigeria..so u must be from London..am always right...truss me! wink
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 8:53pm On Jul 19, 2013
caribchic: Lol..i saw that grin
...ok u got me...U loook like a Wifey material & i bet u from London!!! angry
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 8:46pm On Jul 19, 2013
...QUESTION!!..why is it that guys who cheat on their partners last longer with them??...TRUE..any realationship that last more than 3 month..trus me he cheati & he loves you. wink
Romance › Re: A Beautiful Dream... by MrCork: 8:43pm On Jul 19, 2013
Sanboy25: Hum ok but how may I help you solve your problem ? smiley
..solved what??..sweery do u realize u owe me 2 weeek punnny?...we need to discuss..serrriously! angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:41pm On Jul 19, 2013
..juss recieved a tank u text message...**Your Swaaga steps helped me.I finally got that babe and thanks to u, I bought my first perfume & she loves it.

..awwww..this is emotional & i feel like cryin.. Blushin!
wink
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 8:36pm On Jul 19, 2013
caribchic: Ur logic leaves a lot to be desired lol...amusing tho.
...hmmm angry
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 8:34pm On Jul 19, 2013
Truckpusher: When last did you take your med, Mr cork? undecided
...IS IT ILLEGAL FOR HOMEBASED NIGERIANS BE NICE?undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 8:28pm On Jul 19, 2013
..ladies simply need to understand that Cheatin is healthy for a relationship...BUT ..only the man must cheat..4real. BIGGEST HERO & BIGGEST EXAMPLE...tiger woood..he cheated coz he loved his wfe..but guess wot?..he gave her $500 million dollars...THAT IS A PURE ENDLESS LOVE!! wink
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 8:26pm On Jul 19, 2013
caribchic: Lol omg..in which other dimension does this make sense? undecided
...sweeery it takes time.... when u over 18years old..u will understand! undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 8:22pm On Jul 19, 2013
Desric: I didn't know there are a lot of women like this on Nairaland. Just look at the way they are rushing this topic.
For me, if I was a woman, I think I'd ve loved my husband to have us like two or three, we ll be sharing same bed most times and having fun with our man, sometimes I fantasize about it. This one man one woman thing is too boring. My thought o, I didn't say people should start doing it o, before women will devour me alive. I LOVE WOMEN A LOT THOUGH, una too mush*
^^^THIS IS MY HERO...THIS IS MY CHAMPION..THIS IS MY MAN..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...THANK U SIR...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT.DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENTDESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT..DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT...DESRIC FOR PRISIDENT cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 8:18pm On Jul 19, 2013
..also..ladies do u realiaze when anothr female walks up to u while u wit yor partner..and he pretends he nevr seen her...again, he tryin to protect u!!

And lastly...why do u think marryed men always give there girlfriend fake name/number or a standby phone number....becoz they love u...SERRRIOUSLY..U SHULD BE GRATEFUL!
angry
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 8:15pm On Jul 19, 2013
..ladies..do u realiaze that when a guy hides his other phone from u..he still tryin to protect u..this is becoz he dosent want u to see things that will hurt u....he dosent want to hurt u..WHAT ELSE DO U PEOPLE WANT??

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