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Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 8:07pm On Jul 19, 2013
Princess zoe: Oh God! This is madness and the height of it.
....do taxi drivers call u Princesss?? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 8:04pm On Jul 19, 2013
Godson201333: Hmm you can ask me that one more time! the last time i came to London,was just passing by Peckham..dammit thats place is a fuuucking Ghettoo..what are you doing there??
...the last time u passed thru peckham or the last time dey deported u from Peckham??...edddiot boy!!undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 3:31pm On Jul 19, 2013
..its 2013 and ladies need to quit complaining..serrriously!..we are doin it for true love! wink
Romance › Guys Who Cheat Love Their Partners More…...evidence!!! by MrCork(op): 3:25pm On Jul 19, 2013
...Ladies, you shuld be happy & grateful whenever your man cheats on u..its a true sign of love…truss me. The reason why we/they cheat is becoz they want to protect u..we/they want to do things they cannot do to u becoz u a wifey material & being classified as a wifey material is a previledge..truss me

..so u should be grateful & quit moaning..serriously. Bill Clinton did wot he did coz he loved Hilary..So ladies, be happy when yor man cheats coz it’s a sign of true love..pirrriod!...By the way, it is not ladylike to cheat coz real women MUST never cheat...its not the same.
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 2:58pm On Jul 19, 2013
Godson201333: Do you smoke weed?POthuh
..I smoke Cuban Cigars: £500 a box...the ladies love it..so did u get to Germany by Ship?
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 2:22pm On Jul 19, 2013
Godson201333: LOL Anyone you call am moreover its DEUTSCHLAND grin cheesy I know that ya just seeking attention!!
..huh?..seeekin for attension tryin to impress a u?.. a male??..Brother, i mean this in the nicest way: u need your head re-examined by a lokal witch doctor ....anyways, bak to the thread: Smoking! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: What's On Your Mind? by MrCork: 1:10pm On Jul 19, 2013
TheMaverick: Bored out of your mind?....Just share whatever it is that's on your mind...a song, lover, hood et.c............P.S: DON'T BE A PARTY-POOPER!
*puts on Boxin Gloves* angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 1:01pm On Jul 19, 2013
Godson201333: Yea but based in Germani,why u asking?
...Gemani or *GERMANY*??...Bro maybe u should just communicate with me in Piegion language (no oofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: Top Ten Reasons Black Women Are The Enemy by MrCork: 12:50pm On Jul 19, 2013
Onlytru: 1) Average black woman prefers the bad boy types who are on their way to prison, which encourages more black men to act that way. i.e Rappers wannabe, 419, drug barren etc.
2) Average black woman will cuss like a sailor and does not have a feminine voice tone, which encourages some black men to date outside their race.
3) Average single black woman ignores half the male population by requiring her potential man to be at least 6 feet tall, which has nothing to do with being a good man or potential husband.
4) Average black woman is ass obese as a greedy beast.
5) Average black woman acts like she is a “good catch” even while carrying the baggage of some bad dude’s kids.
6) Average successful black hypocrite says she does not need a man to take care of her but requires a black man to pay when on dates.
7) Average black welfare mama says she can be poor by herself and deprives her kids of their father.
cool Tyler Perry is more likely to wear a dress than the average black woman.
9) Average black woman is like dating a dude with a weave on
10) Average black woman complains that the white media does not report missing black babies like they do missing white babies, but she still spends thousand of $$$ every year to wear fake blonde or red hair to look like the oppressors of her black boys.


Disclaimer: I did not write the article, I came across it online and I decided to share it with folks on the forum. Please share your thoughts on the issue
....AT LAST..MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER...NICE ONE OP!!!cheesy
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 12:48pm On Jul 19, 2013
MR MICKMEN: its corks like you that are beheading soldiers in the uk(that is if u have entered an airplane b4)slowpoke
...brother..no oo oofence but am not sure if u hav eaten for 2 days...serrruiously..Aint the thread supose to be about how to treat women nicely?... are u ok? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 12:36pm On Jul 19, 2013
Godson201333: And thats a TYPO error ... Mr Cork wake up!!!
..you been to London?undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 11:44am On Jul 19, 2013
Godson201333: Bro thats *WAlE*,...American-Nigerian Rapper...Are you from underworld?
..grammmaer..do u mean: Wale? undecided
Romance › Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make When Going After Very Pretty Girls by MrCork: 11:18am On Jul 19, 2013
..Mr Cork <<<<<<Official Bad boy..nyanshed over 672 babes! wink
Romance › Re: Message To All Men:please Beware by MrCork: 10:36am On Jul 19, 2013
Temi 23: There are some ladies in this world now that you don't need to be their friend. Please if you want to start friendship thing with them is better for you to define it because a lot of church or mosque preaching has changed their mentality in relationship things. "Saying as far as you are a friend with any man you are already courting or in relationship with them". kindly be alert and don't hope or promise them anything that you cannot do. A word is enough for the wise
,..thank u tanmi..are u lightskin?angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:07am On Jul 19, 2013
...jusss heard a Nigerian guy yelling on the phone askin a lady to return the high heel shoes he bought for her...He loook like one of those Holiday makers..i give up!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 10:01am On Jul 19, 2013
...anyways bak to the serrriios threads..Ladies, I smoke £500 box of Cuban Cigars...at least 3 boxes a week! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 9:59am On Jul 19, 2013
sanniemoe: $500 a box is cheap. Thought U was gonna type 2000bucks.. Look,if u like smoke wetting expensive pass Cuban, Naija chics are not that cheap. There are a whole lot of average Nigerians out there who would buy 10boxes a day for the fun
...Brother..u sound like one of those Nigerian guys who worship people or run after any nice car that drives past..throwin them praises.. so how would u behave when u come to London?..I GIVE UP AGAIN!! embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op):
sanniemoe: So na Peckham u dey stay wey u dey rubbish Naija like this.. Mtschew.. Thot u resided in Beverly Hills or some expensive island.. I know some chics here in Naija would buy the whole of Peckham
...ermm correction....bro..may i remind u that the last time i came to Nigeria & went to visit one of my hommmys workin on the 17th floor..i had to use staircase to 10th flooor and then climb ladder to the 17th flooor..actually, i had to pay to climb the ladder..serrrrilusly!..& then u wanna compare yor place to Peckam??...I GIVE UP!!! angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 8:27pm On Jul 18, 2013
spongeback: No mr cork on the cover of vogue. Please tell that 190 dude I don't like him.
..190?? ..cant stand that boy..they banned him 210 times on nairaland but the next time they ban him, i will mak sure they lift the ban when he start growin white hair..hatethat boy..anyways why are homebased guys so swaaaganika? angry
Romance › Re: Why Has She Been So Quiet? by MrCork: 8:12pm On Jul 18, 2013
[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]I just wanted to find out why a friend hasn't called me since January 2 of this year, she last called me on January when she called to complain to me about an event that occurred whereby a lady she was kind enough to help offended her by not informing her that she was getting married but instead got the news from the lady's father.

Before then she called three months prior, one morning and started a conversation and after few minutes of discussing, I told her I was going to work and I would her anytime I'm not busy, she said okay but I didn't call her. But she called me early in January but I missed her call and returned her call later whereby she began telling me the story about the married lady. Since then she hasn't called me and I haven't called her back...She's been telling me two years ago that I have stopped calling her nevertheless she's been calling me since then but hasn't called me since January..We're not close friends but we are good friends...

For a while, she told those that know me that I'm her best friend and keeps asking them "How is my best friend doing?"

Do you think she has just given up and stopped calling or Is she waiting for me to call her?[/color][/quote]...think??..are u lightskin?angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 8:07pm On Jul 18, 2013
spongeback: Mr cork my picture is on my profile you can see for yourself angry
...on front cover of GQ? undecided
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 8:06pm On Jul 18, 2013
alutacontinua: Why do you two love each other so much?
eeehhhrrrmmm, 190, did you see the thread where bin gbagbo wants to cut off your thing? grin
...correction..that by & i are not on the same level!
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 8:04pm On Jul 18, 2013
190: well to be honest im very smooth with women way better than mr cork in the game

cork phuck off dont quote me ever

Fool angry
...brother... i dont mean to sound rude but u the 2nd ugliest person on Nairaland & i mean this in a nice way...anyways, bak to the serrrious topic....whey are homebased Nigerian so so agggresive? embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 8:00pm On Jul 18, 2013
...Juss walked pass a Nigerian lady smokin weeed! angry
Romance › Re: Romance by MrCork: 4:26pm On Jul 18, 2013
Nenyeluv: i broke up with him, but i still find it hard to let go
...sweeery....Forget what hurt you... but never forget what it taught you...MOVE ON!!wink
Romance › Feeling Guilty... Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 3:53pm On Jul 18, 2013
....if somebody's Kondo mistakenly stand up in church..is that a Sin? ..please advise. angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 11:59pm On Jul 17, 2013
..hmmm, i suspect that sweery Sponge babe has Tribal marks...she too agggresive! angry
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 11:56pm On Jul 17, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]That's more like it. . . [/color]
...*cough cough*...excuse me Sir..yea we no u hav MOD powers but can u handle competition? ...can u handle the heat?...if u muss no, I only ask coz i didnt see no ring on her fingers...u gonna ban me for askin? undecided
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 11:44pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: How am I sure you are handsomehuh
...not sure wher u been but who do u tink s the most handsome guy on nairaland?..serrrriously?..I waz a Model and modelled for top businesses in London includin Topshop, selfriedges, sapphires modelling agency and the biggest of all: BMA Models - one of the UK and Europe's top modeling agencies...truss me. I stopped coz of the Motorcycle accident...I waz very lucky with my injuries coz I work out...My muscles recovered quickly and safed me big time
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 11:37pm On Jul 17, 2013
..aiiight..i resspect that...dont worrry, I wunt give up....even if its 10000 years, i will wait!! wink
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 11:34pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: I love you mr cork lipsrsealed
...you berrra dont let sweery Sandboy catch u...she will whooop the Nigeria outter u...4real. She dosent take kind to babes tryin to get me..........HANG ON...HOW AM WE SURE U ARE FEMALE? angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 11:28pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: grin that one is between the Both of you I am zeporalily AKA spongeback.
,,sweeery...u see..that Sandboy babe lied to us and told us she look like beyansi twin sister..but the day i saw her picture, i almost choked on my fish and chips....infact, my food did not digest ontill after 5 days...why do women hav to lie? undecided

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