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Princess zoe: Oh God! This is madness and the height of it.....do taxi drivers call u Princesss?? ![]() |
Godson201333: Hmm you can ask me that one more time! the last time i came to London,was just passing by Peckham..dammit thats place is a fuuucking Ghettoo..what are you doing there??...the last time u passed thru peckham or the last time dey deported u from Peckham??...edddiot boy!! ![]() |
..its 2013 and ladies need to quit complaining..serrriously!..we are doin it for true love! ![]() |
...Ladies, you shuld be happy & grateful whenever your man cheats on u..its a true sign of love…truss me. The reason why we/they cheat is becoz they want to protect u..we/they want to do things they cannot do to u becoz u a wifey material & being classified as a wifey material is a previledge..truss me ..so u should be grateful & quit moaning..serriously. Bill Clinton did wot he did coz he loved Hilary..So ladies, be happy when yor man cheats coz it’s a sign of true love..pirrriod!...By the way, it is not ladylike to cheat coz real women MUST never cheat...its not the same. ![]() |
Godson201333: Do you smoke weed?POt..I smoke Cuban Cigars: £500 a box...the ladies love it..so did u get to Germany by Ship? |
Godson201333: LOL Anyone you call am moreover its DEUTSCHLAND..huh?..seeekin for attension tryin to impress a u?.. a male??..Brother, i mean this in the nicest way: u need your head re-examined by a lokal witch doctor ....anyways, bak to the thread: Smoking! ![]() |
TheMaverick: Bored out of your mind?....Just share whatever it is that's on your mind...a song, lover, hood et.c............P.S: DON'T BE A PARTY-POOPER!*puts on Boxin Gloves* ![]() |
Godson201333: Yea but based in Germani,why u asking?...Gemani or *GERMANY*??...Bro maybe u should just communicate with me in Piegion language (no oofeinse) ![]() |
Onlytru: 1) Average black woman prefers the bad boy types who are on their way to prison, which encourages more black men to act that way. i.e Rappers wannabe, 419, drug barren etc.....AT LAST..MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER...NICE ONE OP!!! ![]() |
MR MICKMEN: its corks like you that are beheading soldiers in the uk(that is if u have entered an airplane b4)slowpoke...brother..no oo oofence but am not sure if u hav eaten for 2 days...serrruiously..Aint the thread supose to be about how to treat women nicely?... are u ok? ![]() |
Godson201333: And thats a TYPO error ... Mr Cork wake up!!!..you been to London? ![]() |
Godson201333: Bro thats *WAlE*,...American-Nigerian Rapper...Are you from underworld?..grammmaer..do u mean: Wale? ![]() |
..Mr Cork <<<<<<Official Bad boy..nyanshed over 672 babes! ![]() |
Temi 23: There are some ladies in this world now that you don't need to be their friend. Please if you want to start friendship thing with them is better for you to define it because a lot of church or mosque preaching has changed their mentality in relationship things. "Saying as far as you are a friend with any man you are already courting or in relationship with them". kindly be alert and don't hope or promise them anything that you cannot do. A word is enough for the wise,..thank u tanmi..are u lightskin? ![]() |
...jusss heard a Nigerian guy yelling on the phone askin a lady to return the high heel shoes he bought for her...He loook like one of those Holiday makers..i give up!! ![]() |
...anyways bak to the serrriios threads..Ladies, I smoke £500 box of Cuban Cigars...at least 3 boxes a week! ![]() |
sanniemoe: $500 a box is cheap. Thought U was gonna type 2000bucks.. Look,if u like smoke wetting expensive pass Cuban, Naija chics are not that cheap. There are a whole lot of average Nigerians out there who would buy 10boxes a day for the fun...Brother..u sound like one of those Nigerian guys who worship people or run after any nice car that drives past..throwin them praises.. so how would u behave when u come to London?..I GIVE UP AGAIN!! ![]() |
sanniemoe: So na Peckham u dey stay wey u dey rubbish Naija like this.. Mtschew.. Thot u resided in Beverly Hills or some expensive island.. I know some chics here in Naija would buy the whole of Peckham...ermm correction....bro..may i remind u that the last time i came to Nigeria & went to visit one of my hommmys workin on the 17th floor..i had to use staircase to 10th flooor and then climb ladder to the 17th flooor..actually, i had to pay to climb the ladder..serrrrilusly!..& then u wanna compare yor place to Peckam??...I GIVE UP!!! ![]() |
spongeback: No mr cork on the cover of vogue. Please tell that 190 dude I don't like him...190?? ..cant stand that boy..they banned him 210 times on nairaland but the next time they ban him, i will mak sure they lift the ban when he start growin white hair..hatethat boy..anyways why are homebased guys so swaaaganika? ![]() |
[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]I just wanted to find out why a friend hasn't called me since January 2 of this year, she last called me on January when she called to complain to me about an event that occurred whereby a lady she was kind enough to help offended her by not informing her that she was getting married but instead got the news from the lady's father. Before then she called three months prior, one morning and started a conversation and after few minutes of discussing, I told her I was going to work and I would her anytime I'm not busy, she said okay but I didn't call her. But she called me early in January but I missed her call and returned her call later whereby she began telling me the story about the married lady. Since then she hasn't called me and I haven't called her back...She's been telling me two years ago that I have stopped calling her nevertheless she's been calling me since then but hasn't called me since January..We're not close friends but we are good friends... For a while, she told those that know me that I'm her best friend and keeps asking them "How is my best friend doing?" Do you think she has just given up and stopped calling or Is she waiting for me to call her?[/color][/quote]...think??..are u lightskin? ![]() |
spongeback: Mr cork my picture is on my profile you can see for yourself...on front cover of GQ? ![]() |
alutacontinua: Why do you two love each other so much?...correction..that by & i are not on the same level! |
190: well to be honest im very smooth with women way better than mr cork in the game...brother... i dont mean to sound rude but u the 2nd ugliest person on Nairaland & i mean this in a nice way...anyways, bak to the serrrious topic....whey are homebased Nigerian so so agggresive? ![]() |
...Juss walked pass a Nigerian lady smokin weeed! ![]() |
Nenyeluv: i broke up with him, but i still find it hard to let go...sweeery....Forget what hurt you... but never forget what it taught you...MOVE ON!! ![]() |
....if somebody's Kondo mistakenly stand up in church..is that a Sin? ..please advise. ![]() |
..hmmm, i suspect that sweery Sponge babe has Tribal marks...she too agggresive! ![]() |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]That's more like it. . . [/color]...*cough cough*...excuse me Sir..yea we no u hav MOD powers but can u handle competition? ...can u handle the heat?...if u muss no, I only ask coz i didnt see no ring on her fingers...u gonna ban me for askin? ![]() |
spongeback: How am I sure you are handsome...not sure wher u been but who do u tink s the most handsome guy on nairaland?..serrrriously?..I waz a Model and modelled for top businesses in London includin Topshop, selfriedges, sapphires modelling agency and the biggest of all: BMA Models - one of the UK and Europe's top modeling agencies...truss me. I stopped coz of the Motorcycle accident...I waz very lucky with my injuries coz I work out...My muscles recovered quickly and safed me big time |
..aiiight..i resspect that...dont worrry, I wunt give up....even if its 10000 years, i will wait!! ![]() |
spongeback: I love you mr cork...you berrra dont let sweery Sandboy catch u...she will whooop the Nigeria outter u...4real. She dosent take kind to babes tryin to get me..........HANG ON...HOW AM WE SURE U ARE FEMALE? ![]() |
spongeback:,,sweeery...u see..that Sandboy babe lied to us and told us she look like beyansi twin sister..but the day i saw her picture, i almost choked on my fish and chips....infact, my food did not digest ontill after 5 days...why do women hav to lie? ![]() |
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I know that ya just seeking attention!!
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