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PrettyCrystal:
A young man has put himself in the 'spotlight' after deciding to share photos of his meal after eating a plate of Eba, cat head and Okro soup. The guy who seemed excited and satisfied with the "sumptuous meal" - decided to post photos on social media to "show others what they are missing". See photos below;

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/young-man-shows-meal-downing-plate-eba-cat-head-photo.html

Ritual delicacy!

Obudupikin:
Take a trip to Obudu and let me serenade you.

I will welcome you with freshly tapped palm wine (tapped by me) with tasty bushmeat (trapped by me).

At night,we will sit at the foot of the hill under the moon light,and l shall tell you stories about my people,culture and traditions.

I will write you a poem about your caramel skin. Read it out to you on the bed.

Breakfast will be served by me even before you open your eyes in the morning.

During the day,we shall go sight seeing in the wild,and then go swimming in clean crystal-clear natural waters.

And when you go back to your root,you will
always long to return to Obudu.

l didn't know u can rap.Lol

Emezy:
Those guys u contested with no reach na. Op even u sef no reach.

They said "MACHO" not "BRICKLAYER"

Obudupikin:
2005 I was still in secondary school.
They no pour me oil o. Na so my body dey.

lf truly it is how ur body is,urgent attention is needed.No jokes!

Dudeweedlmao:
This guy was also considered a contestant.

lt was all for fun.
l guess u couldn't make it to NYSC Camp.

ConcNiggress56:
your WhatsApp number so I can contact you..

or here's mine
0810 635 2546.. name is dolapo Miriam..

God bless you.

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.You still know "God bless you" and you don't know my "God will provide all my needs according to His riches in glory by christ Jesus Philippians 4:19".

Losing your Virginity and "God bless you" are enemies.If your are real ,just have a rethink now.
If you lose your virginity to help your brother secure employment,what will you lose to get yours.

akelicious:
I hope they will pass message to Nigeria Government because the corruption is much.
source- www.Akelicious.com

Nollywood film production time and cooking of Noodles is almost d same time.
No wonder they insist that you grab your copy now.

Mouthgag:
Useless scammer

Make ahmadioha thunder fire u

Bastard

U can see that your end is near. And your frustration is follow come.

RikoduoSennin:
A man or woman exposes his or "business end" to the public on a regular basis and your response is " is it your own?". So sad!


There is a saying that, " you don't leave your dirty undies outside", that is what some abnormal humans are now doing. Women used to be proud that men has not seen the color of their undies, but that is not the case now.

24hours of a day times 7days of a week. Anyone who can't make time for important things, need to rethink how he or she spends time.

lf you know what will make your "undies dirty that you will not be proud of it outside",y not avoid it.

On d oda note,don't take my statement to heart.My submission was purely ironic.
Can you breathe fine now?

Nwaforchigozie:
What’s your view on this?


News via : https://diamondcelebrities.org/2017/07/11/why-would-any-adult-drop-off-their-undies-at-the-dry-cleaners-actress-kate-henshaw-asks-nigerians/

ls it your undies?

Dauda21:
Osinachi crooner, Humblesmith has spoken of his aspirations in a new interview with Broadway TV .According to him,he wants to break Micheal Jackson's record.He said

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I want to break Micheal Jackson's record. It sounds funny,i sounds crazy. It sounds as if this boy dey mad oh,he don dey craze. But it's all about belief you know. When I was young,watching Micheal Jackson back then,he was more like a god,people worship Micheal Jackson. I'm not saying that people should worship me oh. But you see that standard, that is what I ant to break. So my future is very bright,very huge.


More @>>>https://trendzbase..com/2017/07/i-want-to-break-michael-jacksons-record.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJiZadgCohI

Now i know you will do better in comedy.

HannahHitler:

Money still rules the world. so sweet boy, hustle hard. It's not puff puff somebody will eat till death.

Money fall on you.

l strongly believe you didn't read the post or you didn't understand it.

vicfuntop:
I was apologizing to whom ever might Misinterpret. I could have actually ignored it. I wasn't laughing at the child

Ok.Cleared!

ZenaSTORY:
A young new dad has taken to Facebook to share a photo of his newborn baby, but rather than the happy and grateful message new parents are known to share, Scottie Smith's announcement was filled with regret and hints at disgust.


Scottie even made inquiry about the possibility of abandoning the child with the Department of Children and Family Services. Sharing a photo of the baby, he wrote:


"So My Baby � Finally Here N This Wtf God Give Me Can U Put A New Born In DCFS?"


The insensitive post has gathered over 11K shares, 3.7K comments, and 2.7K reactions - most of them shocked. Comments on the post are of people calling him out for such an inappropriate comment.

A look at his timeline shows that he is still a young man who just had a child early.



http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/07/this-is-wtf-god-gave-me-new-dad-unhappy.html?m=1

Give ds same baby 3years and repost on ds platform.U will never believe d beauty.
lt is almost d normal embryic look which ds same father denying him had at his age or even worse.

vicfuntop:
This isn't suppose to be funny but I can't help laughing. I am so sorry

Sorry to who? D father,d mother ,d ops or d innocent baby?

sheguy:
We are finish

Better say,"l am finished"

bigdot1759:
why 3much mumu plenty 4world self so as he kneel down for church don mean say he's born again abi anyway I no blame u na so polititians dey mumu una

Everything is not "1759",d thread never said kneeling down made him born again.U may need to go through d topic again.

stilldoingokay:
how this guy became a pastor overnight I still don't understand

U too can do even more.Only determination and hand of God calling.Nothing strange and misunderstanding.
Patience Ozokwor n odas already there.

Emitrix42:
Action Governor

l hope you are not trying to compare with Akpabio because it maybe an insult.

Nma27:
That's if the roommate Neva chop out of d egusi soup

On point!

winkmart:
Our "Common sense Senator" is at it agian and this time, it is not about goats being better leaders than most of our leaders. We want to say he is making some good sense hear, even though he has always seemed to make good sense all the time.


He tried to weigh in on the jollof rice craze among Nigerians and he is not offering any kind of support, but rather saying while we made Jollof rice our problem here in Nigeria, another African country, Rwanda is giving her citizens 24 hours uninterrupted power supply.

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http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/07/we-talk-about-jollof-rice-rwanda-gets.html

lalasticlala

lf he actually sent dis post.
l am tired of B.Bruce drawing comparison with Nigeria and other country.
U are a current senator in Nigeria.
How far so far?
2018 is counting down.

Callmedondee:
I feel like crying yesterday when a friend of mine posted this picture on Facebook. And I keep on asking myself this question: Is it a crime to have money now or to be living in Lekki? I pray God almighty will heal heart of does that this flood affected.

D occupant should consider "Fish Rearing" as a compliment means of livelihood.

faseblex:
I guess it's just the pose but recently,fans have been questioning Ini Edo's hips as they appear to be one-sided in most recent photos .
Some have even insinuated she has had work done ...
She has always had curves so why would she even need it ?

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Lalasticlala Mynd44

More@>>>>http://trendzbase..com.ng/2017/07/ini-edos-one-sided-hips-has-people.html

Is it your Hip?

faseblex:
I guess it's just the pose but recently,fans have been questioning Ini Edo's hips as they appear to be one-sided in most recent photos .
Some have even insinuated she has had work done ...
She has always had curves so why would she even need it ?

[img]https://1.bp..com/-THD6smblTuo/WWMIeXj77ZI/AAAAAAADuI8/AxMi0AUBmyo7zXvKTOGDWrNJEYWWDb1egCLcBGAs/s1600/20170710_054723.jpg[/img]



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Lalasticlala Mynd44

More@>>>>http://trendzbase..com.ng/2017/07/ini-edos-one-sided-hips-has-people.html

Is it your Hip?
Her hip,her problem.

monkytail:
Gud pm guys, so how it began... On Friday night I went to club with my guys in my city so while clubbing there was this girl that was dancing like mad so I got interested to her because of the way she dances and suddenly she came to me and was dancing with me and mostly me alone. So after a while a friend of mine took me outside the club room, when we came back she asked me where I went I smiled though I took a lot of time outside almost an hour(pple come dey think say na me carry the babe come) ... She continued rocking me esp when guys were coming to dance with her and she refused anyway to cut the long story short I went to my Lodge in school that morning with her after the club. (I knw no weda na Olosho she be kwa oo) we spent the night together and yes we did the thing so in the morning we were gisting so she asked if I had a girlfriend I said no and I asked her also she said no and somehow somehow I asked her to be my gurl and she accepted... Through out the day she didn't leave... She was with me all day Saturday (I fed her) so I told her I was travelling that night and she wasn't happy and I told her I will call her when I return so we left the lodge together and went separate ways.... Fast forward to today afternoon she called me with my roommates number (I didn't even know she was the one)later when I knew she asked whr I was I told her I'm still in owerri and might be coming back tomorrow and she said she is in the house in other to hear clearly so I asked where again she said my Lodge.... I wasn't happy I just said okay thinking that she came to take the top she left in my room... We hung up..... So fast forward to this night I suspected something and I called my roommate and he told me she has in our room with since noon that she just went out and she told him she might be coming back(I shouted) and he also told me that she came with a small bag with some cloths in it..... The girl in person is a dancer like she told me and that she stays in the hostel inside the school premise while I stay off campus... Guys I'm really confused �, I don't know what to do next as I'm now planning to go back early in the morning to have a real talk with her if she will be in my room.... Guys abeg help me out with ideas on what to do because I can't stay with her..... Guys abeg ni

My advice is for you to change school.
U dey craz!
Y u dey run.
U are an amateur in clubbing.
Be careful make u no go die for nothing.
Ur roommate still d joke with her sha.

BlowBack:
Which river dey suleja?

River sule!

Jeus:
Nigerian Actress, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde's Daughter, Meraiah Ekeinde stuns in a pink gown at her mother's "Alter Ego" Movie premiere.

She shared the picture today on instagram.

Her beautiful dress was made by Ejiro Amos Tafiri.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/07/meraiah-ekeinde-stuns-in-red-gown-at.html

Pretty no doubt but not prettier than her mate.Only one opportunity called.

NobleAngell:
Awwwwwwwn Chidimma is so pretty and young. I hope she hasn't let the niggar in there yet, that will be a baby-mama alert. Cos that dude seems to be suffering from over fertility.

l would have preferred you over her but your verbal attack tho.

Seunosewapenis:
Ever since we broke about a month ago she keeps calling me telling me she misses my small dick because he new Bf dick is too big.But now am just confused because my new bae doesnt like my dick size atall.So should i go back to my ex or just hope for the best with my new Gf.
Your advices would be much appreciated thank you.

Collect ur ex guys number,call him explain things to him so you people can swap.

UzuegbuProsper:
Breaking... Nnamdi KANU shots down Douglas Road, Ekeonunwa market .........makes shocking appearance in Owerri.

Live in Douglas Road, under the rain sharing pleasantries with the masses.

You think anything can be posted here to misinform people.Where is palm tree in Ekeonunwa market in Owerri.U can't find any?Ru sure u have been to Owerri before?

dustydee:
Where is the sack letter? You only uploaded the suspension letter.

Ru new in this country?U want them to call it sack?No Dear,that will attract labour law against the University.
D suspension is a soft landing.

fergie001:
Only people who are not aware will hurl invectives on the Present VC,I was a student there,I saw and knew it all how it happened,it is unfortunate but that is true,it was mass over-staffing,and payments then was better than now,where the recession is written everywhere.
Now that the man has over-employed,can he pay them with his own money?let us leave the credentials of the people employed,let us forget about the way they are employed,let us also forget about the means/PRO who brokered their deals,and focus on the fact that will the inordinate employment hamper payments on the legitimate ones there.
The same thing happened at Federal University,Lafia,but that was about 21 staff.
VCs should learn and applicants should also be wise to understand the terms of reference when you are employed.I wish them well in their endeavors and have a glimmer of hope that somehow something should be worked out for them,to cushion the effect of the raging epidemic,called recession.

And you don't think placing them on at least half salary and use the other half to open departments in d university that can generate revenue for the University.The truth is that our leaders are myopic and believe in been spoon fed by FG.lf the former VC was still on ground,believe me they will be receiving their salary because he is a goal getter and will know how to increase IGR..U said u were a student there,let me ask you.D transformation you see in the university today,who did it among the past 4VC's.
Finally i hope the current VC doesn't fix his people.Time will tell.He promised not to remove food from people's mouth during his inauguration and he just did that.