4:3 Even jackals offer their breasts to nurse their young, but my people have become heartless like ostriches in the desert. 4:4 Because of thirst the infant's tongue sticks to the roof of its mouth; the children beg for bread, but no one gives it to them.
Factfinder1: So today I attended a mass wedding of about 10 couples some of who already have children and have not wedded properly in the church and some who only married traditionally they where afforded the privilege to marriy properly in the church and the wedding was sponsored by the church. am not being ungreatful at all but I just wonder what name to call this combination
Before i conclude judgement,can you also post your gift to them.
Lilian is overreacting though has a tender and no-nonsense heart .Ubi loves you but made mistakes and ready to make amends but don't stretch his patience. Lillian no one holy pass according to 2face,tomorrow might be your case.Pls Go back to your home,don't say i didn't tell you. Except there are other things behind the scene.
Consray: So, when he came close to me i went back a little he asked what the problem is and i said nothing, he asked if i was actually scared of his boy and i said no....... I told myself see you can do this girl......this not your first time so, just stop acting like you are still a virgin. So he came close to me and this time i didn't move, he leans over my body and started kissing me oh my world! I think this guy studied kissology or something he kissed me with so much passion that my breath almost knocked out. So, he proceeds to UnCloth me after some pre-intimacy i was already so wet, he positions himself between my legs my eyes automatically slam shut the second i feel the tip of his dick touch my pu**y my body jumps No! But oh well, at least i'm too drunk to feel it i said that to myself. As if he was actually reading my mind he told me that if i don't want to do it that he will stop that he dont want to take advantage of my drunken state, i told him to go on, so i feel his length hit me just below my entrance and this cause me to chuckle. So he told me that if it hurt me that he will just stop and i nod my head in agreement. As he lines himself up and in a swift, gentle movement he enters me. My eyes slam shut so he strains out, diving further into my body but slowly. I winced so he asked if i was ok, i want to tell him that it doesn't hurt, but it does. I told him to go ahead that i can handle the pain so, he want further, the further inside he slides, the worse the pain becomes. He continues to go deeper and thank God he was really gentle on me, when i feel the sensation it hurt like hell! which makes me to scream......and it makes him to jump. He asked if he was hurting me and i said no that he can go on, which he proceeds i grab the bedsheet holding it tight as if it helps to relieve me of the pain that i was in
No coordination in your write up at all. Everyone wants to be a blogger by fire. Unemployment and idleness i curse you this day upon the life of my people.
HeWrites: We understand the fact that Nigerians are the most hilarious set of Africans on Planet Earth. . and this again just proves it.
Apparently , a Lady visited a guy , in his hostel , mostly occupied by guys , and then after she came out, probably after a few servicing, other occupants of the room who waited for them at their door started “ hailing” and “ saluting” the Guy she came to visit ..
Seyi law on instagram shadeS the Malaysian, Lagos based big boy hushpuppi.
Seyi law shared a post of himself with a Nelson Mandela portrait and a dog and captioned the post;
“Two Great Men And A Dog. One Dead Hero, A Living Legend in the making and Still a Dog. Because of instigators, Here is Nelson Mandela, SEYILAW and a PUPPI. Hush please.”
The big boy who saw the sub quickly went to the comedian’s Dm on instagram to reply the shade.
salvationproject: I was shock yesterday when i caught my sister aged 14 having sex with my or our younger brother who will clock 9 by the end of this month. it all started when i wanted to enter their room but the door was lock,i ask them to open it and it took some time and the 14 years girl opened it and was rushing to her bed immediately and the 9years boy was rushing outside the room but i notice his peem peem erect and i hold him back,pull his trouser to confirm what my eyes are seeing,i asked what they were doing and he started crying "nothing,we were just telling each other stories",i never wanted my parent to hear because the beating ehhh,so i told him to go and i promise myself to keep my eyes on them. But it all done on me when i walked into my mum's room and actually caught their two having sex on my mum's bed,the boy was on top with his dick out erect though i can't confirm if there was penetration but both have been begging me not to tell our parent that i should punish them anyhow i want and they won't try it again.now i am in a confuse state wondering where they learn that from and my 14years sister,is she not actually possessed having sex with his own younger brother. Nairalanders,pls what can i do to this two without my parent knowing?.though i have handed them some minor punishment and beatings
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D same old wine.Only changed bottle.Nothing exciting.
Entpress: This time around, its an Ivorian lady by the name Yao Nice, She says she is an actress and model…Looks real! Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj will move over when they see this one. See more photos below link
Evvilgenius: This is to debunk the incorrect news fabricated by a blog but posted on nairaland that a young lady got disctinction in the assessment exams of MDCN for foreign trained Doctors and Dentists. Yes, the intelligent young lady was the best student in sudan which is a wonderful feat but she did not not get a distinction in the MDCN exam as shown in the results below
For the records, no foreign trained medical student has ever gotten a distinction in the individual Clinical courses of the MDCN exam and there's no way one will get one distinction for numerous clinical courses so its either a PASS or a FAIL if you pass everything or fail any respectively.
A break down of the result shows that 331 doctors who qualified from countries outside the country, 159 (48%) PASSED, 167 (51%) FAILED AND 5 were absent. For details, check the MDCN website above.
She is the best in sudan and has distinction in nigeria. Go collect her certificate na. Your clarification wasn't necessary,now that you have told us,any reward?
poshestmina: No sir, that's not always true... my 7/8 months old nephew then, if he cries much before his mother picks him up to breastfeed ,he makes sure he bites her n***les.. Sin and wickedness are already man's second nature!
Op,don't overlook please start beating him till he stops. If he beats or bite anyone, they should do same to him, if he throws his food away, ignore him, let him stay hungry for a while ,next time he'll think twice before acting up.
My Dear listen and recieve my advice if you care.We have what is called child "psychopathology".Whatever the child is doing is as a result of psychology,social or genetic.At 1+ ,d child doesn't have much doing with social but a little of psychology(development still elementary stage).U can see it is more of genetic, meaning it runs in DNA of the parents.lf he is a child exposed to environment,l can blame social or association.D only environment he first understood was the womb and after delivery d parents home. Beating him or starving him leads him to what is called fixation in psychology (withdrawal syndrome effect etc) which has it's very ugly challenges in future.For your information,u think beating or starving scare some children?No my dear. The child needs a corrective therapy to put him in line. I am not a supporter of a "wild" child but before we take action ,we should trace d root cause.Just like you can't give proper medicine without running an adequate text. Let me leave here dear.PM for more n elaborate clarification. Thank you.
raynoldsbill: hi nairalanders, pls my child is just 1year 7month though he has a rapid growth(at 3month old he's already growing teeth) the problem now is that he's quick to anger at first I want to let go cos the mother is always insisting he's still a child it's normal and that am over reacting to little things which is always causing disagreement between us, but I discovered he is very conscious of what he's doing and I need to stop this attitude before its too late for example while bathing him if you wash his face with soap he will want to bite you or if you didn't give him his tea on time he will throw it away. if You didn't allow him to feed himself he either throw the food away and bite you or hit his head continuously on the wall. Do u guys think am overreacting or its normal with kids. Thanks
U are coming here to complain of an innocent baby of 1+ and his anger. Either he took it from you or your wife.So both of you should ask your different parents how they coped with both of you.
psalms37: Good morning nairalanders,an issue has been bothering me for a while now and i need your matured advise. I have been married for a year now and am tired of the marriage,my hubby talks and reports me to my sibs and mum always.This is a man that forgot his wedding anniversary and didn't celebrate it but he reported me to my mum cos i didn't wish him a happy bthday. He even told my mom that i don't go to church or pray at all,another time he told her i don't call his Family members.he's so petty and am sick of it all.pls advise me cos v tried my best.
He reports to your sibs and mum while you report to Nairaland. Shikena! 1-1
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"The Yobe state university lecturers have fulfilled their wishes of opening a restaurant that will serve food at a subsidized rate to both students and staff of the university.
In this restaurant, the price of a plate of every type of food/food combination is pegged at N200. Five people were also employed as managers of the restaurant."
Ds people are funny.Ds "HUT" can't even accommodate a department at a time not to talk of d university. As for me ,the lecturers just got themselves an eatry for their convenience.
jeloser: High blood pressure is one such kind of a condition that needs more care in the food habit. The same is applicable for those who are in their pre-hypertension stage, where BP is higher than normal, but not strong enough to be diagnosed as hypertension.While avoiding some foods, you have to be sure of including all the necessary nutrients. Make sure that there are lean protein, whole grains and low-fat dairy products. If you feel that you cannot control your high blood pressure, even after taking medications, take a look at your food habit.
Avoiding salt is not the only perfect solution for controlling high blood pressure. There are many food items that seem to be harmless, to be avoided. These contain high amounts of sodium that is the culprit.Here are some foods that you must avoid if you have high blood pressure.
Foods that you must avoid if you have high blood pressure are:
1.Fast Foods: You have to stay away from processed foods that are available in the market at any cost. These food items have a high amount of added sugar and salt. The salt content in these foods acts as a culprit for increasing blood pressure.
2.Pickles: You have to compromise on your love towards pickle. Pickles are high in salt content and it is not at all recommended for those who have high blood pressure. Salt is very important to preserve things and the vegetables will also absorb more salt when it is kept in the salt water for long time.
3.Canned Soups: Soups are definitely healthy foods. But when you are opting for canned soups, you are making a wrong choice. Canned soup contains high amount of salt to preserve the vegetable particles. Also, the added taste-makers make it unhealthy.
4.Tomato Sauce: Tomato sauce will appear harmless for people with hypertension. But, the fact is that tomato sauce is made this tasty by following a perfect combination between salt and sugar. So tomato sauce is one among the common foods to avoid if you have high blood pressure.
5.Coffee: When it comes to this all-time favourite beverage, moderation is the key. Don’t make it a habit to take more than 2 or 3 cups of coffee per day. Coffee will cause an increase in the blood pressure level. So, keep an eye on your coffee intake.
6.Alcohol: Alcohol doesn’t have anything to do with your health. Increase in blood pressure is one of the many complications of taking alcohol, especially if you are a regular drinker. This will lead to many long-term complications of blood pressure.
7.Bread: Bread seems like comparatively less harmful. But, the fact is that taking bread daily in your diet is not a good choice. Bread contains high amounts of sodium, which will cause a spike in the blood pressure level. Thus, bread is one among the common foods to avoid if you have high blood pressure.
8.Baked Foods: Those sweet goods that come with colourful icing and sprinkles are tempting. But, if you want to avoid foods that are not good for maintaining a normal blood pressure level, stay away from this. This contains salted saturated fats, sugar, and sodium-rich leavening agents.
These are the foods that you must avoid if you have high blood pressure.
mrhubby: Hello Doctors in the house. I have a pressing issue that I want the advise of qualified medical practitioners on this great forum on. please, I really need your candid advise on this issue. For the sake of being anonymous, I had to created a new account to post this.
I'm married to the best woman in the world and we are blessed with a baby boy almost 4 years ago. I left the country and didn't return until after 3 years. We are trying to have another baby but it seems not working. We tried everything we could, yet, she cant get pregnant. My wife is very good at calculating her ovulation period and I'm not a 1-minute man either.
Now to what I need the advise on. Since the very first month after I returned, she was having some signs of pregnancy. She gets tired easily, her breasts were tender and each time she wore bra, she complained of discomfort. These are some of the symptoms she had when she was pregnant with our first child. We were happy and waiting on conducting preggy test, hoping for a positive result. Lo and behold, it was negative. We thought maybe it was too early for such test, we did the test again 4 days later, it was still negative. A couple of days later, her menstrual period came. We were devastated but we didn't lose hope.
After her period, we seek a medical advise on how to boost our chances of conceiving and we carried them (advise) out to the letter. Mind you she was still having the symptoms that I described earlier and it even got worse that she started having mild morning sickness. Fast forward, the day she was suppose to see her period came and she didn't see it. We were happy that maybe, God has finally answered our prayer only for her to see blood the following day. The period was heavy and it lasted 7 days, 3 more days than what she normally had. We became worried about the prolonged menstruation and didn't know what to do. Prior to her having the period, for about 3 days, she was having difficulties urinating. Each time she was to urinate, she experiences an excruciating pain inside her vagina for the whole period the urine is coming out and once she's done urinating, the pain stops. It went on like that until the period came and the pains stopped.
Just this month, while the pregnancy symptoms persisted, she had her period again. But this time around, the period was delayed for about 3 days. It came heavy for 2 and half day and then stopped only to return 2 days later with another round of heavy flow which lasted for 1 day. All this period, we kept on carrying out preggy tests, thinking maybe she was pregnant. We just did blood test for pregnancy today and it came out negative as well.
Doctors, please what should we do at this stage?. Its getting out of hand and I just want my wife to be OK. Even if the baby(ies) do(es) not want to come now, all I need right now is to have my wife healthy and confident again.
I know some people will say Nairaland is not a hospital, yes I know but I still want to seek opinion of different people on the issue.
Thanks.
Sorry for the epistle and please pardon my blunders.
My Dear,l am really very sorry for the challenge you are facing.But trust me all will be fine.It's not peculiar with her ,such cases happen. What is causing d delay may be termed as secondary infertility.D name shouldn't bother u.It happens but trust God she must conceive. Now to her case,i am optimist that your wife took in but had miscarriage so u need to see a Consultant O& G or a Senior Reg.Not a GP .She needs a couple of scan and even scan like TVS. She will be fine. Waiting for your positive update.
A hop head in Australia checked in a single can of beer as his luggage on a flight — and the airport staff happily tagged the tin and put it on the plane, according to a new report.
“My mate works at the airport and we hatched the plan as a laugh — I half didn’t expect it to come out the other end,” the man, who identified himself only as Dean, told Unilad.
“But when it did, it was sent out well in front of the other luggage so the baggage handlers obviously appreciated it.”
The Australian ale fan put his lone can of Emu Export on a Qantas flight from Melbourne to Perth on Saturday, the site reports.
Dean said that he knew his precious cargo had arrived when he saw a group of people snapping pictures at the baggage claim area.
“Sure enough there she was, alone on the carousel, proudly making her way around,” he said of his beloved brew — adding that he had planned to file a lost luggage report had it not turned up.
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