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djyoungmoney:
Banker/Accountants
These set of people know almost everything about your financial status ranging from your account balance(s) to your investments and the rest.No matter how you keep your financial status a secret these set of people will always have the real facts at hand.

Doctors
Am sure we all have heard of cases of people who keep the identity of the real fathers of their children from the world , Well no matter how hard you try to keep it a secret, the doctors will always know the real father of that child . Lot of people are out there living with very dangerous diseases but this issues are only known to the doctors who have tested them and confirmed the presence of such diseases.

House maids
As low as their level might be in the society, they know a lot of secret of their bosses because they live under the same roof as their bosses and there is hardly nothing that goes on within the house hold that is hidden to them, that is why you hear of people using the maids to perpetrate evil these days.

Journalists
These ones feed on secrets for a living. Through their various means, they always have various secrets at their disposals from time to time. Take for example the case of the paparazzi that’s follow celebrities about abroad, at one time or the other, they have a certain secret of a certain celebrity they want to publish taking the case of tiger woods as an example.

Hackers
Am sure we have all heard about the Russian hackers who have threatened celebrities about publishing their nudes and at certain times threaten to expose athletes involved in doping and even going to the extent of threatening to expose the secrets of the United States Government.

Counselor
We are advised to always seek the help of a counselor at one point or the other whenever there is a problem. In the process of pouring out our minds, secrets are revealed.

Religious clerics
There are churches where people go for confessions from time to time and these confessions are made directly to the priests who in turn will ask God for forgiveness on your behalf. Religious clerics are also seen to be closer to God than any other person and as a result of people will prefer to talk about their problems with their spirituals leaders who they think can help them in prayers or seek further spiritual assistance.


http://www.gistquaters.com/2016/10/professions-that-harbor-secrets-most.html

Explorers:
What $200,000,000 in cash looks like.

ifenes:
I bet you need a stronger Antivirus.

You tasted the lord,how was the taste of his cum?

You are sticking it into Jesus till the end,How nice!

Stalker365:
I see nothing wrong with it

Those bashing her are the same people that watch pornography yet complain when someone let's open some flesh.

Bloody hypocrites

MadeInTokyo:
International observers, who monitored Wednesday Edo State governorship election have expressed reservations about the conduct of the election, pointing out that they were not denied entry into the centre vote collation centre and that security operatives at the polling units looked the other way while politicians and their agents induced voters with money.

Prof Ahmed Ansari, head of the African Union Observer Team, asked the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to improve on the functionality of the card readers as he noted that the machine did not work in some polling units.

He said along with other international observer groups such as the American Observer team, the British Council and others from the Netherlands and Scotland, the full reports of their impression of the election would be submitted to the INEC and other important election stakeholders.

He said, “The turnout was quite impressive, but there were problems here and there. Another challenge was understaffing. We saw situation whereby only one staff was in a polling unit. That was not good enough.

There were reports of inducement. Every party complained about inducement which to me mean that all of them were guilty. The electorate are not supposed to sell their consciences. To the politicians, it shouldn’t be about money.



He further stated that “as the head of an international observer team, we were not allowed to go to the collation centres at a particular time. That is something we need to complain about. I asked who gave the instruction; who gave the order? It couldn’t be INEC.

“It could be, as they call it, order from above? But the security men told me that ‘sir, this is the order given to us.’ In every situation, one person is allowed to be there. Even when we delegated Victor (his assistant) to go in, he was not allowed to go into the hall.

He said, “He (Victor) was allowed to come within the compound, but was not inside the nucleus, where the whole the exercise took place, adding that “we should be there; we should get the result sheet. We should have a copy but we don’t have copies for now.”

On the rescheduling of collation of results, Prof Ansari said, “it could be for security reasons based on advice, but I didn’t know why they had to stop and leave it for a particular time. Of course, there was no call for it.”



When asked what security operatives could have done upon noticing that money was exchanging hands at the polling units, he said “that depends on the order they gave them.”

Also speaking, Christian Victor from the African Union for Economic, Social and Cultural Council, said many of the things observed in the field on Wednesday were not the kind of things that should happen in an election.

He said, “One of them is that everywhere we visited was filled with money flying around. Some people were fighting some voters for not voting the political parties they were paid for. It was very disappointing that this kind of thing still happens in the Nigeria’s political system.

“I watched the security agencies and it was clear they understood that monies were flying but for reasons best known to them they did not stop it. There were cases of young men, who looked like thugs, driving around during the election.

“They were never stopped by security agencies. That is wrong where there is a restriction of movement. I also saw wealthy people moving around in SUVs during the election.

I have been part of many elections and I have never seen a situation whereby observers and journalists are not allowed into collation centres.”

A local observer, Sadoh Danladi Sunday, stated that it was shocking that the results announced by the INEC did not tally with those his group got from the field.

http://tribuneonlineng.com/foreign-observers-fault-conduct-edo-election/

ChuzzyBlog:
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Exclusive to Chuzzyblog

This is a clear case of determination and self will. We sometimes make mistakes in life but what matters is what we make out from such mistakes. Sometimes we fall, Instead of dusting our bums and move on, we accept defeat. This Lady's story is an inspiration to all. Read below:-

[b]My story goes thus, sometime 20 years ago, I was naive and influenced by peer pressure. My dad was and is still a strict disciplinarian,mum on the other hand was a bit soft on us and let us have our way. She practically covered for and took sides with me especially (being her only daughter amongst 3 sons).

I got out of hand and starting moving with the wrong set of friends, got pregnant at age 11 (primary 5)and then my whole world crumbled. The harsh reality of life began to unfold as I had to drop out of school, I couldn't sit for my First School Leaving Certificate Examination(FSLC).

People in my neighbourhood made mockery of me my dad couldn't bare it, so he sent me out of the house and I had to go to the village to live with my grandma. In order to survive and fend for myself (as grandma isn't working) I had to summon courage and face my own devil, I knew I was the cause of my predicaments and didn't put the blame on my mum or anyone. I started street hawking selling all sorts ranging from tapioca (kpokpo garri), roasted pork meat, roasted maggots, Madiga bread, sachet water etc.

Few months later I had my baby,saved some cash (through hawking) which I used to re-enroll for my FSLC, I passed with a "merit".

Still in the street hawking business, I saw myself through secondary school, I was determined to show my folks that I truly regretted my actions and is now a serious child. Enrolled for WAEC cleared all my papers likewise my JAMB and then gained admission into the university.
When my dad saw how focused I had become, they took my child and I back, sent me off to the university and took care of my baby.

To cut the long story short, I'm now a M.ed holder from the University of Lagos State Akoka, a successful teacher and happily married by His grace. My son is currently a 200Level Law student. Strangers thinks he's my younger brother because the age gap between us is so close, and he's growing taller by the day.

My son is my life, he's the reason I am where I am today as his presence into this world made me a responsible individual. He's my victory story, he knows what I went through and is determined to make me a proud mum

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#TeamUnion #Unstoppable[/b]


SOURCE: Chuzzyblog

musicwriter:
Someone in that axis in Enugu should please do me a favour confirming whether this is real or photoshoped. Not asking for fun, but actually want to include this in an upcoming book. Please help.

ebosie11:
Has Lai Mohammed seen this?Bros na to enter Enugu go do research wey I go use upgrade my masquarade



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/09/one-word-for-this-signpost.html

handysuzy:

handysuzy:
It is no longer news that Omotola is a beautiful woman. We have been hearing that for ages. Wish I could be like that when I reach her age..

Anyways, I really need everyone of you to see this funny and crazy stuff...A man bought iPhone7 and was disappointed, so he walked into an iPhone store and smashed every single iPhone there...You need to see the photos and video here: http://factflyers.com/man-walks-apple-store-smashed-every-iphone-sightpicsvid/

dirtymoney:
$1 exchanged for N478 this morning...
MTN Sacked 4000 staff on contract.

And the government is all about 'may, might, will, would'
The headlines are always 'pose, pictured, blame,
In this perilous time, Mr President has time to attend a book launch. His economic team are prolly in a strip club.

One day, the poor would have nothing to eat, but the rich.

OBAFEMIawolowo:
This is based on my personal experience, I have visited most of the schools in Nigeria, i have aslo seen lot of researches/publications online and I want to compile my list, these schools below are the strictest in Nigeria, if you make a good 2:2 or 2:1 here, you will match a first class from most other schools. Agreed or not?

1. University of Ibadan
2. Amadu bello university, Zaria
3. Obafemi awolowo university, ife
4. University of Nigeria, nnsuka
5. University of Benin
6.university of Lagos
7. University of Ilorin
8. Federal university of technology, owerri
9. University of port Harcourt
10. University of calabar
11. Federal university of technology, akure
12. Federal university of technology, minna
13. Nnamdi azikiwe university, awka
14. University of uyo
15. University of Jos
16. University of Maiduguri
17. Bayero university, kano
18. University of agriculture, Abeokuta
19. Michael okpara university of agriculture, Umudike
20. Usman danfidiyo university, sokoto.

ujoatu:
A Gov Like No Other

Last night Governor Rochas Okorocha challenged a youth to a Snooker game. The Chairman of Progressive Governors Forum was at his usual humble and humane self playing, mingling and interacting with Imolites of all status.

Don't ask me who won the game... lol

Mekanus:
You don't need God either

usmanktg2:
It's Official. I lost confidence in this government.
I know some of the candidates by character, is not encouraging.
Some are concerned about zoning, which am not.

If appointment is like this in Nigeria, I will study till PhD, gain 2 years experience, then I will lobby my way into the Director-Generals seat.

These kind of appointments demoralize new recruits. I am sure in these agencies their are Directors which are worth more suitable to be promoted to the DG's seat with over 30 years experience, but won't be promoted.

We are dead.

Islie:
http://sunnewsonline.com/mrs-jonathan-to-drag-efcc-before-west-african-court/

NeduLuiZ:
After failing waec trice depression and anger set into my life. Had to channel my anger to something productive... The gym became my saviour.

CindyeMerAld:
to tell u the truth......that girl no get breast at all

MilesLamar:
Oh dear, I don't knw who u are, but I will look for you and marry you

Kizyte:
I went to one establishment (won't mention name) in Abuja today and saw this security guy having a nap. I Spent about 15 minutes in one of the offices and he was still sleeping until I left.

Why was he sleeping on duty?
Was it because of an unpaid salary?
Or he was tired of the job?

What would you do if you were his boss and caught him sleeping on duty in a big establishment like that?

vingeophysicist:
it will be northerners nah. They practise nepotism at it peak.

Glossyclick:
Moments after the 7-man panael of judges at the supreme court dismissed his rivals, James Faleke an Abubakar Audu's petitions, the Kogi state governor, Yahaya Bello went on his knees in his living room to thank God.



Source: http://www.glossyclick.com/2016/09/photos-yahaya-bello-goes-on-his-knees.html?m=1

TIREDOFSEX:
Why him sister resemble nnunu

sonofluc1fer:
Funny Africans. Lesbianism is not African.. but the Bible and Quran that you believe in are.. may God save Africans from the mumu books of Moses, Jesus and Mohammed.

Mrop:
You know how Yoruba girls subconsciously squat when they want to greet, hand over or collect something from an adult or their parents


Well, this Mish lady says that’s their reason
for having big butts…
Do you agree?

see screenshot below


source ::: http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/09/benue-state-lady-reveals-why-yoruba.html?m=0

dridowu:
http://m.timesofindia.com/city/noida/Nigerian-man-arrested-for-raping-Kenyan-student/articleshow/54350383.cms

FlirtyKaren:
lmaoo..

Sincere comments only! What will you do?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/09/dear-nigerian-men-what-will-you-do-if.html

KillerBeauty:
Yeah or CCTV. Don't know y every body is just assuming there is a photographer

dainformant:
For those guys who have formed a habit of bombarding ladies with unnecessary and disturbing chats online especially on Facebook, better have a rethink cos some ladies are not smiling. A girl, in a bid to "shame" a guy who has been pestering her with sex requests on Facebook for FOUR years, has exposed the messages she received from him (including the dirty ones)...

Sandra Nicholas, a law graduate of Imo State University, Owerri, took to her Facebook page yesterday to post the chats below..

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/see-what-this-girl-did-to-guy-who-has.html