₦airaland Forum

Xisnin:
You can arrest him but you can't keep him in jail. There has been a string of murders, yet you can't name one.

The idea is not to keep him in jail, the idea is to keep Saraki "busy".

All these bloggers with poverty-induced calculations sef. If you want to lie, lie with sense. That Range is nothing less than 4 years old.

When hunger has changed the settings of your brain, you start throwing useless figures. You think 80M is like the 80Naira you use to buy sugar to drink garri?

OP, next time, eat before coming to type nonsense on NL.

Those who make noise about their relationships are trying to cover up underlying problems.

Toto Decay made more noise than a colonial-era train when she was married to Churchill. Today, they're apart.

This one turned herself to Shakespeare writing literature online like Soyinka. Now, she's crying like a bushbaby.

Good engine doesn't make unnecessary noise, when it starts making noise, it wants to knock.

When you have something precious, you shut up your mouth and protect it be it money, gold, documents or bae.

A thousand paints of make-up can't cover a tattered reputation.

Outside is Banana Island, inside is Okokomaiko. This is just body, the engine is gone.

God is her father
The church is God's house

She should go and sleep in the Church. It's her father's house.

Unfortunately, no amount of lengthy write ups can justify a Mobile Policeman posted to a bank in Lagos shooting a rifle in Ekiti and claiming it's accidental discharge.

Did he get to Ekiti accidentally too?

freemanbubble:
hahahah

all of them combined nor even reach Uniben

Funaab alone is bigger than UNIBEN

PearlStreet:
All the youths there be cultists.

It takes a disciplined leader to stop this madness. Unfortunately, I don't think Rivers State is ready to change for now.

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Afonja na mumu
Dey lyk cult pass anytn

Is this the most intelligent post you could come up with?

I really like this CP but he would regret making this statement when people take him up on this. He's in Lagos not Abuja or Daura where people make thoughtless statements without consequences.

He has forgotten he's liable to be sued by virtue of his position as the CP Lagos.

He really got this one wrong and it won't do him any good. He either retracts it or denies it immediately.

iamvictorabiodu:
Most of the bloggers we have these days are lawyers who aren't practicing...

Mention 3 lawyers you know who are bloggers.

tiger28:
Oh my gosh!!! See BASIC pedestrian english of an AUTO MANUFACTURER ....hmm "white ppl".This guy and his wife are just STARK illiterates .....hear gbagauns all over the place.... Primary 4 english..Who will sit in their car When a mechanic is MANUFACTURING carsThis is where Yorubas are smarter in business and they see things on an international level... A Yoruba man wil rather INVEST in educating himself better in "orational delivery " or pay for a spokesman or Public relations firms to handle this type of interviews. Innoson should have known better! Hearing this man speak is scary knowing fully well that he "manufacture" cars for Human beings... These folks should just remain in Aba..... Toooo IGBOTIC for technology!

It's not what you studied in school that feeds you, it's what you can do after getting out of school that brings you income.

Innocent Chukwuma may not speak the best of English but he's making the best use of the limited opportunities in this country. As a Nigerian, he could have decided to conduct his interview in pidgin english or Igbo. It's left for the TV station to translate it.

However, eye wey dey cry dey see road. Let Innoson too improve on himself and his wife. Let him package more, polish up his grammar and finesse. He should learn from Coscharis and his wife and improve on himself.

Lawyers don't lie, they don't argue based on the truth but argue based on facts. What lawyers do is puncture holes in the facts.

Here's an example, you saw a white object and we all know it's white. However a lawyer would ask you if your eyes have never deceived you before. He would question your eyesight. He would ask you if have ever been slapped and everywhere looks white.

If you answer yes to any of those, he would now ask you that how are you sure your eyes weren't deceiving you when you saw the white object. It could have been yellow, black, grey, sky blue or even red.

If you dare say that your eyes have never deceived you, everyone in court would know you're lying.

I don't know why Bayelsa always sends the most unintelligent set of people to represent them at the federal level.

See GEJ and now, this pale-coloured hypocrite.

mcmyvoice:
This is wonderful, this is a good moral upliftment to the new eagle that will soar higher to winning the world cup

Keep deceiving yourself.

The Super Eagles of Nigeria can't win this World Cup.

Very simple solution.

1 Go to Oyingbo market and buy a big bag of unpeeled egusi.

2 When next you're going to work, say something like 'Aunty Chizoba, now that you're here, help me peel small egusi make we make small soup when I come".

3 Use paint rubber and pack a heavy heap of egusi in front of her let her peel.

Step out of the house, wear a smile and see what God will do.

I drove past this very bridge yesterday and this same thing almost happened. A fully loaded tanker coming behind me failed brakes and they had to clear the vehicles in front while they diverted us to another lane.

The driver of the tanker had to slowly grind the tyres of the tanker against the bridge side culverts in order for the friction to slow down the tanker. There were area boys clearing the road in front of the tanker in case the inevitable crash happened.

Those tankers usually have faulty brakes which disappoints them. Many people have died in that particular portion of the bridge butLastma officers are aware of this but they don't do anything about this madness.

Look at how people are avoiding PDP like a bad habit.

What is the motive of the writer of this article? Is it to commend Zenith Bank? This is an unintelligent attempt at image laundering.

The writer is ignorant of the fact that Zenith may have fortified walls but they are the only bank who have been caught using customer's funds to sponsor elections. Can Zenith Bank try that nonsense in Ghana where the writer is from?

That's exactly how Société Générale Bank started before it collapsed.

IVF with genetic selection.

That raid was not by only EFCC, I heard FBI agents were also involved. Most of these fraudsters created fake Wells Fargo bank accounts used for fraudulently obtaining funds from the US. Now, the US government, Interpol and other international law enforcement agencies are fully involved in this.

They arrested suspected Internet fraudsters, Nigerian bankers helping them in their illicit transactions and many others.

This one making noise from jail is the least of their worries, bigger fishes than him have been caught and many more would be caught.

In China where Transsion Holdings get their phones from, you dare not sell crap like Tecno or Infinix.

If you dare advertise Tecno or Infinix in China, you'll be executed for selling an inferior product.

omonla10:
I want to acquire a farmland tomorrow or Monday.. Who do I take along to ensure safety of my money and avoid being duped.. Lawyer or police.. Cos the land is being sold by the community

You're putting the cart before the horse. You don't need to take a policeman to a land transaction.

If you are buying a problematic land or you're about to be scammed, it should not be at the point of payment that you would discover it. You should get a land professional to undertake due-diligence on the land before you buy it particularly a lawyer and surveyor.

From my legal experience, community land transactions usually have problems and unresolved issues. I advise that you remain careful and not do anything in a hurry.

First things first, put off that transaction till Monday or later next week. Use this weekend to conduct proper verification and tell the sellers you won't pay until they fully cooperate and your lawyer is satisfied, documents drawn and proper parties present.

You can reach me via Watsapp on O8O6379O773 to discuss this further.

Poison is usually hidden in attractive things. If you know, you know.

How is it done in other countries?

Study it, adapt it to our needs and implement it here.

Quality20:
ds so-called killings are nothing but political, Benue ppl killing themselves to score points for PDP. By d time APC wins elections next year u won't hear of these so-called Fulani killings, till when next elections are coming up

If the killings are politically motivated to make APC look bad, doesn't commonsense tell you that the APC should stop the genocide since they're in charge of the security agencies?

Under PDP, they had an Ikorodu indigene named Engr. Adeseye Ogunleye who was the Minister of Works but he refused to fix this road. While out of office, rumours have it that he got the contract to fix this very important road but he 'ate' the money.

Due to this road, the PDP and Ogunkewe have been so discredited in Ikorodu that despite being from Ikorodu, Ogunlewe's son couldn't contest there. He had to go to Kosofe to contest for the Lagos House of Assembly which he lost woefully.

Now, it's Fashola fixing the road.

theenchanter:
Another reason the country wallows in mediocrity, Abike Dabiri is an SSA to buhari on "foreign affairs and diaspora" why should she help to flag-off reconstruction of roads?

why should d reconstruction of a road be flagged-off sef?

That's a federal project in her constituency.

The land borders were shut to vehicles from Benin Cotonou because it was the point of origin for most smuggled vehicles into Nigeria. Most vehicles from Cotonou do not pay Customs Duty and were usually smuggled. Hence, they decided to throw away the baby with the bath water by closing the land border.

Now, if a vehicle is bought from Cotonou and Customs duty is paid on it at Tincan to give the fraudulent impression that it was brought in from Tincan, no problem. You're attempting to help the FG achieve what they wanted howbeit illegally. It's not outrightly illegal but you're exploiting the weakness of the law. One day, you'll pay for that.

The day an overzealous customs officer insists on sighting supporting documents which you used to obtain your C-number, you may fall into a deep pit. That's the day you'll explain how a vehicle imported into Port of Cotonou found its way into Tincan Port at a time the land borders from Benin to Nigeria were closed to vehicle imports.

Age has really caught up with Carter.

Yoclan:
"... It was in those days, when people were putting their money in what they call Money Making Machine (possibly MMM). A man, after he had invested all his money into what he knew nothing about, now remembered that there is a place called PRAYER CITY. He came here crying; I want to die, let me die. They brought him to me; so I asked him, ‘you want to die?’ He said ‘Yes’, I now answered him ‘ There are many ways to die, there is no need of you coming here infact, you don’t even need to tie rope on your neck …….” When he heard me saying these things, he said, sorry sir , are you the G.O (General Overseer) ? I said ‘Yes’… He said ” am not dying again sir, give me prayers …" [/b]

Till today, some people still swear for Mavrodi every day.

This coming World Cup, some Nigerians sef would go to Russia not because of the World Cup but because they want to be sure Mavrodi is truly dead.

Congrats to the woman.

Reminds me of a former classmate who was delayed in Zenith Bank because he looked suspicious. He got an NGO to sue Zenith and the matter was settled out of court for an undisclosed amount but it was in millions. Dude became a big boy overnight.

Head or tail, that airline is gonna lose. Even if they are right legally and the facts favour them, they would want this matter to die down as soon as possible due to negative publicity it would bring. They don't want to lose their African and coloured flyers due to the sentiments attached.

They are already negotiating heavy dollars settlement and that's why even the woman's lawyers refused to talk.