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Celebrities / Re: Man Cries After Receiving Donations From Obi Cubana, Tunde Ednut, Mr Eazi by MrMurdah: 7:08pm On Nov 23, 2022
Calling himself a millionaire already for money you did not work for.

I hope he does not misuse the money.
TV/Movies / Re: Hermes Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija Level Up House by MrMurdah: 7:51pm On Sep 25, 2022
Go marry your 3rd wife Allysyn.

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TV/Movies / Re: Shegzz Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija Level Up House by MrMurdah: 7:44pm On Sep 25, 2022
He said the "boy is back".

The audience went dead silent like a cemetery.

It was sweet to watch.

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TV/Movies / Re: Khalid Evicted From Big Brother Naija House by MrMurdah: 7:52pm On Aug 14, 2022
The devout muslim who likes to gbensh but hates alcohol.

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Education / Re: ASUU STRIKE: Denrele, Blessing CEO To Host N30m Talent Hunt For Students by MrMurdah: 8:44pm On Jul 02, 2022
So that is why Blessing went to buy a new behind?

Issokay.
Politics / Re: Ameerah Sufyan: Police Investigate Kidnap Of Woman In Abuja by MrMurdah: 10:01am On Jun 15, 2022
Muchmore024:
After her tweet. The foolish Nigerians went to her profile and downloaded her picture(chanting save ameerah, save ameerah) and her face is everywhere on Twitter now. You want her rescued but you are sharing her picture so the kidnappers can identify her when they see the news. How I wish this can be removed from nairaland , Twitter or all this opera mini bloggers website. There is a high chance that the local kidnappers don't use Twitter. But the news on everywhere can make them see it. Aside it's over 19hours and yet the security operatives hasn't rescued her yet, even with the way she is sharing her location here and there. WOE TO YOU ALL. DSS,DIA,NIA,NPF, NAF, NSCDC, NA. Mumu operatives

At least the "foolish Nigerians" have brought it to the attention of the relevant authorities and given her a chance. What have you done? But stay here and criticize and complain. Abeg shift.
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy’s Police Escort Shoots Two At Lagos Club by MrMurdah: 12:08pm On Jun 12, 2022
Told an police inspector to go and bring a girl for him.

After they will say Nigeria's police force is one of the best in the world.

What a sheeshole country!

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Politics / Re: Senator Uba Sani Wins APC Guber Primaries In Kaduna by MrMurdah: 1:26pm On May 27, 2022
El-Rufai and Sani have reached a consensus behind the scenes.
Celebrities / Re: Peace Ogor: BBNaija Star Resurfaces After Disappearing For 4 Months by MrMurdah: 11:10am On May 03, 2022
Kriss216:
God bear me witness, I don't know this girl.

Who knows you?

Abeg shift.
Politics / Re: Ponzi Scheme: Chinmark Investor, Nuella Commits Suicide by MrMurdah: 7:04am On Apr 05, 2022
Sad loss.

But Ponzi schemes can never end in Nigeria.

Because Nigerians never learn

They are wired to always take crazy risks.

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Romance / Re: I Am Having A Problem With My Girlfriend. by MrMurdah: 6:14pm On Mar 24, 2022
No go kill yourself.

Clearly you are moaning and groaning because you are putting all your eggs in one basket....trying to only satisfy her with penetrative sex.

Better be smart and strategic.

Find other ways to complement penetrative sex and make sure they are ways that turn her on and make her orgasm.

Very important.

Some chics try to hide these things that make them go crazy.

Most chics won't tell you.

I am not talking the usual suspects like boobies or fingering here.

When you find it.

Bombard her with it.

With intensity and no breathing space.

When she cums...and says she wants to rest..go again and again from all sides...make her cum again and again.

Multiple orgasms which energy she wan take dey demand for sex?

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Nigerian Skit Maker Is So Boring?? by MrMurdah: 11:04am On Mar 19, 2022
Brain Jotter is wack as &^%$

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine's Peace Proposal To Russia Revealed by MrMurdah: 3:08pm On Mar 16, 2022
PENNYSWAP:
grin


I thought Ukraine is winning the war and killing 12,000 Russian soldiers

E don clear for there eyes

Nonsense and ingredient + Onions Oil

Abeg shift with your Nollywood analysis.

Russia might have won the battle, but there was no way they were going to win the war.

Ukraine would have been ungovernable with any puppet president put there.

Russia realised this and resorted to total destruction of the country and the wanton killing of civilians.

Zelesky is trying to reach a truce to stop the destruction of the country and killing of civilians.

Russia would have never won this war and probably would have resorted to something more henious as biological or chemical weapons.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine's Peace Proposal To Russia Revealed by MrMurdah: 3:08pm On Mar 16, 2022
PENNYSWAP:
grin


I thought Ukraine is winning the war and killing 12,000 Russian soldiers

E don clear for there eyes

Nonsense and ingredient + Onions Oil

Abeg shut with your Nollywood analysis.

Russia might have won the battle, but there was no way they were going to win the war.

Ukraine would have been ungovernable with any puppet president put there.

Russia realised this and resorted to total destruction of the country and the wanton killing of civilians.

Zelesky is trying to reach a truce to stop the destruction of the country and killing of civilians.

Russia would have never won this war and probably would have resorted to something more henious as biological or chemical weapons.
Music/Radio / Re: Quiting My School Plans To Focus On Music by MrMurdah: 4:28pm On Feb 22, 2022
You should not also hinge all your hopes on music.

For success story that makes it to the top.

There are 999 failures that we do not hear about.

You do not have to go to school.

But learn a good income skill to pay your bills and support your music dream.

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Sports / Re: What Clemens Westerhof Told Eguavoen About Super Eagles by MrMurdah: 9:57am On Jan 24, 2022
Westerhof Nigeria's best coach ever.

Not because he was the best tactician, but he was the best when it came to man management.

He had an open ticket to Abacha and reported anyone that tried to distract his team.

This team was just ridiculous.

Players on social media, giving interviews.

Government people showing up anyhow.

What business does a central bank governor have with coming to see players for heck's sake?

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Religion / Re: 99% Of Human Beings Are Going To Hell - Mummy G.O (Video) by MrMurdah: 10:22pm On Jan 23, 2022
Wetin be Earlth again?
Family / Re: My Wife Is Not Interested In Relocating Abroad! by MrMurdah: 12:14pm On Jan 17, 2022
Apparently, you did not bother to ask her what she wanted to do.

You just felt it was going to be easy peasy because you were footing the money.

Not so easy.

It is best for you to ask her what she wants to do and back her financially.

For you to allow it to drag for 11 years is a problem in itself.

It will be herculean to take her out of her comfort zone if she has been jobless for more than a decade and expect her to have an overnight career.

Best to find out what business she can start and support her financially.

Point blank period.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Tochi Deletes Engagement Post As Fiancée Shares Cryptic Message by MrMurdah: 8:22pm On Jan 11, 2022
A reminder why you should stop proposing in public places with people covering it on their phones and begging the babe to agree.

A very silly way to ask someone to marry you.

It shows insecurity and a lack of belief so you want to put the person under pressure publicly.

Better babe.

Your head dey there.

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Politics / Re: FFK: Again, Precious Chikwendu Waits To See Her Children Without Success by MrMurdah: 8:44am On Jan 10, 2022
Karlovich:
embarassed She should go to the man's house if she wants to see her children, she's making it seem like they were kidnapped.

Why you talking like someone with half brain?

Clearly you have no inkling of history between those 2.

The fact that simply seeing her kids has turned to a court case should tell you that all personal moves to resolve the matter has failed.

You can see that FFK is still disobeying a court order.
Religion / Re: 500 Muslims Attend Christmas Church Service In Kaduna by MrMurdah: 11:47am On Dec 26, 2021
"Created by one God"...you must be demented, deluded and dimwitted.
Politics / Re: We're In Final Phase Of Campaign Against Insurgency - President Buhari Assures by MrMurdah: 10:42am On Dec 24, 2021
For almost 8 years you have been saying the same thing.

Nigeria's most useless president ever.
Health / Re: I Think I'm Infected, Please Advise by MrMurdah: 7:35pm On Dec 19, 2021
Whether na 1 girlfriend or 1 million.

Unprotected sex leaves you exposed.
Music/Radio / Re: Bella Shmurda: I'm Richer Than Everyone In My Class Who Thought I Was Dull by MrMurdah: 7:25pm On Dec 19, 2021
Making this type of statement shows you are really dull.

Better invest your money wisely, if you want spend am finish on marijuana.

Music no be career of longevity

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Politics / Re: #NorthIsBleeding: Group Calls On Southerners To Join Protests Against Banditry by MrMurdah: 1:41pm On Dec 15, 2021
Did you join the EndSars protest?
Sports / Re: Ramos: I'm Going To Fight To Death For PSG In The Game Against Real Madrid by MrMurdah: 10:26am On Dec 14, 2021
Person wey never play one single game for PSG.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: Why I Never Had Sleepless Night Despite Issues In Nigeria by MrMurdah: 7:20am On Dec 12, 2021
These stupid posts that just pluck statements out of thing air.

I was at the programme.

He never said he was not bothered about the challenges in the country.

The service is online.

Edit and post it here if he said he did not care.

Nonsense and ingredients.
Business / Re: Shoprite Building A Mall In Kaduna (Photos) by MrMurdah: 6:32pm On Dec 05, 2021
vanbonattel:


That bandits will bomb very soon because Christians go there to mingle grin

Spoken like a true ignorant ignoramus

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Education / Re: Dowen College Mourns Late Sylvester Oromoni's Death (Read Full Statement) by MrMurdah: 12:02pm On Dec 05, 2021
Idiots calling for a "thorough and proper investigation".

Did you investigate before you said the poor boy died from a football accident?

Your school has been closed.

The Delta state government is on you.

The atrocity is trending on social media, you are trying to remove yourself.

School should be closed down permanently.

You lied about the boy's death.

Allowed the culprits escape instead of handing them to the police.

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Education / Re: A Female Celebrity Is The Owner Of Dowen College – Ubi Franklin Reveals by MrMurdah: 4:54pm On Dec 04, 2021
See mumu, you know the celebrity and yet you are not saying who it is too.

This guy is really dull.

What a slowpoke.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Now Doing Music How He Wants It — Adesua Etomi by MrMurdah: 12:59pm On Dec 03, 2021
Doing music how he wants it because he is no longer a top tier artiste.

If he was still as hot and headlining shows when he was Mr Capable....he would not be using you as inspiration trust.

Just like Chindinma that became a gospel artist when secular music was no longer happening for her, Oga Banky has now found a niche making married people music.

Do not make it look like he had options.

He didn't.
Celebrities / Re: Tems Rejects Wizkid's Move To Grope Her While Performing On Stage (Video) by MrMurdah: 10:31am On Dec 02, 2021
Tems hiding her booty since Nigeria's amalgamation in 1914.

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