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Clickbank is a saturated market in my opinion. And you really do not do yourself any favors by looking to promote a product every man woman and the household pet is also promoting.
Google you should turn up some things.

@ op..this your sham is so obvious it is this close to making me puke. Your inexperienced grasp of the English language is evident even on this thread. I do not even need to see any thing that you have written to think otherwise. Assuming you were even the next literary giant, the way you have conducted yourself here leaves much to be desired, yapping like an ill tempered bukateria owner.
@ boda..forget this guy and tilt your energies towards things more constructive and deserving.

I came across this piece.

It sounds likes a conspiracy.

But it actually makes sense.

I cut out some pieces.

You can read the full article here

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Alagbe/586489594713742

In the Beginning

China has increasingly become an important economic player in Africa. The Chinese investments in Africa span across many sectors and are not confined only to the Chinese government or state-owned companies as we are led to believe. Several private Chinese companies have also invested heavily in Africa. For example, Huawei, a leading Chinese global telecom service provider, boasts a total investment of USD1.5 billion and a teeming workforce of over 4000 workers in Africa.

The Plot

The growth of China’s interest in Africa has been driven by an appetite for Africa’s natural resources as a means of sustenance towards rapid growth. Currently, China imports one third of its oil from Africa, and some of its investments are tied to resource extraction. For instance, Angola has bartered its oil resources for infrastructure development. Nonetheless, Chinese interests in the region go beyond oil and other raw materials.

The former Chinese premier Hu Jintao pledged $US20 billion in foreign aid to African countries towards infrastructure and agriculture. However, when these altruistic promises of developmental aid were made, there were covert deals struck by the sidelines.
Sleeping with the Enemy

Chinese telecommunications equipment manufacturers (Huawei, ZTE Corporation) are providing equipment for Nigerian telecoms infrastructure. They have even undertaken major projects in the Nigerian market like the Abuja CCTV project, which cost around $ 470M. . The project, which is funded through a $600 million credit facility obtained from EXIMBANK China, was awarded by the Federal Government in August 2010 and was completed in May 2011.

Upon completion, , the multi-million dollar project created a dedicated trunk system for inter-agency communication and linkages. In addition, it eradicated critical national security agencies from private network operators and service providers.

Fire on the Mountain

In February 2011, Huawei Technologies Company, the leading Chinese telecommunications equipment manufacturer, published an open letter to the U.S. Government denying security concerns over their company equipment and a request for a full investigation into their corporate operations.
Nigeria as a sovereign nation has to be wary of foreign aid or opportunities, which may not always, be in the country’s best interests.


Nigeria the Sleeping Giant

A researcher in security Felix Lindner, of the laboratory Recurity Labs, who expressed himself during a conference DefCon, in Las Vegas, suggested that it was potentially ideal - for attackers to reconfigure, intercept, monitor and alter all traffic that runs through Huawei routers.

Last July, the senator Jean - Mary Bockel of France in his parliamentary report on cyberdefence, openly pronounced a “ complete ban on the European territory of the “ navigators of heart of networks “ and other sensitive computer equipment of Chinese origin “.

According to reports, Huawei was prevented from participating in an invitation to tender for a vast national plan for reasons down to cybersecurity. In India, the agencies of internal security announced their concerns that ZTE should manage network 4G from Airtel to Kolkata.

Final Thoughts

This underlines a crucial scenario of a clear, present and future danger of state sponsored espionage which puts what is left of this country of ours at huge risk of being oppressed once again. As Sanusi Lamido so succinctly put “China is a major contributor to the de-industrialsation of Africa and thus African underdevelopment. Africa must recognize that China is not in Africa for African interests.”

I open your site and the first thing I see is '5 of the most important advices'.

You no even pity person for this heat; blatant lies and shooting sentence strewn errors from the hip.

250 dollars for a speech maybe. Article? Hell naw!

People are smarter than this, take your tissue of lies elsewhere.

This is not really news is it? Even my 2 year old son knows that corruption is a nigerian

I used to use Bullguard.

I am supposed to be entitled to 3 licenses.

However when I changed laptops, I found out I could not access my extra licenses.

What happened?

I am temporarily using Avast 2011. It looks good enough but the fact that I downloaded free is not exactly comforting.

How good is Avast?

What really is the difference between free anti-virus and a paid one?

Many questions.

But I know the techies on NL are always on point.

Thanks guys.

When it comes to a squabble, the man is always guilty.

Get real.

This is not a case of big dick or small dick.

A girl comes to randomly look at you, you are labeled insecure.

You that to a girl, you are a pervert.

That slap was well deserved.

He was warning her not to pull the move again and she was cussing and stuff.

She was all up in his face and actually slapped him first.

So he should have cried and said 'Jesus loves you'.

He slapped her back.

Good response.

If he did more than that, then I will have issues.

Chideumo...or wtf ur name is?

Your talking about 'Nigerianess' Lagbook copycatting Facebook is original for you?

You are yapping about Lagbook being the -ish cuz it's in the papers?

What planet are you on? When it comes to jaundiced journalism, Nigeria is a perennial contender.

With less than 15k I can get my name or biz in print.

And do not even begin to compare, Nairaland has more people that visit than those that actually register.

Check Alexa ranking and compare.

Come back in another 2 years....let's see if lagbrook or wtf name is, will still be around.

Go and hawk your online PR sumwhere else.

So obvious, you are ignorant about the Internet landscape.

Typing in loud and exasperating font like an ignoramus on a recline.

With a name as inventive as Lagbook..wow....Seun you have nada to worry about.

You don't expect a bashing on NL.

What planet have you been living on?

Mars?

Neptune?

Uranus?

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...prolly Pluto.

As far as broadcasting goes...Victor should not be on TV.

I wonder what this silly post is doing here.

Absconding with billions of naira even Forrest Gump would end up a billionaire zillion times over.

@ Money Lover I don't know if it is you or those Boko Bastards that should be in pole position on the high way to Hell.

People like you in foremost countries like the USA are studied.

And removed from sane society.

It is so obvious you are a callous, semi-insane, sexiopath.

What a f..king sick weasel.

2 Media Carnivorous Whores.

Cannot wait to see how this will implode.

Doggedness.

Persistence.

Focus.

Hard Work.

Creativity.

Spirituality.

Dear All,



Please find below the list of vacant positions within the African Union Commission. Application must be done through the e-Recruitment portal http://www.aucareers.org.




Job Title


Grade


1


AUDITOR


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


24-Apr-12

2


IT AUDITOR


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


25-Apr-12

3


SENIOR POLICY OFFICER (POLITICAL & LEGAL MATTERS)


P3


Arusha, Tanzania


19-May-12

4


HEAD OF DIVISION, EXTERNAL RESOURCES MANAGEMENT


P5


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


20-May-12

5


FINANCE OFFICER


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


20-May-12

6


HEAD OF PEACE FUND


P4


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


21-May-12

7


BILINGUAL SECRETARY


GSA4


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


21-May-12

8


POLITICAL OFFICER (DEMOCRACY AND GOVERNANCE)


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


22-May-12

9


SENIOR POLITICAL OFFICER (ANTICORRUPTION AND PUBLIC SERVICE)


P3


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


22-May-12

10


SENIOR POLITICAL OFFICER (HUMAN RIGHTS)


P3


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


22-May-12

11


HEAD OF DIVISION CLINICAL SERVICES


P5


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

12


HEAD OF THE MEDICAL LABORATORY


P4


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

13


HEAD OF INFORMATION DIVISION


P5


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

14


WEBMASTER (PORTUGUESE)


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

15


WEBMASTER (KISWAHILI)


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

16


POLICY OFFICER (CROP PRODUCTION)


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

17


POLICY OFFICER (LIVESTOCK)


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

18


SENIOR POLICY OFFICER, CLIMATE CHANGE


P3


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

19


POLICY OFFICER (PROGRAM BUDGET)


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

20


POLICY OFFICER SOFTWARE DEVELOPER


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

21


SENIOR POLICY OFFICER ( PLANNING).


P3


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

22


SENIOR POLICY OFFICER (RESEARCH AND STATISTICS)


P3


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


27-May-12

23


SPORT OFFICER


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


28-May-12

24


HEAD OF DIVISION: CULTURE


P5


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


28-May-12

25


HEAD OF DIVISION: SPORTS


P5


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


28-May-12

26


POLICY OFFICER (FOOD SECURITY AND NUTRITION )


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


30-May-12

27


POLICY OFFICER, CLIMATE CHANGE


P2


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


30-May-12

28


SENIOR POLICY OFFICER, CLIMATECHANGE


P3


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


30-May-12

29


HEAD OF INTERPRETATION DIVISION


P5


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


31-May-12

30


HEAD OF TRANSLATION DIVISION


P5


Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


31-May-12

May God punish all those Boko Bastards.

Your sons will feed on dung.

Your daughters will rollick with rabid dogs.

Are you spontaneously funny?

Do you take time to graft your OWN jokes rather than jump on the boring bandwagon?

Are you creative, witty and a dead shot with accents?

We might be looking for you. (Male or Female)

Any other innate and crazy talent that peppers your comedic ability would be appreciate

Send a succinct email to toluwalomo@gmail.com why you think you are tailored for the job.

Include your pin if you have 1.

You can also give as much details as you are comfortable here.

Short-listed candidates will be contacted.

LAGOS INHABITANTS ONLY.

All you hating n Huddersfield, I don't get it.

Even without her marital status, she still ups her chances of returning to Nigeria with a UK degree.

No matter the texture.

I guess you are reading satan's bible, judging by your warped up user-name.

Lagos, notorious for the hurry-hurry attitude.

Simi you are with God.

You were young and without blemish.

As you were not corrupted by this evil world.

May this thought, comfort the earthly family you left behind.

Why do we celebrate mediocrity? The key is whether this project is novel, that is, is it different from all the prior existing inventions? The answer is no. Battery-powered cars have been made for over 20 years, and now the technology has evolved to hybrid cars. There are also full-electric cars, and the batteries are made of lithium and can last anywhere from 150-300 miles on one charge. The latest technology in electric cars are high-performance electric cars, that is, electric cars that boast around 400-500 horse power, can go from 0-60mph in less than 10seconds, and can drive for 150-350 miles on a single charge. The leading companies with the high-performance electric cars are Tesla Motors and Fisker motors, both from the United States.

To make a make-shift version of existing technologies is not something to be celebrated. Let's celebrate novelty.

You are yapping about high technology cars and companies.

And a young genius in Nigeria, with no support except from a church ministry does something grand and you are shooting it down.

You are looking for something novel from Nigeria, a first from Nigeria before highly developed countries like the US, Germany, Japan and UK?

Wake up.

Only thing that smacks of novelty in Nigeria is juju and the witches that find more novel ways to kill and frustrate people.

For someone, who seems versed in car technology, I expected you to realize this sense of advancement from the backwater continent of Africa.

Daar Communications is an ad-hoc organisation. Anything you see you take. Any advice given here will have changed by the time you resume. Take the offer if you don't have anything better to do with your time.

No benefits bro.

I got a text saying I was primed for a final interview with Management.

When I saw it was Daar?

Damn, even if I was unemployed I would not touch that job with a 30-foot pole.

I got a call telling me to come today. I said I was not interested.

You will be so overworked, a slave-horse's work rate would look like a vacation.

Your salary would be crap and grossly inconsistent.

Don't bother my friend.

I applied there.

By the time I went for the 1st interview and even saw the sordid state of Doheney Services and the grumpy tired look of the staff, I knew they could not give me the type of job I was looking for.

God gave me a job on the island.

6-figure salary with other perks attached.

And that is only the beginning.

If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.

Just focus and persevere something good will hit you soon.

Glory!

Sick bastard, your bed space is in hell.

May the God of wrath strike you dead IJN.

But the pregnant teenager fears her life may not be the same again after going through so much pain and rejection from a man she had believed was honorable. She is sick, dejected and deeply worried she might lose her pregnancy after all.

Dumb chic.

At 19, you are shagging a man prolly old enuff to be your father, married with kids.

And you talking about honor?

Only people I pity is your hypertensive father and the poor child you are going to bring into the world.

May God's wrath  burn up your skinny ass if you attempt to abort.

Let's not jump to conclusions.

Every bomb blast is linked to Boko Haram.

Wrongfully so.

I am from Kogi State. I can confirm there have been a spate of bombings in the last 5 months.

Over 6 by my last count.

And the signature is apparent here.


Bombing police stations and trying to blow up the safe of a bank.

So it was the army that killed innocent Xtians on Xmas day?

Boko Bastard!

The devil will dine with you in hell.

Is there really room for dialogue?

Boko Haram is a perverted blood-sucking demon that cannot be exorcised with round table discussions.

The problems bite harder than that.

They have gone too far down the road to hell.

Besides there are many permutations to this.

If it was a northerner in power, it would have Niger-Deltan millitants doing the same thing, creating confusion in the country.

Though obviously with a lesser body count.

Too much weed destroyed his career.