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My plan is to fvck my FWB throughout the day and refreshments don dey stocked in the kitchen...

Peaceful life is not more than this....

If u know, u know.

Night clubs, olosho quarters go full die....

But one of my FWB don dey my house since morning...

Wallahi, if u guys want to enjoy life and peace of mind, just do away with all this relationship chess and get urself some fvckmates.... I swear u all will thank me always...

No stress, no drama, no shittt...

Flex, fvck, pay and stay fresh... Simple....


Those who are in this game go understand wetin I dey talk...

This OP

This is how e dey always start till e end up on Nairaland front page evey night...


We dey always see them in a SIMPly midnight tears for front page...

Once government interferes, the parents compensated, the murderer can then be stones to death...

That's how witches are killed... Stone them to death in public and decompose her body to hungry pigs.

Stupid murderer... U shall be killed soon!

Sannisege:
[s]your father is more unfortunate for birthing a loser like you[/s]

Mr. Man, hope ur head is not paining u...

Yeah, very good....

Keep bringing in more Aboki - bastard!

I weep for this country in advance if this unfortunate being called Tinubu wins the presidential election...

I just weep for all of una in advance.


Ogun kill all of una together!

Criminal political bastards!

This is a sign of person wey life don tire...

Make dem dey give this lecturer a close monitoring, make baba no go commit suicide lojiji.

Mumu guy was even asking what he should cook for her... Damn! What a shameless SIMP.

She for no drag him ass to court, na heaven self for carry him matter go.

Nonsense.

Some mother in-laws self.

You do this to my own child, you're gone already.

Foolish cheacher.

I normally tell u guys, the only way to have peace of mind in ur lie is to do away with anything relationship with girls...

Dem don swear for all of una, that's why y'all mumu keep disturbing the front page with una yeye SIMPstories...

I have no advice for una....

blinking001:
Baby mamarism is the future. Men are gradually getting wiser and are boycotting marriage in large numbers.

No time, bro. You're undoubtedly on point....

No time for marriage shiit, just put prick in one fine babe toto and give am Belle make she born fine children for you, no marriage shiit, no commitment, just be taking care of the mother and give the children the best life a father can give.


I hail u, bro.

Bastards claiming cultists...

Y'all should please continue killing unaselves....


Ogun kill all of una together!

Since you've all started venturing into money rituals, y'all will continue to be dying untimely in your families' presence....

Y'all will continue dying young and miserably...

Awón oloriburuku somebody....


Ogun kill all of una together!

Thank you, Almighty Father.

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everythinggirly:
There is nothing wrong with marriage as an institution. Where something is wrong is the couple who chose to be beasts.

Thank you, Jesus.

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Wonderful Lord, we thank you, baba.

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You're a wonderful father.

Thank you, Lord.

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Thank you, father.

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Think you, Jesus.

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N Ogun go kill u and ur fellow politicians from A-Z.

Criminal bastard!

Good....

The gala must go round....

Everybody must have their own share of the stupidity they created....

All lawyers are also criminals, Ogun kill all of una together!

As all of una dey run for the presidency, na so una go run enter una death before 2023.

All of una together!

All u criminal Nigerian politicians, u stupid bastards, Ogun kill all of una together!

Ethanuella:
Hmmmn,
The way these youngsters do despicable things for money ehhh.

In the next decade, houses and cars would become really cheap, because all these boys would end up selling them to to cure madness/ailment, or when they go broke (juju failure/end of ritual).

The amount of impotent, barren, and mentally unstable people that will flood this country in the next decade will be alarming.

Just continue your legitimate hustle. God will crown your efforts

Gotta save some bucks for this time, cos I would love to buy a Mercedes Benz Maybach of that year, and probably, a one-storey house.

For peace to reign; get the girls, fvck them, pay them, then bounce....

Only if u want peace of mind, bro. ..

That's how u should treat ur next catch.


Stay blessed, bro.

All under Buhari's regime...


Dead country.

Beautiful....

I like as all their pictures are collaged in one...

That's how I want to see their obituary in one picture before the next election....


Ogun kill all of una together!

kettykin:
It seems Nigeria has reached the next level already before elections, i Wonder the campaign gimmicks this satanically devilish evil APC will use to deceive gullible Nigerians in 2023

Majority of Nigerians are idiots, politically...


As I said before, even if dem give Buhari 3rd term, many mumu Nigerians are ready to vote for him...

Dead country....



I hail u, bro.