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NwanyiAwkaetiti:
People who lay much emphasis on physical appearances sometimes end up making making d wrong choice.

Good luck sha as ladies Don finish for your church or workplace

IamDGrateful:
I'm not really....just being realistic.

oochi123:
I just need a miracle oooo.

Arabiandude:
But it wasn't propaganda when you were told the country has gone into recession?

Zieina:
If you steal all the inventory in a shop there'll be no shop to run- VP Osinbajo (in response to Obi) .

Preetti:
No, I get enough of that

Preetti:
All I want for Christmas is for something spectacular to happen to me before the year ends

pacificman:
stop asking him to marry you...what is wrong with nigerians and america..once una hear say person come from america na so una body go day move...if hes coming from libya would you be asking all this yeye questions..lol

highpriestess:
Loool.

Their mission failed, they can keep licking their wounds.
Thanks for understanding.

faithfull18:
Hmmn, they fit each other. The whole picture just became clearer. They both find it difficult to make comments without adding insults.

IamD18:
You dey crack me up. Walai

You said nothing but the truth. She's a snitch pretending to be friend with Colourich, Kiimbraa and Mhizbliss.

Her own na to laugh in reality when they fight themselves and pretending on Nland here. She obviously tried to find out who was dating the said lady and ended up getting blasted.

Na that Colourich i dey pity, because this dirty Owerri mechanic who's yet to graduate because of carryover will deceive and make her make a mistake of her life.

She's a snake in their midst. I know what she did when I had problem with Colourich then, she gave herself away and made it clear to me that she was enjoying the banters

iamJ:
Low self esteem, i guess she is dating the guy she mentioned and when he called her to complain and blast her, her self esteem level dropped more and she deactivated, all these noise makers here, dont even have mind, small brown hair insults and she is feeling depressed, at least we have diluted ugly here a bit

INTEGRITYA1:
Hello boss, I'm scared the OP has deleted her username today. Most likely she couldn't bear the heat after she see some matured and meaningful conversations on here.

I was expecting her to just say sorry to all personalities she has attacked and everybody will move on. It's a bit painful if she actually delete her account in relation to this thread.

I hope she must have lent something from here and she will be more guided going forward.

Wishing her the best.

GrabHisBalls:
I was only acting on the information I got, but since you said you didn't, I don't know who to believe now. I am sorry if you feel wrongly accused. Like I said before; I should be sleeping now 'cause I'm on drugs. Let's assume none of this happened. I am sorry once again, and goodbye.

highqueen:
Hmmm

INTEGRITYA1:
I appreciate your input Sir, many thanks.

INTEGRITYA1:
Boss, you really tried for keep arguing with the op. I read where OP said her friend pay 30k recently to register a business and she said the agent who do the registration told them the money could have been more if not for declaration by the government to slash the price till Dec ending. That's serious

OP, if you don't mind you can confirm from your friend or so if what she registered was Business Name or Limited liability company. Though I guess "Business Name" because if the Agent refers to the slash by government for charging 30k, I will like to explain here that; the slash as put forward by Vice President applicable only to Business Name not other forms of registration and the 50% slash will end by 30th of December 2018 (Standard fee was 10k but Business Name are to pay 5k instead and from January next year the price will return to 10k).

Boss it's nice meeting on here, I opened this thread for the tittle caught my attention before I came across controversial issues, all well and good. I've been reading on CAC website lately because I'm looking forward to register limited liability company (Not Business Name) any time from now.
I can see the barrier of going through accredited agent has been removed so I will be doing it myself, but I need some clarification regards official payments
- Reservation of name - 500
- Registration of private limited with share capital of #1m - 10k

When I checked the website I noticed the stamp duty fee was required but the amount was not stated and you mentioned 8k from your previous comments.
Kindly give more clues as regards these.

Also, about Article and Memorandum of understanding, is it necessary I consult a lawyer to draft it for me or it will be generated automatically by CAC during registration.

I noticed I can do the first 3 stages of registration online before going to their office to perfect it, but I need to be well guided before starting.

Then back to op, most likely you're a gentle and easy going fellow; it doesn't do you any harm if you can at least apologize to those you've attacked on this topic in your curiosity. I can tell you convincingly that most of those class room theories doesn't always applicable in real world.

So, if you want to learn more about different categories of business registration

http://www.cac.gov.ng/

Shalom

kimbraa:
Go and sleep. Now you know there's difference between an enterprise and a company? If registering a business name doesn't make it legal per se according to you, then what does? Contradicting shìt!

kimbraa:
If I should go to CAC to register a business name, and the business name is accepted, what does that mean? Shouldn't that make that business a legal entity? A what's incorporation?

kimbraa:
You're so closed minded. I've told you repeatedly to stop telling me stuffs about 'Company incorporation" I don't have an argument with you on those. What I am saying is, you can't take a business to CAC, and it will be incorporated as a company when it's meant to be an enterprise. What's a business name? Is there any difference between registering a business name and incorporating a business? There's no fùcking difference.

And FYI, Mr Patrick already said what correlated to why I created this thread. Maybe it's too hard for you to understand that you just can't incorporate a one man business to a company when it doesn't meet the tenets a company should. And share capital isn't the only criteria used. Goodbye with your ignorance!

kimbraa:
Shut up! And stop misleading people. I'm 100% certain you're either jobless as we speak, but claiming to have registered companies. I know of someone who registered her business with CAC just last month for 30k, they took that amount 'cause I heard FG told them to reduce it to that and it was registered as an Enterprise. Need I also remind you it's a Salon? Why would any sane person say CAC registers businesses as companies? Guy, don't let me slap you through this phone. You're becoming a nuisance on this thread with your idiotic comments. Even without being told, I know what my lecturers taught me and you're too ignorant to think your garbage would change that. I can borrow you a book if you want.

faithfull18:
What? I don't know your lecturer. I took courses on entrepreneurship in a govt owned institution, my lecturer doesn't own/run a business not even in the past. Classes were taught with case studies. I work and interact with people who own business/companies.

Writing a book about a subject matter doesn't automatically make you an authority on it.

I am more interested in the 'doing' part and what works or doesn't work.

I have seen someone who wrote a book on marriage worth N5000 whose marriage failed. Tell me something else.

The back and forth is tiring. I rest my case here.

PatrickOkunima:
There are 3 types of companies, viz:

1. Unlimited Company

2. Company Limited By Guarantee, and

3. Company Limited By Share

Under No. 3 is where we have the Private Limited Company (LTD) and Public Limited Company (PLC).

Other businesses: Sole Proprietorship (One Man Business) and Partnership are not really companies, though most people refer to them as such.
That's the reason one man business owner and partnership business do not pay company income tax. From the standpoint of the law, a one man business owner is the same or not different from his business. Same goes for partnership.

A company is a person on its own, different from it's promoters. Can sue and be sued in its own name. The assets of a company are distinct or different from that of its owners.

Be you a Company owner, Sole Proprietorship Owner or Partnership Owner, you are a CEO.

dennel:
I’m a chartered accountant...! Wud have loved to mak it crystal clear to you but you seem bn sentimental n conclusive about the CEO or M of a tn* lemme know if we actually wanna deliberate or smtn! Nothing to talk about sef...!

Companies are businesses... businesses are companies, I think whr you missing it is considering the capital and size of the investment which made you talk about Directors and co the other time* Your son cud be registered as one of your Directors you know?

kimbraa:
Stop calling those your league of ignoramus into this thread. I told you I was going to get Nairaland to educate you, not some dumb romancelanders.

Cc: Lalasticlala.