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kimbraa:
Dude needs to log out Mrphysics in order to login Admin401.

A guy with a brain size that of a fish!

Hahahahaha, another means of exit from nairaland discussion especially when you are losing or being dealt with is to claim someone is another person. Well, I have said it before and let me say it again, I am Mrphysics, I don't have an alternate because there is no need for an alternate now.

See how highqueen is looking at you disgracing your school and the course you are studying. I was told it's education economics you studied in school, why claim you are an accounting student?

kimbraa:
You're very stupid! Take it from me that you are. Is that account the alternate you've been using to 'Like' your posts? You being pained or just playing a mind game.

According to you, busy people are offline doing things. What were you doing on here? Shouldn't you have been offline doing real things? Don't you know that calling me a kid is also an insult? Speaking of Hypocrisy!

Back to what you said is the mistake Nigerian students make; I'm 100% certain you haven't gone through school. There's no fùcking difference between what's taught and what they assume to what's the reality. For an example, as a medical student, you're taught a lot about the human body in theory and practical, years later you're hired by a hospital to practice what you've learnt and it's exactly what it's if properly taught. Same thing is applicable to Engineering, Banking and Finance, Accounting, Economics, Nursing, ETC. See... your head is empty as we chat. You're just looking for cheap sympathy.

Go back to google, I'm done with you.

Today is Sunday. It's resting day. To you, every day is insult and resting day. So it looks the same.

Now, they are real differences between what you are taught in school and what you see in the real world. Using your analogy as an example, during medical practice, student doctors are sent to their teaching hospitals where they see for themselves what what they are taught in the class happens in real life. So before they graduate, they have gone through series of real life issues and scenarios in their teaching hospitals.

Have you heard of a teaching hospital?

You are still a baby, if you had followed your instincts from the beginning, you would have pulled out. But your ego wouldn't let you do that until you show the world how little you are and how you shouldn't be taken serious. Like I said, if it it about sex, romance, and relationship, I would have backed out for you since it's all you know.

Kimbraa, this is real world knowledge not your 8-9am account lectures where you are taught balance sheet and simple auditing problems.

Admin401:
Being so defensive. Sweety, just stick to your home econs class and allow those with real world knowledge to discuss.

And business studies too. She has no understanding of how what she was thought operates in real world.

kimbraa:
It's evident that you go on google, type one thing and then bring it here to claim superior knowledge. I won't be surprised if you've never worked for a real company. Who told you now that any business can be called a company? Go do real research. You're just being brazen with your level of ignorance and it's sickening.

FYI, I'm not yet a graduate and don't need to be absorbed in the labour market to know the basics of companies. As a student of Accounting, what am I supposed to function with if I don't know shìt about partnerships, sole proprietorship, and companies? You're making a mistake by assuming I've to work in a company first to know these. Tell that nonsense to your village people, and be humbled. You don't know anything.

Okay, let me give you an expo in case of next time. When it comes to CAC processes (pre incorporation, incorporation, and post incorportation) and FIRS processes regarding tax, don't argue with me. What we do in where I work is to automate government processes, so basically we are consultants to CAC and FIRS (on a certain tax). I have done real work in automating tax processes and on CAC processes than you can imagine. So when I talk on government processes and how it works, just shut up and learn.

I know you are a still a student who have basic or no knowledge on how what you read works in real life.

Stop imagining a company as one entity. Companies are categorized financially based on their share capital. Now a N1m share capital company can always increase its share capital through a post incorporation process called Share increase. So you don't need to have N1bn share capital to be a company.

Most people who register their business through the portal lay claim of N1m share capital and most of them have little or no employee save a secretary that stays in their business location who isn't even part of the company.

There is no difference between a business and a company like I said before. A business can exist either as a registered entity or unregistered entity. Seun does business but he may not have registered nairaland as a business. A company is a business entity with an RC number. Now the process of getting the RC number is called incorporation activity or registration process where you supply details of your first directors, second directors and the rest.

Kimbraa, you should have noticed that you aren't talking to a kid, it's shameful how you prolonged this and kept exposing your ignorance. At last, you announced again publicly that you aren't a graduate, yet you speak authoritatively on issue you have no knowledge of.

kimbraa:
You must be an idiot who thinks everyone needs some book to feign knowledge of a thing.

Home economics is more about the surroundings, cooking, and all that stuff about the home.

Go prepare for your JAMB, but do well to know the difference between 'Home Economics' and 'Economics' if that was what you meant. Kid!

Lol. I said it. All you do on nairaland is look for someone to insult. The good thing is that it doesn't put food on your table.

One good feature of a Nigerian student which you possess in large quantity is to think the real world works according to the fantasies and imaginations they have. Very soon, you won't be on nairaland looking for who to insult.

Scan through the thread, did you see any responsible lady who isn't a student that posted nonsense? They are busy facing their business, you only see people like you who have nothing to offer come to nairaland to talk trash and troll people.

kimbraa:
I wasn't expecting you to agree to that. Thieves don't agree being one even when caught.

Okay, I am liking my post, why not like yours if you think the nonsense you have been typing makes sense.

kimbraa:
Do you know you don't know your basis for this argument? I never said any business can't be registered. What I said was that you can't call any business a company. CAC is very specific of what a company is.

Save me of the business studies bullshìt. I'm schooling you 'cause it's my field of studies you delved into with little knowledge.

Back to another thing you said which validates the fact that you know nothing. Not all companies sell/buy shares in stock market. The stock market only quotes shares of pulic limited liability company. maybe you should get a book on these things before going into discourse on them. And again, you know nothing.

Says a student who haven't gone into any business, worked before, stepped a foot into CAC or registered a business.

Now, any business can be a company. Once you have RC number, you are a company irrespective of the number of persons you have in your business premises.

Becoming a company is very simple. The point here is that you don't even know the difference between a business and a company. They are the same but one has RC number while the other has a BN or does not have any registration identity.

Secondly, I don't know about stock market but one thing I know which is certain is that not anyone can just go stock market and trade shares. For you to do that, you must be a registered entity or work through a broker. You will also attain some regulatory requirements as may be specified by the SEC.

I laughed at your field of study nonsense. That's not how real life is. That is the mistake you keep making. Someone in the field is schooling your ignorance and you are there talking trash while feeding/learning from the wealth of knowledge I shared here.


You are a kid kimbraa, you have not attained any level or worked with the relevant authorities that incorporates a business to have a say in this matter. Someone, a member of a consultant to CAC that automated all the processes is talking to you and you still have the gut to talk nonsense.

You just finished school, go for service, gain some necessary experience before you indulge in topics like this. You just know the academic knowledge which you are yet to fully understand how they integrate with the real world processes.

kimbraa:
Mrphysics, you seem to be logging out and logging back into the thread. What's up with that? Just keep another phone on your side that'll be doing the "Liking" of your posts for you.

Do I sound like someone who needs nairaland likes? You don't like one who is low on the food chain.

One of the reasons why I don't take you serious or most ladies in this section. Go through the entire thread, from page 1-8, 97% of the ladies that commented are students or just leaving school, yet they come to nairaland feeling like they are on top of the world. Some of you should just be hiding somewhere learning the basics of life not studying relationship as a university course. Your knowledge of sex, romance and abuse is what has manacled you into the lady you have become. So when it is about insults or rants, you become excited and glow to the amazement of your cheerladies who enjoys it.

But change the topic to something serious, you guys shows that brain isn't evenly distributed or sexually transmitted. That is why on the thread on the age people made their first million naira, non of you was seen there. Because the only 1 million you have earned is one million insults on nairaland.

kimbraa:
Stop the nonsense about company registration. Seems you learnt it of recent and want to tell the world. We were not talking of that.

Did I read you say the only difference between a company and a business is legal backing? Do enterprises sell/buy shares? Do they have an array of employees? Is their existence perpetual?

You know nothing.

Lol, you are funny. Maybe this section is romance and everything about it is romance.

Selling or shares is done in the capital market, and you don't just walk into the stock market and buy shares without going through a broker and the rest. There and then you must either be a registered company or go under a law firm.

The basic difference is just the choice of registration they did. I have seen some unregistered business with array of employees. Point is, even if a business is registered, if it has a certain number of employees, you can classify them according to what you are thought in business studies.

My point which you have understood is that anyone can get a business registered. You can register your business and use me as your director or even use highqueen as your director (both of you are trouble makers).

Now you have to pay me for teaching you kimbraa

kimbraa:
This is so laughable. Why do foolish people think they're intelligent? I was more concerned about a sole proprietor calling herself a CEO as mostly misused by Nigerians, while you were here blabbing a lot about company registration.

Olodo! If you've actually registered a company or has access to the portal, you would have been able to specify that CAC registers business based on their existing forms. You don't call a one man business(sole proprietorship) a company, CAC calls those ones Enterprises. A company may be promoted by one or two persons who're called promoters, but it entails more than having a business name, and being a promoter. For any business to be incorporated as a company; it must exist in either of this two forms: a public limited liability company, or a private limited liability company with shareholders ranging from 7-infinity and from 2-50 for private.

What I'm trying to say is, that you own a business unit doesn't make it a company. There's difference between a partnership business, sole proprietorship, and a company. You dig?

I don't dig Kimbraa. If i can tell you, the only difference between a business and a company is that a business is an entity without a legal backing or standing. While a company is business with a legal standing to bid for contracts and conduct other transactions.

I understand that the focus is on why she calls herself a CEO, while you guys make that argument which you are right anyway, you also make some mistake regarding what a company is and the processes of registering it.

Coming back to what you said, in CAC, business processes are in three forms: Pre-incorporation, Incorporation, and Post incorporation.
What most sole proprietorship business owners do is have an agent register a business name for them without knowing it isn't registered.
Business name is a pre incorporation activity, the output is a business name certificate. With a business name (BN), you are not a registered company and you pay tax to your state government as an individual (enterprise). For the sake or legality, an enterprise is a business without an RC number, perhaps a BN.

What is my point:
1. Whether your business is a one room business, you can register your company and include anyone, i mean anyone as your first director, or even secretary as long as you have access to their national means of identification. Basically, anyone, including you Kimbraa, can register a business if you like operate from your bathroom or toilet, as along as you have an address, you can register your business.

It is during the incorporation processes that you choose whether you are an LTD or PLC, etc.

2. People shouldn't brag because they have their business registered. Anyone can do it. Business registration is the simplest thing to do this days. Only cost 30k while Business Name registration costs N5k as subsidized by the VP until December 31st before it goes back to the normal N10k.


Though you need to pay for this knowledge, I dash it to you because I noticed you are still growing. But you need to be fast, they are a lot of competition out there. Don't rush to google, get some theory and paste here.

You are an Enterprise only if you choose to go for Business Name registration. This costs only 5k for now until December 31. Once you choose to register as an Enterprise, you will only have the privilege of using that name to open a current account and aid your business operation. Business Name registration comes out giving you a BN showing you are still an individual. That is when you answer an enterprise. But if you have up to 30k, you can ignore the BN registration and simply incorporate your business ones.

During the post incorporation activities, you change change some of the details though it would cost you little cash.

kimbraa:
What's wrong with you? Seems you don't know how to pick your arguments. Who's talking about company registration?

Just to point out something to you. People register businesses, while others register companies. Try to differentiate both before going on on how to register a company in corporate affairs commission.

You have not registered a business before so I don't expect you to know what is obtainable out there.

The emboldened shows there is a void to fill. Don't come to this forum with the Business Studies you learned in the junior secondary school. I don't even understand what you mean that people register business while others register company. Kimbraa, I am talking of the real world and perhaps something higher than your present knowledge. It's not about romance, sex, or abuse where you strive. So take a look at it again, if it is beyond your understanding, then wave it a good day.

Mentioning me again without proper knowledge or understanding of the processes of incorporating a business/company would further expose your level of exposure to real life.

kimbraa:
Sole proprietorship with a board of directors? Do you even know the difference between a sole proprietorship, and a company? I noticed Nigerians are the most to abuse the word 'CEO'. Owing a business doesn't necessarily make you a CEO.

You have never registered a business with CAC or do you? Now, the company I work with automated the CAC company registration portal and I am a system analyst. I will respond to you as someone who have much insight on it as I did analysis of the portal.

You can register your company either as an individual or through an agent. Agents that can access the portal must either be a lawyer, chartered accountant or a chartered secretary. As an agent registered with CAC, you have the option of registering more than one company and all mapped to you. You can register as an agent either as an individual (N3000/year) or a firm (N10,000 per year). Firms who register as an agent can give licence to three persons working with them. Let's dive into the topic.

When you approach new.cac.gov.ng, you will not start your incorporation process unless you have gotten a your company name reserved (this is to avoid you using same name with a registered company), the output of a new reservation process is the availability code. So when you visit the portal, and upon registration, once you click on company incorporation/registration, the system will request for the availability code and will retrieve the details and allow you to continue the incorporation process.

Now you can register your company as a manager of a sole proprietorship. The requirements is that you have a secretary and shareholders. In most cases, people registering will use their family members as shareholders and enter their details. These shareholders doesn't have to be a big person, it just have to be an individual above 18 years.

I am not saying her use of CEO is right, however, I am only saying that anyone can register a company with CAC. In fact, most people seeking Visa to travel out runs to the portal to create a company, get their CAC incorporation certificate and show it as a sign that they aren't leaving the country forever. It's very simple and it takes just 48 hours.


Just to add, when you register your own company as an individual using the portal, you are automatically taken/assumed to be a director. Then you will list another person as second director, then company secretary. These people can be anyone. You mustn't attain level 16 in public service to be a director of a company.

BiafraBushBoy:
Clearly, an illiterate who doesn't understand the difference between a Founder, Entrepreneur, MD, and CEO

Someone pays 55k to register a dead coy with the CAC, comes out and throw open her mouth wide calling herself CEO - without even knowing the meaning.

Company registration with CAC costs N30k. One can register a company if he is the director of the company. You don't need a lawyer or agent to register your company if you are a director of the company.

Company incorporation takes less than 48 hours to get registered from the day submission online.

One can start the process of company registration online and finish online too.

Any body can register a company, Just visit www.new.cac.gov.ng

spill:
Many thanks Mrphysics for your response. I highly appreciate it.

Please which withdrawal channel do you use to cash out your fiverr funds?

If Paypal kindly refer the person you deal with to me, as I have funds to cash out.

I use payoneer Mastercard for withdrawal. I don't use because PayPal rate is very poor. If you have Make a Payment option on your Payoneer account, then you can easily exchanger it.

spill:
Hi Nairalanders,

I know this tread is for freelancers mostly fiverr sellers.

I have a challenge and I need advice on how to go about it.

I'm a seller on fiverr, I make direct withdrawal to my local bank(FIRST BANK) through Payoneer. I make withdrawals like 2 times every month and this has been happening since June this year.

I made my second withdrawal for the month of November on 19th of same month but my funds have not arrived up till today.

I have informed Payoneer and they sent a document to me showing that my funds have been processed and loaded by my local bank (FIRST BANK).

I have visited First bank close to me severally and they are not really helping matter as the claim not to know anything about Payoneer including their manager.
Their actions have yielded no result for more than 10 days, because I have not been credited yet.

The fund involved is of good amount, I cannot just ignore the money, I worked hard for it.

Please house, I need advice on how best to go about this issue.

Many thanks for your time to read and advice accordingly.

Hi oga spill, I learned it takes up to 15 days shaa. I haven't used that direct withdrawal method.

secondly, those bank people won't help, they don't even know what payoneer is. Ask for their domiciliary account manager or unit

virgoquin:
lol,

l think she is just joking because I don't think anybody will have the heart to do such.

Yeah, she's joking.

One can predict to 99% accuracy women/ladies secrets. It doesn't pass sex with married man or a BJ to their girlfriends boyfriend.


We know what the secrets are

virgoquin:
Are you really serious bout what you wrote or you are just joking

You should have ignored her. Can't you see from her moniker that she has nothing but nairaland moniker.

CilicMarin:
Just back from 2 Weeks leave, where I had embarked on, to get myself refreshed for the task ahead ..

I need some updates pals

Atiku traveled to the United Sokoto Anurika (USA), he is still there shaa, who knows when he will be coming back?

Niketrouble:
Religion is a scam and a tool used to brainwash the gullible

Is this a response to the question the guy asked?

joan1678:
No, fiverr fund

It may have taken you some days to withdraw money that you worked hard to earn and even had to wait for 14 days. Unless you see a PayPal exchanger, the fund will remain on Fiverr. Due to the various problems experienced by PayPal exchangers, those with good ratings are mostly unavailable.

Imagine that you took the stress and patient needed to set up your payoneer account, by now, you will be with your mastercard and withdraw at the nearest First Bank ATM at a rate better than N300-305/$$ being offered to you by PayPal exchangers.

Why not consider this option, having a payoneer account is the safest way to exchange your funds. If the fund is in payoneer and you have a make a payment option, i would have referred you to someone who will buy the funds.

What options do you have? Contact Justi4Jesu

joan1678:
Yeah, it's me. I need recommendations please. All the good people I contacted are not buying at the moment.

Is this a payoneer fund?

czarina:
Tap the link below abi? You no dey learn your lesson at all.

With the plenty scams flying around here, you're encouraging a random person to tap the link and deal without even asking for recommendations.


Don't worry, dem go tap am for you.

They will never hear.

SoNature:
@ the emboldened

Stop writing nonsense on nairaland
I bet you don't watch cable TV

Sometimes I wonder how brains are made. Why not post a link to a video that Trump spent hours with press. Please don't post a video of a program with Trump in attendance.

Next time, respond constructively.

7ftMan:
Okay. What's the type of account I should choose. Current or savings or checking.

Seems to me you didn't read my first response.

Choose savings.

Princedapace:
If he can't respond to press, then he should forget about responding to the same issue outside Nigeria.. It doesn't make sense.. Keep comparing failure to failure.. I don't know if people voted for Buhafi to come and compete with GEJ in failure or to do better..

Bros, addressing foreign media on national issues is irresponsible..

I don't know how many times other leaders have come here to address issues concerning their country
.

Let's not go down into this. The president isn't address Poland communities rather Nigerian communities. It's sad that the president doesn't address such issues in Nigeria. No doubt, however, I think the president lost confidence in Nigeria media.

If you are not tired of reading news and later read another debunking what was earlier reported, then I don't know when you will think of our media. They just want to publish and not publish what is true. This year alone, only premium times has made some investigative journalism and their reputation is coming back. That is the kind of press we have. One that does not expand breaking news or rumors just to publish

frenzyduchess:
I never insulted you, its a saying that has been there for ages,and if you fit the profile, thats not my concern. I still think you are the lower than the lowest echelon tho.No offence .

K

Princedapace:
A president is not designed to be like that bro. Stop giving that man excuses becus u like him..


Have u watched other leaders? Bro, as a leader, u need to be brave to speak and address ur citizens..

The excuses u are giving for him is nonsense.. If he can't stand media pressure and criticism, he shouldnt have become a public figure.

The day u chose to be a public figure and allow them pay ur bills was the day u signed an invisible agreement to be answerable to that same public.. A president should be brave enough to face the media.. The president is first answerable to the Nigeria public before anyone else.

Nigeria does not know how to play democracy..

Do you design/create presidents?

How many times did GEJ/Yara'dua address the press? We are talking of organizing a press conference. Presidents and PMB goes to occasions and he speaks in those occasion. That's not the discussion here bro.

Mind you, I have no interest on who rules Nigeria. My interest is how to make money and better my life not killing myself over politicians.

In workplaces and even in my workplace, employees are told not to respond to press. Truth is, press can change what you said and report something different thus giving you another work of clearing the air. You must know how to deal with the press.

Everyone and every leader doesn't have to be organizing press conference. It depends on you. NASS can also pass a bill that presidents must organize press conference perhaps every quarter, just like it is in football. After every game, managers are to respond to the press, etc.

frenzyduchess:
I don't even go to politics section,so next time dont assume what you don't know.
Let me tell you the main reason I dont go to politics section, it is filled with sentimentally brainwashed ignorant, biased fanatics that can't make a single rational or logical comment. Foolishness is contagious, so I avoid that section like a plague, and I barely comment on poilitcal threads either, so next time before you assume ,pause ,as they say , "assumption is for fools". Do have a nice day.

One of the features of those who are at the lowest echelon of life is thinking they are better than others. Thinking you reason much better than others or that you are smarter than others is a symptom of ignorance, when you see it manifest in you, watch it, it's a blindspot.

Learn not to curse or insult people. This is nairaland.

7ftMan:
$60.11 or what? Or you meant $6.11( that's affordable)

This is business section bro. Not here to impress you but to tell you the truth.

If you are withdrawing using ATM, For every N20k withdrawn from First Bank, an equivalent of $60.11 would be deducted. This means that the exchange rate is N332/$.

I would advise you to go with an exchanger, especially one you can trust. Be informed that withdrawing through the ATM is the safest and fastest way to withdraw your money, the only price to be paid is the low exchange rate.

If you need a trusted exchanger do let me know that is if you have a make payment option on your payoneer account.

frenzyduchess:
And that is not so in other countries?, Even the so called great America has the same issue,but you don't see trump going to Germany to address issues about his country ,do you?.

The president is like a man who leaves issues unresolved in his house and goes to a beer parlor to discuss those same issues.

Can we stop all this sentimental BS. Its not healthy, it blocks the brain pathway to rational and logical thinking, no wonder this country is like this. To many unhealthy minds wasting oxygen.

You sound typical of one who spends most time in Politics section. One characteristics of them is thinking they are better than the other person. Maybe it's time you take a breath and check if you are still who you think you are.


Regarding the issue, leadership is not about press. That is why the president has special advisers and assistants that helps me respond to press. You hardly will see a president even Trump spending hours with press.

Secondly, if the president is not the talking type like he is seeing he comes from the military background, there is nothing that will make him to talk not when it involves Nigeria press. You have your voters card, go ahead and elect Sowore, he is an investigative journalist and he will spend most of his time talking to the press.

Being in the media is in no way a characteristics of a leader. Now, before you respond, do due diligence.

Princedapace:
So as American media are harsh on Trump, he will now be going to foreign lands to address sensitive issues?

Hahahahaha.. Nigerians eh.. I love una die. The way u people protect ur leaders.. I go like be like them o.

Other countries don't take shit from their leaders becus the citizens pay them from their sweat.. I go like be a nigerian politician some day o.

I don't think it's the case here. Trump and his personality makes him ready to deal with the press. He speaks harshly to CNN and any media platform that talks nonsense. In fact, he will use twitter to come for you. But the president isn't that type of person, he would rather allow you say whatever you want and speak where he think is safe for him.