₦airaland Forum

plaindealer:
Comedians, you people are the most delusional and self-absorbed people in the world.

And you are the most hypnotised in the whole of milky way. Lubbishi!!!!

obembet:
Guys which of this lady you can consider as your life partner:

A girl would stood by you when you have nothing
or
A girl who help you to become somebody today?

Kindly Choose one and give us reasons.

Marriage is not by sentiment. If you dont want any of them you can marry any girl your heart accepts wholeheartedly. Being confused about who to choose between them shows that your heart don t really desire them but you wanna marry one of them out of pity and for compensation.

Essence3030:
continue using ESN to kill Yoruba then turn around to blame Fulani.
Since tinubu celebrated his birthday in Kano, many of you are having sleepless nights.

Most useless comment ever.

CyynthiaKiss:
Odua is here...

Count yoloba out whenever doings require liver. They must certainly vote out of sophistication but one thing is; jagaban agaban cant be president.

CyynthiaKiss:
Odua is here...

Count yoruba out whenever doings require liver. They must certainly vote out of sophistication but one thing is; Tinubu cant be president.

I have objection with nos 14 and 15. The main if not the only cause of farmers /herders clash has been destruction of farm produce by cows. So with ban on open grazing there is no relationship between crop farmer and animal farmers. Or were the governors talking with their tails in between there legs as usual?

Activist001:
You just be delusional to think all Igbos support Nnamdi Kanu and his foolish ways. Lmao.

I should be the one asking you if you're Igbo not the other way round.

lol. I can recognize onye Igbo even when he speaks English. O boy you are not nwa afo.

Activist001:
Confused idiot. I pray this guy doesn't destroy our dear Igboland with this nonsense.

The worst part is that the governors are silent.

please identify yourself well. you are not an igbo, afonja!!!!

robosky02:
Not too long after the Men launched their "Stingy men association"

The women are out with their version

Stingy Women Association's Motto: Do not open

Let's see who wins this battle

Their logo has shown that one thing they can offer. Men be wise.

Brika:
Media personality Toke Makinwa is set to join the Close Legs Association as almost all the men are joining the Stingy Men Association to save her vagina, Igbere TV reports.

Reacting to how almost all the Nigerian male celebrities are joining the Stingy Men Association, the 36-year-old asked where she can also sign up for Close Legs Association.

She said,

https://twitter.com/tokstarr/status/1348927793120350208?s=20

A fan commenting on Toke’s comments said she claiming to join Close Legs Association as a response to Stingy Men Association perpetuates the saying money for hand back for ground.



https://twitter.com/Omojuwa/status/1348933693772095488?s=20

Per Toke Makinwa’s post and the fan’s explanation, it’s obvious that some people sleep with men for money and now that the men are becoming stingy they are also planning to close their legs.

The Stingy Men Association trended on Monday after Mavin Records boss Don Jazzy shared his ID card of social media.

Several other men on Twitter have followed suit in acquiring their ID cards.

That is if una gree close the legs. These days e dey scratch una pass.

Nazgul:
I just decided to ask this question...I've seen people gift their admirers, iPhones, cars, even cash gifts of up to 5m.

So would you as a girl or guy reject an expensive gift from an admirer for cheap gift from your lover that comes from his/her heart?

No gift from a sincere lover is cheap. The heart with which the gift was given is what matters not the gift. An admirer may give you half a treasure to impress because he or she wants something from you. Only gold diggers, cheats, prostitutes, brostitutes and people with poverty stricken mentality value expensive materials from admirers above gifts from their lovers.

Officialhorlah:
Wizkid at the fight scene

when men fight kids stay aside. it is normal.

Bonesking:
Where did you conduct the study to say it is the popular opinion of Igbos to want Biafra? Is it Ndigbo who fought a war we’ve learnt from or another tribe? So out of over 40 million Igbo, 1 million IPOB miscreants will decide our fate? You people are just deceiving yourselves. One thing is sure, IPOB will not last 5 years. When the head is cut off, the sheep will be scattered. The end of Nnamdi Kanu is near you can take that to the bank.

We can never allow a pschopath and his army of zombies destroy us a 2nd time. Chukwu nna ekwela ihe ojo. We’ll rather assist in ending him than follow him to that Golgotha.

you are sorely alone in any attempt to betray mazi nnamdi kalu. sabotours won the first war for their aboki masters. this time igbos know that their true enemies are people like you.

ednut1:
is importation done in 4 days

oga i asked you a simple question. give an answer if you have any and indicate as well if you dont have. my question was personal and it had notihng to do with yuan and okrika.

ednut1:
virus cant stay more than 24 hours. Before shipping, sorting to distribution to market like 2 months don pass. Harmless

Is it findings from a new studies? Last study i read about covid 19 opines that the virus could stay as much as fourdays.

Kriss216:
If this is her only offence, then, I think you're been insecured and unnecessarily naive.

you can go ahead to give urs a head for doing the same. let him be, it is his decision which i think was in his best interest. YOU ARE REALLY THE NAIVE PERSON HERE.

Coder2Client:
Yes, God did all that and later said in Exodus to the Israelite 'thou shall not kill' to amend that. In fact, if someone hurts you badly and you have some sort of super power, I am certain you won't spare the person, that's it.

God created us that way, remember what the Bible said in Genesis , 'and He saw that everything He created was good'. That is, everything including homosexuality, killing, prostitution, adultery, stealing, success, good life, peace, war, tsunami, volcano, etc all of these can be supported in Isaiah 45:7.

You are talking nonsense

hahn:
If you know you know

Chai! That your pics. Nawaoooo. Laygh no kee MI abeg.

Buddy0:
Guy chill... The vaccine is passed to nafdac for proper verification. Try and see good in things please.

What can nafdac verify from the drug? An agency who could not even verify a competent hand sanitizer how can it verify a competent vaccine? Niger is finished.

Dickeyrider:
No problem. Since those Ipob riff Raffs do brag that there are no poor people in the east, they can sell to them at N500 per liter. No one cares

Even at 5k per litre southeast won't be as poor as your ewedu ravaged skull harvesters kinsmen in the West nor your uncircumcised dicked boyfriends in the bokoharam ravaged North.

flyingpig:
Igbo leaders between 2005-2015 when PDP held sway will be the first to receive blames here.
Fuel depot in Enugu that serves SE zone had been moribund ever since 2005, but nothing was done to return it to full capacity, until you guys exited the scene in 2015. The large Igbo populace will now blame Buhari for this predicament, not knowing where the rain actually began to beat them.

It still doesn't absolve Buhari from his responsibility of cartering for all Nigerians and bringing that depot back to life or situate a new standard depot in Anambra, Abia or Ebonyi.


By the way, SE leaders during PDP days were scum International Airport zero, Niger bridge zero, this one zero, federal roads in the zone; zero.

We need to change our orientation that produces those who represent us in the federal level, and task ministers appointed from our zone to represent us well and leave lasting legacies in our zone.

Las las, Stella Oduah, Pius Anyim, big shame on you lot. Only Onyebuchi Chukwu had any iota of sense and patriotism in him.

It is either you allowed yourself to be deceived or you willingly gave yourself to self deceit. The depot may have lied moribond since 2005 but there has been unifoem fuel pump price since throughout the federation since then so why the sudden change now. This is the right question to ask not blame game.

Amotolongbo:
And what is the real definition of responsible citizens?

Majority of Nigerian citizens have been rendered irresponsible by the actions and activities of our leaders. I’m afraid to say sanity has almost eluded us in Nigeria.
Let us use our police as case study, aren’t they responsible enough before joining the force and handed guns?
After being handed guns, can you see how responsible they are now?

They were not responsible enough. Most of trigger happy officers fall with the group of cultist or their sympathizers who who worshipped murderers as heroes. They got no responsibility neither were they responsible.

There is a group I found very useful. I have been a follower of that whatsapp group and discovered that 2020 WAEC candidates need it for upgrade of their knowledge.
Click the link to join them and you won't regret it be you a student or a teacher.

She then has to choose whom she loves, you or marriage.

Arrewa:
Buhari is still better than Jonathan by far!

I'm not a fan of buhari and still not his hater.

He has not perform up to my expectations but I must acknowledge his progress.

Bokoharam is no longer powerful as it used to be.

I still can remember Back then when no single northern state is safe including kano and Abuja bombs here and there.

Now they have been limited to only Borno villages.

Your hatred for Buhari has clouded your sense of judgment.

You are just too desperate to label him a failure and to insult him.

BUHARI is 1000 times better than Jonathan your Hero.

Van you differentiate buhari from bokoharam? So the difference should be clear.

Meedon:
Trash

It seems that's all you got in that your empty skull. I am sorry for that anyway.

A woman is a complex being, emotional being, this, that, and all. But above all she is a woman and all she needs is a man. You must be of strong character and mind, must be capable to solve your own problems, show that you love her but still prefer your dreams and not her. Subtly make her see that she has competitors.
You can come to thank me later.

Disclaimer: This may not work for small girl with big gods.

I hope you know that the interest alone within one year is 40k higher than the capital? Taking such loanis a very poor business decision.

LordNicvuitton:
Hi Romancelanders, don't know if it's right to share this topic here, but I'll do for now.

I'm Victory, from the East and currently a resident of Edo state. I came to this state, as an intern and thereafter, still served here and in the course of all these, I thought out and established a laundry business, which is just about 8 months old. This was to keep life going and to better bond well with the lady in my life currently.

While in Edo state, having rounded my internship & kickstarting service sometime around 2017, I met this Kiki Osemudiamen (Name changed), and it was nothing serious at 1st, cos I never really thought I'd date someone here, fact is that I never thought I'd stay beyond my service year. I met her while she was in 200l. We encouraged each other, she saw potentials and had faith in me just like I have so much faith in her. She is simplistic, encourages me to save and I in turn, encouraged her and guided her through some of her studies. She passed her 2nd MB.BS. and is currently awaiting lifting of the lockdown on schools, so she can start her clinicals.

Problem is that she came from a not buoyant family financially, and although both parents are alive, she struggles to survive/feed daily. Her dad supplies about 1000litres/trip water to households, while her mum sells at the local market. I on the other hand, came from a middle class family but my Dad is late since 2012, and I've been a sponsor of my education and that of my younger ones through the lil I inherited (which mum manages for now) plus my various endeavours. She depends on me for daily meals and other basic essentials, in fact I had to place her on salary in my laundry shop during this lockdown, so she plays the role of secretary in my shop too.

The latest challenge came about, yesterday. While she slept in the shop, I was out on errand, someone sneaked into the shop and stole her android phone with all of her e-medics textbooks (she reads mostly e-copies because she can't afford hardcopies), she has been crying all through and I really don't know what to do. Since I knew her, She'd been an appendage and an extra financial burden to me, I can't begin to list what I've done for her, although I kept reminding her never to not have entitlement mentality and she does appreciate. Out of desperation to ease her pain, I promised to sponsor her in getting a new phone. I have burdens, huge ones, I'm yet to acquire a diesel engine for my laundry (I use ponytail industrial iron which has higher voltage/current than normal ones), plus other related merchandise that I need to set up and I feel like she slows down my financial pace.

Honestly, I don't do all these for her, hoping for any personal gains, in the words of my daddy in the Lord, Prophet T.B. Joshua, He said and I quote: "We make a living by what we get and we make a life by what we give" but I am almost fed up and tired, especially when I remember that both her parents are still alive.. I am scared that that for the 1st time, I may fail her in that financial obligation because I honestly need money now, with the whole pandemic issue plus, I feel like she slows me down in life financially and a huge burden to me. Right now, she's so attached to me, more so that when I initially wanted to hault our relationship, it almost nearly affected her academics negatively. Please I need matured minds to help me think this through and garnish me with advice(s) because I almost feel so choked up and a rising urge to relocate from here, so i can breathe again.

NB: Advice from married couples and those in serious relationships, will be highly appreciated.

Modified: She went to her bank (First bank) this morning, only to be informed that about 20k (Her mum's business money) has been used to purchase recharge voucher. Her mum sends/receives money from distant customers through her account. Yesterday's scenario, all over again. Please folks, lock your SIM cards just as much as you lock your phones. Learn from this painful experience please.

It didn't go down well with me when I read that you placed your girl friend on a monthly salary. You paid your secretary monthly, it doesn't matter if your sacratary is also you gf. That part was pure business.
If you are able to then help her without grudges. You don't even know how and where the blessings you have been enjoying were coming from. I am telling you from experience.

baralatie:
an open relationship simply means no relationship

You now got the point. A lady who still adores her ex's memories by keeping her picture has not gotten over him. As the guy it is as good as not being in a committed relationship.

It is long over due

paulolee:
same old story....
would meet and list out some guidelines that aint feasible for its weak and poor educational sector..
if they are really serious about improving the educational sector of the country, i think they should put school on hold till next year and use the rest months to plan how to ensure the swift and good progress of the sector..
including plans that would help in providing and funding things needed to contain the virus and to eradicate the ever rising problems of that lethargic ASUU board.....my opinion

Thats wrong idea. They had since 1960 to think and they have come up with nothing. Schools should resume and they continue with their empty thought. Private individuals are gradually moving schools ahead. Govt will follow suit in due time.