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Jumlek2411:
This list resembles Mbaise list, my brother married from there. We saw and went through hell from our Mbaise inlaw.

Is Mbaise a tribe pls?

Arrewa:
e shock me my brother

Lol, the matter pass me

AntiWailer:
Rich or no Rich, I will never marry into such family I repeat NEVER.

My advice for u is to moderate your list to the barest mininum before your family send to your man.

Good point

Lamasta:
3 page list the marriage must be a project for list to take up to 3 pages

This one pass project my brother

samincredible44:
those the lady p**sy bring out gold

Puss*yyy wey don expire

How that kind pus*ssy wan take bring out Gold

Amotolongbo:
If you are rich and value the woman, you will do

Oh really? So by paying such ridiculous money to the family all in the name of marriage means I value her?

Nigerian police officers love arresting people unnecessarily. You’ll be amazed when they start listing your offences.


If you are confident enough and would love to attract police trouble in Nigeria, try these tricks and don’t say I didn’t tell you initially.

Top 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria

1. Claiming Right Or Claiming To Know The Law

Try to prove you know the law more than them. Most especially when you tell them you know your rights. When it comes to police, rights take on new meanings.

2. Carrying Laptop In A Backpack Or Just The Backpack

Just know that it’s either you part with a huge sum of money or you lavish in the cell for a night. To Nigerian police officers, you’re an internet fraudster.

3. Walking Or Going Outside At Night

Buying Suya late at night: Your girlfriend craved for suya and you decided to be the good boyfriend. God help you if police officers decide to raid that night, you’re done for.

4. Having Dread Locks, Tattoo, Or Gold Chains, Or Iphone

Once you’re on dreads, you automatically sign for police trouble. To them, dreads means you’re a potential criminal. If you want to add more salt, just tint your dreads to red or green.

5. Using A Benz, Venza, Or Any Sophisticated Car

Make sure you are a young guy and your car is above the 2009 model. To police officers, you are a bag of money. Therefore, it’s very easy for them to milk you.

Funny enough, when armed robbers are operating in an area, they won’t show up until the robbers are gone.

The End!!!

So Guys,

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Arrewa:
Now way men don form Galadima??

In the next 10yrs if you don't take time na beg parents go dey beg men to come and marry their daughter for free.

No lies!

Na dat time their eyes go clear

AntiWailer:
Nice list

God knows I cnt marry into such greedy family.

Lol

Arrewa:

E shock you abi?

E shock me too

A Facebook user Maduabuchi posted a family's 3-page list of marriage items for all intending grooms.

The list made by one Ezekiel's family includes items for the bride's parents, family, uncles, aunt, youths, young girls, and children.


What do you think?

EpicMaurice:
no

have you ever worn only knickers and no trousers for 3 straight months

No.


Have you ever been on a plane?

NNU0000:
Kilode?

Nothing Sir

The national coordinator of the Presidential Task Force (PTF) on COVID-19, Sani Aliyu, has explained how the third phase of the gradual easing of lockdown will be implemented.

Mr Aliyu, while speaking at the bi-weekly briefing of the task force, on Thursday, said the new guidelines will be effective from Friday, September 4.

Nigeria imposed its first round of lockdown in March. Mr Buhari on April 27 announced the gradual easing of the five-week lockdown in FCT, Lagos and Ogun State.

The lockdown was eased to a nationwide night curfew (8 p.m. to 6 a.m.) from May 4 to May 17.

The curfew was later amended by many state governments to commence from 10:00 p.m.

The first phase of the relaxed lockdown was extended by two weeks and elapsed midnight June 1. The second phase which commenced on June 2 and elapsed on June 29 was extended by four weeks.

The additional four weeks elapsed midnight July 29 but was extended by one week due to the Sallah celebrations and elapsed midnight, August 6. It was further extended by four weeks and elapses midnight today, September 3.

The Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Boss Mustapha, had announced that the third phase of the gradual easing of the lockdown in the country will commence on September 4.

Mr Mustapha, who is also the chairman of the task force, said this phase will last for four weeks as approved by President Buhari.

Nationwide curfew

Mr Aliyu said the existing nationwide curfew of 10 p.m to 4 a.m imposed by President Buhari to further limit the spread of the COVID-19 virus has been reviewed.

He said the curfew would henceforth be from 12 midnight to 4 a.m. daily.

”We are modifying the curfew to commence from 12 midnight to 4 a.m. nationwide, effective from 12:00 tonight.

“This does not apply to people on essential services and international travellers that might be returning from abroad,” he said.

Mr Aliyu earlier said the purpose of the curfew is to limit social interactions and, therefore, reduce the risk of transmission of the virus.

Schools, restaurants, hotels

He said hotels will continue to remain open while observing necessary preventive measures.

“Amusement parks, gyms and cinemas can open but at half capacity. Event centres that provide outdoor service spaces can open but not indoors event centres.

“Eateries and restaurants can only open for outdoor services and we will make sure this is complied with.

“Bars and night clubs will remain closed till further notice,” he said.

International flights

He said the Nigerian international travel portal will be activated today, September 3.

“It is mandatory for persons coming into the country to have valid negative COVID PCR test results before boarding and this needs to be valid within 96 hours from accredited laboratories, preferably 72 hours before boarding,” he said.

NYSC

He said the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) is to consolidate on safety measures currently being put in place and start preparing for reopening of orientation camps when educational institutions reopen.

“We are in the process of developing a strict guideline to ensure that there is no outbreak of COVID-19 when orientation camps reopen,” he said

SOURCE


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grandstar:
That will truly be very fulfilling hearing your song on radio.

I have a friend who is probably one of the five top songwriters in the country but has failed to develop his talent.

He is probably at par with Asa.

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Yes,
I've gone 2 days without food before( hunger strike), you ever done that?

Yes Have you ever smoked?

Sometime a lady doesn’t even know what turned off the handsome guy she just met and liked.
.
He stopped calling or suddenly got “too busy”.
.
1) The talk about your ex.
.
One of the biggest things that turns off most guys is when you talk about your
ex or, even worse, about your exes. Leave the past behind and focus on the
present moment, as well as on what the future holds, like this both you and
your new partner will be happy.
.
2) Too needy for love.
.
It’s a very repelling thing for guys when they meet a girl needy for love and kind of “desperate” for being “in relationship”, Show him that you are a happy person right now and that you are happy in your own company its called "Self-love", as well as in his company, then he will want to give you all the love in the world!
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3) She is like an open book – no mystery at all!
.
Guys are attracted by mystery and when you are surrounded by some kind of
“enigma”, they always will desire to know more (it concerns the beginning
stages of dating, later on you can share all things). My dear don't be too quick
to tell your whole life. Don’t tell him every single detail about your life and keep
some pages of your book still to be discovered, again, especially in the beginning of relationship. Your gentleman definitely will want to explore…
.
4) Too much perfume.
.
Ewww! Some girls “overdo” it with perfume. He doesn’t need to smell you
coming his way when you are still 3 streets away. Be more sophisticated than
this, use your perfume sparingly except you plan on choking someone. if you
want to be attractive and if you desire to be a real lady. Your gentleman will
appreciate your efforts when you know the right measure.
.
5) Too long finger nails.
.
Some will say "I cant go with short nails" no one said you should, just don't over do it. Actually a very hard work to grow and take care of very long nails, but little do girls know that this is one of the biggest turn offs for guys. If your nails are too long and, even worse, if your nails have sharp ends, the guy can be repelled by this on the subconscious level. It might be even hurting to just look at this kind of nails. So keep it simple, fixed nails should not extremely long. Never grow your nails too long if you want to be attractive for an opposite
gender.
.
6) She is “too easy”.
.
Guys are conquerors at heart and when you are “too easy” it can become a big
turn off. And i’m not only talking about “physicality”. Being “too easy” in
various areas is not for a lady, but neither is it good to go into the territory of
being “too hard to get”. You know what I mean naah! Just find your balance,
but don’t be too easy, let your partner conquer your heart.
.
7) Rude.
.
Biggest turn off. When a girl is swearing, quick to pour insult and is rude, no
gentleman will be attracted to this kind of behaviour. Learn to always be polite
and kind to all people and you will be attractive for everyone, I wish you can
take these one very serious.
.
Smoking.
.
One of the biggest turn offs is when a lady is smoking. Guys often don’t like it, even though they will never tell. My dear, no guy wants anything serious with a smoker. Make a conscious choice to lead a healthy, smoking-free lifestyle, not only it will attract an opposite gender, but also will help to keep your smile pearly white.
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9) Talking too much.
.
Guys also have a lot to share and to talk about, so, please, give them this
opportunity. Girls who talk too much often don’t have a second date, because
excessive talkativeness is, definitely, repelling! So, keep a balance in the
conversation. It’s similar to playing tennis – ball goes to one person and then,
to the other, in likewise manner talk with your gentleman, giving him the
opportunity to share his mind with you
.
10) Too much makeup.
.
Yea too much of everything is so bad and I wonder why the ladies overdo it.
Guys love beauty and appreciate all your efforts in this area, but when there is
too much foundation, bronzer or blush, it’s very noticeable and it can become a
huge turn-off. I would suggest to apply your makeup in front of a window
looking into a magnifying mirror, like this you will be able to create a “work of
art” on your face that your gentleman will love.
.
Hope you gain something from this ?

In Akwa Ibom State, leaders of 16 mangrove
communities have stated their intention of
joining Cameroon if the government of Nigeria
neglects stopping Cameroonian gendarmes from
continuously harassing them.
As the community leaders reported, authorities of the
Cameroonian government have already taken possession of
their ancestral lands.
The Akwa Ibom communities which are alleged to have
been taken over by Cameroon according to ,
include Ine Odiong, Inua Mba, Ine Inua Abasi, Ine Usuk,
Ibekwe, Itung Ibekwe, Akwa Ine Nsikak and Ine Ekeya, Ine
Ebighi Edu, Ine Etakisib, Atabong, Akpakanya, Ine Okobedi,
Ine Atayo, Ine Akpak and Abana, all communities under Mbo
Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State, in southern
Nigeria.
A fact-finding team from the National Boundary
Commission, headed by Moses Onyoh, were made to know
that the Cameroonian Government had forced the payment
of Taxes on Nigerian citizens living in the mentioned
communities during a meeting they had with the village
head of Abana, Nyong Etim Efa, who also said that even
though the Akwa Ibom state government appointed him a
village head, Cameroon had also issued him a certificate as
a village head under their government.
Nyong said,
“The Cameroon Gendarmes have placed taxes on all the
communities. In Abana, we are demanded to pay N500,
000 per month.”
“The last time they came to collect the money and found
out that I didn’t convene a meeting to raise the tax, they
raped my wife, beat me up and later detained me in their
cell.”
“For our youths who resisted them, they cut their fishing
nets into pieces and seize their outboard engines.”
“We are weakened by repeated molestation from
Cameroon Gendarmes. We are seriously considering
taking up citizenship in Cameroon, since Nigerian
Government cannot protect us.
Another resident of the island community invaded, Etim
Eyo, bemoaned the fact they had no other source of
livelihoods.
“On Saturday February 27, we experienced the worst
onslaught on our people. The gendarmes raided our
homes, raped our wives, seized 10 outboard engines,
eight bags of crayfish and money.”
“After the incident, it has been difficult to eke a living. We
don’t have money to buy new outboard engines and
fishing nets.”
In a meeting held at Enwang, Mbo Local
Government headquarters, top leaders of the area urged
the federal government to officially set the boundaries
between Nigerian and Cameroonian water bodies. They also
faulted the government for failure to correct the nation’s
boundaries 13 years after the International Court of Justice
ruling and vowed to launch a counter attack against
Cameroonian soldiers when next they come after them.

buzznigeria.com/akwa-ibom-state-villages-threaten-join-cameroon/