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texanomaly: We already had this conversation.

Did we Care to remind me?

Logicboy03: Guy...Lagos things only

#Eko swagg

Er. . . Excuse me Lagos is overcrowded! The garden city is the ish

rapture_ready: You're right up to the resurrecting your carcasses part. It is your souls/spirits which will be cast into hell.

Don't worry, even atheists have souls!

hehehehe. Yahweh must be cool! After bashing our body in teh WAR!!! He will now torment our souls for all eternity in HELL!!!

Pray tell. . . Where was Lazarus' 'soul' during the 4 days he was dead before being resurrected? I'm sure he must have told stories. . .

texanomaly: Hahahahahahahahaha


Seriously though...There are several people from NL I would like to meet. You are on that list.

We need to come up with a meet up zone. What do yo say?

When are you coming over? How long will you stay? Will you be in PH?

texanomaly: Hmmm...I thought I did here: na so?


You show me conclusive, irrefutable, undeniable EVIDENCE that God does not exist, and I will believe you.

ah! Now you are dribbling me. You know the context i first asked the question na. Anyway, its alright.

texanomaly: can I bring my boy friend?

NO!

Are you a learner?

texanomaly: So we agree to disagree. I can live with that. How 'bout you?

*shrugs*
i've got absolutely no problem with you.


Still you didn't directly answer my question. . . Would you change or adjust your beliefs if the observable evidence show them to be false or improbable?

texanomaly: So do some research. Find me my evidence.

texanomaly: You show me conclusive, irrefutable, undeniable EVIDENCE that God does not exist, and I will believe you.

Oh! Is this what you meant? Of course i can't do that. But i can show you how Yahweh does not exist, as well as all other religious notions of God.

Actually, its a ridiculous thing you ask of me for it is the theists that should provide evidence for their claim. Can you show conclusive irrefutable proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster does NOT exist? Thats exactly how your poser sounds like.

You do realise that nobody can prove or disprove the existence of God or the FSM but atheists simply chose NOT to believe in something that is as likely as the FSM and whose ontological status is the same as the FSM?

Joshthefirst: its friday night

And i'm bored. Tied down with no work.

texanomaly: Seriously.

I'm interested...

In what?

rapture_ready: Not it's not.
Second coming would be when he returns after the great tribulation to rescue Israel from the antichrist, as a result of God's old covenant with them.



Satan deceives mankind into going into war against God, probably by telling them the nukes will work against God.
They find out in a hurry that the nukes don't work, and are unceremoniously defeated.



God gathers all their defeated butts judges them and casts them all into the lake of fire.


It will. Surely when the headlines begin, you guys won't remain adamant, claiming it was the martians that took them.

So let me get this straight. . . Jesus will rapture you guys, then come back later to save the israelites from the anti christ and then later we, together with Satan will now wage war with Yahweh in which Yahweh will defeat us and then he will now resurrect our dead carcass and still throw it in HELL!! again? Hmmmm

sounds legit. I give it to you guys, you make better stories that holywood

texanomaly: First:
God created Adam and Eve literally. No if's, and's, or butts about it.

Despite evidence on the contrary and no evidence in support of it? Except, well. . . The bible!

Second:
I don't believe in the trinity. I believe God has a glorified body. Jesus is his only begotten son. A separate being with a glorified body too. (Yes I said BODY) The Holy Ghost is a spirit being.

una wahala #team yimu

Third:
Yes. (I have no idea exactly how He did it.)

er. . . Its stated right there in genesis, which has too many holes by the way

That is my belief. I'm sure many on both sides will disagree, but that is not my concern. It's not something I will debate with ANYONE. I will be happy to hear your opinion. I'm glad you have one. I find all religions and non-religions festinating actually.

Would you adjust your beliefs if found to be at odds with observable evidence?

I vote 2.

rapture_ready: YEAH, RIGHT!!!

You guys will ask him FOR PROOF! His birth certificate and whatnot!

How did you guess? You must be a genius!

rapture_ready: Christians who are truly born again do not. We've all experienced God's power in our lives.

If you mean those who are just going to church for the heck of it, or because their mamas forced them, or to look for connections etc.

Poor sods. Deceived at the very last hour.

No True Scotsman Fallacy.

I'm sure Yahweh's 'last hour' lasts for a thousand years. Hehehehehehehe

rapture_ready: Rapture: an event in which Jesus Christ will come back to the earth, to take home his children, before God releases his final wrath on the earth.

is it the same as the second coming? What about armageddon? And final judgement? Etc etc

Don't worry, all atheists will stop asking for proof at this point.

Lol. Never gonna happen bro. . .

rapture_ready: ROTFL

And you are sure you and your lot won't run around screaming;

"Aaaaaagh! A UFO! Alien invasion! Alien invasion!! Ready the nukes!!!

We most likely will, but then i suggest he doesn't shout "I AM YAHWEH" else he'll be nuked for war crimes and genocide.

texanomaly: smh...

LB this is the non-Christian chatbox not Alfa's place. Did you forget where you are buddy?

To christians, they are one and the same

rapture_ready: Lol.

Nice comeback.

However, let me ask, if they wouldn't even acknowledge that he exists, how then does he tell them?

By poking his head through the skies and shouting CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

texanomaly: Hahahahahahahaha...thanks. I'll remember that.

Hey! Don't call me that in public. If that gets out, I'll never live it down. I have an image to uphold you know.

ok

Make una enjoy. I have a mind of donating my organs when i'm dead.






Na only skin and bones Yahweh go resurrect come throw for HELL!

rapture_ready: He would if they'd just ask. Nicely.

Oh yes! Meanwhile millions will keep dying while he waits for his ego to be stroked. What a magnificient DoG!

texanomaly: Thanks!

I could use all the prayers I can get. Believe me.

lol. Hi Geraldine, don't be afraid. If you feel threatened in anyway just shout "God bless you" or "Blood of Jesus". Works like magic here in Nigeria.

Kay 17: Is your argument that all order is made possible ONLY by a mind?!

Or that only highly complex order is made possible ONLY by a mind?!

You get time. When serious minded religious folks have moved on from denying the reality of evolution to suggesting Intelligent Design, you're here engaging mo'fos quoting 1981 articles in 2013.

texanomaly: Hmmm

Yeah...hi there...I'm Gerri...nice to meet you, Mr. Troll is it?







Hmmmm...how's PH?

Is that your real name?

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texanomaly: They don't cave. They just shake their heads and walk away. Unless they are the contentious ones.

smh seems to be my favorite pastime with you Atheists.

LOL. You must be new here. . .

@Tex, nice write up. . . Except that you don't stay in Nigeria where people will forcefully shove religion in your face and expect you to be grateful. A typical example is Joshthefirst who after being told by Muskeeto to leave him alone still insisted that he will continue preaching to him. I mean wtf!!! You can believe whatever you want as long as you don't shove it in my face or discriminate and make life hard for me. . . Most atheists here come to rant as they can't do so offline as it could be disastrous. Sadly, the Nigerian mentality is that if you are not religious you must be evil and therefore they take it upon themselves to either convert you forcefully or discriminate against you. . .

Joshthefirst: so you agree with the trolls statement then? That he's sure they would deny people food?

Quit the strawman oga. If they can refuse the honest help of other people based only on religion, then it shows that they are bigoted and will also deny others help based on religion. Simple logic is to big for you i see. . .

What exactly. . .

Joshthefirst: atheists are not people then?
Smh.
Just agree that you made a bad statement and stop savinf face.

You should take that statement to the christians who refused atheist help. See how you just exposed them?