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Religion / Re: On Evolution, Big Bang, The Bible And The Quran by MrTroll(m): 10:21pm On Dec 29, 2013
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Ok, Josh. Can you open a thread where you will debunk the theory ofor all... cool
Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MrTroll(m): 10:07pm On Dec 29, 2013
rationalmind:
Hater cool
Suarez dived and should even had been given a yellow card which mourinho rightly pointed out
bros talk true, that thing na penarity o!

Etoo fuq up there.
Religion / Re: The Evolution Of The Sexes And Sexxual Reproduction by MrTroll(m): 10:05pm On Dec 29, 2013
Tehehehehe. Josh is like the parrot playing chess with Kasparov... grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday Uyi Iredia by MrTroll(m): 9:50pm On Dec 29, 2013
Uyi Iredia:

AJ city is a sprawling ghetto in Lagos. Lots of hard guys there who would take advantage of any lady who isn't shrewd and comes off as soft. Hope that explains things.
*rolls eyes*

Bebeto.
Religion / Re: On Evolution, Big Bang, The Bible And The Quran by MrTroll(m): 1:05pm On Dec 29, 2013
All those religious books were written by ancient men who had much lesser knowledge than we have today about our world. While some were accurate due to their simple observations, many were quite erroneous. I do not blame them really. My problem is when grown asss adults today still peddle those ancient outdated knowledge as the absolute truth that can never be changed or modified and then proceed to indoctrinate children with such blatant falsehood that have been shown to be so in light of new knowledge. This is the height of religious delusion. Wtf!?

People reject sound theories and observable facts just because it doesn't fit into the age old myths of ignorant men. I mean, this is annoying angry


Adam and Eve never existed. Donkeys don't talk to humans. Mohammed didn't ride on any winged beast to anywhere! What the fuq is wrong with you people?
Religion / Re: The Evolution Of The Sexes And Sexxual Reproduction by MrTroll(m): 12:40pm On Dec 29, 2013
Deepsight how do you make the leap from, Evolution cannot explain this to therefore a more intelligent blah blah caused it?

Is that not magical thinking? Like I said before, your argument is simply an argument from ignorance and as usual, a pathetic attempt at appeal to emotions.

Muskeeto has said this before, as long as we don't jnow somethings in this universe, the god fans will always have something to say. God is always the tent where all our ignorance is stored.

Seriously man, shut up. Yes, evolution cannot explain some things but it's not a license to sneak in your immutable, infinite space time, ultimate mind god.

Until you can show proof of your god, don't sneak it in to any gap in knowledge. Arrogant tw.at!

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Religion / Re: Why Do Nigerians Get Angry When You Tell Them You Do Not Believe In God?. by MrTroll(m): 9:25am On Dec 29, 2013
Mzsolex: so you think you're free thinker now? Even as an atheist?
lol. Who is a free thinker? And how is it a bad thing?
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by MrTroll(m): 9:21am On Dec 29, 2013
texanomaly:

Peeing?...interesting
after holding it for a loooong time o! grin
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by MrTroll(m): 9:20am On Dec 29, 2013
^^^

Bros, all join for the sex na. pre-intimacy, heavy petting etc wink
Religion / Re: The Evolution Of The Sexes And Sexxual Reproduction by MrTroll(m): 9:06am On Dec 29, 2013
^^^
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Butthurt!


Seriously though, Don't you really see how so very similar your 'poser' is to religious goddidits? Is it because yours is more eloquently written?

E.g Scientists are still wondering why we have 2 hands instead of say, 5 and how it fits into the theory of evolution and then the oh so wonderful Deepsight comes along and tells them..."well, you can never know because goddidit!"

Sounds eerily like Maclantunji to me undecided grin

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Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by MrTroll(m): 3:55am On Dec 29, 2013
O boy see virgins everywhere o!

If you don fuq serious fuq u no go de yarn this dust.

A close second would be peeing after holding for a looong time. Chai! Almost like ejacu.lation grin

Food ke? Playing game ke?

Y'all should tell me why the Indecency industry is so huge? undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday Uyi Iredia by MrTroll(m): 3:41am On Dec 29, 2013
texanomaly:
Huh?

Homework for the Teacher!
Religion / Re: I Think We Need To Take Back Atheism From The Scientists.... by MrTroll(m): 3:40am On Dec 29, 2013
sushieater:

Lol. Na only eye I fit put for this current matter o. E dey sweet me but na viewing I dey. I guess I'm giving guests a run for their MB grin
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I de see you for many threads here o! You just de chop de clean mouth jejely. Na wa o.
Religion / Re: I Think We Need To Take Back Atheism From The Scientists.... by MrTroll(m): 3:38am On Dec 29, 2013
texanomaly:

So what is your stance. Hmmm I don't know anything about you really. What can be done about this?

lol.

Love your neighbour as yourself. Thats not bad, is it?
Religion / Re: Why Do Nigerians Get Angry When You Tell Them You Do Not Believe In God?. by MrTroll(m): 3:26am On Dec 29, 2013
Mzsolex: the day everyone becomes a cheerful freethinker is the day the world cease 2 exist, tell me, why do you think rules are made?
so being a free thinker is bad?
Religion / Re: The Evolution Of The Sexes And Sexxual Reproduction by MrTroll(m): 3:14am On Dec 29, 2013
Sometimes I wonder, is it that Deepsight accepts the theory of evolution but also believes that somewhere along the line, God throws in some magic wherever the evolutionary train seemed to have stuck up?

For example, after the first single celled organisms must have evolved and couldn't form into different sexes, God must have done some abracadabra and divided them into different sexes and then withdrew into the background until some other hiccup happens, say when the brain's turn must have come around. Impressive, I must admit.

Intelligent design by a not so perfect Mind...oh wait!

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Religion / Re: The Evolution Of The Sexes And Sexxual Reproduction by MrTroll(m): 3:06am On Dec 29, 2013
Why is the sky blue? What is the evolutionary impetus for the sky being blue?


If you cannot answer it in light of the theory of evolution...































I say...Goddidit! cool

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Religion / Re: The Person by MrTroll(m): 2:46am On Dec 29, 2013
Deep Sight:

Yes, but not in a material way, as I would have left the material plane and my material faculties. I would apprehend things with spiritual faculties, and at a spiritual dimension of existence.

When you understand that I am a person, you cannot limit me to my body's functions in the material plane.

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Musky, any more questions?
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday Uyi Iredia by MrTroll(m): 2:45am On Dec 29, 2013
texanomaly:

awww swtz, I'm sorry. kiss
lol. This babe sha, No near Aj city o! Dem go do you strong thing!
Religion / Re: I Think We Need To Take Back Atheism From The Scientists.... by MrTroll(m): 2:44am On Dec 29, 2013
sushieater:
smiley

Likewise sir. I hail
put mouth for the matter na. E no de sweet you?
Religion / Re: I Think We Need To Take Back Atheism From The Scientists.... by MrTroll(m): 2:42am On Dec 29, 2013
texanomaly:

That's in the bible. wink

Oh yeah, You don't believe anything in the bible. Use your rational mind. Why do you think animals are here on earth? What is their purpose? Maybe you don't think they have one. I'm interested to know your thoughts on the matter. Pray tell, Mr Troll.
have I ever said @bold?
Religion / Re: Why Do Atheists Always Debate Theists And God's Existence? by MrTroll(m): 2:41am On Dec 29, 2013
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texanomaly:

Leave Josh alone you bully. angry tongue
Religion / Re: Please Don't Take Christ Out Of Christmas by MrTroll(m): 2:39am On Dec 29, 2013
Yeye de smell. I'm outta here!
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday Uyi Iredia by MrTroll(m): 2:27am On Dec 29, 2013
texanomaly:

oh don't be such a baby... tongue
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embarassed
Religion / Re: I Think We Need To Take Back Atheism From The Scientists.... by MrTroll(m): 2:26am On Dec 29, 2013
Sushieater I see you! wink
Religion / Re: I Think We Need To Take Back Atheism From The Scientists.... by MrTroll(m): 2:22am On Dec 29, 2013
Tehehehehehe.

If I may ask, what exactly are the animals here for? Wetin their own spirit de hope to acheive inside their own body?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday Uyi Iredia by MrTroll(m): 1:22am On Dec 29, 2013
See as all of una just agree with am angry
Religion / Re: 5 Facts About Abortion For The Anti-abortion Crusaders by MrTroll(m): 12:54am On Dec 29, 2013
I have given my views on another thread of this nature. I don't think I'll drawn into this again, especially as I have not seen any valid counter argument here.
Religion / Re: I Think We Need To Take Back Atheism From The Scientists.... by MrTroll(m): 12:36am On Dec 29, 2013
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Chai! Dem don do deepsight strong thing for this thread.

I don laugh tire! Chai!

@plaetton, wiegraf and mazaje una no well I swear down!

Deepsight has given a new meaning to "in the beginning was the word, and the word was god!"

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Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MrTroll(m): 11:46pm On Dec 28, 2013
^^^^

Bros, 90% of that sheeit is false.
Religion / Re: A Lecture For Atheists by MrTroll(m): 11:44pm On Dec 28, 2013
Deep Sight:

And it just proceeded, abracadabra! No?

And for how long that hot dense state had existed, we do not know. And why it did not "proceed" before then, or after then, but only then.
DS, The honest answer is, as of now nobody knows for sure.

Frankly I'm tired of all these conjectures....



Btw, Ultimus was being sarcastic.

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