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Christianity EtcRe: For Those Who Say Der Is No God Nd Jesus Christ Doesnat Exist by MrTroll(m): 11:04pm On Oct 06, 2013
Romanticboy1: Hmm! God will visit u soon smiley
Can he fit into my house? Anyway, tell him to come with some vintage winewink
Christianity EtcRe: Non-believers(atheists). Lets Share Our Experiences. by MrTroll(m): 11:00pm On Oct 06, 2013
Lordlexyy: And to think you are making sense. God is not aware if folks like you realy exist. The tens of ppl you saw praying to a 'bread' have taking the right path. Just a matter of time, we shall know who is dillusional, until then, enjoy your sinful life and pathetic life.
I thought he was omniscient? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Hangout- UPDATE (Atheist Sermon- THE STORY OF GALLORAN) by MrTroll(m): 10:55pm On Oct 06, 2013
Logicboy03: Noo service today....pastor fon travel
angry
Christianity EtcRe: What To Do With Your Opinions On Another Person's (ir)religious Beliefs. by MrTroll(m): 10:53pm On Oct 06, 2013
Its alright then. Maybe i misinterpreted your head shaking grin

As for the other part, you need to be in africa to understand. Especially here in 9ja where you have at least 10 churches within a 1km distance. . .
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by MrTroll(m): 9:52am On Oct 06, 2013
In summary. . .:Vicky dies at the end but her boyfriend survives and is arrested. Kite comes out alive from the mess and gets married to Ise. . . .
Christianity EtcRe: Non-believers(atheists). Lets Share Our Experiences. by MrTroll(m): 9:48am On Oct 06, 2013
I've not had any special experience per say. I have summarissed it for my family. . . I don't go to church anymore, don't disturb me with calls of special revelations or prayer requests, if i'm at home and its time for church just go and leave me alone at home. I didn't really explain why sha but when my friends from church ask me, i just tell them jokingly that i've backslided. Very few people i know will ever actually understand why i don't believe in their god so i just dumb it down for them. . .

Sometimes its fun telling some new chick that you're neither a christian nor a muslim in nigeria. . . Their reactions are priceless!!!cheesy

i like this thread.wink
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Pls Help Explain These Issues by MrTroll(m): 9:37am On Oct 06, 2013
tony_runo: wink I see what you did there...mr Troll
embarassed

onetrack: I was being a bit flippant in my response. The true answer is that humans and apes have a common ancestor. Modern apes are our cousins, not our grandparents.
What! Oh no you didn't! angry

Pls if you're related to apes i'm not o. I'm oh so so too special to be related to mere apes. I come from dust! Specially custom made less than 10000 yrs ago.
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Hangout- UPDATE (Atheist Sermon- THE STORY OF GALLORAN) by MrTroll(m): 9:30am On Oct 06, 2013
tchaik: bishop logic boy, what time is service today?. wink wink wink
Make im close from mass first. Me sef de wait.cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Pls Help Explain These Issues by MrTroll(m): 8:41am On Oct 06, 2013
Lordlexyy: Desperate attempt to evade the questions. Stick to it and provide some valid points that is if you can. 'The smart one'
You do err sire. I'm not The Smart one. Did i ever say that?

As for the OP. . .ah! Never mind. I'm not smart enough, i better desperately avoid answering it. You see, Yahweh did it all. Don't mind those atheist who propounded the Theory of Evolution, they are just rebelling against God you see. . . How can they not see that languages originated from the Tower of Babel as the bible said or that Man was created from dust and Apes just appeared when God just decreed it? Na wa for this atheists sef and their Theory. This their theory wey no get any shred of evidence, mcheew!!!
Christianity EtcRe: What Will You Be Doing In Heaven For All Eternity? by MrTroll(m): 8:32am On Oct 06, 2013
@virick, i like as you state that it is just your opinions. .
Christianity EtcRe: What Will You Be Doing In Heaven For All Eternity? by MrTroll(m): 8:30am On Oct 06, 2013
wordsbase: DeAr Troll,

That you choose not to believe it does not mean it won't happen. You had better began to prepare yourself.
That you choose to believe it doesn't mean it will happen

That aside, it's one thing to oppose a fact, it's another thing to posit one.
FACTS can't be opposed, only uninformed opinions. Where is this your fact of heaven?

Perhaps you could share with us what you have a procivity to believe. I really I'm open to knowing what you think. Do you think this world would last for ever? If yes, that will be saying it had no beginning (I think it's safest if you reason that way). If this world had a beginning, how do you think it all started? Things like that.
my best will be, this world and our solar system will end when our star, the sun begins to die. This is informed by scientific opinions gotten from the observation of other sun systems and star demise and our own star still has a few billion years left in it. . .maybe we'll annihilate ourselves in a nuclear war before then. But note, the whole universe will not end because you believe that one omni omni god will come down from the sky and destroy it.

Looking forward to reading from you.
tongue
Christianity EtcRe: What To Do With Your Opinions On Another Person's (ir)religious Beliefs. by MrTroll(m):
texanomaly: Since you asked, I will tell you what I believe.

Know this; I WILL NOT argue religion with ANYONE. If you want my opinion, I will give it. My beliefs are just that, mine. I believe everyone has the right to worship, or not worship the way they choose.

I do not believe in the Holy Trinity. I believe God and Jesus Christ are different people. They both have glorified bodies. The Holy Ghost is a spirit being. I read the King James Version of the Bible. I was taught to pray, from childhood, in King James English. I still pray this way. I have a very close relationship with my Heavenly Father. I always have. I have had times when I have been less close, but prefer the closeness. I try to treat others as I would like to be treated. grin Even the Ateist. More than you asked for, but don't get me started. smiley
Thanks for asking.

Tex
you fully well know that most NLanders will never agree with this your position. I hope you do see the point of my question now?

People will always have differing opinions on every subject on earth so there's no need shaking your head over it especially when such differing opinions are being argued rationally and in a civil manner. . .

Edit: Maybe i'm being harsh? Hey! I'm here to have fun o. I need to go back to my original ministry, this private jets are distracting. . .
Christianity EtcRe: What To Do With Your Opinions On Another Person's (ir)religious Beliefs. by MrTroll(m): 8:11am On Oct 06, 2013
jayriginal: Mr Troll, I wouldnt say there is no mushroom but I am not sure what that has to do with me. I have said earlier that I do not state that there is no God so Im not sure why you are applying that analogy to me.
I wasn't applying that analogy to just you Jay, for what its worth i think you're more honest about your stand than most atheists here who like to state their opinions as facts so it is for them i put up that analogy. Stating that there's no god is not factual neither is stating there is but then you get my point. . .

Ive made my points and apparently we are not going to agree over this, so . . .
Ok, cool. . .
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Pls Help Explain These Issues by MrTroll(m): 1:12am On Oct 06, 2013
Lordlexyy: Hahahaha. Athiests are sore losers. Delusion at best. If you are expecting any explaination, you are on a long thing. I take great pleasure engaging them in their foolishness. So pathetic is their situation. Thank God for Christ.
What an inspiring post!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Pls Help Explain These Issues by MrTroll(m): 1:10am On Oct 06, 2013
Anytime i see that number 5 question, it tells me all i need to know about the OP. . .
Christianity EtcRe: What Will You Be Doing In Heaven For All Eternity? by MrTroll(m): 12:57am On Oct 06, 2013
Funny funny people. They're here everyday shouting how the world will end, not knowing or consciously ignoring the fact that we are but a tiny speck of sand in this cosmos. So you omni omni god will destroy jupiter and pluto too because. . . huh Is he that wasteful? So he'll destroy everything in the entire universe and create 'new heavens and new earth' because of the sins of the earthlings which constitute less than 0.00000000001% of the entire universe! How wise!!!


See what religion has done to the human mind. Smhsad
Christianity EtcRe: What To Do With Your Opinions On Another Person's (ir)religious Beliefs. by MrTroll(m): 12:42am On Oct 06, 2013
texanomaly: See... undecided

No one agrees.
smh
is god one or three? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: What To Do With Your Opinions On Another Person's (ir)religious Beliefs. by MrTroll(m): 12:34am On Oct 06, 2013
jayriginal: Actually the first question is all thats necessary to establish atheism!
is it?undecided

Im an atheist and I dont say there is no God because I dont know that for sure. I dont think anyone knows. If you call me an agnostic, you might as well call Carl Sagan and Richard Dawkins agnostic because they dont also state that there is no God.
Now, that is for you. Most people will call you agnostic atheist. Carl Sagan actually calls himself an agnostic, likewise Dawkins. But the thing is, since they're most likely agnostic atheists, its simpler to just call themselves atheists since the lay man can relate with that better; something Bertrand Russell made clear.

Dawkins places himself on number 6 of the scale as Im sure the majority of people who call themselves atheists do.
don't be too sure of this your majority. . . I could also make a statement to the effect that majority of atheists i know are actually sure that there's no god. . .number 7 things cool

People like to say that they are agnostic as it sounds respectable/safe/intellectual. Gnosticism relates to knowledge. In this case, knowledge of God. No one has knowledge of God (some people claim to). So in that sense, even the pope is agnostic. We all are. Not very helpful in my opinion. On the other hand, theism/atheism refers to status of belief. If you believe, you are a theist/deist. If you dont, you are an atheist. Its not necessary to state that there is no God. Some say they know there is none but that doesnt make them more or less atheists than those who say they simply dont believe. The atheists who say they know for certain that there is no God are probably a minority among atheists.
There is nothing safe about calling yourself agnostic. Safe from what exactly? And i don't think it has anything to do with sounding intellectual, i could say i'm agnostic because i honestly know that we don't know for sure if a god exists or not. When people say they don't believe in god, it is usually with respect to religious notions of god. Yes, we could say that we know for sure that all religious notions of god are false and nonsensical but then who could say that for a god to exist it must be as imagined by religion or by deists etc?

The term atheist/atheism is nothing more complex than a reference to those who do not believe. Accordingly the first question is all that is needed.
If so you could say that atheism and agnosticism are synonyms but is it so? Is there really no difference except in your idea of 'safe' and 'ballslessness'?wink


PS:
There is this quote of Carl Sagan I am looking for. Its something to the effect that he is agnostic to God the same way he is agnostic to the presence of an invisible fire breathing dragon in his garage.
No need for that.
Let me give you an analogy. . .

Say you were told that there's a tiny green transparent mushroom somewhere in the oceans, just 1. Now, we have searched for many years and covered about 5% of the total oceans and have not found it. Several conmen have tried to trick you by presenting many fake samples of said mushroom but you have examined them and found them to be fake. Would you say that because of this that there's no mushroom like that? Or that you don't believe there is such a mushroom? Do you have enough info to categorically make that statement? Sure, you can confidently say that all the samples so presented are fake but can you confidently say that there's no such mushroom?
LiteratureRe: The Nightlies (Bennett) by MrTroll(m): 12:06am On Oct 06, 2013
Ok. Your call.
Christianity EtcRe: For Those Who Say Der Is No God Nd Jesus Christ Doesnat Exist by MrTroll(m): 11:59pm On Oct 05, 2013
Ghyft: u rily blive in Godhuh...ur signature?
lolcheesy sarcasm hon, sarcasm.
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MrTroll(m): 11:54pm On Oct 05, 2013
sexytabhi: Who has time for this sh*it?dude flash me the statment of your various bank accounts abeg.
undecided er. . . After you show your sexy self in polaroidwink
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Most Common Sin Today In The World? by MrTroll(m): 12:04pm On Oct 05, 2013
Ajibam: cos sex is designed for married people
Really!!? How interesting. So my male fowl is married to those hens he's been phucking up and down. Like wise that big prick he-goat that is always stealing my yam. How enlightening!

But er. . . Who designed it for married people and why did said designer make the urge strongest during puberty when obviously we are not ready for marriage?undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Is Still Alive by MrTroll(m): 11:21am On Oct 05, 2013
Chibuebem: ^^^ @ mazaje
Those who are not greedy and are real God-loving believers have their lives as a witness.
But I just want to say that as we preach and believe God, he will confirm his word with signs and miracles, so that the unbelieving will believe. These are the signs:

Mark 16:
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; 18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; [s]they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.[/s]

The bolded is the most striking of them all.

If you see these signs with your own eyes, will you believe?
Na lie bros, i like the deadly drink own pass. I'm legally certified to dispense poisons, you wanna put your faith to the test?
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 11:14am On Oct 05, 2013
Chibuebem: na who be Vic O?
tongue Find out.

he has not displayed the good fruit of Christ in a man's life.
That's why I'm saying you shouldn't use him as an excuse.
Did you read what i wrote? I do not use anybody as an excuse or example, likewise you guys shouldn't use @LBs cussing as an excuse for atheists.
Ghandhi was more christlike than most of you christians sef, so all your pontifications do not impress me. . .whatever good fruits you think you possess as a christian, there are others of such lifestyles who are not christians too. So save it!
IslamRe: Woman Beheaded in bornu by MrTroll(m): 9:32am On Oct 05, 2013
I'm still waiting for the Muslims to come and justify or explain away this. That video ruined my nightangry
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 9:22am On Oct 05, 2013
Chibuebem: yup. We know your tag by the way you act. By their fruits you shall know them Jesus said. So don't get turned off because of one man's words, get to know the real deal and have yourself a good deal as you get saved from sin. (Pretty cool rhyming huh? cool )
er. . . You try. Vic O will be proud. . .

So which fruit has @furay displayed?
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MrTroll(m): 9:19am On Oct 05, 2013
sexytabhi: let us finalise here before dropping number,atleast you need to make me fall for you first smiley
What? A'int you head over heels already? Ok

*goes google searching for lame pick up lines*

er. . .baby,u must be adrenaline cos anytime i see you my heartbeat doubles kiss embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists, Ask God One Serious Question by MrTroll(m): 1:46am On Oct 05, 2013
God, were you that bored?undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Proof: God Doesnt Answer Prayers. All Pastors Are Charlattans by MrTroll(m): 1:43am On Oct 05, 2013
Kings Johnson: To all those who said that God doesnot answer prayers and equally brought logic to support their so called claims. Now let do it as Elijah did it in the Holy Bible, by showing and proving to you guys that God actually answer prayers. Therefore i pray tonight that all you that question such, none of your phones will see the light of tommorow. Amen.
Quoted for reference purposescheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Has Religion Failed Nigeria At 53 Years? For And Against by MrTroll(m): 1:06am On Oct 05, 2013
dejilg: Well u r yet to show me reasons not to believe that He exists, so until u do so, keep ur famous quotes to urself! Thank u!
Famous quoteshuh

I'm only just showing how absurd your logic was. . . But its alright wink
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 12:58am On Oct 05, 2013
Chibuebem: are you sure you're a christian. In fact. With the way you're insulting and cursing others, I doubt you are. Is what you do christlike? Your bickering? Stop giving Christ a bad name. Stop turning people off the gospel
lol. But when LB cuss people here you guys are quick to point it out as one of the characteristics of atheism. No True Scotsman. . .

I have learnt never to expect something special from people just because they tag themselves with one ridiculous title or another. Pastor, Imam, christian, atheist etc. I take each person as they come. . .In fact, i even begin to suspect you when we are having a professional discussion and you pull out the "i'm a pastor" card. . . As if that should automatically make you trustworthy.cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: For Those Who Say Der Is No God Nd Jesus Christ Doesnat Exist by MrTroll(m): 12:20am On Oct 05, 2013
InesQor: @Ghyft:

I said that to him because I believe in theistic evolution, and I haven't found any strong valid evidence against it.





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theistic_evolution
lol. Shifting the goal post. . .

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