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Christianity EtcRe: What Will You Be Doing In Heaven For All Eternity? by MrTroll(m): 1:05am On Sep 30, 2013
Ajibam: giving God glory that he deserves
pls tell him we now have mp3. No need slaving y'all for all eternity. Gaddem!
Christianity EtcRe: Who Sinned First, Satan Or Adam ? by MrTroll(m): 12:48am On Sep 30, 2013
Ihedinobi: Just go on and show how water "loose" it is. Our own particular convo you dropped too. Don't sniff at this one and walk away.
Did i? Anyway, i know when to quit. I just realised that we were arguing the finer points of what is essentially a myth. Seemed silly to me+ i just remembered our conversation some months back. . .wink

A better example would be Children arguing whether Santa actually travels round the globe in one night.lol
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Bible Only For Believers ? by MrTroll(m): 12:20am On Sep 30, 2013
This is funny. How do you expect to convert somebody who has had no prior experience with christianity? In other words how do you convince him that your religion is the only true one?
What if he reads the bible and tells you it doesn't make sense to him? Do you tell him to believe first before it will make sense? Do you see how silly your propositions sound?

And you forget that most atheists here were christians who were exactly in your shoes now, justifying every absurdity in the bible and cloaking the unjustifiable with the garment of MYSTERIOUSNESS!

Its high time you guys begin to face the facts. . . The bible was mostly written by simple uneducated men who didn't expect their works to be so scrutinised down the years. This your holy spirit nonsense is annoying, we also see your intra christian debates where you guys can't even agree on what exactly the bible says. . . Is god one or three? Should you tithe or not? Should you worship on saturday or sunday? Should you pray to mary or not? So much for holy spirit filled christians. Mcheew!
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Exist Within Or Outside The Universe? by MrTroll(m): 12:08am On Sep 30, 2013
Some people talk nonsense with so much confidence. smh.More reasons why i should keep to my words. . .
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MrTroll(m): 11:53pm On Sep 29, 2013
Chibuebem: smh
whats the problem hombrè? You thought i was gay?
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MrTroll(m): 11:52pm On Sep 29, 2013
sexytabhi: do you have money as in re you rich?
of course! We are rich. . . And handsome. . . And stylish+fashionablewink
Are you really sexyundecided
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by MrTroll(m): 11:50pm On Sep 29, 2013
Asaba man: check the meaning of coincidence then ask again
Double coincidence? Why not make it triple then and add a swimming pool to the house?undecided
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Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Hangout- UPDATE (Atheist Sermon- THE STORY OF GALLORAN) by MrTroll(m): 11:48pm On Sep 29, 2013
^^^
grin grin grin Guy you don kolo finish! Hehehehehehe. Chai!
Christianity EtcRe: Who Sinned First, Satan Or Adam ? by MrTroll(m): 11:45pm On Sep 29, 2013
Chibuebem: ^^^
I hope Mr troll reads the post above
lol. And you think that post was water tight? Seems to me like children defending the existence of Santa. . .cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 11:39pm On Sep 29, 2013
Ishilove: Mr Troll darleen, I would have told you to kiss a certain area of my anatomy, but it would be rude and unlady-like angry
Its too flat anywaystongue
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Hangout- UPDATE (Atheist Sermon- THE STORY OF GALLORAN) by MrTroll(m): 5:06pm On Sep 29, 2013
nnofaith: no.the scientific explanation is called hipseffect. hipsology is the study of hips, hipseffect is what hips make men do. some hips can make a man change gods!
ah! Then i Think i'm having the hipseffect! grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MrTroll(m): 4:57pm On Sep 29, 2013
Logicboy03: Alfa was rejected consistently.... grin grin grin
Na fronting. Something is going on backstagewink
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by MrTroll(m): 4:38pm On Sep 29, 2013
^^^
the joke try small. But if he called a wrong number, how did now know guess correctly that the real owner of the house will have a gun and it will be kept exactly where he keeps his own? tongue
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Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Hangout- UPDATE (Atheist Sermon- THE STORY OF GALLORAN) by MrTroll(m): 4:32pm On Sep 29, 2013
FOLYKAZE: And why are there no female atheist on this forum? It look like gay club here. Logicboy....pick the soap
shocked shocked

*goes searching for Ishilove and Texanomaly*
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Hangout- UPDATE (Atheist Sermon- THE STORY OF GALLORAN) by MrTroll(m): 4:31pm On Sep 29, 2013
FOLYKAZE: FSM is with you. Go and confess your sin first
embarassed cry
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Hangout- UPDATE (Atheist Sermon- THE STORY OF GALLORAN) by MrTroll(m): 4:30pm On Sep 29, 2013
nnofaith: ashewo!
is that the scientific explanation? embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MrTroll(m): 4:26pm On Sep 29, 2013
Logicboy03: dont worry, I have my hand busy with Ishi mama lol....taming the shrew
Try harder. Alfa is miles ahead of you o. wink
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Hangout- UPDATE (Atheist Sermon- THE STORY OF GALLORAN) by MrTroll(m): 4:25pm On Sep 29, 2013
FOLYKAZE: Erm...... Mr Troll is peeping. I think he wants that. And erm fate in action
shocked
pervert!!! Why you stalking me?undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Hangout- UPDATE (Atheist Sermon- THE STORY OF GALLORAN) by MrTroll(m): 4:23pm On Sep 29, 2013
*donates tithe*

i usually get spiritual when i see a fine slim babe with wide hips. Logic and science can't explain that. I know its spiritual. . .wink
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MrTroll(m): 4:18pm On Sep 29, 2013
Logicboy03: lmao grin grin
angry angry

stay away. No come put reggae on top my blues here.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 4:15pm On Sep 29, 2013
Ishilove: Yep, even though he denies it
any evidence?

Never mind, you're religious. You require no evidence to believe. . .
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 4:13pm On Sep 29, 2013
Ishilove: Mr Troll, I see you are having a conversation with yourself. Well, the message is also for you and not just your satanic alter ego. There is fire in His eyes and He is standing at the door of your heart, knocking and waiting to be let in.
This is why you will remain a christian. . . Whats that story about the wolf and the apple tree?undecided
Christianity EtcRe: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MrTroll(m): 3:57pm On Sep 29, 2013
sexytabhi: HI everyone
hi sexy. Will you marry me?
Christianity EtcRe: Who Sinned First, Satan Or Adam ? by MrTroll(m): 11:59pm On Sep 28, 2013
Na wa o. They'll have us believe Adam really did name all the animals. Smh. In what language did he do it?
Is this a joke or what? Do grown ass adults still think this Adam and Eve story actually happened for real?
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Exist Within Or Outside The Universe? by MrTroll(m): 11:53pm On Sep 28, 2013
Chibuebem: I'm lol and smh at the same time. The gravity and meaning of your comment was lost on yourself. grin grin grin grin grin

I even opened a thread about it.

You're still right in a way my friend. I reason on the context of God's word, and I have success in life. Joshua 1:8
Sorry mate, people who matter actually understand what i was talking about. You're making yourself look silly.
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Exist Within Or Outside The Universe? by MrTroll(m): 11:50pm On Sep 28, 2013
plaetton: 1st. If god exists within the universe, then he would be active agent within the universe. If so, as noted by Reyginus, he would constrained by the laws of the universe, and therefore lose his omni omniness.
It would mean that he did not create the universe.
this is the dilenma of the abrahamic religions. Lol.

2nd. If god exists outside the boundaries of the universe, then we can easily say that god does not exist in the universe, our universe.
In that case, god exists in our universe only as abstract idea or a set of abstract ideals.
This is the basic atheists position.
No. This is a hasty conclusion. You could also say this is the classical deist position. He exists outside but does not interfere.
There is also the 3rd option, he is the totality of the universe. The Pantheist position. . .
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Exist Within Or Outside The Universe? by MrTroll(m): 11:45pm On Sep 28, 2013
Uyi Iredia: God is the space. Location is an observed part of space an object exists in and as such location requires space not vice-versa.

It isn't. Anything that exists requires space to exist in. As such I find talk of no space to be silly. Without space all you'll have is space since the space you assume will need space to exist in: I also think the idea of space expanding absurd for the simple reasin that it presumes space to be physical and space is required for expansion.



Space is eternal and fundamental to existence. It is evident to anyone that absolutely all things occupy (or exist in) space.



No, it is not IN space. It is space and I hold that space is eternal. You can't apply time to space for the simple reason that space is infinite. You can't say this is where space starts or ends. You start or end IN space.


Weird. I know but I suggest you muse over it a bit. And ask questions if any.
@bold is why i asked you that question. I'm afraid it is you who has to state was you understand by spacetime.
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Exist Within Or Outside The Universe? by MrTroll(m): 11:40pm On Sep 28, 2013
Chibuebem: cool. God described himself like that ya know? 'I AM THAT I AM. Hallelujah( now I'm really weird you see, the phrase 'hallelujah' always rises from inside me when I praise God. It isn't strange to me. I noticed it when I got filled)
huh Apparently your mind does not reason outside of the christian bubble. No suprise that my meaning was lost on you. . .
Christianity EtcRe: Who Sinned First, Satan Or Adam ? by MrTroll(m): 11:15pm On Sep 28, 2013
Chibuebem: I agree the whole point of this thread is to try to expose short comings in the bibilical account of man's fall. But you see, whenever people try that, they fall flat on their faces. Some of them even fall flat on their faces without even knowing they've fallen flat on their faces. ( grin ) I've read about pandora's box. It's hopeless. It just supposedly says how sin entered. That's all.
really? And your story is better because it offers redemption? Lol. Never mind that its just a myth too? Funny

I advise you to read that account in the bible again, humbly this time, seeking to have questions answered, not seeking to discredit God. You should also read the account of the prophets and the birth and death and resurrection of Christ. Once you read about Isaiah, joel, jeremiah, and others who kept prophesying and narrating God's great salvation, you'll be inspired to believe God.
You know what? I used to be a pretty good bible student. Many things didn't make sense to me but i kept believing, we were always told that we can't understand everything about god. Mysteriousness!
Let me summarize some things:

God made the tree and its fruit perfect. The bible says God made every fruit good for food.
Genesis 2:9
9 And out of the ground made the Lord God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

But God INSTRUCTED them not to eat of the fruit. It's obvious they were not ready for it yet.
when would they have been ready? Any ideas?
The best thing was to obey God, and eat the fruit when he gave them the go. But they didn't. They disobeyed you see. They chose the pleasure of sin.
this is funny. How would they know that they were sinning when they didn't know good from evil?
God created intelligent beings with free will. He IS god. They were supposed to trust his judgement and decision. But they didn't. God would not stop them from being tempted, they were ready for it, and they coulda said no to satan. I know cuz the bible says God doesn't allow us to be tempted above carrying capacity. He always provides a way out. But they chose to rebel.
this would have made sense if only they were intelligent. Sadly we were made to understand that they didn't know anything. Very gullible, not knowing right from wrong, not even knowing they were naked. See?cheesy
Infact, humans and even angels have chosen to rebel through the ages. More humans will also rebel against God's rule. In order for God to choose the loyalists, he would allow them to choose him by allowing them to be tempted and tried.
A supposedly omniscient god. Do you not see the contradiction?
blah blah blah. . .
i'm afraid the rest didn't make much sense and is irrelevant to the discussion at hand.
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Hangout- UPDATE (Atheist Sermon- THE STORY OF GALLORAN) by MrTroll(m): 10:58pm On Sep 28, 2013
Logicboy03: It was done in uk....i dey naija
ok. I hope you're not thinking along those lines here in Nigeria? Them go lynch you tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Exist Within Or Outside The Universe? by MrTroll(m): 10:47pm On Sep 28, 2013
@Uyi,are you separating space from time?
Edit: @OP, I truly do not know. I hope this topic suggests that we have to assume he exists abi? If so, this question seems like a false dilenma to me. Why not say God IS? If i must assume he exists for the purpose of this discussion then i say God IS.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Sinned First, Satan Or Adam ? by MrTroll(m): 9:51pm On Sep 28, 2013
Chibuebem: you should expect to receive insults and animosity from 'them' for this. Let's hope the amount of animosity will reduce after 'they' read this post. grin grin grin
I've properly replied your post. . .

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