₦airaland Forum

tosinisrael5678:
there was this one, we were v.v.very close...talked abt every tin n anitin...buh wen i brought up the issue,she would always decline..and i pesisted until i came accross a tutoria abt 'making them want to b with u'...meanwhile i had 3 other gals dying to have me so all i did was to ignore her [cos we lived close to each other]......i started feeling happy,playin with the others in the way she could notice n with tym she became jealous n sad....so one day wen i asked her....she nur waste tym!

Keneking:
This shall put the final nail on JonaTAN administration.
Now I know that Sanusi tried...
Jona must just go

Cutehector4u:
Soon, naira go be 200 naira to one dollar.....

cuteniva:
IMO I tink both parties make it work because d relationship won't b successful if both of dem don't agree on d same thing.

Mprex:
Op na so them dey do debate for your school?






I thought that when a topic is given, those that are "for" or "against" the topic will do the debating

rawpadgin:
definitely the man
whilst both party have roles to play, the man apparently is expected to play the vital roles

here are some reasons to back up my stance:

HE MAKES THE FIRST MOVES- if he doesn't toast the lady there won't be any relationship in the first place

HE MAKES DECISIONS- his decisions are so important, that's why he has to be careful with every decision he makes because his decision will either make or break his relationship

Adwexky:
Well said 'DOYIN OKUPE' but the Transformation Agenda of president Goodluck is not worth relying on 'cos the years he has used as the president of Nigeria, can be used to fulfil virtually, all his current so called TRANSFORMATION AGENDA(s).

With the price of crude oil heading south and the country’s foreign reserves under pressure, the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) yesterday banned the sale of dollars at its Retail Dutch Auction System (RDAS) to importers of telecoms equipment, power generators and finished products.

Others affected by the ban include importers of
electronics, finished products, invisible transactions
business and information technology.
However, they can source their foreign exchange
requirements from the interbank market and dealers.

Owing to the directive, the naira hit a new intra-day
low in almost five years to N170.05 against the dollar yesterday, falling 1.87 per cent as the stock market continued to slide, Reuters reported.

In a circular titled, Exclusion of Some Transactions
from the RDAS Window, posted on its website
yesterday, the CBN said: “This is to inform all
authorised dealers and the general public that in
order to maintain the existing stability in the foreign exchange market and to further strengthen the various measures already initiated by the Central Bank of Nigeria, the importation of the following items shall henceforth be funded from the interbank foreign exchange market only: electronics, finished products, information technology, generators, telecommunications equipment, invisible transactions.”

In another circular, the central bank also said it had
observed that banks and discount houses now have a preference for keeping their idle balances in its
Standing Deposit Facility (SDF), thereby constraining the process of financial intermediation.
In order to encourage banks to increase lending to
the productive sector of the economy, the regulator
therefore announced a review on the guidelines for
the operations of the SDF.

Specifically, it stated that “the remunerable daily
placements by banks and discount houses at the SDF shall not exceed N7.5 billion. This shall be
remunerated at the SDF rate of 10 per cent per
annum.
“Any deposit by a bank and discount house in excess of N7.5 billion shall not be remunerated. These provisions are without prejudice to the subsisting Monetary Policy Rate (MPR) corridor.
“For the avoidance of doubt, the SDF remains as a
monetary policy tool.”

According to the banking sector regulator, the MPR
corridor remains +/- 200 basis points, that is 10 per
cent per annum up to the limit of N7.5 billion.
Reacting to the CBN’s directive on the diversion of
demand from CBN’s official foreign exchange window to the interbank market, a market analyst, who preferred not to be named, said: “The objective of this policy decision is to reduce pressure on foreign exchange reserves.

“In October, the CBN used 10 per cent of its foreign
exchange reserves to intervene in the foreign
exchange market. The last time the CBN used such a large share of foreign exchange reserves, in a month, to intervene was in the second half of 2011 and the central bank devalued the NGN by 5 per cent in November 2011.”

He said the policy decision confirmed that the CBN
could not afford to keep intervening in the foreign
exchange market to defend the official target
exchange rate of NGN150 +/-3%, at the rate it has
been doing in recent weeks, especially in a depressed oil price environment.
“In enacting this policy, the CBN must have expected the interbank exchange rate to weaken. Which makes me wonder if this policy decision is a tacit devaluation” he said.

On the second directive by the central bank, which
capped banks’ deposits that earn interest, he termed the move negative for the naira.
“I think this is negative for the naira, because it will
result in banks diverting funds to treasury bills,
which will put further downward pressure on yields
and make them less attractive to foreign investors.”
The market analyst said the fact that both policy
decisions were naira-negative, was evident from the
depreciation of the naira to its weakest level,
NGN171.82/$1, where after it retraced to about
NGN170/$1.
“I believe the central bank must have anticipated
further naira weakness, and widening in the gap
between the official and interbank exchange.
“It is for this reason, I believe this may possibly be a
tacit devaluation, or at least a precursor to an explicit one that may be announced at the November 25 MPC meeting,” he explained.

He added that the implication of the policies adopted by the CBN was that the rate of inflation would rise and could have adverse consequences on consumer stocks.

The stock market also remained bearish in
yesterday’s trading, as major company stocks
depreciated further, with Nestle leading the losers'
chart with a N47.5 loss, to close at N883.
Forte Oil slumped from N208 to N194, while Dangote Cement, the biggest stock in the market, lost N10.4 to close the day at N198.

WAPCO fell to its lowest price of N80 in four years,
after shedding N8.73, Nigeria Breweries also took a
hit to N143.45 having lost N7.55, while Unilever
closed at N29.80, slipping down from N31.35.
Market capitalisation sank to N11.425 trillion, losing
N475 billion from N11.9 trillion at the close of trading the previous day.

francizy:
The mainly crazy thing I do when a girl said no to me a couple of times was to avoid her... Might be kinda childish but it helped in the sense that the girl loves me and kept delaying so when I avoided her for sometime, she realised very much that she loves me as much as I love her and she came to me... Made life easy for both of us u know...

twentycent:
What I do is that I delete her number to avoid building up emtions that's gonna make me a fool for love and that solves d problem..funny thing is that after smtime, chik notices am not game again nd the table is reversed cos she wld start chasing me down like a hunter nd ama be smling cheekily@her desperation since am no longer under pressure...bt in d mean time am blowing d hell outta sm other chik who's down&feels me

OrlandoOwoh:
Seun needs to tell us what qualifies a thread for front page.

akwunmi:
Dis is a litle different 4rm d topic bu i jst wnt u guyz 2read my stori n wetin grl do me, d only tym I cried 4grl mata,na wen I de secondary skool, e get wnt cute babe wey de my strit,me n dis babe na romeo n Juliet o,both parents knos wots going on,we de giv oursef real close markin n we lov it DAT way....soon we finish 4rm 2ndry skol n went 2technical skol 4hand skill,shes a natural cook n a caterer ,she reali spoil me with ejekuje ,she later got a job in an hotel n daz wher d swit stories ends........wen she told me she's has found a job in an hotel as their cook, I give her fake smile bu she knew I was not happy Wit d news ,she ask me wot happen n I Tod her da I don't like d idea of her workin in an hotel o,she say she no wetin I mean bu she no go fit cheat naw,dayz passes by n she strtd wokin,I even go d hotel 2visit her almost evrytim,bu 1day wey I go giv her supris visit 4d wok, I c her wit 1guy very close ech oda,whisperin tinz I don't 4her ear n she smiling bu wen she saw me, she free d guy,I no de alrit wit wetin I c n ask wu d guy b 4 provokin tone,she say na her co worker,n I say wich day u strt wok sef wey 1guy don de giv u clos markin lik dis,she beg me mak I no vex,say na only me b d hero o,she even d Wyn me say,me fyn pass d guy now,n she no go leave me 4d guy,DAT 1 go,anoda 1na calls,d same guguy DA I saw d oda time,n she does not lik 2pick d call wen am dare,den I no dare is fire on d mountain bu I can not run,nw,e reach 1stage she tel me she don de nyt wok,wich automatically gives dem tym 2geda.I will call her sumtimx late or she call me, lera it strtd decreasing,one dis faithful day,we de 2geda n d guy called again,she do lik say she no no wu de call her,I con giv her my Nokia symbian fone wey call recorder de 2call d persn back,n I walk away so she go fit talk well wit guy....I giv her beta space so I no hear d their talk.afta d call she con giv me d fone n I ask wu d persn b,she say her FRD,afta I escort her go huas,I cum huas n go 1corner wey de silent n I play d conversation n e supris me wetin I de hear,d guy was callin her 2cum his huas n hw he de miss her,n my cutie grlfrd told him,she will cum,DAT WAS D VRY 1ST DAY I CRIED FOR D GRL I THOUGHT WAS MY WORLD....I wept like a baby bcz e pain me so much.I no chop DA nyt slip.d day cum n I was waitin 2hear d stori she wnt cuk up 4me,she did came up wit a swit 1 thou,she tel me say,her mum sent her som where n she fit tay b4 she cums back,I de boil inside bu I no do lik I no anytin.she went n cum bac n strt telin me fake news,I jst de nude my head ....lera I wise up I luk 4 alternative cz her way na pure again, soon she notice my don't care character cz nw I hav a beta swit babe,she ask me d new grl n I Tod her shes jst a FRD 2....DA my new fish reali gbadu me n she always kill me wit calls even 4midnyt...wen she no lera fit withstand d tin again,she con ask me 2chose 1of dem ,if na she or d new 1,me no talk anytin ,she vex go n soon me n d new 1grow 2geda,but I no create space 4cryin tinz again,I love her 2 bu I no let am go deep lik d oda 1 but na she God say go b d mother of my 1st son n my prity daughter n we ar happily join 2geda...
My 1st love called me n congratulat me n she was lik,am supos 2giv u DAT son,I jst laff it off n say to her,so I wish but God did not mak it DA way...she's married now 2 bu I don't kno if na DA my rival or new persn....na d only girl wey mak me cry b DAT...if I toast n u no gri,I leav u find anoda. Simple.

Smartiegurl:
you are confusing me....I believe I already stated those before.

Like I earlier stated. He gets drunk....another He cries.....another calls his friends to come talk to me. Let's different guys with different ideology.

Smartiegurl:
oh! Is that? Guess I didn't read well then.


If so......I'm yet to do any funny stuff cuz of a guy. Wish me luck....

Nctrice:
No politics is not a dirty game! It's just a Game that could be played with dirty tricks or Clever outwitting of opponents! Now it's left to the player to decide which to play the game with (Clever Outwitting or Dirty Tricks) in other words "Blame the Players Not the Game"!

Smartiegurl:
don't get you. Don't u find them funny? When a guy does those kind of stuffs....its funny. **obeying the topic**

Smartiegurl:
the topic said funny things guys does......these are stuffs I find funny. Not like I don't know they feign things like that.

Smartiegurl:
don't get you. Don't u find them funny? When a guy does those kind of stuffs....its funny. **obeying the topic**

politricks:
Great minds think alike.

ELGREF:
Restitution time, I cry privately,but now, I will rather remain single, I can never cry 4 any girls again

iamrealdeji:
Lol,one would think since he's the president,he'd use everything brand new,but the book is a Lil tattered

SeverusSnape:
Politics especially in this part of the world is so "dirty", because it involves shady deals, killings, inciting violence, god-fatherism, fetish rituals, assassinations and so on and so forth, In Nigeria, if you're an easy going and extremely simple person, You may not be able to play the game. It's waters are so murky, It's not for the faint hearted.

size38:
As a student of political science, I disagree with this statement. Politics is not a dirty game and can never be too. Rather the politicians themselves are dirty.