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You're good to go now.

And some mumu will believe that the "highly distinguished" senators of the federal republic are conducting a serious investigation!

thatsleepboy1:
What a wonderful gesture. May the good Lord continue to bless his business.

GOD BLESS ALLEN ONYEAMA
GOD BLESS AIR PEACE
GOD BLESS IGBO NATION

And God bless our dear native land of Nigeria, where Allen Onyeama lives and operates his business profitably, and the country where igbos thrive abundantly. Nigeria we hail thee.

Amotolongbo:
Imagine!
I could tell all countries of the world and their capitals before I clocked 16 cos I was so much in love with Atlas map since my childhood.
Reaching all countries on earth is my dream

And I’m here far older than her and haven’t traveled to any other country before than Biafra.

You need to un-biafra yourself and set yourself free. You can see that your prophet Nnamdi kanu is a traveller. This is because he, a substantive British citizen, only preaches biafra but doesn't believe in it.

Patrioticbreed9:
It's not imagination bruv,it's real we were together we even exchanged contacts

Hahaha, congrats a trillion times. Clap for your good self.

Which marriage again. You're already coupled in your imagination. Next is the wedding in your dream. After that, you will come to reality.

Valkrie:
Boko people have been using them as target practice for the past 12 years..what have they done ?

So you want to imitate boko boys. Hahaha, ok o!

When you kill a soldier you will know that Nigeria has an army.

chrismorg00101(m).
That's OP's moniker - a male.

veli1:
not as useless as ur fuckin life

Chai! What a devastating uppercut!

plusfield:
In less than 24hrs of the incident, the IGP has already concluded investigations and has arrived that it was ipob, even when ipob had earlier denied having anything to do with it. But we have countless attacks by fulani herdsmen including assassination attempt on the life of Gov Ortom, of which miyetti Allah has always claimed responsibility and yet till date the incompetent IGP is still investigating with no findings yet.
Very unfortunate

Bros calm down. Investigate what's obvious. Hahaha, trouble sleep yanga go wake am. They will know shortly that fg dey for ground gidigba.

KevMitnick:
ESN IPOB already denied the allegations.

No be only deny... they will soon know Nigeria has an army.

AsherAmari:
Lol... Ah ah ... What's the teachers' own?
The boy listed his own personal advantages, he's saying "see me". Besides that number 3 is correct. Readily available .

I remember when I used to do this thing. If I can't remember the answer to a question, I'll just give them a piece of my mind. As in what I feel about the situation. Lol... Let them free boy abeg. At least he made attempt.

The "see me" may be for a purpose. Although Op uses the pronoun "his" the student could be a girl and the teacher wanted to "examine" her breasts to confirm her answers. Seriously, this may be the reason given the shenanigans going on in schools, even those owned by religious organisations.

What will make one buy a toy phone? Tecno phones are junk.

slimman007:
It might interest you that the lecturer engage himself in such a job in order to secure the future of his children.Most people you see that are eager to leave Nigeria including me at all cost are doing it for the sake of our children and those unborn not necessary bordered about the present.

You can go and be maiguard or toilet cleaner for life in Europe. It's a choice.

Vaughanlanrewaj:
I am not sure you read the story or perhaps you did not understand it ma. These are people doing well in Nigeria yet travelled overseas and decided to cheat the system of their host country.
Not everyone wants to go Yankee ma. Not even by this crooked manner . All the preliminary signs are always there. A crocodile in Nigeria can't become a Tiger in UK/US. That Henry guy must have been breaking the laws but getting away with it in Nigeria, he just carried such obnoxious behaviour overseas and unfortunately for him, he now can't get away with it anymore.

If he is not a law breaker, he should have left UK and returned home rather than living the rest of his life as a fugitive.
When people create problems for themselves they should be honest to admit it instead of blaming others or their native country.

Some people are so good on their jobs here in Lagos that they are routinely sent overseas to work and they return home even before their visa expires.I sometimes cringe when I see some Nigerians hustling and getting paid far less for what they can earn here at home but too ashamed to come back home. It is never too late to come back home and rebuild especially when you see your life goals flashing away before you eyes. Why on earth will I want to spend years overseas as a menial job worker?

You have said the truth and nothing but the truth. Someone told me that on his first ever trip outside Nigeria, he saw a security guard in front of a shop in London. On a closer look he discovered that the man was a lecturer at one of Nigeria's top universities before relocating to UK for "greener pastures", only to end up as maiguard. Chai, God forbid!

RenaissanceGuy:
You cannot be 'worshipping' Delta State looter general through your signature, James Ibori, whilst at the same time throwing invectives at his Lagos counterpart, at every opportunity.

That's a shameless hypocrisy.

Hahahaha! That's my comment .

BOOOMNAIJA:
Decent looking daughter....a pointer to the fact that this heavily tattooed demon once looked like a normal human being.

Hahahaha! That's my comment.

Poor reportage - the reader is left imagining what Edochie said to warrant the statement by the feminist group.

In Nigeria pastors talk too much about politics and embarrass themselves again and again.

Martahi:
Na so my wife prepare am. Happy Easter from Poland my people

Op says Easter FOOD. The pic is showing Easter FOODS. Hahaha, you're in Poland but here in Africa most people eat one FOOD, not FOODS, as a meal.

amanzejude:
There is nothing special about today. Easter is a person, not an event.

John 11:25
Amplified Bible
Jesus said to her, “I am the Resurrection and the Life. Whoever believes in (adheres to, trusts in, relies on) Me [as Savior] will live even if he dies.

A believer celebrates Easter every day, not on a particular Sunday set aside by Orthodox Church calendar.

Religious fanatics, go ahead and argue with your phone keypad.

Maybe the poster is a "prophet", given that in this "niger-area" there are many self-proclaimed prophets and self-appointed men of god.

ObiOkpor:
We wey never see food chop nko, na wetin we go snap naw?

Sorry sir, just lift up your shirt and snap your stomach.

Kriss216:
You called Rice and Stew with Chicken simple meal

Yes na, for big man house.

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Are u blind or what?
Last time I checked sahara reporters is owned by sowore a Yoruba propagandist

Sowore isn't yoruba.

The surgeons should be commended for knowing what to do when it really matters. Though the poster above says it happened in south africa, I wouldn't be surprised if the short guy that was tapping the lights was a Nigerian. Our professionals are very smart and resourceful - that's why they are highly sought after across the world. May God continue to bless our dear native land of Nigeria.

AdolfAboki:
Hmm..



IPOB, ESN and other unscrupulous elements in the South East region should NOT dare the NORTH!

Mark my words IPOBIANS, if anything bad should happen to Danladi Umar or any Arewa sons or daughters, we'll make Nigeria HELL for you bloody terrorists!

I repeat, NOTHING MUST HAPPEN TO UMAR! Limit your secessionist chants and sectional slogans to your region. Limit your uncouth behavior to your region! If you think we'll fold our hands and watch you humiliate our leaders like you humiliated Ekweremadu and co, then you must be joking!

I dun talk my own finish. Dare us and see!

God bless the North.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Toor, this one don talk him own.

Omoboricash:
TINUBU SAVED YINKA ODUMAKIN's LIFE – Ayo Opadokun
Posted on March 21, 2019 by Top Celebrities Magazine 108 views

Elder statesman and Afenifere chieftain, Chief Ayo Opadokun has revealed how Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu saved Yinka Odumakin’s life…

“When I say he is an ingrate, I must substantiate it. People like me don’t just speak without facts. When he started coming to me, one day he came with his left hand very heavy. And he told me that he and his wife bought a land somewhere and they went there for inspection. It was after visiting the land that his hand started swelling up.”

“He said he had visited surgeons both in UCH and in UNILAG, but they were yet to give him a date when the hand will be operated upon. Meanwhile, somebody introduced a magnetherapist to Odumakin in Ijebu- Ode. So, he went there and had to be in that place for about three months. I will still go there to visit him and give him money.”

“Somehow, he returned from that place, but the hand did not heal up. He came to my house. About two hours after he came, that arm broke apart, blood was gushing out in large quantity. The blood that came out of Odumakin that day was more than a gallon. My steward Segun was there and he is still with me today to corroborate my claim. If not for Segun’s courage that night, it was going to be difficult for me in that house. The bloodstain was just so much.”

“Even Odumakin himself had been totally soaked in his own blood. With God’s help, we managed to contain the situation that day because with the amount of blood he lost, what would I have said if he had died at my place?”

“A week after, his wife Joe Okei-Odumakin called me that that hand had started issuing out odour and that it was becoming problematic in their home. She also told me that the magnetherapist in Ijebu-Ode had recommended that if they could visit India, perhaps the unorthodox practitioners might be able to do something about it.”

“Then I was still in Obanikoro and there was no mobile telephone like we have now. I had to send this gentleman here, Comrade Popoola Ajayi to go to Odumakin’s place and give him a letter because immediately after my discussion with the wife, I called then Governor of Lagos, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu and discussed the whole issue with him. He then told me that if that was what I wanted to take care of Odumakin’s hand, I should ask him to write a letter to that effect in request. So, Popoola took the letter to his house.”

“Now, the wife wrote the request letter and went to the governor’s office but they won’t allow her to see the governor. So, when she called me from the governor’s office, I had to talk to the ADC that I have already spoken to Tinubu over the matter, so she should be allowed in. And that was exactly what they did. You can also confirm from the wife if I lied on this.”

“Immediately, she came in, Governor Tinubu invited his Commissioner for Health and his Commissioner for Finance to go and do whatever they had to do in order to get both Odumakin and his wife visa and other necessary things needed for them to visit India.”

“I was told by the magnetherapist that they will nothing less than N2million for the whole treatment. And that was exactly what Governor Tinubu did and Odumakin travelled a week thereafter. He was the one who told me his experience in India that out of the five doctors, it was only one that said let them open the hand first.”

“The other doctors were asking the wife to sign that they will need to amputate the hand. But one of them insisted that they should first of all open the hand, perhaps maybe not all the two bones had been affected.”

“Fortunately for him, only one of the bones had been affected and the surgery was successfully carried out and the hand was not amputated. That is why till today, he cannot stretch the hand. But what do we see today? There are no evil things Odumakin cannot say about Tinubu and Opadokun. Let his conscience be the judge as he is reading this. Do we deserve such from such a man? That is to show how ungrateful and mercenary that young man is.”

It is finished! That's my only comment.

Dsprave:
Tell me Christianity is not a joke

Hahahahaha! My powerfully anointed fingers crossed.That's all my comment.

maasoap:
Respect the old age, man! Buhari was a military man and he was about the most handsome man in his prime. He's just an old man today, the same physique you yourself can't escape unless you die young.

GBAM! You won't get likes, though, because these days most people hate the truth.

Extend the test to some nlers.