₦airaland Forum

FYB:
I see a new country down south. ..I see it clearly

And you think ijaw, itsekiri and urhobo will create a paradise for themselves? Look at Bayelsa- a small entity that should be rubbing shoulders with the likes of Dubai, but has been crippled by its own people.

The number of commttees is outrageous. Creating this number of commttees just to ensure each member of the house gets a committee chairmanship is worse than the illegal act of contract splitting. I will not be surprised if I hear any of these cars is set upon by an angry mob. Many people will be mad with these useless, self-serving law-breakers when they get to know that the fuelling and maintenance of the so-called committee cars will be borne by the house even though the cars are virtually used as "domestic" cars. So members have opened an avenue for themselves to be making bogus claims for car repairs - and this will continue till their thieving years in the house end! And trust the certified criminals, at the end of their tenure the cars will be "auctioned" to them as scrap. This daylight robbery is being committed jointly by all the 34 apc and pdp scumbags - not a single decent person among them to opt out!

Hahaha the black patches on his knees are refusing to yield to his stup.idity.

13% derivation to oil producing states gone or almost. Now nda you have helped your region! The pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him self no go sleep.

eddyroyal:
Fraudsters how?
As a matter of fact, that envelope has been shared in provinces,Zones,Areas,and parishes under REGION 14 (UYO) for two weeks now or more than. So,are they trying to tell me that it was fraudsters that came into the church and shared those envelopes?
Did the pastors -in-charge-of the provinces acted on their own without being directed by the PASTOR IN-CHARGE OF THE REGION? And did the pastors in-charge-of the Zones acted without being directed by the Pastor in charge of the province. Same with Area and Parish pastors. Or, are they trying to say that someone impersonated the PASTOR IN CHARGE OF THE REGION

Thank you for being a good Christian by exposing fraud in the very house of their god. The posters denying the obvious are fake.

They spilled their blood to save the love they have for each other.

mrvitalis:
I want my people to understand something
The amount of oil taken from the Niger Delta is 2.2 million barrels per day
This will give u 803 million barrels per year
Even if oil is sold at $70 per barrel
That will give u just over 56 billion dollars
The oil companies will take 45% leaving us with just over 36 billion dollars
Coverting this to naira, we have 10 trillion At best
We have over 35 million people in the Niger Delta
And if this money is shared to everyone we will all get 292,292 thousand per year and 24k per month But an hausa farmer can get far more than this in his 10 hectare farm

Hope now, our oil is not even enough to turn us to dubai or Qatar oil based economy is bad

The money may sound big but break it down then u will understand

Ijaw will never agree with urhobo and itsekiri on anything. Btw, where in the world is a country's revenue shared this way? None. We are in this mess because of lack of transparency and accountability in government. Ss clamoured for more share of the oil revenue and got 13% derivation. That gives them trillions of naira more than the other parts of the country. But their leaders are stealing the money, leaving the people in poverty and the region underdeveloped. The terrorists are now blowing up oil facilities, instead of demanding good governance,transparency and accountability from the governors. As the saying goes, if you burn down your father's house, where will you lay your head?

Debaddest:
Today is Sunday I dnt want to use abusive words, What ar u insinuating, that he should carry food flask along with Nigeria food when leaving the country. Just becos he said, buy 9ja to grow 9ja..

Ok, what of tomorrow or the day after? You will be your true self on a day not Sunday to use abusive words?

Mods please let us also know when next she farts.

This report must be untrue. How can Pmb fall ill. Hahaha, that's impossible because he is superhuman! Unlike the rest of us tormented by common malaria and typhoid, how can a whole c-in c of the federal republic be ill? Pmb cannot fall sick- never, infact though 73 he must be looking younger and younger, and never look older. After all, doesn't younger people look younger day by day and never look older? Kudos premium times, what a great job - at least you give pastor osibanjo some hope. What an achievement premium times!

Specifications, not speculations.

They want to play smart, but the denial won't stop the security forces from hunting down the culprits.

ArmedRobber:
Those Avengers re too poor in propaganda,

Obviously the heat is on them,
If what army said was a lie they should have replied with bombing a pipeline rather than ranting on twitter.

Don't mind the terrorists.They expect us to disbelieve the army and believe their own lie. They are surely feeling the heat. They miscalculated the strong arm response of the fg. Like Russia's Putin, Pmb responded robustly to a terrorist threat. The choice is theirs - either they embrace peace or be dealt with decisively by Nigerian security forces .

ETISALAT or nothing

The man did not say only north; he said the other 5 regions should stop supplies to south south. This "our oyel money" syndrome is killing the ss - nobody there wants to work for a living. But they are so disorganized, greedy, self-centred and criminal minded that left to themselves with the oil money, they will exterminate themselves by themselves. Btw, how can you have your man as president for 6 solid years and then blame others for his signal failures?

All the above posters fell to the antics of governor ortom! They man was not praying at all, but set out to deceive the gullible and succeeded on doing so. Congrats ortom! Btw he has tied payment of civil servants' salary to recovery of stolen public money. As a former minister, is he going to recovery his own loot from himself?

Thank God we have a government that is ready to deal with terrorists in a language they understand. Nda terrorists must be defeated militarily and the strong arm approach the govt is taking will send a clear message to them that it is not business as usual. Kudos to Pmb - you negotiate with those willing and ready to negotiate, but come down heavily on trouble makers. Let's see how nda and other Niger delta terrorists can defeat the combined forces of Nigerian navy, army and air force. The oil facilities in the Niger delta belong to the Nigerian people, so tompolo et al must be taught a bitter lesson for destroying national asset.

Pot bellies galore!

States of the ss will have no choice but to confront these criminals tagged nda. The 13% derivation is calculated based on crude oil produced from a state, so the governors cannot sit by and allow these criminals to short change their states by reducing production levels through bombing of facilities.

This is not the first and won't be the last time a man/woman of god couple will divorce. Shikena!

Why smartphone When the only thing he probably does with phone is just to receive calls, not even texting.

Eh yaa. So you never know that insurance is another name for fraud? Sorry, eh! Hopefully everyone will learn from your misfortune. Thanks for sharing.

No wonder, people working in the accounts department of military/paramilitary organizations are stupendously rich, from the oga at the top right down to salary grade level one staff - they are all certified thieves.

I thought I was the only one whose glo line only connects to the internet around midnight to 6am but doesn't from about 6am to midnight when i'm not on a night plan. Now I know it is a big network issue glo has failed to resolve so far. From my experience etisalat is the best network for browsing, by far ahead of glo, mtn or airtel.

Nice job. Nd hoodlums blowing up oil facilities will profit more if they learn to be creative like this guy.

I would rather a child starts life that way than with tv/video games or even drugs we see today. When you undergo a tough training you can survive anything and you appreciate everything.

Psylas:
I don't get you

You are talking about what will never happen. lol.

As general overseer isn't he supposed to oversee everything in the church, particularly money and women? As for church members porting from the church, they ain't seen nothing because they will meet the same poo whichever "house of god" they go.

As general overseer isn't he supposed to oversee everything in the church, particularly money and women? As for church members porting from the church, they ain't seen nothing because they will meet the same shiit whichever "house of god" they go.

Psylas:
Nigerian government didn't even notice whether something like that happened talkless of appreciation/honoring her

Bros Psylas next time you suggest an impossibility I will reply you appropriately.

Harrisonwo:
Is it me or does this story sound cooked up;
U were drugged n was just regaining consciousness (more like waking up from sleep). All of a sudden u started running highly possible into the bush. How can someone just waking up gather enough energy to out run 3 alert men (she was even falling ooo). A bomb will lots of wires will possibly be a C4 sort of bomb. U don't handle anyhow for fear of removing the wrong wire.

My conclusion is, she knows the Boko guys and they just wanna play another "chibok" girl script. She gets the popularity of escaping, the govt meets her and she gets small cash n other stuffs frm the govt in which she will share wt the guys when she gets back. And it's already playin out, she don go govt house.
If she had escaped, the guys will carry out the plan wt the other kidnapped lady. Why didn't we hear of any bomb blast on Saturday. Abi na she b d lead bomber?

Dumb so-called conclusion. The women was abducted and drugged in Maiduguri and driven all the way to kano, and you are making this crass conclusion. This incident has revealed that the women and most certainly the underage girls that have been used by boko haram as suicide bombers are more of victims than accomplices.