₦airaland Forum

highchief1:
I know what he’s saying bro.just that he said a very serious thg in an unserious way lol

Saying it the way he's done is more effective in passing the message to the intended target - the youth, many of whom are unserious and wouldn't even read serious posts like @bencoten above. It's like the Lori iro footage that went viral on social media last year. The man in the video wasn't doing a skit, he was actually a preacher but delivering his message in, to borrow your words, an unserious way. Believe it or not, that way the message sinks better with the unserious people.

HeroHero:
I used to hear this word KPEKUS only here on nairaland but is like I am beginning to understand the meaning.

So you have been having a strong affinity with the word all these years.

Osanoghodua1:
Hello, talk about what's on group and not blacks from other nations coming to sell coke and fake products in SA. Some Nigerians in SA are heavy fraudsters. How many SA guys here are thieves? My friend repair your country too and stop blaming SA.

Even if ALL black foreigners exit South Africa today that won't make a dent on the insane crime wave there .99% of criminals in South Africa are natives. Orchestrated xenophobic murders and destruction against black foreigners will never resolve the insane murders, rape, armed robberies and drugs crimes in South Africa.

ahnie:
How does this man create time for his young family since he's always conducting pageants

If only you know the perks involved in having desperate, pretty damsels at your beck and call all the time! Believe me, time will create itself for you.
I rest my case

Lorenahertz:
Crazy times we're living in.. if only they had been proactive..


I pray that God touches someone's heart to help you dear, this is just so heartbreaking

Amen. He should also seek assistance directly from his state/local government. Politicians love publicity and will respond sooner than expected. Btw, seemingly simple things are difficult to execute - supposing everyone on this forum were to donate just 5 naira to help this fellow, yes just 5 naira!

Superwave16320:
Shut your foolish cursed mouth. Should the black South Africans allowed you wretched blacks from other African countries erode all they gained from their blood n sweat they sacrificed to free themselves from apartheid ?

Maybe you belong in the indomie generation that's why you don't know about the enormous sacrifice other African countries made for the liberation of South Africa (and Mozambique, Zimbabwe, Angola, Namibia). African countries funded the liberation of South Africa. When ANC was formed it was initially recognised and financially aided by only Nigeria and Ghana. Mandela himself would later as president acknowledge this. In the 1970s Tanzania despite being one of the poorest countries in the world then, yet hosted millions of South African refugees. But today many in South Africa have turned ingrate and xenophobic against black people from other parts of Africa. Op is being mischievous - 99% of murderers, armed robbers, rapists, car jackers and other violent criminals in South Africa are natives, not foreigners. Blaming foreigners for the insane crime wave in the country is hypocrisy and sheer stupidity.

White racism still dey gidigba for South Africa. The irony is that the blacks there are directing their bile against fellow blacks from other African countries, instead of confronting the white racists. Maybe apartheid has formatted the brain of those xenophobic zulus

HellVictorinho6:
False

To you it is false, but that's the reality. The indomie generation won't get it, though.

"Enjoyment" is a thing of the mind. If you think you're suffering, you are. If you think you're having a good time, you are, regardless of the money in your account. That's why you have a lot of people committing suicide in western countries where you think they're enjoying.

Op is being mischievous by not posting the whole sermon. Post everything gumi said so that we can contextualise the statement quoted.

abobote:
Not appetising

Exactly. I prefer Nigerian Xmas cuisine. Here, all those naked meat would be swimming inside pepper soup or sumptuous tomato stew.

If she decides she wants to marry now, the male organisers will japa.

So, those kids are now fatherless and their
dad becomes childless!
How fair is this situation to the kids and their dad?
Soon, no doubt, the mother will be bringing in another man (or men), and when she's in the bedroom with the man, she would be foolishly thinking the children aren't imagining what's happening behind locked doors.
Well, whether she likes it or not, the children will soon start demanding, "i want to go to daddy".

The way people who have japa are lamenting about inflation, e be like say we will soon begin to see those of them who cannot cope un-japa back to the homeland. Imagine, somebody who can barely cope with harmattan weather here decides to japa to Canada - no be suicide mission be that! Chai, - 40° temperature + insane inflation = instantly kicking the bucket. God save my people.

lansile:
I remember voting for Buhari twice under a scorching sun queuing for hours. Hoping that I would benefit from his government, but as it turned out, only well connected people still get jobs throughout his administration. He did try well with Npower though but I'm not a beneficiary. I wouldn't say his administration is a complete fiasco but I learnt a good lesson. Never waste a single minute voting for any politician not your very close relatives or pals. So, comes February, by God's grace a day to election I will bless Nigeria with a soul of a big chicken, well serviced generator and no matter how this government tried it shall be simple for me to buy fuel enough to last very long since we don't usually have power supply. May the best candidate win.

I have heard many people say almost the samething. My conclusion is that voter turn out in the next general election would be extremely low - probably close to the 8.8% turn out in the Tunisian Parliamentary election

Mathew Kukah himself has failed Christians like all other Christian clerics in Nigeria. They all failed to pray for Nigeria - and if they did, clearly it was rejected. Imagine, Leah sharibu is still in the hands of criminals and even anointed "prophets" who claim they can cure every ailment with a touch of the hand and can speak with Baba directly have failed abysmally to get the innocent girl out. Liars and hypocrites. Let kukah see the speck in his eyes first....

Let's hope the jubilation isn't too early.

nkemoma:
Pagan Festival

Pagan Festival but now appropriated by Christians!

Niftkid:
Na dem dey live long pass, men no dey last like that ..

You're absolutely right, though some people may ignorantly think you're being sarcastic. Women generally live longer than men.

candygist:
If not for corruption, i would have represented super eagles and probably won a world cup for Nigeria. I would have been playing for one for the best clubs in the world. See me today hustling in Lagos inside market. God Abeg o.

Pray, bro, that your hustle yields bountifully.

SmartPolician:
Black people are utterly useless! That's why nothing works in the continent. Look how one idiot make Cameroun lose this asset to France.

If I were the Paul Biya (although he's a useless old president), I would find out who that is and deal with him.

Paul Biya is corruption personified. And you yourself can't be vouched for regarding corruption. You see, corruption cannot fight corruption!

Oh God, save igbos from igbos.
Now, an igbo terrorist is threatening other igbos with merciless brutality and painful death. Oh merciful, omnipotent God save the innocent and annihilate the wicked.

The good book says you can only divorce on grounds of infidelity. Right? So, you have to enjoy (or endure) your marriage. More so that after your first night, your only complaint isn't that she has no pussy. You can ignore the tiny extrusion na and concentrate on the juicy hole.

Pinterest:
The Rwanda leaders are no different when it comes to shutting opposition up.

In fact, Paul Kigame shuts up his opponents permanently- he has been implicated in the assassination of people who opposed him, even those who fled abroad were trailed and silenced forever. Criticise the Rwanda maximum dictator and you're a goner if you're a Rwandan.

I have always regarded governor mala buni as a gentleman politician. So it came to me as a surprise to hear that a "small boy" has been arrested for "insulting" him. How could governor buni descend to such an ignoble level to order the arrest, I had thought. Good that he has come out to show the world his true character.

Feeta za fandora ohbi's right hand man is going to gaol. Birds of a feather flock together.

SE & SS are the most dangerous regions in Nigeria. "Unknown" gunmen, murderous robbers, bloodthirsty cultist, godless politicians and other dangerous criminals are having a field day there. This grandpa Labour Party candidate, sadly, is the latest casualty in the bloodletting mayhem in SE.

Drparts:
All obidient should deactivate they nairaland Account now

You didn't deactivate yours and you're telling others to do - typical afghaneastern hypocrite!

Olympiacos:
Why getting loan to build from Indian?? But smart move any way unlike east region completing government lodge as a mass project and destroying their unattractive infrastructure they have in the name of sit at home. Now they will blame buhari and tinubu for their destructions. Their shapeles head no allow them get sense.

"Shapeless head" - Chai!

If osun people are placing their hopes on an unserious guy like Adeleke to rescue the state from its financial troubles, they're in for a long thing.

Ebele Azikiwe did nothing for ipob land but mumu afghaneasterns will still be masturbating over the mention of his name. A man that went to the heart of alaigbo to scam ndigbo with a vow to go into exile if he didn't complete the 2nd Niger bridge! He didn't even so much as start the construction of the bridge, much less complete it, but despite the scam those mumus still lick his ass. No be only the best president Nigeria ever had...!

afribookorg:
So,where will they record the child's place of birth now? On the Pacific ?

Over the Pacific is more appropriate.