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i think bawolomo(RIP) should be handed this award as a sought of honourary/post-humous thing not only in light of his tragic passing away as a mark of respect for the dead but in honor of his pertinent contributions to this section of the forum. just my 2 cents

i see emperor kim je soul getting a whole lot of props from ofcourse mostly christian posters for his/her unbridled bias in handling disputes by deliberately overlooking actions by christian folks that clearly contravene the rules of this forum while openly siding with his/her christian peers

and lastly (and on a more serious note), does this dude toba seriously have a life outside of nairaland?

mabell:
You have come again with misquoting joagbaje and deliberately twisting his posts
where did he say preferential treatment inside the house of God

No Nuclearboy what he meant was preferential treatment between believers and non believers, didn't Jesus do the same between gentiles and non gentiles when he said the children of the house should be fed full before the dogs, i don't remember which passage.

uh huh! and where's the evidence for this supposed preferential treatments. the top 2 richest men in the world are not so-called believers; scandinavian countries are one of the most predominantly atheist and the ones with way better living condition than your average corruption riddled african countries plagued with a bunch of deluded so-called christians like your utterly deluded self; same with other circular countries like the UK and Japan. even standard of living of absolute muslim countries like saudi arabia and the UAE cannot be compared to your overtly religious average nigerian who lives on less than $1 per day. all i see as evidence of this in naija is thieving MOG, overtly corrupt government officials and yahoo-yahoo boys living lavishly

your bible (not really holy) is a pile of bronze age jewish myths and is completely baseless in today's day and age. go study something useful

ochallo:
haba that is not true ,

what is not true? the fact that whatever eminem releases, whether garbage or not, always gets a grammy or the fact that tupac and biggie never won a grammy? the fvck does a bunch of old white judges know bout hip-hop?

manmustwac:
According to the Standard Model of God, God is an omniscient, all-powerful, all-loving being who answers prayers. Imagine God sitting on his magnificent throne in heaven looking down upon Earth, seeing every detail. God speaks:

Look at all of those praying people getting tortured in that police station. Excellent! I won't do anything to stop that. And look at that young uniben university student down there being despoiled and murdered near her school campus. Perfect! She is praying like mad, but I won't do anything to stop that. And there are 2'000 hutus preparing to burn a church and kill 500 tutsi's who are saying the Lord's Prayer to me right now. Outstanding! I won't do anything to stop that. How wonderful it is that 1,000 prayerful people will die of starvation today in Ethiopia. I love it! I won't do anything to stop that. Oh… and there's little Genevive praying that I remove that pimple from her nose for her big date with Bola tomorrow. Let me go help Genevive right now…"

Do you believe in a God who acts like this? Of course not. Isn't that enough proof for you to know that god imaginary. That he don't exist?

you forgot to chip in the typical examples of ceremonial thanksgiving sessions frequent in the podiums of today's nigerian churches used to advertise the efficacy of prayers to the gullible: the guy who god just gave a visa to america who probably used fake documents to obtain it and is most probably going to be intentionally breaking immigration laws of the country god helped him to enter; or the guy who was sick and took all sorts of medications and visited al manner of medical institutions but attributes his miraculous healing to bible god; or the yahoo-yahoo boy who just got a new car; or the overtly corrupt politician who god just gave a ministerial job. not to mention mr. I AM's match making abilities in providing spinsters with potential husband materials. bible god is pretty damn good in his selective prayer answering skills

[quote author=*666* link=topic=562684.msg7276776#msg7276776 date=1291574705]MAY THE MALLET OF SATAN BEFALL YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP. 

GOD IS GOD. HE UNDERSTANDS ALL LANGUAGES. HE IS CALLED BY MANY NAMES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY JEWISH GOD?

DID YOU EXPECT ME TO CRASH DOWN NAIRALAND OR KILL ONE OR TWO MEMBERS BEFORE YOU CONFIRM THAT I WAS SILVERLANCE THE RULER OF THE UNDERWORLD?

YOU WILL BE THE FIRST OF THAT LINE IF YOU WILL NOT SHUT UP AND ASK A QUESTION INSTEAD OF GRUMBLING. 

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smh at this queer. you must really be off your ruckers if you seriously think anyone here is buying into this your lame azz gimmick. I'm out. i think i've given you enough of the ATTENTION you actually come here to seek. But seriously dude, go get some help. after you go say na home trouble

oh i see. create a FAKE online screen name pretending to be a FAKE agent of the mythical devil with the intention to propagate the supposed biddings of your FAKE imaginary jewish god. you christians are all a bunch of clowns. pls log off out your lame and unfunny gimmick of a screen name and go find yourself a real job outside. even your own bible abhors the lazy and jobless

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Joni and Marcus Lamb appeared on their popular Christian television show and dropped a bombshell. Marcus had cheated on his wife Joni and someone was trying to blackmail the preacher for 7.5 million dollars. (Dec. 1)

From some of the comments:

I see this asswhole on tv everyday, begging for money,

Feel sorry for the fools that donate their hard earned money,

" I take full blame for this, I don't even blame the devil"

Now thats a first,


For christians to be successful ones, they must realise that they are hypocrites.

^^^you should know contradiction is in the hypocritical nature of most believers of the mostly inconsistent book of jewish mythologies and fairy tales. they label their tyrannical god loving and peaceful and other mythical figures like satan and allah evil while at the same time overlooking or even justifying obviously atrocious acts the bloodthirsty genocidal jewish god of the old testament committed. they condemn polytheism but are okay with 3 gods: the egoistic monster that is the father, the acclaimed miracle working jewish carpenter who was executed like a common criminal that is the son, and the ghost that impregnated another man's virgin wife without consent. it's only christians who would arrogantly argue that the worlds largest religion, christianity, is actually not a religion, while in the same hypocritical breath label something obviously anti-religion as being a religion. and you wonder why they're so divided in the interpretation of their own delusions

okay moderator jesoul. let's bring back some decency and decorum back in here, but caution your pipole too. i have no malice against anyone here, it's just that the TRUTH can be sometimes bitter to swallow

[quote author=Rhino.4dm link=topic=560014.msg7261412#msg7261412 date=1291326095]Okay ma. But i can bet you the guy does not have decency in his dictionary. He cant write two wards words without going vulgar. I think he is posses possessed. At inception you will notice hoe how tactically he used sparking off fights and lay low. Brewing anger with some weird and freaky cartoon of his ilk. Lets just cut off the head of the sneak snake for permanent prenvention prevention of his bite and venom.[/quote]maybe if you learned how to spell properly i would accord you a little of the attention you so badly have been trying to seek from me like a scorned ex-girlfiend

oya, make una carry on with the original topic

JeSoul:
Mudley final warning to you. Stop gate-crashing threads like this one, if you want to vent about a God you don't believe exists, please open a new thread.

uh huh? so, i'm i now being restricted to not posting in threads but only making threads of my own just because i don't believe in your god. this na real north korea o

your fellow christians (who actually start off with the derailment of the threads) have been ceaselessly throwing insultive jabs at me, stalking and trying to bait me into unecessary war of words but you guys never ever see that. i may come off a little abrasive but i always try to stick to the topic. i only fight back when overtly sensitive christians try to come at me christ-like with their usual lame personal insults (which are always somehow ignored by the mods). christians, i apologize if i do hurt your feelings but sorry i can't help ridiculing the ridiculous

a typical example from toba your dearest below who keeps begging to be made a mod like his life depended on it

toba:
mudley really need to grow out of these acts

i know i may probably be banned after this by the obviously biased mods of this forum who in the same vein will blatantly ignore Uyi's continous jabs towards me even after your warning while heeding to his request to get rid of me because i am not of the same religious faith as you guys. are mods even supposed to be picking sides?

no problemo sha

Uyi Iredia:
i am an ox-head and revel in stalking annonymous males online

okay

Uyi Iredia:
@ Mudley >>> "the problem with you is that you are are a part of the problem" - Uyi Iredia

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so every thread i post in your have to reply to my every post to the point that you even had to compose a poem for me. oboy, you have taken the word stalking to a whole noda level

Uyi Iredia:
[center]A poem for Mr Mudley

Mudley Mudley,
2ce the dundy,
3ce the fundy,
such a hussy,
oh! so crazy


a puzzle // and a dazzle
who frizzles // and spittles
o'er hustles // and bustles
lacking sense // yes! he's dense

i look and i wonder,
over this guy a yonder,
who puts many asunder,
needlessly thinks God a bother

*a moment of silence as all inter the cadaver of idiocy Mudley embodies. Uyi proceeds to the give a short monody as Mudley's corpse is burnt on the funeral pyre of Wisdom.*

one must heed the fool, to gain wisdom
one must keep the calm, to be the balm
for the nemesis of fools is not their foolishness
it is their wanton disdain for all that is wise // all that  is life

C'est finis [/center]

   



no homo @ you taking your time to compose a poem for me

manmustwac:
anymore fighting and i'll lock the thread

guess i missed something

Uyi Iredia:
@ Mudley >>> God save you today >>> make mistake first !!! >>> you go hear word from me 

and wetin this incoherent id1ot come dey feel like now this wanna-be pseudo-intellectual who can barely construct a proper sentence that makes any sense without slotting in unwarranted wordings crammed from a dictionary. you nor go go face your studies, dey there dey form professor online

even if eminem releases a blank cd or literal poo on a plate for a cd he will still get the grammy nods. and you wonder why people like 2pac and biggie never won grammies

Anayordike:
@Mudley313 For the fact the God did not respond to human issues as you expected Him does no imply that He's no longer the Judge of all mankind.

mehn, sharap there. the fact that your god did not respond or has never responded to human issues(apart from inside of the pages of books and minds of deluded folks like you)is simply cos he/she/it is a none existent entity. quit with all the childish excuses. high court judge ni, district court judge ko. will he be wearing one of those ridiculous wigs nigerian judges put on their head during your imaginary judgment day?

He has set a day in which He's going to judge all mankind according to their works whether good or bad.

and so has other numerous likewise imaginary deities and mythological figures that exist today and even way before the invention of your yahweh by ancient primitive jewish goat herders. and what is the set date for this, as you implied above, so i could catch it on court t.v?

I also assumed you are neither a christian nor a believer in the Creator of all things, including yourself. Let me also tell you that because you do not believe does not in any way change nor invalidated the existence of God.

and the fact that you BELIEVE doesn't validate nor make this your god spring into existence all of a sudden nor does it not make you any less delusional and silly for still believing in imaginary friends and fairy tales(supposing you're of adult age)

He may not be spiteful as you alleged; the reason is because He's not willing that any person should perish, but that all should come to repentance by accepting Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour.

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You erred and not far from blaspheming when you put God Almighty in the same category with Zeus and other gods. You need to have a rethink and probably change your stand about the existence of God. Going by the way speak it's obvious you lack the true knowledge of the one true God. Do not make your conclusion about God until you are able to answer every question as to where you come from and certainly where you are going after here.

blah, blah, blah

May God help you.

and may you seek the much needed medical attention/psychiatric help you so deserve

Below is what happens when supposedly sane people start thinking like the raving loony that started this thread

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voltron:
I sincerely doubt God is that Malevolent these days

ya. the god of the old testament (like all other mythical figures written about in fairy tales and legends like zeus) has long since taken a permanent leave in visibly interfering in human affairs like in the mythical days of yore

if anyone of you have visited both western and african museums and see the contrast in body armaments for war, you'd understand why we still remain in the dark, as evidenced from the OP and people who believe in all these primitive crap. while you see evolving innovations in body armaments, from old barbaric germanic tribes to that of medieval time, all you see in the naija museum is different assortments of odeshi, jazz, otumokpo for body armor. guess who was able to conquer who in the long run; the one who used his brain and not my overtly superstitious forefathers who relied on the same delusions that continue to draw back my brothers and sisters back home

Yes. In it's broadest sense, religion is a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny and the practices and institutions associated with such belief. Religion takes many forms but world religions are dominated by a group of organized religious belief systems and organizations of which Christianity, in all of its forms, is the most common. The Christian religion, was founded on the life and teachings of Jesus. Although religious belief is extremely personal and means different things to different people, by definition Christianity is most definitely a religion.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Christianity_a_religion

i know you feel it somehow cheapens your whole delusion, but sorry, christianity most definitely is a religion in every sense of the word (although i see it as more of a cult). even your bible tells you so

   * Acts 26:5 “They have known for a long time, if they are willing to testify, that according to the strictest party of our religion I have lived as a Pharisee.“

   * 1 Tim 2:10 “, but by good deeds, as befits women who profess religion.“

   * 1 Tim 3:16 “Great indeed, we confess, is the mystery of our religion: He was manifested in the flesh, vindicated in the Spirit, seen by angels, preached among the nations, believed on in the world, taken up in glory, “

   * 2 Tim 3:5 “, holding the form of religion but denying the power of it. Avoid such people.“

   * Titus 2:12 “training us to renounce irreligion and worldly passions, and to live sober, upright, and godly lives in this world“

   * James 1:26 “If any one thinks he is religious, and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this man's religion is vain."

   * James 1:27 “Religion that is pure and undefiled before God and the Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their affliction, and to keep oneself unstained from the world."

smh @ gods sending individuals and/or countries to go to war, or go on a genocidal rampage either through suicidal blow ups of innocent people (to go meet up with virgins up in the sky) or the carnage of barbarically slaughtering both kids and women (leaving the virgins for themselves ofcourse) and even animals. after one would claim god of love mercy and peace and the other, religion of peace, as each try to justify dastardly acts committed supposedly on command from both their imaginary gods, at the same time being blind to each others hypocrisy. see what religious delusion can do to adults of supposedly sane minds

MzDarkSkin:
Poster is suffering from illusionary religious brain gay bordering on insanity

corrected

only in a nigerian online discussion forum will issues in the sports section deviate to one of silly ol delusional religious beliefs, thieving nigerian men of dog and their brainwashed and foolish astute magas defenders, raining abuses and curses on all that disagree with their delusion in their usual christ-like manner

there's no difference between adeboye and fred ajudua. both are con-artist; only difference is adeboye's magas are too blinded by absurd jewish superstitous beliefs to ever figure out that they're being duped on a grand scale

religion is definitely a bane on our poor ol country nigeria

seyibrown:
This thread has been created to examine certain matters on Christianity and Islam. Observation is open to all but Contribution is by invitation only

smh @ a public online forum operating as a cabal like all things nigeria. why not encourage people to go read up on these issues instead of relying on the ramblings of a bunch of annonymous nerds who spend all day aimlessly bickering back and forth on the internet

^^^LAME! i see you have too much time on your hands; why dont you try finding something more productive to do with yourself like going to fill up a job application

i'll recommend burning hell, as good ol usage of fear factor in propagating absurd religious beliefs works all the time

Martian:
Because he would rather have unclothed humans running around while he watches them. Yahweh sounds like a pervert to me.

Can't wait to see all these Christians perform their mental gymnastics while using every word they can find in the dictionary. they manage to say absolutely nothing while using words most english professors have never heard. Some even add some Latin!

i'm surprised not to be the only one to have noticed the bolded above. these guys are ready to argue that abuja is the capital of australia; all they need do is fill up their posts with senseless gibberish patrick obahiagbon-style and believe they're right, instead of sticking with good ol blind faith their imaginary god promised can move mountains

some people really need to go read a book instead of posting a bunch of ridiculous nutty stuff concocted by conspiracy nut jobs, or better yet, go get an education. people who make up all these bullcrap are considered full-blown paranoid nut-jobs in america

music has always had a strong conspiracy-theorist strain. and that is okay. it makes for some interesting music. problem is, a lot of these paranoid cats just do not educate themselves to the real facts. They run through paranoid and uninformed conspiracy theory websites and videos and think they've become enlightened, ironically

so let me take my time to do some educating round here and kick some real facts and true stories as opposed to the utterly implausible crap being spewed here

1. There really was a secret society that called itself the Illuminati. In France in the 1770's, a group of deists got together and tried to figure out a way to get rid of the religious establishments and governments of Europe. This is a good thing. The old monarchies were brutal oppressive dictatorships. Deism was about as rebellious as you could get back then without getting executed for the crime of atheism.

1a. So the Illuminati was based on the belief in god. Not a specific god, but a deity nonetheless. A beneficent creator god that set up the laws of physics, shaped the universe, and then let it do its thing. So this is not a "Satanic" movement.

1b. Their opponents were the extremely powerful Catholic church and the monarchies whose titles were tied to it. You know how monarchy works, right? People believed the king and his bloodline were allowed to reign because jesus said so. It's called the Divine Right of Kings. It didn't start with Christianity, it's as old as dirt. But it's an irrational and obviously un-democratic system that basically enslaves most of the population. Why wouldn't you want that overthrown?

2. Yeah, the guy who started the Illuminati joined the Freemasons. Oh no, old men in aprons and white gloves. Terrifying.

2a. While traditional English/Scottish style Freemasons require their members to believe in a higher power, "Continental Freemasonry" in France and Germany has been allowing ATHEISTS to join since the early 1800's. So explain to me why a group of people dedicated to Satan, demons, and other spirits is going to be allowing those annoying atheists in, with their skepticism and logic.

2b. The Illuminati was crushed by the combined forces of the monarchies and the Catholic church. It ceased to exist. There is NO EVIDENCE that it successfully went into hiding or that anybody took its name.

3. Capitalism. Capitalism. CAPITALISM.

3a. You know why the world is the way it is? A perpetual struggle between people who work and people who own. The owners want as much work out of you as they can get while paying you as little as possible. The workers want as much money as possible for as little work as they can get away with. Read Marx. The ownership class will use any tactic available to keep you from realizing that they didn't earn and don't deserve their outrageous wealth. Religion, government, culture. ; anything within reach.

3b. These people do not exactly "control the world." That's not really possible. There's too many factors. And I know some of you believe that they have a secret weather control machine, but then again, some of you believe in talking snakes and donkeys

people deprogrammed from religious indoctrinations = are programmed

people who are anti-religious = are religious

all dis christian pipole una nor go kill person . what sad and pathetic acts of desperation. i bet the word oxymoron is not in the christians dictionary even though i can understand the christians infatuation with the utterly absurd

like someone said in the other thread, they are like someone with a disease trying to feel better about themselves by accusing others who obviously don't of having same. i laff in guapanese

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Big B1:
Live in Nigeria, get into the system, and completely understand this system, you will quickly understand the importance of electing someone like IBB.

Our problems in Nigeria are clearly visible and solutions to these problems are also extremely straight forward.But nobody cares, nobody is bold enough to stop the fo0lishness.
And this still remains the toughest problem in Nigeria today.
IBB will Boldly and systematically approach all these problems.
We can't wait any longer, we are ready to move our country forward.

Be clever and fall in love with Nigeria once again.
Vote IBB 2011.

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