₦airaland Forum

Foreigna2:
I will quote you as much as I please. Your father is not the owner of Nairaland and you are not the one buying me data. If you don't like it, go and die.

You're a political failure, a political coward, an electoral liability and a political Hushpuppi.
My state alone has produced more Presidents than your entire region. What you are crying for today, we dey get am steady. You are a failure in all aspects.

Foreigna2:
You guys are political nonentities and I've been hammering it into your flat heads. Hopefully, it sinks in.

Kosoco:
This FTC guy.... Self Respect is not chiecken out.... Igbos don't play dirty Politics or do or die affairs.... Leaving honorably is not Fear but for peace..... As for you let's wait Saturday e no far Again....

Ulyzis:
that thing dey pain eh.. Rest in peace bruv

moshino:
Your perceived "adults" in politics are the reasons your country is a shithole.

kenniegeezu:
Eeya... He might have taken loan to pay for delegates

HelipsTech:
This Ayade guy, he self no da go visit delegates?

Which one be he own sef

ipobarecriminals:
with this bastardized Economy ,hope those peepz Nor go turn b Amu robber?.Sanwo should visit once upon clean oshodi/Ikeja railway is now the habitation of Ugwu sellers.Go to Ojo/LASU gate and see those malam done turn that place to IDP ground

Confirmedzombie:
This is the reason no one wants ibo so to rule Nigeria

The rate of fraud committed by ibos is so alarming.

Make them president today and see Nigeria sent backward fifty times.

You will never see IPOB Comment on this thread.

They will only wail that cos she is ibo.

May forgive ibos and give them the grace to surrender their lives to christ and quit fraud.

FalseProphet1:
Nigerians only plead the blood of Jesus on animals that aren't edible, like Bat, Owl, Cat...etc.

If a fox as big as that enters a Nigerian home, they would close the door, kneel down and thank God for providing them with meat, then chase it, kill it, roast it, order for Pammy and if possible post pics of the savouring fox pepper soup in their blackened local pot on Nairaland.

This I have seen.

Iamdbull:
Finally nairaland family have a chance of being well represented at the big brother Naija, as your favorite boy Dbull on this one has registered please pray for me that I get chosen. I promise to come and do giveaway here and represent nairaland Wella.
The name of my fanbase is #BULLIONAIRES.


Here is an exclusive interview about myself that I did while applying.

You go win, and God go bless your hustle.
But don't go and be getting naked and be doing what will make us to close our eyes and be ashamed of you o : you understand abi?.

We dey wish you well.
But if you win and you forget to do enough giveaways to us your family here we go swear for you



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z8_SrbNMbw

Chidiude:
Greetings everyone, am new here.

kabawa:
It's an insultive language used by crazy fellows as verbal insult. In English it can be translated as "Father's Dick"...
You gat it?!!

kabawa:
This generation is something else. We all have our unique religion and traditions, which every rational human has to respect even if you don't believe or practice such doctrines.
Deborah went too far in venting her anger in their WhatsApp platform for practically insulting Prophet Muhammad (SAW).
She called him (buran uba ) which is very insulting in hausa language. She was asked to retract the statement by both christians and Muslims in the group which she adamantly refused and stood her ground.
Deborah is a northener from kebbi and she knows the concequences of what she said.
The mob went too far in taking laws into their hands and even went as far as burning her copse which is against Islam.
But in this life ( Idan kana takama da iskanci sai a hada ka da Dan guguwa!!!!)

kenzysmith:
So this girl wear 438 million for body. Wait o she wear 3 duplex and I full plaza or hotel for body


Una dey craze

SmartPolician:
All Progressives Congress chieftain and presidential aspirant, Bola Tinubu, has stated that qualifying to be President of Nigeria doesn’t require strength but intelligence and smartness to overcome the numerous problems bedeviling the country.

This is FALSE. No leader can do well in leadership without brain and brawn. Sometimes, you need to inspect something yourself and not rely on what your aides say. You need energy to tour and inspect projects across 36 states and FCT.

If your subordinates know that you are likely to inspect something and there will be consequences if they are found wanting, doing the right thing at all times becomes the hallmark of your administration.

God1000:
So the aspirants cannot submit it by themselves again

None of them is qualified to govern Nigeria

IKBARUTEN11:


Kai, notchin wey Musa no go chi for gate


Only LeoDaking, manna crew, nonpartisan1 and some 30k stipend urchins are not tired of this darling daddy govt

Cholls:
My brother lol you never marry her she don use kiss scatter ya mouth...and that hand bro, sey na because of too much fingering?

BigTableShaker:
Haaa!

Odiegwu..


The vulturebbqgriller reigns in the valley of the shadow of rotting carcass dealers.

Largehead1930:
I’ve been battling with this for years. It seems my head is a big bigger than that of others. I always wear faze caps but people still see my big head.
Please I need motivation o. I don’t know if it’s reason why some babes will give me their phone number and refuse picking my calls afterwards
I can’t even wear Those Hausa caps cos my size no dey there .

It’s really affecting my self esteem

eeetuk:
President Buhari : "“When we assumed office, the North-East was the major security problem we inherited in 2015, but we have been able to make people understand that you cannot kill people and shout ‘Allahu Akbar,’ (God is great!)."

100% a lie!

Is president Buhari saying that northern Nigeria today-----under Buhari administration is safer than when it was under Goodluck Jonathan in 2015? That is a lie
I cannot believe which part of Nigeria president Buhari is living.
I write to ask president Buhari to tender unqualified apology to Goodluck Jonthan and all Nigerian people because he lied to our face.
Nigerians are worst off under Buhari administration than Goodluck Jonthan .
Today in Nigeria, the UN has estimated that over 200 lives are lost every day. 2 million Nigerians have died under president Buhari . 10 millions have been displayed from their homes. And another 100 million Nigerians are currently living in hunger. The gap between rich and poor is at 99 to 1 and widening . Guns violence has reached all time high. Schools dropout rate has skyrocketed


This never happened in Goodluck Jonthan administration.
President Buhari is bad man!

saintkel:
2023 ELECTION IS FAST APPROACHING. YOUTHS OF NIGERIA, PLZ THINK ON THIS

Gov* *Ganduje* of Kano's daughter married *Gov* *Ajimobi* of Oyo's son!
Yes *bro* , Dangote's Daughter married former IGP *Mohammed's* son!
*Bros* ! *Buhari's* daughter married the richest man's son from *Borno* *State* .
*Abike* *Dabiri* , former lawmaker and now special adviser to the president on foreign matters is now an inlaw to *Gov* . *Ibikunle* *Amosun* , governor of Ogun State.
Let me inform you again that, *Prof* *Yemi* *Osibanjo's* daughter was taken to the same kind of home marrying the son of one of the richest black *women* in *Nigeria*
*Buhari's son married the daughter of Emir and over 100 private jets came for the marriage but you were not invited.
Their children study *abroad* , start work *abroad* , get married *abroad* , go to hospitals *abroad* , treat headache and cough *abroad* , give birth abroad, establish businesses *abroad* , go for vacation *abroad* , etc

Yet, they come out later to give you guns, machete, axes and few thousands of naira to cut your fellow *brothers* *down* in the name of *election* . Believe me, they will be coming to you again *come2023
*Bros* ! If u are only good as *political* *thugs* , ballot box *snatchers* , and not as an *in-law* to them, then u have *Problem* .
# *UseYourBrain*
Forward to every *Youth* you know.

Saraki is working for Atiku, his sister Gbemi is working for Buhari

Obasanjo is working for Atiku, his son Juwon is working for Buhari

Okupe is working for Atiku, his son is working for Buhari

Galadima is working for Atiku, his daughter is working for Buhari

You are sons and daughters of none of these, you are their Defenders on social media.

When CBN job is vacant, they give their children

When FIRS job is vacant, they give their children

When NNPC, NLG, NPA, NIMASA, NCC etc jobs are out, they give to their children

They marry their children off to one another to create future leaders for you the social media Defenders

But when police recruitment form is out, that is public

When civil defence job is out, they give that to you.

When their children crash a car or bike, they fly them to Germany

When their children need good education, they fly them to UK, US, Canada

When your children fall sick, you take them to churches, mosques

When your children are sent out of school, you send them to labour camps - hawking

ASUU, ASUP, NASU, NLC, SARS, STRIKES are yours to battle with in Nigeria

If you think you are doing anybody fighting for these folks, take a look at the mirror and the image you see there is he that you are deceiving - yourself

If you don't use your brain, someone else will use it for you
Be wise enough my brothers and sisters!!
I can only hope this will RESET "Our" BRAINS. God bless you all.