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This is the reason they empower their useless cronies to "supposedly buy forms" for them, so that they can continue to be in office.

Now making it look as if they are innocent and it is their supporters that love them so much that are buying forms for them

This presidential ticket is now a joke.

I'd rather applaud a goat if it comes to purchase a form than this clueless baldheaded Potbelly vagabonds in power

BigTableShaker:
Haaa!

Odiegwu..


The vulturebbqgriller reigns in the valley of the shadow of rotting carcass dealers.

this vawulence is catastrophic.

Please show mercy

Largehead1930:
I’ve been battling with this for years. It seems my head is a big bigger than that of others. I always wear faze caps but people still see my big head.
Please I need motivation o. I don’t know if it’s reason why some babes will give me their phone number and refuse picking my calls afterwards
I can’t even wear Those Hausa caps cos my size no dey there .

It’s really affecting my self esteem

you no even dey motivate yourself too.

How can your moniker be " largehead".

Make i encourage you bro, don't downgrade yourself.
I guess people that love you see beyond your physical attributes.

I also know that people with "big head" are smart and intelligent.

eeetuk:
President Buhari : "“When we assumed office, the North-East was the major security problem we inherited in 2015, but we have been able to make people understand that you cannot kill people and shout ‘Allahu Akbar,’ (God is great!)."

100% a lie!

Is president Buhari saying that northern Nigeria today-----under Buhari administration is safer than when it was under Goodluck Jonathan in 2015? That is a lie
I cannot believe which part of Nigeria president Buhari is living.
I write to ask president Buhari to tender unqualified apology to Goodluck Jonthan and all Nigerian people because he lied to our face.
Nigerians are worst off under Buhari administration than Goodluck Jonthan .
Today in Nigeria, the UN has estimated that over 200 lives are lost every day. 2 million Nigerians have died under president Buhari . 10 millions have been displayed from their homes. And another 100 million Nigerians are currently living in hunger. The gap between rich and poor is at 99 to 1 and widening . Guns violence has reached all time high. Schools dropout rate has skyrocketed


This never happened in Goodluck Jonthan administration.
President Buhari is bad man!

A very bad man and a terrible omen that befell this country.

The man no send us o

saintkel:
2023 ELECTION IS FAST APPROACHING. YOUTHS OF NIGERIA, PLZ THINK ON THIS

Gov* *Ganduje* of Kano's daughter married *Gov* *Ajimobi* of Oyo's son!
Yes *bro* , Dangote's Daughter married former IGP *Mohammed's* son!
*Bros* ! *Buhari's* daughter married the richest man's son from *Borno* *State* .
*Abike* *Dabiri* , former lawmaker and now special adviser to the president on foreign matters is now an inlaw to *Gov* . *Ibikunle* *Amosun* , governor of Ogun State.
Let me inform you again that, *Prof* *Yemi* *Osibanjo's* daughter was taken to the same kind of home marrying the son of one of the richest black *women* in *Nigeria*
*Buhari's son married the daughter of Emir and over 100 private jets came for the marriage but you were not invited.
Their children study *abroad* , start work *abroad* , get married *abroad* , go to hospitals *abroad* , treat headache and cough *abroad* , give birth abroad, establish businesses *abroad* , go for vacation *abroad* , etc

Yet, they come out later to give you guns, machete, axes and few thousands of naira to cut your fellow *brothers* *down* in the name of *election* . Believe me, they will be coming to you again *come2023
*Bros* ! If u are only good as *political* *thugs* , ballot box *snatchers* , and not as an *in-law* to them, then u have *Problem* .
# *UseYourBrain*
Forward to every *Youth* you know.

Saraki is working for Atiku, his sister Gbemi is working for Buhari

Obasanjo is working for Atiku, his son Juwon is working for Buhari

Okupe is working for Atiku, his son is working for Buhari

Galadima is working for Atiku, his daughter is working for Buhari

You are sons and daughters of none of these, you are their Defenders on social media.

When CBN job is vacant, they give their children

When FIRS job is vacant, they give their children

When NNPC, NLG, NPA, NIMASA, NCC etc jobs are out, they give to their children

They marry their children off to one another to create future leaders for you the social media Defenders

But when police recruitment form is out, that is public

When civil defence job is out, they give that to you.

When their children crash a car or bike, they fly them to Germany

When their children need good education, they fly them to UK, US, Canada

When your children fall sick, you take them to churches, mosques

When your children are sent out of school, you send them to labour camps - hawking

ASUU, ASUP, NASU, NLC, SARS, STRIKES are yours to battle with in Nigeria

If you think you are doing anybody fighting for these folks, take a look at the mirror and the image you see there is he that you are deceiving - yourself

If you don't use your brain, someone else will use it for you
Be wise enough my brothers and sisters!!
I can only hope this will RESET "Our" BRAINS. God bless you all.

you see this thing you posted is exactly my thoughts every time I come on read how our youths tear themselves apart because of these useless politicians.
The other day, a moniker called somybliss or something like that said that I deserved to be tied to a stake and burnt to death just because I tried to make him know that peter obi may have been with 250 million cash, but tinubu too kept bullion vans in his house.

When he made that derogatory comments and more, I wanted to spew my own bile, but I soft pedalled and pitied him instead.

I only reminded him that these politicians don't even care about us.
I tried to give him a brief analysis of something like what you typed above.

I wish people would be wise to allow your words sink in to their brains..
As for me, I have not seen what an average politician would do for me that will make me support him so much and loose my sense of decorum

Thanks

Killed by your wife?

Where I dey wey God dey give women that kind liver?.

The only thing I can kill well na only mosquitoes and coakroaches.

You need to see me killing wall geckos
Abeg OP buy your wife correct gift.
Tell her say her fellow woman ( me) dey hail her Weldon

Testimony time!!
There's nothing God cannot do

My Aunty waited for 24 years and God blessed her with a set of twins.

Before then she had like 3 children she adopted with dogs and cats, especially the dog called "danger"
That dog called "danger eh!

God is faithful indeed!!
He did it for her and I know He is still doing it for those that diligently seek him.

And she was a pastor's wife.
Her husband and her used to pray for women and also do naming and children's dedication, so it was challenging.

When she gave birth years ago, the party that followed was a carnival sort of.

Baba God too much abeg!

190theclown:
Interesting..

You are lucky you were not aducted. That is exactly how Betty and Barney hills were aducted in the 50s

Exactly similar and they were taken on board and actually operated upon

What village was this in enugu?

that must have been a flying spaceshit which hovered silently above you and then shot a beam of night at you and your cousin

Its exactly same thing they do when they abduct animals for cattle mutilations

The village is called umuaga in udi local government area of Enugu state. But funny enough, like I indicated in my story, my aunty in Enugu main town experienced it almost at about the same time with my cousin in I.
Because she remembered the time and it was like a 10 minutes difference from the time we experienced it too.
Things dey this world o.
I still remember that night and I cringe.
But I still thank God that I am alive to tell the story

unfortunately she was found dead and decomposing still wearing her corpers uniform
Some of her vital parts were harvested.

I saw the picture online.

It's really a pathetic situation.
My heart broke.

Wait o!.
Is it not the same yul Edochie that him and his wife used to grace social media as a loving power couple?.
As in she is the wife of his youth na!.

Na wetin dey happen na?.
I really love that family o.

I just wish this is just a script

Sonyboom765:
Lunatics like you deserve to be St NW to death or burnt alive with every member of your household. You same igbos that insult Tinubu Fashola Oshibajo Amechi Akpabio Lai Okorocha of being fraudsters without conviction are the ones demanding conviction for this daredevil Pandora kleptomaniac criminal Peter Obi after the bastard was caught red-handed with over N250 million cash in his convoy. It is God almighty that will punish you entire household for demanding a court conviction for this criminal before he can be exposed.

Prove of the Pandora kleptomaniac criminal are everywhere starring you in the face. W wey cried you bastards accuse Buhari's son Ganduje Akpabio Tinubu Amechi of are all allegations as well but you continue spiking their name I wonder why that of a daredevil criminals like the Pandora kleptomaniac criminal like Peter Obi should now be different.

,

You are spitting out all these biles for politicians that prefer you die useless. Obi, tinubu, osinbajo, Amaechi, and so on, no even send you
Laughing in igala

Eeyah!!! Its well with you


I wanted to be angry with you at first, and spew more bile, but I just decided to forgive you because you are a victim.

This is exactly what the politicians you are supporting want you to become: become so frustrated,demented and murderous.

So because I made a comment,you feel it's enough to say I should be burnt.
.
Take it easy you hear.
The lord or whatever you serve is your muscle

God forbd that I will attack my fellow human being like you just did.
I'd rather empathise with you.

Once more sorry.

Sonyboom765:
It is foolhardy for any rational being to support a criminal like Pandora after he was caught with N250 million cash in Lagos. So fool claim that was was small but this bastard graduate to laundering over $500 million dollar into his daughter Pandora account few years later proving he is now a big time thief.

Nigerians should shine their eye this type of criminals are not what we should fight to have southern presidency. Oshibajo Amechi Wike etc. Are there we can chose from not this Pandora kleptomaniac criminal some fools are trying to sell as saint after he as been exposed as a diehard criminal.

but it is "wise hardy" to support a man that turned his house to safe haven for bullion vans?..
Why are we like this in this country?

just2endowed:
If nigerian keep sending 1 naira and he's bank charges him 4 naira per sms, who will run at a loss?

. I thought of that too

See the "ghosts dem" raising money for presidential forms, yet the X-ray machines in maitama and asokoro general hospitals are not working.

The health and education sectors in this country are in shambles.

Is there really hope for the poor in this country again?

NwaNimo1:
Not surprised....your name resembles 'Hopeless'.

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you are a terrible person.

Haaaa!!! You are baaaaaaadddd!!.
Laugh want to kill me here o
As in her name makes her related to hope uzodinma abi?

FalseProphet1:
I see checkmate, tales by moonlight, the rich also cry...etc following suit.

This I have seen.

Ripples, Cockecrow at dawn, Basil and company should follow suit too

Maxymilliano:
And the battered lady is still displaying the red eye she got from the beating with her wedding ring fully captured ?

that ring may be her greatest treasure as per person wey marry nah!.
I understand where you are coming from though

You know how many Shilohs she go don attend?.

She will be like "no matter what, at least I marry,do wedding sef"

Joezinho:
Buhari will handle Security..

Osinbajo will handle the economy.

This should be ranked as the most fascinating scam of the century in naija. It exceeds the scam successfully perpetuated and successfully executed by Emmanuel Nwude.

Nwude ke!.
That one na apprentice where Buhari and osinbajo dey na

Sergio103:
Nice but too latent.

First of all, you should understand what actually ruined the last administration before buhari's administration. ........"insecurity".

Now the Mr president used this flaw to campaign, knowing fully well that it is on the throat of fellow country people.
Ok.... you assume to power, instead of addressing the most important thing for which you have been elected, you began increasing it.

Please are we to masticate fertilizer down our instestine daily??

If an enabling environment is created, every other achievement in each sector will be visible to an average Nigerian, but here we are!!......the badland in El dorado.

For damn sake, there's no face to save Mr Femi, The opprobrium this administration has singlehandedly contaminated Nigeria and Nigerians with outta normal level.

Wake the educated class up when you are ready, as for now.........I am only seeing an epistle of "save my face"


Outta here!!!

hahaha lol at masticulate fertilizer. Just my imagination running riot and prompting laugter jare!

Sergio103:
Obi my guy.

Nice shot.
Enlighten them...... that's the best.

But you gotta summon courage and build bridges to the north also.

On your mandate I stand

We awaits

wow!! How nice.
Thanks for believing in him

Nonsense!!
Who tied their own legs from running too?.

Karmaisme:
You are a big fool, I'm ashamed of sharing the same country with you.

I have been speechless since I read his comments.

This person would do worst than the culprit.
Probably cut out her intestines and cook it for a meal.

Humanity has been thrown to the dogs.
Ndi ara every where

Valkrie:
The question we should be asking is what did the woman do to the husband to warrant such action?

No husband would just wake up and attack the wife he married for nothing...!!

If one investigate properly it could be the woman have been sleeping around and have even slept with some of the husnands friends....!!

Nothing brings out the beast in a man like such attitude...!!

how can you say this for Godsakes?
Are you by any means justifying the monstrous man's actions?.
Are you saying that if your sister commits adultery, she should be disemboweled too?.

Why are you people like this?.
This your submission is not different from what a killer herdman would postulate.

I am happy that it is his own Northern compatriots that are calling for his head.

Thank God say some of them don dey shine eyes

[quote author=BRATISLAVA post=112070688]Don't you know that the forum is overrun by wretched boys in filthy slums who have no manners and only hate?

Some will even pretend to be Christians, having over 6 accounts they use to insult people without provocation. These are the days of idiots. And they are known to congregate on this forum. And they are usually male users. [/quote ] it's a pathetic situation indeed.

It is not woke thing to be insulting, it is sheer stupidity.

I agree with you that badly trained frustrated humans exist here.

This forum is not as faceless as people think.
But its well sha

GooodHardDick:
don't be stupid.

Go to the internet and watch the video there. The girl was busy riding the Boy like a professional Olosho!. The ashawo girl was enjoying it and was busy smiling. In fact, that boy needs to sue that girl and the entire school for sexual assault. What nonsense! This is why I kept saying that Nigeria girls are useless. All of them. I pity any guy that takes Nigerian girl serious.

Trust a Nigeria girl at your own peril

What do you people actually gain from insulting others.?
Why are you saying I should not be stupid?.
It is only a stupid person that is so disrespectful.

I don't see any where on the rules of nairaland that supports insults.
I will refrain from insulting you back, not because I don't have enough invectives to throw at you, but I prefer not to roll in the mud with a badly trained child

TheStakeHolder:
Nonsense!

That girl wasn't raped. Those of us that have watched the video could see that that girl was a product of poor and immoral upbringing.

A very disgusting video. The girl was even riding a boy just to be seen as a champion in a truth or dare game.

I will post the video here if the admins won't ban me.

My only issue with the school is why they left children together both male and female unsupervised.

Parents please train your children properly. The world has gone to the dogs.

we need to see the video to analyse it too

What qualifies Adamu garba to be addressed as "your excellency"in that letter?

Na that one concern me

Doing census with this massive insecurity in this country.

Its like giving a cat a carton fish to keep safe, that is when you consider that all the census workers would just end up being victims of kidnappers cum terrorists.

Census is definitely not a priority.
Make this government manage get small sense na

[quote author=Imindmywords post=111980438]This is the best political campaign ad ever! I will buy you data if you can show me a better one.
.......Kingsley Moghalu, what have you done!?

Please watch below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTDpEU62Qs[/quote the best campaign advert in the world.
I got a lot of goose bumps watching it.

The best. Simply the best

omoredia:
I don't have that kind of money. I am counting on collective and creative campaign.

It will be done

#supportomoredia4president

oya, let's at least see a picture of the person we are campaigning for na!.

omoredia:
Pls support

#omoredia4president2023

Send campaign logistics and funding and let's start touring the 36 states of the federation for you na!