₦airaland Forum

Oluolad86:
Our leaders need our prayers, God should flush out all the bad eggs among them.

Say a word of prayers to me too that God the perfect healer should heal me wholeheartedly, thanks

God will heal you completely. I have received His supernatural healing and He that did it for me, would do it for you. Amen

LecciGucci:
I'm neither Yoruba nor IBO but I don't like how some of you people behave on this forum especially Yoruba's
Funny enough there are actually more ritual cases In SW than SE.
Yall should stop this rubbish

don't mind them. That is what you expect when children run amok on social media with their parents phones.
Very childish and boring comments from TRIBALISTIC e- diots

triple996:

@smellysparm.
ipobarecriminals.
yamuri.
flatheadyamuri.
afonja.
conehead.
oilypusst.
naijaolosho.
lamidicownu.
.
arrewa.
simplyleo.
hairypigs.
osu.
fallendemon.
yorubagoblin.
mannabbgrills.
slawomiir.
caplocks.
developers.
richdad.
legendhero.
hellinus.
etc oya come and explain.
(did I miss anybody??)

you missed me

Bros no try to buy am.
Just run away from Nigeria used honda. Talking out of the experience of my brother

Oga' hakeem some e- diotic supporters of this government especially the ones on nairaland still believe that slow and steady wins the race ooo.
They still believe that darling daddy is doing real good at fighting insecurity.
My joy is that the northerners that lost their senses when they were campaigning for the massive failure we have today, have either gone to buy sense, or have located where they dropped their brains

DeSepiero:
...and we got to insert 50kobo coin inside sometimes to help it work.

ahhh?!! We get plenty ancient of days here ooo.
. This one shock me.
Me, I used to hold down the red button continuously. And battery self,dey last inside well. You must go temporarily blind if they flash the light in your eyes. .

JasonIbori:
Dear Nairalanders,



Baba lifeless have finally shown us why he was so desperate to become president.... This is Nigeria being fully colonized by the Fulani's.

The IGR from the oil rich SS, SE and SW is what a Cow loving Miyetti Allah nuisance is using to gallivant in the north.


When we talk now, the useless Desmond Efulefu Elliot will call us children...

When we talk, the notorious tyrant moderator we all know will give us a lengthy ban for not "mynding" our business...

When we talk, Buhari Media Cow's (BMC) under the leadership of one vulture meat business man will say that his darling daddy is the best thing after burial rice.

my brother.you nailed it.
Well articulated.
All those you mentioned will never go unpunished.

Frontail:
... Wetin dey hungry me right now

khen khen with fish and pepper, onions and blended tomatoes
I was addicted to this meal from ghana.

IYANGBALI:
Level don change


mummyfour na your mate be dat o, you dey here dey drag nairaland with me

idiot!!! Don't go and be useful to yourself and your generation .Nairaland landlord.
Me dragging nairaland with you.?. God forbid bad thing.
Drag seun's nairaland with a nonentity when I should be thinking of setting up my own forum.
You dey drag landlord with seun, no be me. Aturu

The5DME:
"disease".

;Dbros that guy you quoted will start trolling your life. He is jobless. He has been on my case since yesterday .
Kolomental people full nairaland oo, no be small

IYANGBALI:
Everything is very expenses in Nigeria and not everyone can avoid paying for them. No wonder mummyfour is always lamenting on the prizes of foods in Nigeria today

English rest in peace . It is well with your soul.
Chai, so I have been responding to a half cooked indomie brained nuisance.
I give up. .
I just dey destroy my rep sha.
Una no go gree go school. Affordable evening school can even help.

topcatking:
Jason just painted a huge bullseye on himself and his fam.

you said my mind. In this our clime, that is talking too much

IYANGBALI:
e pain am. So much that she wroted an epistle because of it

if you stop trolling me, You will die a shameless death.
You are a curse to your generation

IYANGBALI:
Vey good idea.

Las las mummyfour go get school to go after 15 years of writing JAMB

oga' you are childish. Keep trolling me on every thread.
If you stop, shame on you.
It is not difficult to see jobless people.
Continue ooo, no stop.
If you run out of data, let me know.
Too many children running amok with their parents phones

IYANGBALI:
na who ask you? Amebo!

Na your ancestors ask me.
You better behave,or take your feeding bottle and go to bed. It's late.

Story for the gods. Na today him wake up abi?.
Medicine after death.
Ak 47 that is now like monkey stick in their hands.
People that are apparently looking for more destructive weapon. So what happens if they stop using Ak 47 and move to something else?.
Shouldn't it be that they should shoot any one with an unlicensed weapon that could cause bodily harm or death.
Na only Ak 47 dey deadly?.
Abegi.

Seyi bickersteth.
May his soul rest in peace.
An intellectual and professional to the core.
Humble and unassuming..
That is what I know about him,
But others may know other things about him whether good or bad, but what I know is that he was a good man

visijo:
Nobody gossip like a couple that is in a serious relationship...

we can gossip everything including crayfish. No dull moment o. Every thing na victim of gossip to us.
It strengthens relationship, especially when it is done with out malice against the "gossipees"

visijo:
Nobody gossip like a couple that is in a serious relationship...

na true oo

My advice is don't take every advise to heart. Use your maternal instincts, it comes naturally.
Consult your doctor's or pediatrician as the case may be.
Science is evolving. The things I did 17 years ago for my son may not be applicable today.
Ladies that have not even missed their periods for a day will advise you. Be careful who you take advise from.
Thanks for technology nowadays. Read extensively. Buy foods that are affordable and nutritious to a baby's health.
Don't train up a child inorder to compete with the joneses.
Buy clothes you can afford and above all, pray day and night and prophesy positively into your child's life, so that everyday with him or her would be days of joy

Spending123:
We are tired of sad news everywhere in this country.

I done spend my last 1k my body done rest, abeg anybody get motivational quote make I use hold body.

the eyes says it all. . You go dey fine las las

Spending123:
Never knew lions do exist in Nigeria I swear.


Please where can I get original otapiapia, these two idiots have turned my house to joint.

that time you are using to snap them, you would have just dealt them a serious blow with any hard object

Mrfinnesse27:
Really, abachas former wife

Now repeat after me" it's the late Abacha's daughter and not his wife".
Repeat it 10 times

See as him be like a poorly carved statue, even with the whole money he must have stolen.
The type okorocha rochas carve for imo state

OmovuduTheBeast:
BUHARI IS A NOTHING BUT A BRAIN-DAMAGED USELESS DEAD VEGETABLE

please stop comparing this man to a vegetable. It's an insult.
Even a shriveled up ugwu leave is still more nutritious and alive compared to that man

NiRfreak:
Would have said it's not a tangible enough reason to treat her like a criminal by loading her on a police truck.....then I remember if a man slept with a 13 year old gal, it would be termed rape, pedophilia, and sexual exploitation...so therefore, let her go face the law for raping an innocent virgin boy

you sure say the boy na virgin sef ?

xest:
what is this one saying?

it's sarcasm

Shouldn't this useless security apparatus we have in Nigeria start sending security personnel to guard these government schools in the whole federation, since it has become obvious that this is the new trend now.

emorse:
Sorry to bother you ma'am. I checked the sec website as instructed but my late dad's name isn't on it. So I sent an email to cscs but it's been about two weeks now and they haven't responded. Can I dm you please?

ok you can dm

Oshokalo:
who is this one again

this one na the new wahala for nairaland ooo.This one go slice person neck with knife without blinking.
The bile and hatred for humanity that ekks out from her is worst than an atomic bomb

alphaconde:
the only celebrity I ever had craze for was Eric Donaldson because I encountered his heart break songs when I was heart broken.

I will never idolize any one again

Eric donaldson . Master of love songs. If you have been listening to his songs, it means you don old ooo

BoneTackle:
This foolish bastard terrorist again?

It shall never be well with those senseless animals that help impose bihari on Nigeria especially the sophisticated moronsss from the sh1t slinging republic sad west region

What the sh1thole is suffering today is as a result of the nepotism, incompetency, religious bigotry and terrorism of the lifeless animal in aso rock, no thanks to the useful iddiots and dirty pigs from the brown roof republic of hydraulic soup

father Lawd!!! No pity.
This your description eh!! Chai