₦airaland Forum

JasonIbori:
Dear Nairalanders,



Baba lifeless have finally shown us why he was so desperate to become president.... This is Nigeria being fully colonized by the Fulani's.

The IGR from the oil rich SS, SE and SW is what a Cow loving Miyetti Allah nuisance is using to gallivant in the north.


When we talk now, the useless Desmond Efulefu Elliot will call us children...

When we talk, the notorious tyrant moderator we all know will give us a lengthy ban for not "mynding" our business...

When we talk, Buhari Media Cow's (BMC) under the leadership of one vulture meat business man will say that his darling daddy is the best thing after burial rice.

Frontail:
... Wetin dey hungry me right now

IYANGBALI:
Level don change


mummyfour na your mate be dat o, you dey here dey drag nairaland with me

The5DME:
"disease".

IYANGBALI:
Everything is very expenses in Nigeria and not everyone can avoid paying for them. No wonder mummyfour is always lamenting on the prizes of foods in Nigeria today

topcatking:
Jason just painted a huge bullseye on himself and his fam.

IYANGBALI:
e pain am. So much that she wroted an epistle because of it

IYANGBALI:
Vey good idea.

Las las mummyfour go get school to go after 15 years of writing JAMB

IYANGBALI:
na who ask you? Amebo!

visijo:
Nobody gossip like a couple that is in a serious relationship...

visijo:
Nobody gossip like a couple that is in a serious relationship...

Spending123:
We are tired of sad news everywhere in this country.

I done spend my last 1k my body done rest, abeg anybody get motivational quote make I use hold body.

Spending123:
Never knew lions do exist in Nigeria I swear.


Please where can I get original otapiapia, these two idiots have turned my house to joint.

Mrfinnesse27:
Really, abachas former wife

OmovuduTheBeast:
BUHARI IS A NOTHING BUT A BRAIN-DAMAGED USELESS DEAD VEGETABLE

NiRfreak:
Would have said it's not a tangible enough reason to treat her like a criminal by loading her on a police truck.....then I remember if a man slept with a 13 year old gal, it would be termed rape, pedophilia, and sexual exploitation...so therefore, let her go face the law for raping an innocent virgin boy

xest:
what is this one saying?

emorse:
Sorry to bother you ma'am. I checked the sec website as instructed but my late dad's name isn't on it. So I sent an email to cscs but it's been about two weeks now and they haven't responded. Can I dm you please?

Oshokalo:
who is this one again

alphaconde:
the only celebrity I ever had craze for was Eric Donaldson because I encountered his heart break songs when I was heart broken.

I will never idolize any one again

BoneTackle:
This foolish bastard terrorist again?

It shall never be well with those senseless animals that help impose bihari on Nigeria especially the sophisticated moronsss from the sh1t slinging republic sad west region

What the sh1thole is suffering today is as a result of the nepotism, incompetency, religious bigotry and terrorism of the lifeless animal in aso rock, no thanks to the useful iddiots and dirty pigs from the brown roof republic of hydraulic soup

valtorking:
Maybe it was painted yellow then abandoned

JubrinElSudan:
Albino Skipper, Rico, Kowalski

vibre:
That's true, there was a day the terrorists attacked my farm in ibeshe. Thank God for my tree climbing skill, I was able to climb the highest palm tree and hide. From there I observed that this same governor of bauchi state was the one that was leading the marauders. He was riding expertly on top of a cow and carrying bow and arrow. I swear, I would have killed him that day but God saved him that I forgot to come with my catapult. I tried to use iya yemi's g-string to get the job done but it wasn't up to task.

Euba:
what's the correlation between the topic and IPOB?

stonemasonn:
madam where you copy this epistle? And are sure you are not a product of the so called weak and inferior ?

eddie94:
How do you retrieve the dividend of a deceased as a next of kin please?