₦airaland Forum

moneyissweet:
You wan nack FFK wife?

this face ehhh

southniyikaye:
Is anybody thinking what am thinking?

I wish that thing you are thinking Can work.
Since Corona virus has been missing the target, may be this one fit locate the target.

DoubleEngine007:
All I see is juju ,jazz jazz everywhere around that guy.. Him don even get bouncers join..

bros I dey greet oo.
Me sef dey wonder how he is breathing with all those armoury on his chest.
His lungs will be crying for mercy.
But I like what the guy is doing.
I wish more people will join him to dislodge these wicked sadistic beasts.
They kidnapped my church member's thirteen year old girl and released her after her parents, friends and family paid 1.5 million Ransom. Family that is struggling to survive o

bareal:
Don't worry the angels shall do the stoning!!!

that one go worst o.
The man go begin wish say him no make that kind statement on behalf of Buhari wey even out live am

Okay. That means that Buhari and his government zombie supporters, especially those on nairaland are to be blamed too, because they too are all Nigerians.

Orji that has been busy renovating schools and roads all because he is interested in the presidency come 2023.
Orji and his successor Theodore finished Abia state.
Posterity will definitely judge them.
If he is found guilty again, let him serve his jail term.
No time to waste time on nonsense and Ghana jollof

This man that said we should stone humans APC if they didn't perform in governance.
So he has escaped the stoning. ABI should we direct his own stone to his oga at the top.
Can his oga take it on his behalf ?

People like us and our children need more of that kind seed to better our lives and the lives of people dependent on us
It is not only when you go to church and donate money that you have sown seeds.
Seeds Can be sown into people's lives and the sowers will still be blessed.
Abeg anyone that knows oga fayose's brother should tell him that I have good soil in my house that he can sow more seeds on

900warriorz:
Eagle Square oo my brother a bottle of kunu for every attendee

I be woman o. Eagle square good.
I go donate puff puff and akara

longetivity:
what is this one saying

I no even understand the comment , yet they dashed him likes

900warriorz:
If you also wanna slap Lauretta Onochie, biko gathere here....we get meeting

where is the venue for the slapping taking place.
I have been waiting for that day.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Him don loose guard....

If you loose guard them go maga you....

We the real niggarrrrs should always enlighten our friends and loved ones at home that the hood is no longer funny........they should be careful..
Eating with my baby sisters this morning..I used the opportunity to enlighten them about the hood....
Because nothing pain person reach say you way be real niggarr then another real niggarr come maga your sisters

it's obvious you are close to your sisters and you love them. That's cool. Unlike some guys that feel they are simps when they have their sisters around them.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Him don loose guard....

If you loose guard them go maga you....

We the real niggarrrrs should always enlighten our friends and loved ones at home that the hood is no longer funny........they should be careful..
Eating with my baby sisters this morning..I used the opportunity to enlighten them about the hood....
Because nothing pain person reach say you way be real niggarr then another real niggarr come maga your sisters

it's obvious you are close to your sisters and you love them. That's cool. Unlike some guys that feel they are simps where they have their sisters around them.

PatriotExact:
That means they will fail!



Anyone he blesses is cursed. Anyone he curses is blessed.

haha!!! . Abeg ooo

Nbotee:
Last year when a security report was leaked as to how there were now camps in and around Abuja city, the govt kept quiet. Kaduna is under siege, Niger state is under siege as no day passes without a report of attacks as some areas now report to leaving their homes at night for fear of attacks. Nassarawa recently admitted to the these criminals now camping and slowing carrying out activities in the state. The irony of it all is dat U barely read these reports in the media. What has d govt done so far about these camps ? Nothing .... But yet they can mobilise soldiers and policemen to go after ESN who are trying to help their region safe from these marauding criminals. Herdsmen and Bandits are all one and the same thing BOKO BARAM and they are playing out a script which the govt seems to pretend to b unaware of



Oh yes U are right, they are working TIREDLY dats y the Governor had to run down to Abuja to complain. Dats exactly why so many many villages in some LGAs in Niger State now run away from their villages becos the soldiers are working TIREDLY. Dats exactly why they look helpless. Tozo

Tozo chai. You are wicked.

You will see how his fellow actors and actresses will start sending fake condolences and words to extole him.
They will contribute money to buy him expensive casket, and sew expensive and flashy aso ebis on his burial day, they will come and show off their gold and cars.
They will shed crocodile tears and talk their usual rubbish and go.
None of them send this guy when he was sick apart from one actor and an actress that raised alarm for people to help Earnest then. I can't remember their names now .The guy suffered sha.
Make him go rest.
Earnest rest in peace
Make we dey pray make circumstances no turn person to vegetable where one would have to be dependent on people for assistance on every thing

RapistOnBail:
Damn!

What are you?

Good question. . If I tell you say me sef never tire, na lie I go dey lie.
His comments dey destroy shock absorbers for person body

RapistOnBail:
Damn!

What are you?

Good question. . If I tell you say me sef never tire, na lie I go dey lie.
His comments dey destiny shock absorbers for person body

Lomprico2:
fellow nairalanders, this thing here is one of the many problems our country have.

. My belle oooo.

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LotaTee:
Don't you have shame?

. Infact eh. Ibadan man go say I can't south

Spray:
Hi, please send me your contact via usuleiman186@gmail.com. let talk about programming language, if you are in Abuja

ok. Will do

Fear women,fear women!! Haba naah!! There are still very good , God-fearing women out there that can't even hurt a fly.
The guys on this forum that are shouting fear women, that means Una dey fear Una mama and sisters too, after all they are all women..

They courted for 6 years and she was to be married at 17 years. Abeg I don't know how to do addition and subtraction again because of this matter.
Somebody help me.
Meanwhile make she rest in peace.

lord have mercy.
What kind of news is this?.
My heart ooo.
If they are indeed siblings, where will the parents start and end the crying and lamentation.

lord have mercy.
What kind of news is this?.
My heart ooo.
If they are indeed siblings, where will the parents start and end the crying and lamentation.

demmymoney:
Submission is a must for a woman to ensure she has a successful marriage

oga love is a must for a man to have a successful marriage too.

ImaIma1:
They usually forget the other part of that verse that says they should love their wives but are quick to preach submission to their benefit.

infact I can't shout. That is how one nairalander was trying to preach rubbish to me here, I just tell am say I no get power for war of words.
Seriously what women go through to keep their homes, and what men in the guise of submission put their women through ehh!! Na God go judge them las las

felong:
Ladies who can't sustain a logical discussion and use words like kk, hmm, oh, ah like someone having a seizure.
Ladies who talking to them looks like an interview, if you don't have any questions to ask, they don't have anything to say to you. I hate these kinds of ladies.

Pelecius:
Bible is balanced on it anyway
"Wives, submit to your husbands as unto the Lord"
"Husbands, love your wives as Christ loves the church AND GAVE HIS LIFE AS A RANSOME FOR IT"

If both parties obey this, then all problems solved

I agree with you. Wives must submit, but why do men forget that part about loving their wives as Christ loves the church.

AltarBoy1:
15mil wetin.

Plz if you are one of the youth, come out let me tell you something.

tell me, make I tell my neighbor pikin

Another YEAFB( Youths earnestly ask for Bello) abeg where them see the 15 million youths?. I want to know if my neighbor son join them.

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.

segun was just being sarcastic.