₦airaland Forum

boom99:
No it's not. You, just have a good idea. Start up will come. It's all about mindset

daviesmania:
coward of the county

NgHotGirls:
*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.*

*The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.*

*Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,*

*"I know my right!"*

*This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.*

*Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.*

*If your lawyer is shouting,*

*"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.*

*It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.*

*Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.*

*I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.*

*That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.*

*I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.*

*I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.*

*I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.*

*Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.*

*If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.*

*Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.*

*Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.*

*Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.*

*Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.*

*Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.*

*Avoid people who talk too much.*

*Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.*

*Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.*

*Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.*

*Stop saying things like,*

*" Do you know who I am?"*

*"I no dey fear anybody!"*

*"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"*

*Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun �.*
Please be guided in 2021
God will surprise us with His goodness. Thank you
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Arrewa:
The igbos started tribalism in Nigeria by killing sardauna of sokoto, Ahmdu Bello, Abubakar Tafawa Belewa and other northern leaders!!

the Igbos had good relations with the North & as such the Igbos had more appointments in government from Southern Nigeria.

The same Igbos launched a coup d’état that not only removed Tafa Balewa but killed him as well. The Igbos never complained of marginalization under Tafa Balewa.

Their son (Nnamdi Azikiwe) refused the right to include the secession clause that Awolowo had proposed. In his words ‘WE ARE ONE NIGERIA’. Ahmadu Bello even proposed to include Awo’s secession but Nnamdi Azikiwe refused.

Nnamdi Azikiwe knew that about Major General Aguyi Ironsi’s coup beforehand and ran away. The same Major General Aguyi Ironsi scraped the Regional system that Nigeria had practiced & replaced it with a Unitary system.

All efforts to make him return it back to the regional system fell on deaf ears.
Before the declaration of Biafra, Major Adaka Boro had declared the Niger Delta Republic (so you see the word Niger Delta is not a Fulani or Obasanjo construct) & fought the federal forces in a 12 day war.

Guess who gave the order to capture Adaka Boro & who was tasked with capturing him? Major General Aguyi Ironsi gave the order for the capture of Major General Aguyi Ironsi & Colonel Ojukwu was sent to capture Adaka Boro. Ojukwu paraded Adaka Boro naked in the streets of Yenagoa but the same useless Okukwu included Niger Delta in his Biafran map without even consulting with Adaka Boro or any of his people. The same Ojukwu invaded Edo & Delta despite both states not being part of the of Biafra!!

Igbos are worse than anything they criticize!!

Why is it only Igbos who must view their success as an exponent of dominance over others?

That is Igbos for you. They want the right to offend others while refusing to accept the consequences of their offensive ways.

This is why they are currently political outcasts with no major Party willing to support their ambition to lead Nigeria.

Just of recent... They're asking other region to protect igbos...

But they enjoy attacking and killing northners on daily basis!!

You people are just going to pay!!!!

jesusjnr2020:
I was deceived myself by the good act he put up for the public for long until a few days ago when God opened my eyes to see that TB Joshua was a devil in the human form, so I very well understand where some who're still deceived by his public appearances and deeds are coming from.

I pray God opens the eyes of people to see what TB Joshua was in secret then they'd know why he's the last person to be accorded any respect. I also out of a similar experience years back realized that he was not whom people thought he was.
I decided to hold my peace and not say anything because i knew it was a Matter of time, truth will prevail.
He came as a peacemaker and love giver, but most refused to see beyond his philanthropy.( Anti christ will display such attributes).
I know my school mate that was recruited into his fold when she was in jss3. She was denied access to her family and the outside world. She escaped 5 years ago. She couldn't talk because of reprisal and that is what is holding most victims back from recounting their horrible experiences.
Chris okotie may have been wrong in his approach to the the TB Joshua imbroglio which occured some years back, but truth be told, he knows what he knows

I sympathize with the family though. I have come to learn that some of the families or spouses of such evil persons are often oblivious of their secret abominable lifestyles while they're yet alive, so their own hands may be clean.

God bless.

jesusjnr2020:
I was deceived myself by the good act he put up for the public for long until a few days ago when God opened my eyes to see that TB Joshua was a devil in the human form, so I very well understand where some who're still deceived by his public appearances and deeds are coming from.

I pray God opens the eyes of to see what TB Joshua was in secret then they'd know why he's the last person to be accorded any respect. I also out of a similar experience years back realized that he was not whom people thought he was.
I decided to hold my peace and not say anything because i knew it was a Matter of time, truth will prevail.
He came as a peacemaker and love giver, but most refused to see beyond his philanthropy.( Anti christ will display such attributes).
I know my school mate that was recruited into his fold when she was in jss3. She was denied access to her family and the outside world. She escaped 5 years ago. She couldn't talk because of reprisal and that is what is holding most victims back from recounting their horrible experiences.
Chris okotie may have been wrong in his approach to the the TB Joshua imbroglio which occured some years back, but truth be told, he knows what he knows

I sympathize with the family though. I have come to learn that some of the families or spouses of such evil persons are often oblivious of their secret abominable lifestyles while they're yet alive, so their own hands may be clean.

God bless.

Aaaaarghmed:
37years old wey look like 80years.na wa o

Fahdiga1:
Rip Sir Kaunda. The question here is will Tyrant Buhari be mourned by world leaders when he finally exited the stage? What legacies would he be remembered for? Will Nigerians mourn or celebrate his demise just like they did when Abacha died? Will his unenviable records be broken by any man or animal in a long long time to come? These and many more questions about him are begging for answers

dynicks:
Each time I reason the superb collabo between abacha, ugba, fried fish and Kanda matter under a tree in an open space, it seems like I'm loosing breathe...

Whoever discovered that combo needs a direct entry into the "HALL OF FAME"..

NarcoPolo:
Similar stupidities were offered in support of Yaradua & Buhari candidacy back in the day

Put him in Aso Rock now and you find out he can't even shìt unaided, but money would still go missing by the truckloads

Useless people

Asquare84:
Let her go to human rights radio and report to ordinary ahmed isah

ChoCho54:
The guy is not a Christian. Are you new here?

CescFabregas:
Someone should reach out to me pls. I'm depressed. Academic issues!

VillagePipu:
GoatV. Hope you can see where congenital stupidity leads one too. You savages can't survive in the civilised world, you are stuck in the stone age with transistor radios.

VillagePipu:
Since you deny Allah in public, may Allah deny you on the day of judgment and may you rot in the deepest part of Hell.

GOTVee:
Even though I’m a born again Christian, I stand with Adamu in these period of persecution. Majority of people rejoicing over this unfortunate incident are my fellow Christians from the south who ought to copy the forgiving spirit of our lord Jesus Christ. Unfortunately our brand of Christianity in the south is shameful

marvin906:
I suggest you read about medical personnel in the military before drawing conclusions..
I don't want to rain on your parade but the chances of your daughter serving in another countries military that she's not a citizen of.. well try your luck anyways

HBB1:
Mummy, let her go abroad o!

She will feel more fulfilled.

Aaronzy:
Pls my fellow nairalanders
I'm a medical doctor hoping to join one of the armed forces soon
Pls which do you think is best for s medical doctor ?
Ur reasons are needed.. tnx

htdot:
My brother, it better you rent two bedroom and turn it to hospital than to join the nigerian armforce..

sapphiere:
There's hunger in the land. May God help us.

But men are wicked o. Why leave your family for two years no call no money only to come and to reap where you did not sow.

Modified:

Please before you quote me, make sure your brain is intact.
No responsible man would leave his family for two years no money no call.
Is it not better to sell the kids off than to allow them to suffer?

WorWorBoy:
Jeepers Creepers