₦airaland Forum

Mariangeles:
That made me laugh.

Mariangeles:
The meme was so apt.


Onye kpasuo m iwe, I na ya ihe ga a ra m ahu.
I’d rather iwe ahu dajuo in silence.

Although, if the person gets me anything to make up, I can’t reject it, otherwise, the feeling will change from anger to guilt.

ProudBornoBoy:
Most of the slangs are cult-related I believe, so it’s best you don’t use them in unfamiliar terrains, to avoid issues. To be forewarned is to be forearmed abi how dem speak the English pass.


I don’t watch it because in my opinion it promotes cultism.

Kingosytex:
1. Your face show, your shoe shine.

2. Orafanta trigga knackana, kepku kekpu matete mate maa ayaweras, I'm rugged and tested.

3. On a zero zero hour, me Tallest go match Smaller go upland, drill am wotowoto him no fit shout die it. Him go know say "Blokus Blokus, dem no fit block us"

4. I no dey comprison your caprison, wida you capping diagonal?

Selina Tested na mad series

OmoEpe:
I guess you pay same house rent now as then and your salary now and then is the same, hence you want poultry farmers to retain same price.
Well a lot can't be expected from you,a sewing materials apprentice in Arira Market

Twoclans:
Chike and Celine Dion

emmyluizzz:
pussy
money and weed

Stallione:
Ina adi onu ka shawarma. Ichere na obu shawarma ka barrack tara wee bulu obama

DropsMic:
Mouth Gig

Vinnie2000:
So nobody has mentioned Towtow?

Wow, Its like Nigeria don dey Better!

Mariangeles:
I know say you must grab.

“I jakashiga eze” ma owuru mma m.

Stenewiser:
baba goslow forming Young paddy.

Iyaebe:
Men are not to be considered when it comes to weddings, they should just tag along,that's all that's expected of them.

Mariangeles:
Cat?

Iyaebe:
He'll have no option than to compromise

melonsgroup:
By mistake bruh

Luckysbab:
What are the aims and objectives of the club though?

Mineralzz:
Hello everyone.
Am an active member on this forum, I've have my main account but I wish to remain anonymous, i just want to hide my identity and i will deactivate this account as soon as I get a solution. I'm so heartbroken right now

I thought my fiancée was different from every other guys, despite his gentle and innocent face I never knew he was a liar and a cheat

He's fond of connecting his laptop to his smart TV (65 inches). What displays on the laptop automatically displays on the smart TV screen. See what happened, he went downstairs to pickup something, So I wanted to see a movie on Netflix, while I was looking for a suitable movie to watch, a message popped up from Facebook and it stated "Whr are U? Check ur phone...6 missed calls "

At first, I wasn't triggered to open the msg but what drew my attention was the "cry emoji". When I opened the msg my heart melted, I was crying . Their secret affair has been going on since April last year. A married woman with 2 kids, I checked her profile I saw her kids and husband photos everywhere, she has visited my fiance at home several times, I saw lot of romantic messages.

I videoed their chat conversations as evidence, thank goodness his TV screen is wide enough for the blind to see. The moment he came inside he noticed my mood has changed, he was smart enough to know I opened his msg. He's started begging me, he said he can explain. Explain what?

Am on my way home now feeling devastated, heartbroken and sad . I plan to upload the video on Facebook and tag all the woman's friends until her husband sees it. I will also send the video to instablog, Linda ikeji.. Honestly I feel dejected and heartbroken. Help I don't know what to do .

Iyaebe:
Even though I'd prefer a quiet wedding but I know it's not going to be possible. The way my mum goes about the day her only daughter will get married is scary to me, I don't want to deny her that joy,so as for me there's no quiet wedding even though I don't like it.

Mariangeles:
In Nigeria, I think the year preceding the election year is usually the best year in every four years.
Let's see what they have to bribe us with...

MissSweet:
You are absolutely right! Men should stop trying to prove themselves. All you need is drop down your ego.

With packaging and looking presentable, you can always hunt and catch a rich girl.
With help from her dad and Mon, you can have a lavish owambe.
Her Mon & friends do pepper then gang with matching outfits.
In return, you enjoy the benefits of big wedding.
Just be humble to her family and you men won't have problem as long as you always respond with YES MA

Twoclans:
You need to see my mother, despite the fact that she allowed her body go through child bearing. I pray I have her gene complete.

80 is me clowning around ,my target is 65.

Twoclans:
Just find better healthy dick and Bleep and move on.Who the dick belongs to no concern me.

I have always told myself that I will be 80 and still hot and fuckable Na money kill am.

Mariangeles:
The people who benefit from the way Nigeria is want it to remain this way.
It keeps the people under their control, and that is what they want.
See what they did with twitter...

I told someone recently that if it were up to Buhari and his people, phones will be banned in Nigeria.

Mariangeles:
Hehehehehehehehehe

I quite agree, but you know how things are in this country.
Easy to draft, hard to implement.

Esseite:
It's the domino effect of poor leadership... Nigeria is lucky to have Religion and "it is well" still holding it. Any country with such indices below would have gone full blown war and anarchy.

- 200m population..
- 10m out of school children..
- 100m below poverty line..
- 30,000 minimum wage with inflation at 17%..
- 34m unemployed able population..
- 4m Internally displaced persons..
- World poverty capital..

Solutions:

- Massive Low cost housings.. (rental inflation clipped which saves the bulk of salaries)

- Refineries (privatised).. (Petrol monopoly clipped)

- Mortgage and credit system facilities on properties and items.. (self actualization even with low income, yahoo/fraud/ritual influence on people would be extinct)

- Strict labour laws (mandatory 6hrs jobs only)..(massive employment as12hrs jobs like we have now must be shared between two persons)..

- All vacant lands can be used for agriculture if not developed after 2months of sale or face revocation.. (massive agricultural revolution as owner would turn farmers by force while creating employment)..

ImamOfViolence:
I Am a satanist. I don't believe in all that trash

ImamOfViolence:
Why do Nigerians take marriage so important na. I don't get this craze