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TBIZZY:
Riri, real beauty in women is when u get belle and you’re still in shape.

Mariangeles:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe



Gini ka TT putara?



Too intense.
Probably the only thing that can subdue me.




He’s funny, right?
O ja a ko unu onu mgbe unu di ntakiri?



That’s good.



Okay.

Talking about YouTube; Did you know that instagram consumes way way more data than YouTube?

I never knew until someone mentioned it, then I observed it to be true.
Imagine o! And there’s hardly anything to learn on instagram, but a lot to learn on YouTube.

This weekend, I’ll be trying a new pastry recipe I put together.
I saw a video on YouTube and got inspired by it, so I tweaked the recipe to make it mine.

Chno:
I miss receiving Mouth Gig. All this hookup girls no dey gree give bj

jaelz:
Being in a relationship is always fun but sometimes due to certain circumstances we find ourselves single, so guys what is the one thing you miss the most about being in a relationship?

For me is the pet names like baby boo, snuggle bunie, bae etc that my women always call me

Legalcriminal:
The guy is more like a IndecentStar the way she dey Bleep the girl

ChangetheChange:
Olxade sabi fuuuck well , his street game is A1...he learnt from the best.

Obeyp:
Hello guys. So my girlfriend made this post for her friend. Have warned her about her closeness with this guy she should have limit that am not comfortable. Today she posted this on his birthday.

"See who's 20 happy birthday to one of the most amazing, talented se annoying sweet, caring person I know you know good people are hard to come by right?? Imagine having laughter, peace of mind, intelligence "good accent" na that one the burst my brain see.

"You have come through for me in ways i can't imagine and even explain and your genuine love and pure intentions you have with me it's everything for me thank you loving me the way you do. and always giving me a listening ear when i need someone to talk to how you take my burdens and problems like yours is what's really amaze me and also how you treat people's emotions it's just so pure thank you dear friend happy birthday my love wishing you the best year yet full with prosperity abundant blessings happiness � happy birthday babe have a blast and you know i love youuuuuu "

If you were in my shoes how will you feel.

Modified* I went and collected the iPhone I bought for her recently. I ended the relationship she should stay with her friend he should buy her a phone let them be together. I don't want any relationship stress. Have moved on.

falcon01:
I literally never dress matured that's for sure I do attract young girls but it's those underage 16 17 Yr olds who don't know anything who are just growing up and wants a boyfriend and then women older than me. But the fact that these women come out to me directly and just say they like me that's what troubles me as In why shouldn't they just crush and look me they have to advance and hit in me.

Mariangeles:
O basoro gi ogu mgbe unu di na nwata?



Apology, then gift is cuter. Hehehehehehehe



I puola onu ojoo!
A ga’m a gwa mpa ihe I kwuru.




Their energies match, so onwehu onye ga emegbuli ibe ya.

Yeah. Sometimes, the energy is quite hard to contain.

Random question: Does your phone get hot when you’re on a call for long?

Mariangeles:
Ara owu ke nta?
O foro ya maba ohia.
Ndi mmadu a bugbuola ya onu! Tufia!

NwaAmaikpe:



Not so far from the truth.
I cohabitated with someone's daughter as an undergraduate.
She was God's gift to me to use in rehearsing what married life feels like.

Got her pregnant at least five times and served her as kola to a few of my cousins who came visiting.
She was so virtuous that she'd rather stay awake washing my underwears than reading for her exams.

It was through her that I perfected the skills of female manipulation.

I do miss her. She was such a good girl; but I'm glad that I wasn't the unlucky man she ended up with.
Because till today, she's still believing the Lord for a child.

emmyluizzz:
osheee
e be like you like better thing

Mariangeles:
O di that second one wu onye ogu na mgba?


Oh!




Being bought over.



I yikwaranu ya.


Wow! The same date as one of my sisters.

Twoclans:
Rolls Eyes

Na who una go kill in the name of love una dey find .

Mariangeles:
Ole ndi ka I ga a kpo? Umunne gi?



Apology before gift is ok, otherwise, it’ll seem like…



Nsogbu ndi nga kariri o.


Eeeh? A mahukwa m o.
November or December?

Lasunray01:
Good day nairalanders. My first time post in 5yrs.

Will try to summarize the issues and seek sincere advise please.

I’ve been married before but got divorced within a year due to genotype issues(it’s a long story). So I remarried 2yrs after and with a child now, and that’s where my issues started from.

I know I have some bad sides too which I’m trying to change, which is flirting with single ladies, and this has caused multiple fight with my wife.

Whenever we have this fights, not physical, just verbal, but in her anger she breaks virtually anything around, cups, laptop, speakers etc. she can be madly angry. I’ve warned, petted her severally to desist from this act especially infront of our kid...but she won’t. It’s getting worse by the day. Now she reports me with blackmail to her parents and friends making me feel I’m the worst husband in the universe, calling me unprintable names. Calling me weak cos I don’t beat.

Now the advice I seek, we are planning to relocate as a family abroad this year, but I’m really scared. I can actually go alone, but would prefer we all go together since I have the means. But I’m scared if I won’t regret my actions to take her along with this her character. What if I get jailed or lose custody of our child abroad, because she’s a master in blackmail. She can turn simple issue overboard.


Sorry for the long epistle. Just had to pour out my mind. Constructive criticism is welcomed.

Thank you

Antoeni:
Do Female Judges Fvck?

pyyxxaro:
Ababio that year , with P.N OKEKE ( Physics )

pyyxxaro:
Gabaski go be specialist for Malpractice


See as e summarize full text book for small bottle




Gabaski I hail , more elbow to your grease

Mariangeles:
Ihe m jiri kpoo gi judgmental is because you’re into the business na.
You’re looking down on other chickens.



Yeah. You seem like one who hardly apologizes.

I think your kind would rather fix things with gifts okwaya?



I si yes?

Your dad is a sag?

SarkinYarki:
Priest want to chase Major customers of Catholic church away? . Igbos are the fuel pump of Catholic church in Nigeria take it or leave it

Mariangeles:
I prefer chicken.



Judgmental.



An apology would be better.
Sending me money I didn’t ask for might make matters worse. Onye ahu ga a gwa’m onye dire ya oshi.

A ma’m?

Acidosis:
What if he changed his mind because he got a cheaper deal at the last minute? Will all this your "near success Nigerian church prayer point" suffice? Only sellers deserve success, buyers don't?

Please don't go into business until you understand the consumer buying process. All these una Naija business mentality with yeye slogans like "DM for price" "serious buyers only" can only be seen in a third world country of entitled and arrogant wannabie entrepreneurs.

Vollon234:
I'm in my 4th year in the university. There is this girl I loved. We had sex a couple times, exchanged "I love you" and all that romantic stuff, but when I asked her out she claimed she didn't want a relationship, that she isn't in the right place emotionally. I asked about the sex and she said she doesn't want sex with me anymore because emotions get involved and she just wants to be single for now and only have sex when she is ready to have a boyfriend. I respected her choice and told her I'm okay. I moved on and my feelings for her started to drop. I began seeing someone else that I'm now serious with.

Two days ago the former girl called me in the middle of the night and I ignored. The next day she did the same thing. Calling in the middle of the night. This time I had the new girl sleeping over. I couldn't pick her call. Next day she called me and I didn't pick cos I was busy. Today I decided to call her and she immediately started complaining about me ignoring her and why I didn't call back. I apologized and said I was busy. Next thing she says she is moving to my lodge that she's tired of her own lodge. She had even spoken to the landlord and make plans to pay rent.

I find this very annoying. Her staying in my lodge makes things very weird. I don't love her anymore but I still feel something for her and we have a sexual history together. I can't be able to have a girlfriend comfortably with her around. I'm thinking of talking to my landlord to decline her request. There are lots of good lodges around school why my lodge? It's not like anything is wrong with her lodge. Girls sef.

adetula148:
There is this lady I love so much, we work at the place, and we were good but she happens to be a Jehovah witness.

We have been dating for a year and half now but most times I have issues with her texting other guys and she kept saying they are just friends.

You can call me a fool but sometimes you love someone so much that you don't want to loose them.

Anytime I try to tell her about how I feel about her texting other guys giving them impression that she is single and always looking out for someone who happen to be a witness but always tell me it's me she loves and those guys are just her friends . Going out to see other guy's on a date and sometimes lie to me , she get mad and never for once say sorry . And when she says sorry, the same thing repeat itself.

Then I just let go and assume those guys are just her friends and I can't stop her from texting her friends but there is something within me that keeps telling me something is wrong. Like I love her so much but I still have this trust issues ,like I want to be convinced that I am wrong and try work on my trust issues.

Just yesterday I just login to her Facebook because she gave me her phone sometimes to help her format it and restore her apps back but she could not remember her password, so I had to reset it and get them working.

So I login to her Facebook then I realized she has been sneaking out to see another man who happens to be a witness because my place of work . We spend 2 months in and 2 weeks out , even her time off she plan on going to see him yet lied to me she wanted to go write exams and look out for other opportunities and she told me we would see when we out and spend time together .

Like we go on leave and off days same time ,for me we were so close and we even kissed and hugged that same week. Like she was already certain to end up with this guy yet she still call me and tell me she loves me . But one thing about me is I can't keep things to myself I got mad then I texted her .

She greeted me well then I suddenly asked her about the guy . She denied it totally and asked if I had a prove . Then I sent a screenshot then she said "did I not tell you that I can't marry someone who is not a witness then I was like Bleep". This same person we talk almost everyday , see everyday , kissed and do crazy stuffs even at work now say all these to me. Like I almost died yesterday. I told her all this then she said " I just love you as a friend and you are my best friend" .

Then I asked since when ? She just ignored me all through then line busy. I just blocked her and delete her number because she was not even sorry .

Here is my question, why are witness like this ?

This will be my first experience with them and I will say this really hurt me. Like I can't even think well. So a relationship of almost 2 years just a waste?

So all those I love I love you were just jokes? I just pray God heal me fast .

Like I really loved her. Now I don't know what to do. The job I am managing for now we both work there. How do I face her? Like am still looking out for another job but now I just have to leave this job and move on.

I just decided to share this with you all so you can learn from my foolishness and advice me on what to do.

Do have a nice day .

OmoEpe:
That's you and your supreme leader Cownu

Mariangeles:
Chicken or beef?



I can’t really tell.
It depends on the situation.