₦airaland Forum

rickleye:
I'll be frank and not coy. You must be the dumbest woman on this forum.
However, my senses are also telling me that the nonsense you dropped is just to seek out attention.

You have no idea what feminist means - equal opportunity for male and female. To them there are no male only roles and female only roles in society. What a man can do , I can do better - My response - You CAN"T.

" we are not created to provide but to process " No feminist says this. This is where you lose your diatribe.
Then you quote the bible and mention Eve. Like she is the best example out there. Her husband gave her detailed instructions of what to do and not to do. Yet she couldn't keep and relay simple instructions.

You not subscribing women to bring anything is what makes women, illiterates - not being sent to school. if all they do is sit down at home waiting to be impregnated , or given money to make food , turn a house to a home.

I do not and will not be involved with a lady who doesn't think she can do more with her life than what you mentioned. She is to be a "helpmate" an assistant. Both contributing with their skills to the success of the union.

I can buy groceries and cook so why do I need you to process.
I can adopt a child or get one through surrogacy, so why do I need you to process.
I can stage a house and buy homely stuff, so why do I need you to process .
When I get frustrated, I will go see a therapist, so lady why do i need you to process?

I do more than " bring the money" and when I decide to settle down - She better do more than "process"

Anyways, If you want to escalate your backward thinking to a voice call , I may be available.

Ultimate finishing...

Kellzzyy:
Olosho don drop quote

Reading along, I expected comment like this...

For this nairaland, una no dey disappoint at all at all...

Iyaebe:
I didn't believe it when I saw it on a topic with the headline.

Explain, I am lost here..

Seun:
I'm glad that you were able to control yourself. And that you realise that what you did was wrong. Don't you ever try it again.

Also, you need to get yourself re-acquainted with vaseline and tissues. You can use them when your thing is bothering you.

You...smh

Somebody ones said you used his project as meme...That comment was a cracker..

Now this..lmao the seriousness..

She and her gay/bisexual men...

ObamaMessi:
Few days ago my elder brother went with his side chick to visit his friend only to meet his girlfriend in his friend's bedroom.

He is seriously heartbroken and he has been crying all the time since then.

Any advice?

End time elder brother..

End time girl friend..

Kriss216:
Your elder brother crying cos of a Hoe?

Tell your brother he's a disgrace to humanity!

PlayMaker14:
Nor mind the compound fool.... Na their type dey allow their wives go sweep baalé bedroom.

That kind thing

PlayMaker14:
That slave saying they should offer Lalasticlala's favorite snack to the weak baalé deserve 22yrs ban.

My own is that they should remove is scrotum...and dis-Man him...

Weaklings evevrywhere...Yeye baale the house the chop food, I still want carry meat weh God butter for me go give am..na juju na..

Mariangeles:
Guys though.

Wetin we do na

Iyaebe:
I no get man wey I go do, and even if I get I'm not available for any form of doings,I'm too old for doings.My kids are my major focus at this 60+ of mine.

Lmao...you are 60 you are 60...

You and I knows that it easier for a cow to fly than a Nigerian woman telling her real age...

If you no get man you go do val for, buy something and surprise your Daddy...He is your frist man by birth....

My daughter it shall be well with you is better than baby awnnnnnnnn

wisdom042:
That priest is a wicked man he wants the young man to loose his penis entirely if not why will you aim at his dick just so you can have his wife all to yourself. God may we not get married to a cheating woman or man. Amen

Sex he will get tired of...

Iyaebe:
Thank your stars for distance else the speed you'll take hand over the car keys and papers to me will be like that of a lightening speed.

Na so....

Even if na juju, E go fear as e come meet me...

Better do your man well this Valentine o....Otherwise side girl friends go overtake you..

Coming from a lazy coup plotter who was removed when his deputy travelled...lmao

Akpa-amu.

Anyway, one thing about coup failing is that it fail today but likely will spring up tomorrow...

Fools in power hold on to it even while being clueless...

Birds of a feather flock together...

Mariangeles:
H’e jidehaala gi, h’e jishie gi ike.

O wuhu kwa udi mmadu m o...

I leave when I am bored.

But they are quite submissive and homely.

My friend si ofu enyi ya nwaanyi si ebe ahu, wu machine...at a time he was running for his life...

Iyaebe:
How I go take carry my own money come carry my own leg, come go market abi boutique abi where sef to dy go buy something for a man?another woman's son oooo,all because of some yeye Valentine. The last time I wanted to give it a try,I rushed back home because I felt so stupid while trying to make a choice on what to get.Buying something for a man isn't for me, I guess individual differences.

And you want a car?
Come and collect it let me see...

JohnNgene:
As the chairman of the Bachelors Boyfriends and Husband-Materials Association of Nigeria (BBHMAN), I hereby announce that we are rejecting every BOXERS AND SINGLET gift this Valentine's.

We are tired of recieving singlet and boxers every year from women. Enough is enough! Ike agwugo anyi. Hooha! Let them go and buy us watches, shoes, perfumes or any other gift apart from singlet and boxers biko.

Any man found recieving singlet or boxers will pay a fine of N14,000 (FOURTEEN THOUSAND NAIRA) into the chairman's personal account.

Signed
Chairman
BBHMAN

Lmao...if you still get singlet and boxers from bae, that one na secondary school kids...

Nicepoker:
A sane man won't get an overused prostitute a 2022 Hilux. She can only manage a Nissan bluebird.

Whaat... blue bird...lmao

Car that was everywhere in my primary school days..

Mehn 2022 hillux cost pass Gwagon o...

Let her spend her money for herself na.

Kenzico:
Back then in 1998
I and my friend Emeka was flogged and stripped naked for peeping a girl's pants
The guy went ahead to do more than that

I came to school the next day, omo they have carried our case to headmistress
I wished the ground will open up and swallow me up that day!!

Lmao...my jss3 experience...One yeye guy carry mojo magazine come school, cool me follow watch jeje o...We never knew one holy nnweje was compiling list of people wey watch the mojo o....Na so them come assembly the call out names...Na back yard i follow, jump fence enter house...i no go school for a week..told my people school is not serious let me stay at home and study...my parents didn't bother...after all i dey sharp..never came back with a weak result.

PointZerom:


I did this to my class teacher in 1987 and I was seriously punished.

Chai...this thing eeh...

Na secondary school...We go dey reply with those porn actress voice when they send teaching practice babes come our class...They are usually shy teaching 50 boys in a class..

If she is endowed, wahala for who no go like her class..

Some use mirror to do this as well...nna eeh no be today person corrupt o..

Breast own, dem no dey talk that one.

chatinent:
My name na Chatinent. Back in Primary school, I was very poor in maths. Like I wouldn't even get four divided by four even if it was all we learnt that day..it was due to fear. Fear is not good in a child's life. The teacher flogged like an animal. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out and flogged. I mean flogged and emasculated in front of my female crushes. Did I even have crushes with my zero head?

One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out.

What's going on here?

Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, Chatinent, ​what’s up? How did you pass this exam?” I was all goose pimples. My cloud nine was hitting ten. And I was like ... "Well, na God o." Immediately in zero zero seconds, I started to feel the livers of a motivational speaker that I had already started educating people backside on how to persevere no matter the odd odds.

By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement. I was that dog two tails. Peacocks in my belly. When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in
maths? Or 100%? Omg.

I was feeling very anxious, sweaty, and happy now. Obviously, my dreams and prayers have been answered. My heart skipped many beats. The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. Oh, I could see the Mnesoma stealing glances at me...oh, many ants in my panties. It was unbelievable. I was all fly. My head is about to explode. Finally the teacher looked up and said, “One silly student here did not write his name on the paper and he scored 0%. Who hasn't received his paper yet?”

Rest is history. In life sha, let everyone respect themselves.

Well, make una share una experiences.

What a humour..

Mine na primary3, because i started slow in primary school..primary 1-3 was a mess...I was still promoted to primary 4, my mom said no way...She said i must repeat that it is their money...One I be smallie, two i never dey sharp...And I am running...Meanwhile my immediate younger bro is in nursery when The age gap is two years.

That repeating of primary3 was the turning point..Infact i was among best 5pupils in the school...with more than 1000 population..

I had an award too in mathematics..

Back to the topic, In primary3 one kogi boy whose mom is a magistrate then, was among the brightest...So as usual girls flock around him..

The idoit went and wrote kiss me well on top Amarachi's desk...Na so bad belle people say na me because the foolish boy na my parley...Chai teacher flog me shege...Still carry me go give headmistress..

Na her secretary wey know my mom save me from second flogging...Me I was praying make my dad no hear that...others wise na cable them go use wipe me shege for house..It was a flogging I will never forget..

Again, was in primary6...foolish Stanley was the prefect...Because chinyere his babe like me as one of the smartest, the Idiot go write my name number1 x5 for names of noise makers..foolish boy, na him younger brother want use their mama do ritual last week for Owerri

Our teacher has a long table for flogging in the class...na me dey mount there first...damn I was troublesome growing up...

Mariangeles:
Owu otu ndi ebe ke ha na a dikari.

Okwaya...Eziokwu ka ikwuru..

Ahu ji ato ha uto..

I recall when I served in a community bordering theirs, Umaka secondary age ebe ahu ji cha umu..

Those days mgbe nwanne mpa m baseri na eket, m bia, my aunt ji a cage m from hanging out..

Later ka m matara why.

Everyone just they celebrate their women.... This year.

Who I go celebrate like this?

Mariangeles:
Queen di ka onye nsogbu sha.

Over exposure and over pampering wu nsogbu ya..

The other news showed UBI push her way codedly some days ago

Okuku nti ike na anu ihe na ite ofe..

naija4life247:
You cannot be dangerous near a drug addict like FFK, it will end in suicide.

She met her match..

dazzlingd:
The antics of a woman, fear it.


She's trying to wip all the sentiments and pity party she can gather yet devilish

Exactly my take...She is dangerous..


I am beginning to see reasons why FFK evicted her despite being the woman who gave him 4 boys..

Her stories doesn't add up...She is equally childish to be a mother.

She is dropping clues to turn that boy to animal when he start using the Internet...

Ajo nwaanyi..

Mariangeles:
As in eh! He’s a master game player!
He played Nigerians big time!
Before anyone could figure him out, it was already too late.

Remember when he made Pere seem like the bad guy? That is what a master manipulator does if you’re not aware of who they really are.



She might go back.

I saw his BS on time...As people thought I will support him back then, akuko...I just don't have any business with manipulators...Whether man or woman..

Queen is as genuine as she is..free and open to bare it all...I like her personality...

She need small touch of strict in her personality..It will help guide her from being too vulnerable to chop and go guys.

Going back will do her more dirty....A man has ego when it comes to a lady he kept a place for in his heart....If another comes closer, the ego is bruised...No man will forgive that.

White watched Queen do all her romance stuff with boma...He cannever value her like that..

O dika nwaanyi i na anwuru codedly as man, ya gawa outside ga kwaa Iko...Ego is shattered..

Kriss216:


Wetin man do man

I tire o

He didn't buy drinks for guys, until babe a piawa ya azu..

BadRadio:
This has been the trend for quite sometime now. Its allover social media, u see Guys proposing marriage to their girlfriends only for her to serve him a chilled public disgrace, calling him names, slapping him and even pouring liquid substance on him.

The image below is of a guy who decided to publicly propose to his lady after 3 years of dating, hoping she will give him a happy YES and a HUG... But the reverse was the case... she yelled at him and baptised him with hollandia yoghurt.


The question:

Why do some ladies do this?

Guys, what will be ur reaction if you get treated like that?

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This is against our culture and traditions...For those that keep doing it, more yoghurt on their heads..

Relationship is private.

It becomes public with wedding bells.

And it starts from a guy telling a lady he wants to come and see her people after dating and observing thier compatibility, understating,tolerance and love.

The lady goes home to inform her people..The rest is history..
A deviation from this, is show-off.

Even proposals are done in private.

And please don't kneel down...It carries a spiritual projection..Forget the fanfare, spiritual dominates the physical.

Sammy101111:
It Is a simple format she turns you down
Double your hustle and work harder
If you don't have a ride get one
Or change your ride
Change your personality totally with money
Then go after her friends or relatives lol
Don't delete her number so she can be seeing what she as lost

You want to spite..

Forget it...Erase her from where you kept her and move on with hustle...Let her do the stalking and monitoring in the near future...

Leave this spite stuff.

Danny50:
My fiancé has chronic mouth odour but I don't know how to tell her so that she won't feel bad or hurt.

So Guy's I really need your advice medically and how to go about it without hurting her thank you all.

Wait, you can't tell your fiancee she has mouth odour? Oga na deceive una dey deceive una selves o

For her to move from girl friend to fiancee, some discussions should be open open genuine without being shy or scared.

Mexzy4sho:
Laslas, e go reach awa turn.....

With the way it is going abii