₦airaland Forum

YourFavorite21:
The guy bought an abused V-boot..

This car plenty for south East na, especially Enugu state , u go see clean ones with AC.
Congratulations

But the god wey do am for you, make e avoid me

Lmaoooi..

Baawaa:
If this boy is not careful this car can send him to early grave, am not cursing him

Hahahahahaha...He has signed endorsement deal with roadside mechanics.

Hisbah21:
let him start taxi, Uber or bolt with it lol

Taa...Taxi ke...Unless na for oshodi...

Bolt and uber don't use year 2000 cars down to 1801 abeg

Nbotee:
Baba hVe been in the hospitality industry since time immemorial and yet ppl are asking how he became wealthy. Their only excuse is that those who make legitimate money don't show off. It is called Showbiz for a reason

This is exactly 15years plus in the business..Not even a child's play...Na 20 years remain for him to retire sef

Yet some who are yet to start even a 10k business will sit at home and ask how he made his money.

Explorers:
A 61-year-old grandma and her new husband, 24, have announced that they're planning to have their first child together through surrogacy despite their 37-year age gap.

Quran McCain and his wife, Cheryl McGregor, from Rome, Georgia, first met years back while they were both worked in the fast food chain Dairy Queen.

But romantic feelings didn't blossom until much later. They lost contact but reconnected in 2020 when caretaker Quran saw Cheryl working as a cashier at a convenience store.

Sparks instantly flew between the pair and they started dating.

They got married last year, and now, they are ready to expand their family.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10398973/Couple-37-year-age-gap-announces-planning-child-surrogacy.html?ito=social-facebook

It is the grandma in her bikini for me.... chai nothing wey greener pastures abroad no go cause...

I hope this one is using lube for the other room, because grandma's piston and rings go don dey comot smoke for engine by now

Uwa nke a sef.

Mariangeles:
Never for once did I witness my grandfather offer one of his goats to be killed.



I asked my mum about it and she said that it was said in those times that once you hear the animals making cries at night, you must not go out to check.



Start misbehaving how? Like getting too familiar?

I doubt I would be able to sell off an animal I've bonded with.

A friend of mine who breeds and sells dogs, I asked him if it doesn't affect him selling them off, and he said he's always careful not to get attached to them.
Then I asked him how the mother feels after they've sold off her puppies, he told me she whimpers for some days. How sad.



When my grandmother came to the city for my uncle's wedding, immediately after the wedding, ya si ya laje taa n'echi, that who's looking after and feeding her goats and chickens.
Even though she gave instructions to the mma who lives opposite to look after them o.

Caring for animals give old people a sense of purpose and usefulness, and I think that is what makes them live longer and happier,
even without their children around (knowing that they have something to live for...animals that depend on them to survive give them a reason to live)
I believe it can also prevents depression.



I believe living in a natural environment increases the lifespan of a person. E wepuga accident.



One time, when I suggested traveling abroad to my brother, he outrightly said no. It has never been in his plans.

Thankfully, he's successful here in Nigeria.

Hehehehehe I didn't see my grandpa, but my dad said their house used to be a beehive of activities..As he used to be the wealthiest those days.

You know what that means They kill goat on a regular, ma sheep, chicken etc..They have it in abundance.

What I deduced wu, grandpa m wu onye good life and a hustler...Ala ka nku..Recently onwere onye my Uncle leasiri the plam trees we have in the family, asi ha ga gidere the man a juwa ha o wu ofu onye nwe Ihe n'ile a, ka o wu the whole community Nwoke nwere aku na uba..

But you know the saying, If you are one who makes, your offsprings nwere ike ha aga hu awu ya.

My grandma had enough native birds then, she do keep some for us to kill when we return for Christmas with my cousins..And you dare not cook personal meal...One kitchen..My mum and my aunts take turn to cook...Fun days.

It's true o..Abali di egwu.

When the dogs deviate from training, I sell off..Mainly they are to secure from hoodlums around..Ha di familiar, it's a red flag.

Hehehe you will be having withdrawal issues with the pets na.. so i ga ahu emeli udi business of raising birds for meat or egg production.
Or even cat fish..

Can you kill a bird? First i gbuola ochichara before?

I si sad? Business is business o....After small time, it will get pregnant and deliver new puppies, eree kwa ha...

Ndi mma belongs to home...Grandma feels unease staying away from village...Those days.

My maternal grandma ka di ndu, onye nke ahu will never move out pim...She does business even at 91 now.
You remember when I explained the process of making ugba on food thread, na she I learn from...It's her biz.

It does o..The joy and happiness watching them do well..My dream of family will be a case of homestead. My kids get to know watsup in Agro and life from tender age.
Nothing extend joy and happiness pass that.
Their is sufficiency of food for the family, then IGR as well.

Life goes on..Onye o wula adi happy.

Ihe travelling ahu doesn't move me at all...Even a business associate m, brought up the issue this afternoon, Ma si ya hapu ihe ahu...We can't stay out of business anyi nwere customer base beacause of challenges..Regardless, we move.

Onye m choro ya travel o wu my baby brother.. mana o wu ya guchaa school.

I will travel, but that will be with my woman to have fun and return to our homestead.

Ihe travel a wukwa ibido uwa n'ishi in a foreign place

Mariangeles:
I doubt they see them as pets. They value them more.

My brother once told me that the reason the people of the past kept animals was because if any harm were to come to the family, the animals usually take the fall.




What happened to the cat?
O gafuru?

Were you not attached to the dog already? Gi kpaa obi ree ya



They're good company.

You know what? Somehow, I think they're part of the reason why people of before lived longer.

Okwaya? Value awuhu kwa obere ihe... Ha bia ha eliwe the biggest for Christmas chops..My grandma ji eliwe okuko for umu ya ga alota Christmas..

What your bro said is in agreement with ihe mpa m na ekwu kariri gbasara domestic animals..O si every true son of the soil kwesiri inwe ihe ndia ahu na ulo ya...
There are times you will wake, you will see one dead..Ya si gi ancestors don collect..

O gbabara ohia o...Yea I do sell them off when they start misbehaving and buy a new one....O wunu the normal way to keep them in check..

Very good company o...

Yes na...Ihe ndi a na eme ha obioma....You know our current parents wunu a generation that left village in search of white collar jobs na town..So they left the rural life setting and ever since then things changed.

A generation will come to abandone life in the city, Abroad and return to rural or sub-urban life.

O wu kwanu udi life m choro...I can make money anywhere..Ihe abroad a nahu amasi m at all...I see it as a place I can go with my wife, unwind for some weeks...Do some purchase and return...

More like a getaway/vacation and business moves exploration..

A wu m onye ulo.

Giftlove11:
I was being blinded by love to the extent that my boyfriend and I took a blood covenant, that was about some years ago..

The truth is that I was so madly in love with him, and when he brought out the ideal, I thought that was the only way he will be mine forever. So I agreed with him, and we made the convenant.. We use needle to cut out blood from our thumb, and we made a vow never to live each other or make love with another person..

i've been discussing with him to end this convenant, but he always refuses. We took the convenant when i was 17yrs, and Its been 8years now, and i've loved only him. Even though i don't love him again, i'm afraid to have or make love with another person.
he say we can't end it and that we must mary each other.

I already found someone else i love, i'm planning to report him to the police or his parents if he dosn't give me a chance to go away..

*i don't kno if it will actually hurt me if i love another person.

i really want to go away from him

Womennnnnnnn!!!! Smh...

Well let me just laugh

You want to Bamba with a bigger one you love now..

The joke is on you sha..


Ndi love when the going is good...How I wish the guy will have sense and undo it...You no worth the struggle...

Guys should focus on Income, than all this wasting of time on diamond harvesters around...When ever a man is ready, the right woman will surface.

KillIgbohoN0W:
What does she do for a living because that yansh I'm seeing is too tiny for clitocurrency exchange.

Lmao...You guys are soo difficult and extra..

Mere looking at her, you will know this one is the baby of their house, that can task anyone to get her a whip of her choice..

And you will by the time she use her too much talk talk to disturb your life

Make Una leave nini and her small nyash wey no dey shake.

Mariangeles:
My grandfather loved his goats ehn...
He had lots of goats and sheep, but by the time we traveled home one time, there were no more sheep. Only goats.
I wonder what happened to them.

Remember the story I once told about when one of his goats (or is it sheep?) that didn't come home? Probably lost its way.
My grandfather went out in the dark with a flashlight to look for it. He found it and brought it home.

Reminds me of that parable Jesus Christ told.



Yes na. Dogs can get jealous of their owners giving their attention to another. Even another human being.



I like the idea of getting little children a dog to care for.
It makes them responsible and compassionate.

Lol.
You see grand parents, them no dey use their pet play o...

You need to see them talk to these pets like say they are human.

The one I have in the farm last year, became soo jealous of the attention the cat was getting, it got to extent it chased away the Cat by becoming hostile to it...The worst is that both are females..

My mistake was keeping a female dog..The cat bonds well with the males.

Now I lost the cat...Mu ejiri iwe ree the dog...And got a new male...And i am getting a new cat because of rodents in the farm..

Yes getting pets for kids is soo cute...A dikwa hu m sure I can live anywhere without these domestic animals o...Dogs, birds and cats...Ewu bu nsogbu.

Mariangeles:
Ka m gbando laikichaa ha.

The smell of goats is village-ish. I like it.
Dogs can be very attention seeking. They tend to get jealous too.

I ji akpa m ochi ofuma... o si village-ish...Chai ewu ahu shiela anya...

Any way ihe i kwuru wu eziokwu...Ewu na aturu takes us home.

Yea, you like the two..O di allowed.

I si attention? What will you now say about Cats..

Cats act like a new girl friend...Too many shakara...attention at it's peak..

We started having dogs when I was in junior secondary...We disturbed my dad to get us one..He did..Onye enyere nri, ya ga nye nkita..

Marshal was her name, grew so big but rarely barks, but so quick to attack strangers.

That dog was too special to us...Mum that doesnt like dogs then, became the one that was taking care of it...And that was how she became a lover all pets anyi nwere since then.

E hatiri m ndi nke English dogs o...Those one behave abnormal..The local di too smart..And will never mess up the place.

ednut1:
any man asking a woman for body count is a fool. You no be virgin yourself and you expect her to tell you her real count abi

Isn't this statement a self deceit if you really have genuine thing for a lady, likewise she has for you, you both will want to know what's up before now..

It demands openess for a genuine stuff..Unless na babe you want bleep for the time and move on..Then you may careless about where and where she has been before now.

We like to deceive ourselves a lot in this part of the world..And it is not helping matters...openess is key to that peace of mind.

BABYharder:
Let the vawulence begin!

Mariangeles:
Chai!

I might start liking dogs o.

please do..I mean who will hate such an extremely intelligent animal.

Substitute ya with Ewu biko A mam na I likiri ewu..Ewu cannever sacrifice it's life for any body...But, dogs do that for it's owner.

Maks27:
So I had this Local dog I love very well, I feed her all the time.

She eats whenever eat. She is so fresh unless you take a close look you won't know it's a local dog.

But during the Christmas holiday I travelled, by the time I came back my precious dog doesn't stay In our apartment again, she now spends all her time at our neighbors, if I call her and my neighbors call her at the same time she will answer them first.

This dog has completely forgotten about me. Sometimes I will go pick her up there feed her and before I look again she has returned to our neighbors house.

So I ask my dad what could have happened and he told me they beat her when I travelled because she dog a hole in the backyard.
Please how do I draw my dog back to me
Please help me I don't want to loose her.

Dog, A man's best friend.

They work by conditioned reflex action as explained by Ivan Pavlov with the salivating dog.

Your people aside from beating her, also starved as well reason why it shifted loyalty to your neighbour who created more caring and fun time..Dogs behaved like little kids, how you treat them is how they will react.

You will have to start the procedure again..To win it's loyalty to your side.

Prompt with provision of meals..

Bathing and play time in order...

Any time any day I will choose the local dogs over these Improved breeds that behave like mugu.

Local dogs are extremely intelligent and more natural with behavioural patterns.

SUPERPACK:
By turning it to 404.

Hahahahahhahahhahahhahaha

Mariangeles:
I ma ihe no n'uwa wu give and receive.

Mana when you only keep on giving giving giving to others, others will keep on receiving receiving receiving from you without ever thinking of giving.

I asked her if anyone had ever apologized to her after offending her, she avoided the question.

Okwa asi blessed is the one that gives, than the one that receive..

I were ndidi soro uwa, I ga ahu na uwa di soft..

Na people dey take their hand spoil this life..

This could be who she is..How I wish all couples can adopt this pattern, marriage will be a place everyone will be dreaming to be.

I am sorry is one of the best statement in life..If not, the number one sef.

O kwa my neighbour anyi na ya nor na november last year, ka a gara ili ya na nwunye this morning..
Nnwaanyi a noro wuru trouble nyere ma di ya, umunne di ya, umu nne nke ya...Everybody.

Di ya anwuo, nwaanyi ejiri aka ya na ga ahazi olili di ya...Aru ka aru na ala Igbo..

Nwaanyi ji aka ya na aga azu nnama eji eli di ya O ga chaala lota..few days ya slump o, within one hour ya wuo onwu...

Ya wuru mgbe nwaanyi nwere trust issues with everyone...Onwehu ihe nor n'uwa o.

Patience, joy and happiness wu ihe eji eso uwa.

It is finished...

When a sitting president said he is praying...lmao


Incompetence meet Governance..Body go tell Nigerians.

Mariangeles:
Would you have told her all that if she were a man?

At first, I wanted to tell her There’s no point trying to change, so keep being who you are , then I realized that that would be cowardly and taking the easy way out. Forget about what she says about not being a coward (no offense).
She has to learn to put her foot down and stand up for herself, otherwise people will take her for a fool.
Nobody who offends her will ever make the move to apologize.
They will take her for granted (if they don’t already).

You only looked at it from the angle of a wife. Anything to be at peace with her husband.
What about her relationship with others?
How would you as a husband feel if your wife cannot stand up to others for herself, not to talk of to stand up for her children?
Would you always be there to defend her?
Would you want a wife who would always apologize to you and everyone just for “peace to reign”? Even when it’s no fault of hers?
Can it be said that she has a mind of her own?
She’s probably the type that cares too much about what people think.
She probably worries when she thinks others are mad at her.
She has to learn to stand up for herself when necessary. It takes courage.
It is very important as a woman to know your right.

Zukwanuikeeeeeeeeee..

This is who she is...I am sorry isn't cowardice na..It is even a sign of being bold.

Some people will offend you, blackmail you and even oppress at the same time and Will never say sorry.They are the real cowards taking the bully way.


In some homes, the man is usually first to apologise, would you say such men are weak? No o kwa ka udo chie Eze.

Hapucha violence, onwehu kwa ebe eji ya aga o.

Even, it is her own defence mechanism...She can offend you, and rush to apologise, by then you will be weak to take action....Mgbe ahu o wu o meri be onye ahu?

That she apologises first, doesn't mean she can't stand up for her rights..o nwere ike ya wuru di after quarrels and fights ka o ji asi sorry sef

You miss the second paragraph in that my comment you quoted...guo ya ozo.

Mariangeles:
Increase in cake price loading...again

O wunu ya naa

Anyi o nwere choice...

Lamanii22:
I always apologize first even when I'm not wrong just for peace to reign... Amongst my friends, siblings and the likes.... Now that I am married I still do it too... So I would like to know if it's a good thing or I should not apologize first sometimes....


I am not a coward or anything I just like everything and everywhere peaceful....

This is how life should be...E go shock to know this is the secret you are using to keep your home together without too much stress..

Apologizing first doesn't makes one a coward, what projects a coward is not speaking up even when in the midst of oppression.

Keep being who you are...It could be more of the reason Your hubby made you his final bus stop.

Mariangeles:
E kwuohala ihe ahu ozo.

Besides, election is around the corner.
They might begin to undo all they did.



O wu eshiokwu na ha e mehela border?

Their was actually a 20% increment on feed price, so new price will reflect from next week.

No one is talking about the border again...They said it is partially..And some importation ka nor under ban..smh

Na Auto pilot the country dey now..

Okunga:
Kanye move from that big yansh to this small yansh…

Small nyash deh shake...

Na small nyash guys go deh do this year..

WriterNig:
Kim K is plastic, this chick is natural from head to toe. Her beauty na follow come



Was there ever a time he looked happy? He's a weirdo and a genius.

Lolzzz...

Perfect description of kanye...

In life what matters is happiness..Never allow anyone deprive you of that..

Mariangeles:
Small #60 per one (formerly 3 for #100 ).

Medium-large 3 for #200. (Formerly #40 per one)

Fair enough...It will still reach 1 100naira..

This country sef

Reyah:
Everything is possible in this country

Na today you know? Hehehehe wake up o


Even Dangote and BuA became extremely rich via political influence..

As this one don collect appointment, he is entitled to millions before and during election and also attending meetings to know who is who in Nigeria and also sell his brands as well...


In this life, make small money, it is an open door to make more money...

Mariangeles:
Gbasara Falz, I think it has probably always been in him.



Ngwanu.


I wonder what people hear in that guy's noise music.

Falz laghachi na egwu biko...he is fast fading...


Worst you can do to yourself is carrying naija mata for head...It will weigh you down.


A whole portable agbero ka i si noise...

Ego ole ka erega akwa ebe ahu?

Psychokinetic:
Do you know how many times the EFCC has invited him?? They even seized some of his assets which till now is still with them and apparently they got nothing on him. As at last year he sued the EFCC for 10m... Talk wetin you know!

Even hushpuppy and invictus Obi had online warriors until water pass garri...Na today okoto yarns...

Mariangeles:
Freedom fighting tinz.



I like all kinds of music, but mostly cool music.



To me, I think they're too similar.
The hair plaiting thing is just a phase.



Yeah.

Lol...Change of business abii

A si agbagide, e changia location..

Thats cool..


Onye gwara gi na owu phase, noro kwa ngahu...Simi choro a touch of jim iyke in him.. Ya kpara ya ishi..lmao. Zawa zie AG baby with Energy..

They very good for each other..

Ochi toro m maka ihe kwuru banyere portable.. av never seen a misplaced priority di ka onye ahu..

inoki247:
I pray say no b the kain Hype wey dem give Buhari nd e failed na him Anambra people dey get...

Buhari cannever be in the same league with soludu when we talk about intelligence...And economic awareness which is the foundation of every great country..

Buhari has led the country into coma...A baba go slow and never do well.

Failed three times..

One as military head and twice as a civilian.

Na him you want use compare the man who put CBN on the sand of time with many human capital development policy

Soludo is not your mate...We wait and see how he is going to harness the Anambra resources into a modern model.

Evergreen4:
I'm sure she will be doing this evangelism with heavy security

See a team of police men near those cars na...

This one na public deception...Her political man friends enriched her with our national wealth...Let her return the loots first.