₦airaland Forum

Switchman:
I actually don't have issues with the house chores as a way to assist her but the bad mouth is really killing me.

mariahAngel:
The change are not always negative though.

O dipendiri nshahe anya I miniri...

DryMouth:
Actually, I and that Canada based girl were friends from secondary school. When my girlfriend was busy tearing my heart apart, she(canada G) was my comforter.
After a long while, we agreed to be in a relationship...

dorin27:
instead of letting her go, you want to waste her time till she's 29? Issokay.

mariahAngel:
That is not true.

Do you think she hasn't seen or come across those category of ladies?
There are just some people who can never be moved by those flashy/material things.
It's just who they are,and not about being rich or poor.
It's all about confidence in who you truly are.

My sister for example; even with all the money she has to buy whatever she could ever want and her intelligence, she still looks modest like a teenager. (They mistake her a lot for that)
It's her style. Her way. Very simple.
So, I believe Toks with that one.

Toks2008:
At 29 i don't think she will but i honestly find her nature very disturbing i must say. Who rejects money?

Toks2008:
When i read posts like this i can't help but wonder if a lady i know is in this same Nigeria.

This lady is from a lowly background but since i knew her 6years ago she has never ever demanded 1kobo from me and when i give her money she will reject . I practically begged her to give me her account number and after several efforts she gave me and whenever i give her money, her dad will thank me...invariably, she lets her dad know whenever i give her anything so i began to wonder if this lady is in this same Nigeria.

You will never see her in any wig or very expensive attire yet she is a paragon of natural beauty.

She is a rare breed in fact owun mi ki n fe omo naa.

mariahAngel:
Except in a case where one's life is threatened will I agree with ghosting.

mariahAngel:
Ndi mmadu ehn...



Unless the "relationship" wasn't defined in the first place o...

mariahAngel:
Believe it or not, only cowards ghost people.

kendrick93:
Never trust a scorned and bitter woman..
They will go to any length to destroy & tarnish your image.

I won't be surprised if she was the one actually maltreating the domestic workers

mariahAngel:
It was obvious in almost all your stories...

Riri ndu gama ooooooo! M'owuru ndi owerre

mariahAngel:
You sef ehn...

You go too chop life as a student.

DaddyRochie1642:
She stabbed her own brother to death because the Penis she's receiving outside is too sweet or what, what's going on here, am not understanding.

If that girl is of Legal age, I can assure her that I will not shed a tear if she's given the death penalty.... Nonsense.


Spits in Disgust.

mariahAngel:
Yeah.
Ihe m na kpo ya wu eze mkpuru oshishi.




No wonder...
You'll hardly eat a turkey with no taste.

Are old broilers those ones that have lost almost all their feathers?
Ndi ahu okpukpu ha kajara akaja...

mariahAngel:
Na my favourite fruit you dey yab so ooo


Yeah.

I think that is what they call free range birds/eggs....I might be wrong though
It's usually more expensive.




What's special about turkey compared to chicken?

I think turkey is my favourite meat.

Felabrity:
Una just dey die one by one

Last week na ivory coast PM

Maybe next week na Bu...

Omenaukor:
Anybody that wants my president to die,is your president that will die

PrimadonnaO:
Disgusting! Do those prisoners even bathe properly? Dirty p3nis.

lagusboyyy:
Women mean OPPOSITE of anything they say.

She actually means:

I AM DATING AND STILL AVAILABLE (highest bidder).

Bornsinner7:
Damn the Mami too make sense..

The Bobbi alone fit feed the nation plus that small nyash wey be like today bread..

If you get this one as girlfriend. mehn!!. na this kind spec them dey use break Ramadan.. You go eat am for suhoor, still eat am for evening.. after you chop this kind type for earth.. angels go reduce the number of your virgins for heaven to maybe 50 ..

As a real niggarrr if you give me this one.. na to dey chop am raw twice on a Thursday till my engine knock

Odiriance4all:
Why dey come resemble like this Na like brother and sister

mariahAngel:
What about Nigerian oranges? Are they at least organic?




Some Nigerians in the diaspora have attested to how almost tasteless those foods are. Especially meats and poultry.




But it's worth it, right?

mariahAngel:
Chai!

...and here I was, eating fruits and feeling special, thinking the fruits were all organic.

thesicilian:
That reply shows she's very insecure about her husband's activities.

SmellySperm:
it's that same Bible that said you only reap what you sow,Dem no dey give light, how tf they gonna get paid?

mariahAngel:
After all the fertilization, will the watermelon still be considered organic? Or do you use organic fertilizers?

mutantninja:
I advise everyone reading this thread to try to get a gun for your own protection... the feeling is priceless and you feel like after God you have powers to defend yourself... I was walking on an empty road with my gf to cross to a nearby ATM while our car was parked across early this January and some guys came, 4 of them ... haggard looking and stinking of weed smell.. saying: “oga find your guys something or e go bad this night for you and your fine babe”.. my girl was not scared one bit she was just looking at me smiling and waiting for my reaction... I was busy withdrawing from the ATM after I finished i turned back and noticed they surrounded our passage... I just pulled out my English pistol from my holster (image is attached below if you don’t know what’s it is) and I talked very calmly: “who wan test my bullet first?” Immediately they all took to their heels... young boys aged of 19-25 ... the oldest one of them was walk-in backwards saying, “boss calm down no be so... boss ... boss and walked the other way”.... my gf was just laughing and screaming at them “make una come na” .. i inserted my gun back to my holster and drove off.... of course I had a wonderful night with my gf later at home that night...