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Man abandoned all these sweet ladies Here and there, with Succulent body... Come deh follow fellow man enter bedroom... Smh.

Amotekun need baptism... seems this local name is redirecting their aims and objectives.

mariahAngel:
Sea food gini?
Owudikwa si owu mbe mmiri ooo...ya wuru mbe elu-ala jobiri ala! Owudikwa'm!




Ha n'eji anu mbe e shi fisherman soup owu?
Ndi m ma n'eri ya wu ndi Urhobo

Ihe forola gi I ri wu anu agwo na akpi!

Mbe wu nu both aquatic and terrestrial animal na.

Fisher man soup wu fresh fish soup.

Hahahaha eri e la m agwo naa... the meat be like leather... Na python killed in my area years ago..I follow chop the pepper soup..


I remember where I served...The corps's members we killed a snake and threw away, I swear those villagers where pissed.. They were like chai see big meat... ike a gwu m..

Akpi is edible if u can cut off the poisonous gland...

I watch a popular show on discovery channel, called ultimate survival.. That guy is something else.. He eats these things raw...

I wouldn't blame, before the era of cooking them came on board, way back, these things are consumed raw...like early men.

Erie LA m otutu ihe o. Weird and mysterious Aquarius...

mariahAngel:
I rizuo la!

Onwehu anu ozo guru gi I ri, ya wuru anu nnabe.

Hahahaha a m'am na iga a gbaru ihu ma ihu comment ahu...

I grew up eating a lot of sea food.. To extent in my nursery, NA roasted fish them the pack for us as lunch...

Fisher man soup bu ihe anyi riri ofuma...


Maybe NA y we tall pass 6ft for house.. too much protein.

But hapu o, anu mbe togburu onweya ka catfish soup.

shilz:
everything is nt about juju,I have tasted it and it's actually one of the best meat.na only snake I never and will never chop sha.

Exactly... The taste is on another level... I wish something can take me to bayelsa, I will buy as much as I can.

PantherNG:
Tell us you’re doing some sort of ‘juju’. No ordinary Nigerian wakes up to eat tortoise.

Na so..wetin u don't know, senior u..

Tortoise remains one of the sweetest sea foods...People living in riverine areas know very well..

Tortoise pepper soup, a serious delicacy..
Well, I don't blame u guys, since voodoo people make use of it to prank naive Africans..

Burna boy will end up fighting all his fellow frat guys in NBM...

Smh

iceberylin:
How can a girl you're not fucccking respect you?

Lol this is deep, but people will ignore it...OP and the babe were busy living in denial.. At the same deceiving themselves..

No sex before marriage big scam...

My boss came to my room to bleep woman, bigger scam...

Both are gaming each other..well it is cool they didn't drag their village people into it by marriage and it's ceremony... It would av been a bigger disaster.

They slept in the same house, but no se...maybe it was mental attraction/connection ooh I forgot they also did romance, maybe we can add few spoons of physical attraction...


See finish no be here...

The most clueless CBN since independence...making useless policies that comes back to hunt us.

This people banned importation of maize last year only to reverse when maize was totally out of Nigerians reach.

They only licensed few firms to import on reversal.. Now those firms are running serious monopoly and price skyrocket from 80k per tonne to 200k .

Only for the clueless CBN to come back shadow release of metric tonnes into the hands of same few firms.

We are gone with this government.. If this people take another 8years it is over for Nigerians.

Cheapest commodities in any nation, has become a goldmine here all thanks to useless policy by incompetent hands.

Monogamy:
Anything to decongest Lagos port is welcome

Tribalism and nepotism is the main problem withholding our development..

If not their should be little or no problem to worry about.

Lagos
River state
Anambra
Calarba
Akwaibom
Delta
Bayelsa
Kogi.

These states have large water bodies.. If FG meant well, these places will help ease the problems at ports..But hell no, we are all focused on Lagos. There by making life extremely difficult for Inhabitants in Lagos.

Smh..this country nawa.

mariahAngel:





I think it's just one of those information one don't bother to or are too lazy to check.


Okwaya?



True.

Yes...sometimes.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
E so ga'm ya ka BBN

Ndi a ehn...ashi GBA!

Lol...

Ndi ahu bu ndi nzuzu...

U know common sense is not common as it sounds.

Ayo2004:
If I catch my primary school class captain,I will cut off her head ,the mumu made me go home crying in tears almost every day by putting ×20 infront of my name as number one

Lmao..your case bad o...X20


NA x3 gang I deh, at a time, ones teacher enter class, he collect the list and call me out even before opening the list..

Nonexistent:
Liars. When did primary school pupils start to dey write names of noise makers?

NA dem school NA scam crew...

You don expose yourself NA...

For your information, primary school pupils and names of noise makers be like bread and akara.

I don remember Stanley foolish boy... He was writing my name X3 because I was relating with his crush...chinyere.

Las las he no see pant sef..

Mariahangel I follow ga season film a?...

Ihe a di ka episode 3...

mariahAngel:
Owu ije love...ndi ocha si love is blind
Ihunanya ohu kpuru ishi


Ehen! Ajuru'm nne'm gbasara akiri ahu....

We, including my dad, were watching a documentary about animals, then I remembered to ask her, and she was like akiri wu ihe ahu yiri awo, then to clarify, she said akiri looks like a frog (which means she thought frog is awo), then my dad was like onye gwara gi?
Then he was like Akiri wu frog, awo wu toad.
Then, I said All I want to know is why I'm just knowing about it now?

It was funny sha...

Not only blind, this particular ije love dara ngworo..

Hahahaha normally people argue about the two countless times.

Lol, u are asking them, ya wuru na ano m ngahu, ihe nga asi gi bu, mgbe onye jiri teta ura bu ututu ya...

At least u know now... Life is a good teacher..we learn as long as we keep breathing...

mariahAngel:
He seems not to be in charge...

Exactly... Nwa ji ya NA oru...

mariahAngel:
He seems not to be in charge...

Exactly... Nwa ji ya NA oru.

mariahAngel:

Ichiga ochi...lol

OP dika onye gara ga bie ego, iji meh wedding.

After that day, the marriage go start...

Pastors and CEOs....


They av eaten deep into the man's sense of reasoning...

Fear a lazy man who sits down everyday reading carefully selected parts of scriptures to suit their exploits of gullible members... even use of voodoo is handy.

As e deh go, the akpa-amu will use himself to sow seed weh no deh germinate...

mariahAngel:
Munzy, onye nkushi!

Jishi ike!

Hahahaha a si m ka tupenye ya azu...before the baby oku agbajie ya aka....

mariahAngel:
Really?

Really? Owu ka afo osisa?

Yea.

Henrymorre:
I will try to make this story very short.

So I've always loved my babe, buy her stuffs, gives her money, takes her out, etc. So tomorrow is her birthday, and she has a very bad hair. We where talking over on phone yesterday, and she asked me to send her money to make her hair, plus she also said she doesn't have money to do her bday, and wants me to help her on it. Well, I wanted to help her do her bday shaa, just to make her happy, but I can't carry all the responsibilities alone, so I said no to her getting money to do her hair. I told her to make her hair by herself or wear a wig, since I will be ,

Paying for hotel
Buying the cakes
Buying the drinks
Buying the meat
Calling DJ to play song for her and her friends
Plus giving her a gift..

She started acting all up, that she will do the bday with her friends that she doesn't need me in it anymore, that her friend will make her hair for free blah blah, and she will sleep over at her friends place. Etc

So guys the question, is this lady really a wife material? Or someone who is just there to eat money and go?

Did I over react?

Ooh!! She is going to sleep over at her friend's place..Seems the real owner of the Congo is coming to shine it...maybe u are assistant...

Usually assistant is the usual ATM or pounder if the owner is not in town.

Back to the matter, so u want organise a party for her?....smh...As your wife, abii ur sister or your mom?

U guys keep on making same mistake.. If u want to spend on her as babe weh deh hold body and soul with u..Plan a small getaway... Of two days..convert the party money to hotel reservation, buy the drinks and food u two will be needing to enjoy yourselves... And go on to have mind blowing fun...if not, u go organise party to be ridiculed..

We are here to read the next thread... On how she went to her family house on emergency from the party venue... if u know you know.

mariahAngel:



A ma'm na.

Ooh..

Utazi works like magic in tackling stomach upset.. Chew 2-3leaves and watch the magic.

Long over due, a lot of indigenous malls springing up Here there, so no doubt if they decided to pull out ..They have been milking the cow for years now... With little contribution to our economy.

mariahAngel:
For non Igbos, it is na.


I don't know it...ihe m ma wu afufa



I know right?

I doubt o, unless ma o wu slay queen choro ime guy...ndi nke ahu na form hmmm it is bitter..




Afufa wu nu akwa garden...

Kriss216:
Miracle's cumhole that year.



Congrats, though.

Lol, cumhole...

You sure say someone is not pounding life at of your future wife now?

Unless u have secured your virgin or married to her already...

Never say never..

mariahAngel:
I understand...






He didn't find the utazi too bitter?




As in...

Utazi is not bitter o...

Do u know a leaf called king bitters...that one is something else....people who aren't aware call it alfafa.

Utazi, with fresh pepper, onion and good palm oil heavenly on a boiled yam...

mariahAngel:
I chohu I shi ya okwaya? Onye ume ngwo!
Ngwanu tinye ya na freezer.






O hugbuola onwe ya!






When they're calm, they're cool people.

They've resumed bringing food to the south! Chineke ekele!

Lol....Owu nu ya.....I enjoy watching a nice meal being made in the kitchen, than doing it myself... And is not like I am foodie...I like watching people with good appetite eat...


Owu hu obere ihe o...The guy enjoyed our meals...Especially white yam and utazi sauce...he gives this one a lift with Pepsi nwuru anwu...lol

Yea, I saw the thread on FP... l didn't shake, because I know that's effort in futility... A perishable something... They did reversal on time...

Them for stay at least a week... las las we go know who will count loss...U don't joke with a stable customer... Southerners are stable customers...

Ishilove:
Mai... This princely governor from a royal home has married into political royalty.

Gumsu is so beautiful. I wonder what joy they derive in polygamy

Many great men we read in the scriptures, were polygamists..It still didn't stop them from being used as tool to manifest God's special work...And lessons to our generation..

But this our new testament Christianity carefully avoided and flipped those areas just to suit the different doctrines here and there..

If one has the resources, polygamy remains the best...

mariahAngel:
Ha ka no na mbido, h'ebewela...
Akwa tomatoes? Ha ga ragide ya e, ya gbu ha!
Ugbu a ka ha chetara si anyi wu otu



Wow!
Don't forget to precook it so that you don't lose its fresh taste.



As in...
And it's not like they eat most of the things they produce o

Lol, ndi a mahu ihe at all..


Precook! It will be used on sunday, is it best to precook today and store? Okwa freezer ka nwere o..hope it won't spoil the thing?


Northerners don't eat like we in the south.

I makwa na ndi a siwe rice and bean white o...ya ghewe, ha gbanye ya red oil na nnu..oya bu jollof o...

End time jollof...Nysc camp meals just be like extra special food to some of my colleagues from there those days...lol

But, we taught one of our bauchi guy how to cook egusi...he so much enjoyed it to extent he kept on cooking it till his POP in our PPA..


Another one from Adamawa was enjoying our native meals then eeeh..my babe then was making meals upon meals...lol, ones she is through, we go invite the northern frnd.

I envy them..in the north when it comes to food...ndi a nwere nri well well.

mariahAngel:
Munzy14, gbara oso bia ooo!
O su la!

Nwata si nne ya agahu a raha, o ga e hi ura?
Ara gbashikwa ha nti!

Hahahhahaha onweghi ihe ha huru, ugbu a ka la wu ututu...Inukwa iji tomatoes e mere anyi nga nga...

One of my farm attendant gather enough nkwu, so I went there this afternoon, he gave me some...For ezigbo ofe-akwu Igbo di rich...

I don't know how some northerners... Reason.. Hoarding perishable goods...NA stupidity na. Just like a farmer who produces eggs/vegetables..no mata what, you can't hoard it..

mariahAngel:
What!?




Okwesighi I di otu ahu na...
Akwa ndi mmadu n'egbu nkwu n'oge a?

A mahu m otu ihe nkwu a si diri o.

That is one local stuff I am yet to figure out.